phork

Male
from Surrey BC That's in Canada eh?

  • Activity

    • Fucking Zombies

      12 years ago

      phork

      Zombies in South Asia. No joke

      Edit

      Hahaha just read the post date, this happened last year, still pretty cool.

    • Cyanide & Happiness

      12 years ago

      phork

      More at Explosm.net
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    • New iPods!

      12 years ago

      phork

      So if you haven't seen Apple has released a new iPod Shuffle, Nano, and iTunes. Go check it all out.

    • Oh My God

      12 years ago

      phork

      I just spent an hour and thirty minutes going through my watchlist which is a little ridiculous so from now on I am getting very picky with who I watch. This will mainly be for sure everyone who watches me although I don't know who all that is so if you wouldn't mind posting in this journal so I know to try watching you. If I find your journals/images/threads entertaining or interesting you will stay on my watchlist. I will also watch most of my friends mainly the ones who watch me, and most of the moderators and the staff. Just thought I'd let you all know since it's you people who read this who care if I watch you and I care about watching.

      And on a related note: if you didn't know I was talking about RT in this journal it would have sounded horribly horribly creepy. smiley0.gif

    • So, Well, Sup ... Mmm

      12 years ago

      phork

      I have no clue what to write I'm just typing whatever comes to my mind right now, just felt like saying "so well sup" and whatever because I haven't done that in awhile so yes Hi everybody, oh speaking of what Dr. Nick off The Simpsons says make sure you all watch the season premire of The Simpsons tomorrow at 8/7 cent. on FOX!

    • Smaller Watchlist

      12 years ago

      phork

      Gone through my friends (friends who comment) journals and images and mainly commented on most of them so I am going to clear the rest, sorry if I didn't comment on your alert I may still have read it just felt as if I had nothing to say.

    • Large Watchlist

      12 years ago

      phork

      So I have a lot of alerts on my watchlist which is to be expected after not checking one for almost five weeks, and I am thinking if I should click on this easy button beside the [ View Watchlist ] link. So here's my options what should I do?

      - [ Clear All Alerts ]

      - Check the most recent alerts

      - Check friend only alerts

      - Check the peoples alerts who care enough to post in this journal

      Personally I like the bottom to but they're your alerts what do you think?

    • Home Again, Home Again

      12 years ago

      phork

      . . . (A quote from some movie which I can't remember right now.) So I am back in good ol' British Columbia, Canada and I've never been happier even though I found out while I was away that the painters fell on my car and broke both tail lights with the ladder, my baby tears ( a plant) has pretty much died due to lack of watering, thanks to my step-dad, school starts in two days, and there is some weird pedophile guy wandering around my complex apparently . . . man its good to be home.

      So if you hadn't read some of my earlier journals I just spent the past three weeks in Kentucky, Tennessee, and Michigan mainly visiting family and being a Canadian tourist smiley0.gif . Haven't got the pictures off my camera just yet I literally got home and the first thing I did was get on my computer to a beautiful full wireless connection bar which I haven't seen for five weeks so haven't had much time to do anything else but do expect bunches of pictures, hopefully smiley7.gif .

    • Still On Vacation

      12 years ago

      phork

      Well I'm still on vacation and before I foget, goatman I got your chicken, pictures to be posted soon smiley0.gif . So I've been here in Kentucky and Chicago and it's all been awesome and I'm currently using Aunt's neighbors wireless right now. When I get home on Monday I will try my best to read all these alerts before school starts (yes in Canada we start on the 7th smiley0.gif ) see "y'all" smiley0.gif when I get on the 4th.

    • Still Here

      12 years ago

      phork

      Haven't left for Kentucky yet but I saw this trailer for the Borat movie on IGN and I had to share it with everyone. If you don't watch the Ali G show I highly recomend it it's fucking hillarious and Borat is always on it. Anyway everyone must see this movie. (I guess I'll have to count this video as my weekend video for the past two months or so that I haven't done it smiley4.gif .

      Also I'm still going through my watchlist smiley4.gif quite long and I expect it much larger when I get back smiley0.gif just to remind everyone to rape away while I'm away.

      Mental Note:

      Get goatman some chicken.

  • About Me

  • Comments (383)

    • randomblonde

      13 years ago

      congrats on featured user!

    • shadowox8

      13 years ago

      Congrats of featured user...

      ...ALERT!

    • Chrisby270

      13 years ago

      woot for u and ur day of fam...... rock on man

    • russianninja

      13 years ago

      love the banners at the top of the page.

    • mdfk

      13 years ago

      featured user..random alert.

    • chacharat1

      13 years ago

      Congratz on being featured user, enjoy your day of eFame!
      Yipee!

    • dtrickle

      13 years ago

      Congrats fellow Vancouverite!!!

    • Gamerfreak47

      13 years ago

      CONGRATS ON BEING FEATURED USER!!!! smiley0.gifsmiley8.gif

    • darius

      13 years ago

      Congrats!!!!

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      Hello, fellow Canadian.

      Congratulations on being featured user.
      How does it feel to have a steady stream of alerts?

      Phork. Not a spoon. Indeed. How creative.
      What about sporks and foons?

      I see your name is Trevor.
      Magical Trevor, who's ever so clever.
      Look at him now, disappearing a cow!
      Mmm. I have tea.

      I'll be off now.
      Pip pip.

    • Spartan235

      13 years ago

      haha! you're popular!

    • usaokay123

      13 years ago

      ALLEERRRTTT RAAAPPPEEEE.....
      Congrats.

    • munchy

      13 years ago

      congrats on bei..........ah must not submit to the mob!!!!!!!!!!!!.................w00t!!! zoolander!!!!!!!!!yes!!!!!!!

    • goatman93

      13 years ago

      Hot Fries?

    • StoneGut

      13 years ago

      Good Stuff... Happy F.U. Day!!

    • SoulEater87

      13 years ago

      Congratulations ^_^

    • T0ny

      13 years ago

      Gratz on being featured user

    • CPGalom

      13 years ago

      Nice Toothpaste for Dinner cartoon. I love those.

    • craft_one

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on featured user smiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gif

    • Mattatius

      13 years ago

      congrats on being featured user smiley11.gif

    • KmoRE

      13 years ago

      con Grats on Feat User

    • EYVoom

      13 years ago

      Mazal Tov

    • fnvicky

      13 years ago

      congrats on featured user! dont let it go to your head smiley8.gif

    • nwnman05

      13 years ago

      congrats.....just dont look at my profile, or well do....but at your own risk.......hehehehe im gunna add you just to see if you find me interesting or not

    • Fungster

      13 years ago

      ANOTHER ALERT RAPE,

      LOL, sigh, enjoy being FU, I know I did

    • Slevin

      13 years ago

      Congratz on FU for the day

    • oDGuardian

      13 years ago

      Hey man congrats on getting FU.

    • ampspy

      13 years ago

      congrats on being featured user

    • madman686

      13 years ago

      way to go on the featured user dude

    • jay3of7

      13 years ago

      Congrats on featured user !!!

    • rvb212

      13 years ago

      CONGRATS ON FU! PLz people look at my images and journals ty.

    • Shugo27

      13 years ago

      congrats on FU SO f u! jk

    • Crazy_Cabose

      13 years ago

      Yeah I know I am the billionth person to say but Congratulations on being featured user

    • Pharcyde

      13 years ago

      grats on FU!

    • Dropstitch

      13 years ago

      Hey, I'm Carl..

      I'm launching a massive online project aimed at donating money to charity using pay-per-click technology, in order to launch the project.. I need the help of the Rooster Teeth community.. if you think you can help.. please visit my profile for more information.

      Please note, this isn't intended to be spam, I'm not here to scam.. poke with sticks or harm the RT community in any way.. I just need your help!


      Thanks

    • Zero_Norway

      13 years ago

      Congrats On Featured User.

    • jewbacca

      13 years ago

      Saw you on the news page and recognized your username, congrats you featured user!!

    • TheBrewPig

      13 years ago

      Congrats on FU

    • nuketrap

      13 years ago

      Congratz on FU!

    • DigitalDren

      13 years ago

      Congrats on being the featured user.

      Dren

    • fnvicky

      13 years ago

      hahahahaha thanks and youre welcome.

    • DeeMonstar

      13 years ago

      Did you unzip it?

    • fnvicky

      13 years ago

      hahahahahha hooray for imdb... smiley0.gif

    • comrade693

      13 years ago

      replied

    • goatman93

      13 years ago

      everything is cool until you discover the price.

    • The_Priest

      13 years ago

      No worries, dude, just wanted to show my appreciation.

    • The_Priest

      13 years ago

      Great gallery!

    • The_Priest

      13 years ago

      We need some more of your weekly galleries. They made me happy!

    • Unitup

      13 years ago

      Canada is the BOMB! However we have none, so we just shower everyone with kindness and hope we don't get attacked. That's our stradegy and were sticking to it.

    • FR0Z3N

      13 years ago

      wtf?

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