phork

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from Surrey BC That's in Canada eh?

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    • Absolutly The Best gif

      13 years ago

      phork

      I went to Bungie 5 minutes ago for my 30 minute check up for an update when I saw their newest top story of their Humpday Challenge and say the gif they put with it and it was this

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      Isn't that SWEET?! But not as awsome as this one.

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    • Ah My Neighbors

      13 years ago

      phork

      1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

      2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

      3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

      4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

      5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

      6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

      7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

      8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

      9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

      10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

    • ualuealuealeua

      13 years ago

      phork

      Oh my god this website Batman ualuealuealeuale has not only mad my day but my whole week. This site should be used instead of 'Antidepressants" no pill can make up for the hours and hour’s you can watch this thing without getting bored so check it out whether your depressed or bored.

    • First Journal Entry

      13 years ago

      phork

      Hello RvB.

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