6 years ago
So last night, the GF see's me playing WoW and asks, "What are you doing?" in an annoyed kinda voice. I says to her, "Covering up!" She begins to back away from me with a puzzled look on her face and asks me, "What?" I see the look of confusion on her face and realize what I had just said. You see, just a few moments earlier I had been looking up ideas on what to do for her on Valentine's Day and poems and whatnot and I thought to myself, "Man, what a great way to cover up my tracks of a Valentine's Day surprise than playing WoW. She'll never know!" I then had to explain to her that there was a surprise waiting for her tomorrow although she didn't know what it was or when it would happen.
The next morning before she awoke I put a note on her door saying that I would happily make her a poached egg Valentine's Day breakfast and to just come and get me when she gets up. I then went about looking up on how to make a poached egg and it looked pretty damn easy. . .or so I thought. She wakes me with kisses telling me how great I am and that she is ready for her breakfast. As I prepare her breakfast, I am thinking to myself, "Man, this is gonna be great!" Let's just say that my first attempt at a Poached egg came out looking like a sagging breast with a yellow super-ball nipple. Needless to say, I tried again. My second attempt was much better. By the time the egg was done, the Cinnimon and Brown-sugar toast and Johnsonville Turkey sausage were ready. I then got some Fruit and placed it neatly into a bowl for her. . .I think it was a Grapefruit slice with 2 orange slices and 2 Kiwi slices. I then brought the whole bit out to her with a freshly brewed mug of tea and the Rose I had gotten the night before. . .which I may not have mentioned. . .until just now. I got a lil card with the rose and had written the lil poem on it and stuck it in the vase with a stand. Looked great all together.
All in all, great Valentine's Day. Good times and good luck to all of you!
6 years ago
Avast me hearties!
I will be taking a vacation to Winnipeg, Canada and seeing my woman and taking in the sights. More pics will be incoming!
Also, when did new RvB happen? Man...I havent been round here in bloody ages...looks like I'll be round more often.
8 years ago
OK, so there I am, at deviantART checkin' out some dope shizzle...or looking for cheap porn...can't remember...prolly bolth...Anyway, there I am looking at someones profile and i see a weird emblem on a pic and it says "Mature Content Filter is On." So I says to myself "Hey, it has a settings link here to turn it off, I think I'll slide on over to that and take a gander at this here mature contentness" and proceed to click the link. Much to my dismay I am sent to a "Login Required" screen then see an option to sign up and I says "Glorious day! Oh, the convinience that is deviantART!" and proceed further to sign up. Upon arriving to the screen that was apparently "Step 1", I then enter my personal info.
This is the first part of the singup form. I removed the Password and E-Mail for the screenshot. Note: Read the Address Bar from this one and the second Screenshot as proof that this happened.
"Right, all seems to be right and in order on this, the day of my signing up." I says as gleefuly click the "Continue" button. In an instant, all my hopes and dreams were dashed in the most horrid (or satisfing depending if you were me or deviantART at the time) way possible! I get sent to the following page as seen in my next Screenshot.
Apparently, "Step 2" is an autoban on my account name...or guys named David...haven't decided which...Anyway, I see this and my only reaction was as follows, "What the fuck? I got banned already? Crap! I didn't even get to do anything yet...or look at crappy porn!" *ROFL*.
My theories? Either A) Someone knows me at deviantART and despises me and they have constucted this incredily large thread of lies and deceipt just to keep me from viewing crappy porn in which this conspiracy spreads to the very highest levels of power! or B) I already did some crazy shit at deaviantART to get myself an autoban of which I no longer have any knowledge of this happening becaues I was probably just too young to know/care what "Copywright Infringment" means or when playful harassment goes too far...or C) It's just a random error that happens every time I try and sign up...making it not-so-random. All situations are highly probable. Although, Theory B sounds too far-fetched for even me seeing as how
I have never done anything I shouldn't have done...ever. People just haven't accepted that what I do is correct in all situations...yet.this was, seriously, the first time I can remember ever signing up at deviantART.
Moral of this story? Not sure really...other than a liberal use of "Quotation Marks" can get quite "Annoying."
8 years ago
Dude, just played the demo today...AWESOME! The Rush's "YYZ" was pretty challenging on hard and I still love KISS's "Strutter" even though its got some strange lick, but I'm sure I'll get them down sooner or later. Aww man, MÃƒÂ¶tley CrÃƒÂ¼e's "Shout at the Devil" was great! Then, Van Halen's "You Really Got Me" was challenging and fun all in one.
Anyway, aside from new songs and better graphics and new venues, the creators added new characters and new threads for the older characters they are bringing back. With better animations on the characters and better character to song interactions (not to mention interaction with the venue) this seems to be better all round on looks.
In the playability, the creators added a little blackout/twitch when you miss a note and you had a streak going. The bigger the streak, the bigger the blackout/twitch. This threw me off a bit the first couple times it happened but with that behind me, it actually adds to gameplay by letting you know what your streak was without having to look down there during your streak. The thing that really threw me was the Triple Chords! First time I encountered one all I could do was shout "What the fuck?!?" then proceed to mess up the notes following the Triple Chord. Basically, the Triple Chord it where you hold down 3 frets to make the chord. All in all, the Triple Chord (a.k.a. WTF?!?) was a new feature I was happy (pained) to see.
The creators of the demo only allowed for the Quick Play feature. So thats all that I'm basing this so-called "review" on. I didn't get to try the Rythm Guitar or Multi-Player or Practice or any of the other features said to be good....so, don't cry to me if they aren't what you thought they would be when the game finally does come out...sometime in November...like the 7...I want some turkey, dammit!
...:::EDIT:::...Demo can be found in November Issue of OPM (Official Playstation Magazine).
...:::EDIT 2:::...10/16/06: I just beat Bark at the Moon and Frankenstein on Expert!!! (woot?)
And now, the Official Playlist sans Bonus Tracks:
1. Opening Licks
MÃƒÂ¶tley CrÃƒÂ¼e - Shout at the Devil (startin' it off right!)
Danzig - Mother (this will probably be the new "Iron Man"...people will play it over and over and over...)
Cheap Trick - Surrender
Wolfmother - Woman
Spinal Tap - Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight
Kiss - Strutter
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box (nice)
Police - Message in a Bottle
Van Halen - You Really Got Me
Kansas - Carry on Wayward Son (Great googly moogly!)
Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
Alice in Chains - Them Bones
Iggy Pop and the Stooges - Search and Destroy
Pretenders - Tattooed Love Boys
Black Sabbath - War Pigs (takin' down the "Establishment", man)
4. Thrash and Burn
Warrant - Cherry Pie
Butthole Surfers - Who Was in My Room Last Night
Mathew Sweet - Girlfriend
Rolling Stones - Can't You Hear Me Knockin'
Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
5. Return of the Shred
Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of (another against the "Establishment")
Primus - John the Fisherman
Sword - Freya
Thin Lizzy - Bad Reputation
Aerosmith - Last Child
6. Relentless Riffs
Heart - Crazy on You
Stone Temple Pilots - Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart
Stray Cats - Rock This Town
Allman Brothers - Jessica
Jane's Addiction - Stop
7. Furious Fretwork
Anthrax - Madhouse
Living End - Carry Me Home
Lamb of God - Laid to Rest
Reverend Horton Heat - Psychobilly Freakout
Rush - YYZ
Avenged Sevenfold - Beast and the Harlot
Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized
Dick Dale - Misirlou (This is gonna be bitchin')
Megadeth - Hangar 18
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird (OMGWTFDESU, if I beat this song on Expert then my brain will implode!)
8 years ago
The Tick animated series is finally out on DVD! I nearly soiled myself with joy when I saw this joyess peice of nostalgia within my grasp! The best part is that its just as good as I remebered it. *joy*
I heard that Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter, is now deceased. That brings sadness to me and some comfort in the knowledge that he died doing what he loved. Helping animals...or annoying them...I saw him helping and others saw him just annoying them.
In other nonrelated news, I now have Full Mavinas on my Amazon! Still need that Natalyas Mark for my Assasin though...this is Diablo 2 by the way.
Also, 2 Wallpapers you can play with. I started them and don't know what else to do with them. Each submission that looks like it has had some effort into it will receive an unspecified amount of mod points...a contest of sorts. Here are the Wallpapers.
Have fun! *cough*Skarr*cough*
TERRORISTS HAVE NOT BEATEN MY RESOLVE FOR FUN!!!
9 years ago
I feel like I'm in school giving excuses again, but here goes.
The main reason is a little game called Diablo 2, maybe you've heard of it. I have gotten totally engrossed in this game and am finding it harder and harder to pull myself from it. Most people have a similar problem in a little known game called World of Warcraft or WoW as they call it (Obviously sarcasm). Also, I seem to be one of the few who have regained their life among society and have slowly strayed from my computer and back into te real world...did I mention that it was happening slowly? My job (yes, I have one of those) takes up the rest of my time.
If any of you are still reading this then I will be replying to your messages ASAP...I have a ton of friend requests to attend to! Anyway, I need to get back to my tasks at hand so until then, later fools!
Update:Expert is kicking my ass on Frankenstein, Cowboys From Hell and Bark at the Moon. I hate you fast fingered bastards!
This looks so badass and I don't even know which one it is...SO AWESOME!
9 years ago
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Why bold every letter A, you may ask. The answer is simple...boredom.
Also because I am bored, this is going up as well...and today is the day I blow up most of my friends toys. Did you know that if you take a Cannon Mammoth Smoke and put something close to the nozzel it doesn't make smoke, it makes a large stream of FIRE!!! Beautiful, beautiful toy melting fire. The Morning Glory sparklers also make good toy melters due to the first and last part of them being an intense flame that can go through toys and make neat little holes in them...there is a pyromaniac in us all, I just choose to let him out frequently.
OMG, ASIAN BEWBIES!!!
9 years ago
Nobody cares about my CG, dammit! You know what? That idea is now officially scrapped.
Also, I will be adding new images to my gallery soon, (if anyone really cares) so check it out...when they get there...'nd stuff.
I guess one last one couldn't hurt.
No real explaination here other than it was my first real CG and really about the only one I actually put some time into. I could crop it down I guess but I'll leave like that for now.