phork

Male
from Surrey BC That's in Canada eh?

  • Activity

    • Aries Spears Rap

      12 years ago

      phork

      Some outstanding impersonations of LL, Snoop Dogg, DMX, and Jay-Z done by Aries Spears.

    • Halo 3 Countdown

      12 years ago

      phork

      So if you haven't already seen it here it is, The Halo 3 Countdown Timer but it really only goes till' Christmas 2006 since there has been no release date for Halo 3. I'm thinking the timer might be off by about 300 days personally.

    • 4 Priciest Homes

      12 years ago

      phork

      The 4 most expensive homes, guess who owns the most expensive.

    • So How About A Contest?

      12 years ago

      phork

      Well I've just recently acquired 100 mod points thanks to careless223's signature contest, anywho I wanted to do a contest but I need some ideas, so that's where you come in. A mod point goes to good contest ideas, so something pretty unique.

    • Eight Steps To a Successful Halloween

      12 years ago

      phork

      1. Shovel out like 5 bucks
      2. Buy yourself a half stick of German dynamite
      3. Get your friends together with a camera to record these shananigans
      4. Find a port-a-potty
      5. Place the stick of dynamite strategically inside the port-a-potty (preferably on the seat)
      6. Light that wick and run like hell to your friends recording the whole thing
      7. Review the recorded mayhem
      8. Laugh and show to the people who haven't seen it yet

      * Repeat steps seven and eight. *

      By phork

    • Milestones

      12 years ago

      phork

      So I was going through some of my documents and I found my RT milestones which I made awhile ago and here they are:

      -Hit level 40
      -Become a highest level karma member
      -Be one of the most modded
      -Be one of the most online
      -Have over 200 mod points at one time
      -Become featured user again
      -Buy some RT merch.
      -Get Joel's award
      -Be modded by a staff member

      So I did complete 2 of them, getting to level 40 and being modded by Luke.

      In other news Halloween is two days away. Today was also the end of daylight savings time so I have now just set back all my clocks. I only had to reset two actually since my cell phone, caller ID and iPod were nice enough to set themselves back.

      Anywho I'm gonna finish watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off and go to bed to get a semi-good sleep before Monday . . . shitty, shitty Monday. roll.png So nighty night to some, and to most of the people that will read this in the morning, haha sucks to be you since your experiencing Monday already, don't worry though I will be too in about 45 minutes sad.png

      Edit

      Quick Comic:

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      One More:

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    • A Video & Such (Actually Just a Video)

      12 years ago

      phork

      Soul Mates?

      Hehe I think not, I laughed pretty hard at the end, you just gotta wait for it.

    • Sponsor No More

      12 years ago

      phork

      Oh noes roll.png Life happens. Anywho I plan on getting it renewed as soon as I get my new bank card in the mail.

    • Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

      12 years ago

      phork

      No particular reason for the title I just happen to be listening to that song.

      Anywho, last night I saw Man of The Year, it was pretty good nothing to exciting but it had a pretty good story I suppose. This morning I woke up and noticed that I'm still a sponsor smiley0.gif <-- See? Not sure why it was supposed to run out two days ago, oh well, don't tell DiMono. smiley8.gif

      Oh and I was looking over the contest I'm in and there is apparently no rules on how many times you can vote or how often. So if you could please vote phor phork again here, and remember all the mods I win I plan on doing a mod giveaway with, so if I win, you win, we all win! smiley0.gif Yay!

  • About Me

  • Comments (383)

    • MrSquiggle

      12 years ago

      Thats my front yard

      the back one is bigger, haha

      Its good, except we live a while away from everything

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      Ah, well in that case, that doesn't sound so bad. smiley0.gif

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      Wait, I have to pay for a mac-only P2P client? You're kidding right?

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      That was you that had that video? I though it might've been from RvB...I forget easily, the only reason I remembered it is I saved it to my favorites smiley8.gif

      I'll go change what the journal says to give you some credit smiley0.gif

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      phoiled

    • FR0Z3N

      12 years ago

      DUDE WERE NOT SPONSORS ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Cause you know, pistachios are a good thing to be smiley8.gif

      Hey, do squirrels like pistachios?

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      Tru Dat.

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Monday is the worst day of the week smiley4.gif

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      I want to shove a lightbulb in someones ear.

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Lamp is one sexy beast smiley0.gif

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      I shoved a gum wrapper up one of my friends noses. He attemted to punch me and he missed. I fell down laughing.

    • twoo

      12 years ago

      Voting is boring, i know. But if i win this contest i will have my own contest. So plz vote for me HERE

    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      tomorrow.

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      I had no school Monday, but I wouldn't mind having Friday off. tongue.png

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      I'm so lazy to get it tho, so I guess i'm stuck as "THIS IS MY COSTUME" tongue.png

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      Stealing random things is fun. tongue.png

    • randomblonde

      12 years ago

      CFP is the shit.... everyone ends up there at the end of the night
      everyone

    • randomblonde

      12 years ago

      everybody does

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      Fucking druggie.


      Now what could I have been doing to mke me write that? Drugs? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      Did you read my last 3 journals? If not then you must.

    • randomblonde

      12 years ago

      now im thinking get the locals to come down to castle fun park

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      Ime just phuking with you.

    • randomblonde

      12 years ago

      ick no the canucks are overpriced and not very good

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      Fucking druggie.

    • randomblonde

      12 years ago

      i really didnt
      we should totally get togethor or something of the equvilent randomness

    • randomblonde

      12 years ago

      WOAH
      you live in the surrey?
      no FUCKING way

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      THE TERLET IS OVERFLOWING!!!1 THE TOILET IS OVERFLOWING!!!1
      I shouted that really really loud yesterday. smiley7.gif

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      >.> <.< >.> Yes.

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      Yeah Legal Downloads are Teh best. 'Cause it reduces your risk of getting sued.
      Oh, I owe Jon Corzine $3.50 'cause of the sweet law he passed of the first. smiley5.gif

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      GODDAMNIT! WHERE THE F*CK IS MR.HAT!

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      They're just a bunch of people that wanna be the best, but have no skillz smiley8.gif

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      The higher level you get, the less squeaky high-pitched annoying voices occur...

      Unless they mod, then it's ok till you hit about the high-30's

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Congratulations

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      There, I gave ya +4 to even m out to 375 mods, I hope it brought you up to lvl 40 smiley0.gif

    • shadow349

      12 years ago

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    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      LOL
      Nice use of Simpsons smiley0.gif

    • randomblonde

      12 years ago

      surprise me

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      i know i would love to watch myself

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      yeah so take your time no rush

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      i wasnt gonn aend until tomorrow morning

    • comrade693

      12 years ago

      yeah, all his stuff is like that - no descriptions.

    • comrade693

      12 years ago

      what does that one do?

    • comrade693

      12 years ago

      There should be a monkey item on the bottom. Some form of clicking on it will bring up a dialog.

    • comrade693

      12 years ago

      Do you have one of charliez's greasemonkey scripts installed? Some conflict with RTSE, and the post permalink one was integrated.

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      TGTF isn't nearly as good as TGIF

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      That's ok about the mod thing, as soon as I give away my Xmas mods, you'll be receiving a lot more smiley8.gif

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      I'll take the cute squirrel over my ugly face any day smiley0.gif

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      As for main pic thing, just use the one I'm currently using, you can change it to just have my face if you want, as for colors, I like blue

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Sure, wouldn't hurt smiley0.gif

      What do you need me to specify?

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