protagonist

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from Las Vegas, NV

  • Activity

    • ygs

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      My new roommate LAuren and I just polished off a 1.5 liter bottle of wine in a hour.
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      this is going to be thee star of a beutiful friendship.


      ps: good luck waking me up for work in the mornig

    • Really?

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      Still waiting on the heart thing. And to find out when I'm getting kicked out of the military. Which delays school. But if all else fails, I guess I could kill a lot of people, plead temporary insanity, do 6 months in a prison country club and get a book deal.

    • Nascar, wtf?

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      Why did I get talked into going to Nascar tomorrow? And why do I have a shit load of extra tickets?

      I went to barnes and nobles today, and on the way I was passed by 6 cop cars and one economy van with cop lights going full speed. That will be more interesting than Nascar tomorrow.

      At least my brother in law is bringing alcohol.

    • Hmm..

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      How long would it take to get cleared as a foreign national in another country? I know joining their military would make it go a lot faster. But I just want some sort of timeline.

    • uh.

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      So I was in the kitchen, taking out the teriyaki burgers I made earlier that have been marinating, getting ready to peel the head of lettuce and cut the tomatoes, when I realized I should turn off the BBQ. Because I am all alone tonight, and BBQ by yourself is kind of pathetic.

      I may just make a peanut butter and banana sandwich, drink some beer and play Breath of Fire 3. Because thats what Elvis would do.


      Boy do I know how to party.

    • More good news.

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      My house got broken into.


      yaaaaaaaaaay.

    • Its 1:30 am and I just got home.

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      Some fun stuff for everyone, a actual conversation I had this morning.

      Staff Sergeant Poulton: Hey McRae, why so gloomy?

      Me: I just found out I have cardiomegaly. I have to go see a cardiologist.

      Staff Sergeant Poulton: Oh damn. So you're like the Grinch AFTER he stole Christmas?



      Yup. My heart is too big. Yay. Might get kicked out of the military. Find out tomorrow.

    • ugh..

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      I guess I haven't really been updating much lately. Been kind of in and out a lot. I guess I have some updates.

      Leaving for Camp Roberts in a few hours, not too happy about that. Tired as hell. Need to finish packing now.

      Date of my deployment is april 19th. I will be in Afghanistan for 10 months, and some random training post for 2. My foster brother leaves for Iraq again in a few weeks.

      Got my new roommate. Shes pretty cool. Shes got a 2 year old girl, who is the most adorable thing I have ever seen. She always seems to wander into my room looking for me when I need her to pick my spirits up.

      Can't really think of anything else, besides the basic bodily injuries that have occurred. But besides that, yeah.

      Be back in 3 weeks.

    • Before I go to sleep.

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      I want everyone to see this cute little ditty I found on the internets.

      Jenna says: I
      Jenna says: l
      Jenna says: o
      Jenna says: v
      Jenna says: e
      Jenna says: y
      David says: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
      Jenna says: what the **** is your problem?
      Jenna says: why do you always do that?

    • Offensive?

      10 years ago

      protagonist

      Yes.
      I found electric retard comics a while ago, then they stopped for some reason. I just came across the new ones a little while ago.

      WARNING. May contain crudely drawn penises, murder, poop, anal sex, racism and other disturbing shit. Most likely all that I mentioned in each comic strip. Not like a "This is going to give me nightmares!" type of disturbing though, but more of a "why the fuck would someone draw this?" disturbing. But it does make you curious as to what will be in the next comic.

      View at your own discretion. www.electricretard.com/0025.html

      In fact, you probably just shouldn't look at this at all.

  • Comments (3444)

    • _Kryptinight

      5 years ago

      :(

    • Arachnus

      7 years ago

      Bro. It's been two years. Mutual friends are wondering what the hell happened to you. You told Stew and I that you had a congenital heart defect, and that was the last of it. If it really did happen, we'll miss you.

      Requisat In Pace

    • _Kryptinight

      7 years ago

      hey, you should get back online. just saying.

    • bi_pagan

      9 years ago

      :/

      It has been far too long since we spoke.

    • stillaletter

      9 years ago

      Im back... theletterj

    • german_duc

      10 years ago

      Dude.
      I think you died.

    • bi_pagan

      10 years ago

      Hope you're doing alright.

    • xFractal

      10 years ago

      Are you dead. I miss you.

    • phat742

      10 years ago

      yeah i was army and thankfully i'm all done with that shit. woot!

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      I only fight people if I'm moderately confidant itll be even or ill win.
      If I can't fight, then I use things they can't fight. Like bullets.
      Not saying I'd kill Brenda. If shes cool, i'll probably let her have the contract.
      unless I needs money, then I'm damned if i do and damned if i dont so i might well try.

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      Besides, if she can kick my ass, I'll have to find her weakness and exploit it.

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      You have a pic of this Brenda?

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      Thats so fucking epic.

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      Hey cheerful. Whats up?

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      Fucking EXCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITED
      for the watchmen movie!

    • TheBrewPig

      10 years ago

      wat's happening, man?

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      wilco dude.

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      yeah, but im not home right now. how late you staying up?

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      Go to my Journal! Subscribe to my show!

    • halo_fangirl

      10 years ago

      You deleted yourself!

    • stew FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I know, I think I may have wanted something sweet that was not a complete fabrication.

    • xFractal

      10 years ago

      Hello Kitty....FUCKING DIAMONDS.

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    • ____

      10 years ago

      I CAN HAZ LOLCODE? AWSUM!

      Yeah... I've heard of it... Never learned it though.

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      Hey dude

    • GoldenZephyr

      10 years ago

      But there is in "A-Hole." Seriously, thanks. But you forgot I am the master of bad engrish and that includes spelling! lol

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      Hey dude. Whats up.

    • lmf221

      10 years ago

      every time I call you either don't answer or you blow me off.

      I figured i'd save myself a minute and some dissappointment

    • RDM

      10 years ago

      I think it's great. I think that Linkin Park should do the theme song.

    • Salohcin

      10 years ago

      If it is a take on Cell I wouldn't know, I just found it somewhere a while ago

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      wb fag

    • MariaDawn

      10 years ago

      Ha, something I've struggled with for years. I'm glad you're back! smiley12.gif

    • MariaDawn

      10 years ago

      I thought you deleted your account... I wouldn't have taken you off my friend list had I thought you could come back with your original user name that I know and love. smiley8.gif

    • xFractal

      10 years ago

      Indeed.

      I am sleepy.

      I still haven't figured out what's going on here.

    • ThePieBoy

      10 years ago

      Im online now

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

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    • film_geek

      10 years ago

      Dude, awesome!

      Now Don't ever do that again.

    • KingOfLemurs

      10 years ago

      Not cool.

    • KingOfLemurs

      10 years ago

      she probably wanted to.

      We got "lost" on the way home.
      and when we finally got to my house,
      she hugged me and it was like a 10 second hug,

      awwwwwwwwwwkward.

    • haaz_stellar

      10 years ago

      I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

    • film_geek

      10 years ago

      Yes. loved it, why?

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      ah...that would explain it smiley6.gif

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      that song is pretty cool...reminds me of Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood

    • bi_pagan

      10 years ago

      How's the muscle spasm doing? Any better?

    • bi_pagan

      10 years ago

      *poke* Just checking to see if you're still alive over there

    • Chergirl949

      11 years ago

      Just crappy times.

    • RDM

      11 years ago

      I just saw on your music "Korn, Slipknot, Taproot, etc..." .

      What a fagmo.

    • KingOfLemurs

      11 years ago

      Hey dude.
      Whats up?

    • bi_pagan

      11 years ago

      Good point.

    • bi_pagan

      11 years ago

      Why not Mexico?

    • bi_pagan

      11 years ago

      You're welcome. Anything to cheer you up some.

      Want me to blow something up for you?

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