placeboose

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from Buenos Aires, Argentina

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    • Ain't young when...

      12 years ago

      placeboose

      Signs that you are no longer a kid (or even close)...

      You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

      You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

      Your back goes out more than you do.

      You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

      You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

      You are proud of your lawn mower.

      Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

      Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

      You sing along with the elevator music.

      You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

      You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

      You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

      You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

      You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

      People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

      You have a dream about prunes.

      You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

      You send money to PBS.

      The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

      You take a metal detector to the beach.

      You wear black socks with sandals.

      You know what the word equity means.

      You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

      Your ears are hairier than your head.

      You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

      You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

      You got cable for the weather channel.

      You can go bowling without drinking.

      You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

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    • Thanks Guys

      12 years ago

      placeboose

      LOTS OF LOVE!... lol

    • Broken Toe...

      12 years ago

      placeboose

      ... is hurtin like a bitch. It happens, so take care of your feet. =(

      Not in the mood for anythin actually, but if you make me feel better I'll mod you... (love alerts =P)

    • Federal Employees

      12 years ago

      placeboose

      These quotes were taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations...

      "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

      "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"

      "I would not allow this employee to breed"

      "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be"

      "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap"

      "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet"

      "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle"

      "This young lady has delusions of adequacy"

      "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them"

      "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot"

      "This employee should go far, and the sooner the better"

      "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together"

      "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus"

      "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless"

      "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier"

      "I would like to go hunting with him sometime"

      "He's been working with glue too much"

      "He would argue with a signpost"

      "He has knack for making strangers immediately"

      "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room"

      "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell"

      "If you see 2 people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one"

      "A photographic memory but with the cap over the lens"

      "A prime candidate for natural deselection"

      "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it"

      "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming"

      "Has 2 brains, one is lost, the other is out looking for it"

      "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week"

      "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change"

      "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean"

      "It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000 other sperm"

      "One neuron short of a synapse"

      "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled"

      "Takes him 12 hours to watch 60 Minutes"

      "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"

    • IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE

      12 years ago

      placeboose

      What would the soundtrack be?

      So, here's how it works:
      1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
      2. Put it on shuffle
      3. Press play
      4. For every question, type the song that's playing
      5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
      6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

      Opening Credits: Androgeny - Garbage

      Waking Up: It's No Good (Club 69 Mix) - Depeche Mode

      First Day At School: Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division

      Falling In Love: Allergic (To Thoughts Of Mother Earth) - Placebo

      Fight Song: Policy Of Truth - Depeche Mode

      Breaking Up: I'll Be Yours - Placebo

      Prom: Regret - New Order

      Life's OK: Happiest Girl (Pulsating Mix) - Depeche Mode

      Mental Breakdown: Paycheck (Demo Version) - Placebo

      Driving: Paradox (Club Mix) - DJ Dero

      Flashback: Shadows - Rave Revolution

      Getting Back Together: Manny's Office - Grim Fandango's Soundtrack (yeah, I know... =P)

      Wedding: No Me Arrepiento De Este Amor - A77AQUE

      Final Battle: Painkiller - Depeche Mode

      Death Scene: Swallow - Placebo

      Funeral Song: My Friend Goo - Sonic Youth

      End Credits: Aero Dynamik - Kraftwerk

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      Your turn now!!! smiley8.gif

    • Showers: Men Vs. Women

      12 years ago

      placeboose

      How To Shower Like A Woman...

      * Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
      * Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
      * Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
      * Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
      * Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
      * Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
      * Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
      * Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
      * Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
      * Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
      * Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
      * Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
      * Turn off shower.
      * Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
      * Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
      * Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
      * Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
      * Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
      * If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed.

      How To Shower Like A Man...

      * Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
      * Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
      * Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, stratch your balls.
      * Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one.
      * Wash your face.
      * Wash your armpits.
      * Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
      * Wash your privates and surronding area.
      * Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
      * Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
      * Make a shampoo Mohawk.
      * Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
      * Pee (in the shower).
      * Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
      * Partially dry off.
      * Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size. 18. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
      * Leave bathroom light and fan on.
      * Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout ''Oh yeah, baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
      * Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.

    • The Boys In The Mountain

      12 years ago

      placeboose

      Cause I felt like it, here are the pics of the last trip me and my friends did together. It was last october/november and we went to the north of our country, to the mountains.

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      The bus, we never thought we'd have to share one with other people but we did. Anyway, we did what we felt like. =P

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      The arrival, that was our cabin. A bit small and cold but who cares when there's lots of beer!

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      The first night, was just great, though the next morning was not so great.

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      One word, hangover...

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      Anyway, when we had to leave we were really sad but it was so fuckin cold that we just couldn't handle it anymore. =P

      Hope you've enjoyed it, lmao smiley8.gif

    • True Or False

      12 years ago

      placeboose

      Some of this things are really interesting

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      A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

      A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

      A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

      A snail can sleep for three years.

      All Polar bears are left-handed.

      American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

      Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

      An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

      Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

      Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

      Butterflies taste with their feet.

      Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

      Cat's urine glows under a black light.

      China has more English speakers than the United States.

      Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

      Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

      Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

      Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

      February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

      Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

      I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

      If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

      If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

      If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

      If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

      If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

      In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

      In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

      It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

      Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

      Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

      Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

      More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

      No word in the English language rhymes with month.

      Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

      On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

      One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

      Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

      Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

      Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

      Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

      Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

      Starfish haven't got brains.

      Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

      The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

      The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

      The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

      The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

      The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

      The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

      The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

      The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

      The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

      The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

      The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

      The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

      The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

      The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

      The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

      The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

      There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

      TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

      Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

      You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

      You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

      You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.

    • Ain't love the best...

      12 years ago

      placeboose

      To My Dearest Wife,

      During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

      We will wake the kids - 54 times

      It's too late - 15 times

      I'm too tired - 42 times

      It's too early - 12 times

      It's too hot - 18 times

      Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

      The neighbors will hear - 9 times

      Headache or backache - 26 times

      Sunburn - 10 times

      Your mother will hear us - 9 times

      Not in the mood - 21 times

      Watching the late show - 17 times

      Too sore - 26 times

      New hairdo - 6 times

      Wrong time of the month - 14 times

      You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times


      Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

      Love, Your Hubby


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      To My Dearest Husband,

      I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

      Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

      Did not come home at all - 36 times

      Did not come - 21 times

      Came too soon - 38 times

      Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

      Cramps in your leg - 16 times

      Working too late - 33 times

      You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

      Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

      You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

      You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

      You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

      You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

      Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

      The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

      Love, Your Wife

  • About Me

  • Comments (473)

    • Pepper2000

      12 years ago

      I used iTunes. And yes, you have to start watching ti again

    • master2006

      12 years ago

      lol yeah or they can you know just die

    • Pepper2000

      12 years ago

      Hey man, I am here for a second. If you want to keep up with me, you can email me here
      ryanpo@msn.com

    • UnstableGirl

      12 years ago

      thank you very much

    • UnstableGirl

      12 years ago

      just really really tired had a long day

    • UnstableGirl

      12 years ago

      could be better

    • Pepper2000

      12 years ago

      You should get it just for this thing

    • Pepper2000

      12 years ago

      I am happy that my random pathetic outburst made you laugh so hard that you gave me a mod!

    • Pepper2000

      12 years ago

      Not really man. I am going in the dark. No messenger or anything

    • Pepper2000

      12 years ago

      Check my journal. Muy importante

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      no clue look at my images

    • Pepper2000

      12 years ago

      lol, I copy and pasted yours. I must have forgoten about that one

    • Ironkatana

      12 years ago

      Hi. Damn.. I was really upset about Ulster_Lad being negged and deleting his account..

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      an idea but not sure of it

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      someone kept neg mod his pics

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      Gary is gone he deleted his account.

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      Yeah. smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      Fucking sweet. smiley0.gif

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      I fell asleep at 4pm and woke up at 3am....And I've been awake since 3am, it's now....6:35pm. smiley7.gif

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      When?

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      What you mean?

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      I've been up all night so click HERE nigga!

      Get on MSN! smiley8.gif

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      cool can't wait on your creations.

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      I like them but never been a big fan in riding them, im more into the speed doing wheelies and such...........but the old ones are awesome indeed.

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      The fastest i went is 189, it scares me to death.

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      Its top speed is 220MPH, goes 0-100 in like 3 seconds its a beast.

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      2005 Hayabusa

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      I think it was the last wheelie i did today, before packing the suzuki away for the winter.

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      I got this nagging pain in my neck.

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      Hows it going this evening.

    • cubswsw07

      12 years ago

      thanks man smiley0.gif

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      no problem go ahead

    • UnstableGirl

      12 years ago

      that would be AMESOME! ^.^

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      I was shocked myself so it fit perfectly.

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      Fuck.

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      I researched some of his quotes, that was one of them.

    • UnstableGirl

      12 years ago

      thats not even fair i love wild things! i love partyin! lol

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      The look and the quote fit just right I think.

    • UnstableGirl

      12 years ago

      lol ive always been told i look killer in a bikini! lol ^.^ i lvoe to swim! i was born by the ocean the water i lvoe it so much

    • UnstableGirl

      12 years ago

      ahhhh your making me so jealous! i want to so swimmin i love the beach! TAKE ME WITH YOU! *falls to knees and begs* PLEASE!!!!! lol

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      Okay bro, I'll probs do it tonight.

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      alright so far lol, waiting for the changes again ha ha.

    • UnstableGirl

      12 years ago

      summer???? omg your so lucky!!!!!!!! summer is my favorite time ever! i lvoe the warmth

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      Nah, the other one.

    • A_Man_Apart

      12 years ago

      not much just taking it easy today.

    • UnstableGirl

      12 years ago

      im ok for the most part! its friday! lol no school for the weekend and i get monday off! lol

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      Yes, that one. smiley0.gif

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      Haha, okay. smiley6.gif

    • Ulster_Lad

      12 years ago

      Lol, I'd find them hard to work with. Lol.

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