phork

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from Surrey BC That's in Canada eh?

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    • Had a Dream

      13 years ago

      phork

      I had a dream last night that I was playing a Halo 2 game on Ivory Tower and I was playing with DiMono (well I had that weird unconscious reassurance it was him even though his gamer tag was spelled "DiMama" S15.gif) he was a dick, and if I recall he wasn't to good.

    • Christmas Chocolates

      13 years ago

      phork

      Almost eaten all the boxes I have one left blagh.

    • Trump

      in Forums > Trump | Follow this topic

      phork

      It's a really fun game that sort of mixes Life, Monopoly, and eBay. Any one else played it?

      6 replies

    • Gung Hei Fat Chow!

      13 years ago

      phork

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      Happy Chinese new year everyoneS35.gif (in five hours and 30 minutes if you live on the West Side S11.gif )

      P.S. I'm white I just have a bunch of chinese friends.

    • Phew

      13 years ago

      phork

      Profile Views: 667

      I'm safe.

      P.S.
      I just ate a whole box of Pot of Gold chocolates and I feel like I'm going to hurl.

    • Profile Views

      13 years ago

      phork

      Agh 666 profile views!!

    • Random Friend Requests

      13 years ago

      phork

      Stop fucking doing it! I've had 5 this week I can only imagine how sponsers feel.

    • An 80 Year Old Man

      13 years ago

      phork

      An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the man said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. But out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. "Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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    • Playing With Pro's

      13 years ago

      phork

      I was lucky enough to be able to play a game with Zyos and LeGendZ Defy both Halo 2 pro's. Unfortunetly my whole team quit probably not knowing who they were against but I stuck it out just to say I played with the pro's.

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