psydiphekt

Male
from Hamburg, Mi

  • Activity

    • Crazy people belive I'm from the future?

      11 years ago

      psydiphekt

      So I was at a park the today watching the ducks when a man walks up to me with a completely straight serious face and says "are...are you from the future?" I started to smile thinking he was kidding but when I saw his face and realized he was serious I didn't want to disappoint him, so I told him in a stern voice that, yes I was from the future and his eyes lit up like a child at Disney land. I than told him "trust me, buy stock in ethanol gas, its all we use in the future" and very gleefully he replied with "oh, ok" and turned and walked away in a hurry (to buy stocks I'm assuming)

      Its moments like this that make me love my life

    • working at mcdoands, mchurts

      11 years ago

      psydiphekt

      so I recently got a job at mcdonalds and I found out the grill is not my friend... my hands are coverd with burns.
      apperntly my stupid fingers wanted to be friends with the grill, but it was a forbidden love. cus the grill is FUCKING HOT!
      I have 7 burn marks on my hands in 3 days... my fingers need to learn when enough is enough and stop trying to play with the grill cus im getting sick of this

    • so I set a personal record...

      11 years ago

      psydiphekt

      got fired from 4 jobs in 2 months!

    • I just thought everyone should know....

      12 years ago

      psydiphekt

      As I sat on my bed this morning naked and eating potato salad while watching the show cops, I realized that I really love my life hahaha

    • New Years Resolution

      12 years ago

      psydiphekt

      My New Years resolution this year is to grow a bigger penis.... so far its not working to well

    • ATL

      12 years ago

      psydiphekt

      Atlanta is big and scary and theres alot of people in it.... kinda like my last girlfriend

    • Shawn Hates Things (Part 4)

      13 years ago

      psydiphekt

      I hate people who name there kid Amber cus the kid has red hair. I know more than one person who was named Amber cus there hair is red. Now some of you don't see why this is a problem, let me explain..... the color amber is a tree sap yellow color, NOT RED. You might as well name your son Blue cus his hair is brown, it makes just as much fucking sence.

      Now this next one is for alot of the people I see on RvB and Myspace. Posing in a pic with a sword does not make you look cool, or mysterious. It makes you look like your going to die a virgin. If you own a sword thats one thing, but if you are takeing pics in your backyard of you with a pair of dollar store sunglasses and a sword made in pakistan in some stupid pose you learned from some Anime movie.... than do us all a favor and give your camera to a really hot slutty girl, atleast I will enjoy the pics she takes with it.

      I hate capree pants, What is the point of capree pants? Are your ankles getting too hot in regular pants? Am I spelling capree right? Who invented these and what were they thinking? "Hmm, I can't decide if I want to wear shorts or pants, I know I'll wear both!" I WANT ANSWERS .....and a blowjob!

      I had a guy with a 70's moustache walk up to me and say "Man hole covers!" than walk away. I hate that man cus I was thinking about that for the whole day, trying to figgure out why he would just say that, was it a warning from the future? Am I gunna fall into a man hole? Or maybe he is just fucking crazy.... yeah I think thats what it is. ....I really hate crazy people.

      I hate the color turquoise, it has a stupid name too... I don't think anything else needs to be said on that subject

      I hate belly button rings. Every girl I know is like "hehe look how cute it is!" ....ok no, sticking a metal rod through your navel is not cute, its kinda gross. Why is it cute if you pay someone to stick a peice of metal into you? If I come up and shoot you with a staple gun is that cute?

      Oh and I REALLY hate nipple rings, when girls have them it makes baby Jesus cry cus its gross and its a waste of a perfectly good nipple. Seriously girls, its NOT HOT, your takeing something Shawn loves and destroying it every time you get a nipple peirced. And when guy has a nipple ring he NEVER has a shirt on, ever. It dosn't matter where the guy is at, he could be at a bank, or shoveling snow, that jackass would be shirtless. It's like that peircing makes you alergic to shirts.

    • The most holy holiday!

      13 years ago

      psydiphekt

      My birthday is today, this is a time of celibration and cheer, and nakedness.... it says that in the bible somewhere.... i think maybe twords the back.

    • Bitch please, ya ain't got notthin on me

      13 years ago

      psydiphekt

      I'm so gangsta I eat my cereal without milk!

    • Top 10 things I want to do before I die

      13 years ago

      psydiphekt

      1. Punch a deer in the face

      2. Date a girl that wont cheat on me

      3. Beat Cabal for the N.E.S.

      4. Have a threesome with Siamese Twins

      5. Eat a penguin

      6. Set the world record for beating off the most times in one day

      7. Graduate High School

      8. Have sex

      9. Punch a psychic and ask her if she could see that coming

      10. Have sex a second time

  • Comments (458)

    • Mulisha_Man

      8 years ago

      yo...been awhile

    • Boosey

      10 years ago

      Lol, oopsie!
      Cheese*

    • psydiphekt

      10 years ago

      me too cus i hope we win this battle of the bands

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      (=
      Hmmmm.....
      I'm glad it's almost the weekend!
      =DDDD

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      XDDD
      I love cheese sticks!
      And That's amazing!
      =DDDD
      Good luck!

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      (=
      Nothing really.
      Just got home from school.
      Pretty sore from Gym but other than that Pretty Gewd!!!
      =DDDD
      How have you been?

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      AHHH MAN!!!!
      I haven't talked to you in FOREVER!!!
      Notee the Bold letters!!!
      =DDDD
      Which means it been Reeeeeaaaallly long
      (=
      .....HI!
      =DDDDD

    • seltonejock

      10 years ago

      hello this is a random message from a random person. have a good day =)

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      ^_^

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lmfao You know it ^_^

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Nothing much really. Just about to go out and run around in the rain ^_^

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      'Eeyyyyyy!!! ^_^

      'Tis been a while since I last talked to you

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      NEVER! XPPPP

      I want a good education.

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      I really REALLY don't want to go to school today XPPP

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Of course you would ^_^

      -pats head-

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Whatever! Best Buy is the Sex!

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      SHYEA! I love best buy

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Hello! ^_^

      Sorry I just got back from the mall and I'm really bored

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lol

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Oh I understand ^_^

      I love my boobs ^_^ The only other boobs I've touched are my friend Jennifer's and Angela's boobs. But we're so close it's not awkward when we do it ^_^

      And no, I'm not lesbian or anything like that ^_^

      I'm perfectly straight

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lol Well you're just a bucket full of boob loving happiness now aren't you ^_^

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lol from what I've gathered from you so far, I suppose you do. ^_^

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lmfao That's basically what most of the guys in my group talk about. Mostly boobs. But I guess it's a guy thing.

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      But I asked you! ^_^

      Because my mind is completely blank.

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lol Soooooo....I've run out of things to talk about...Any ideas?

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      I like being able to see my friends but I just don't like having to get up so early XP

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Nothing much really. Just got home from school.

      I hate it XP

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      ^_^ Thanks

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lol that's nice ^_^

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lol I guess ^_^

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      O yea you know it. Lol

      But no I don't smoke crack XP

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      I'm so hyper right now. I'm not even sure why....

    • insane_eevee

      10 years ago

      nothing much. i tried calling you and you didn't remember me... :[

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lmao nice

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Nothing much really. Just about to go do my homework For Algebra 1

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lol it's fine ^_^

      So how are you?

    • xXxMandixXx

      10 years ago

      Lmao Thanks I think

    • insane_eevee

      10 years ago

      bahahahahahaha

      no.

      it was...

      nvm.

    • insane_eevee

      10 years ago

      bahahahahahaha!!

      i don't think i/d make that face if you got naked

      i think i'd make this face:

      smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley1.gif

      then maybeee. . .

      smiley1.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley3.gifsmiley3.gifsmiley3.gifsmiley3.gifsmiley3.gifsmiley5.gifsmiley5.gifsmiley5.gifsmiley5.gifsmiley5.gifsmiley5.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      yo accept my friend request on Xboxlive im PityIs4TheWeak

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      yoooooo wats crackin dude

    • moneymaker20

      11 years ago

      no prob man

    • ozymandiaz_k

      11 years ago

      sounds like an interesting part in life =)
      pretty exciting thinking of moving out
      my chance in 2 years hopefully.... i do need to live with my parents until i graduate... sighhh

    • ozymandiaz_k

      11 years ago

      nawwww...
      fair enough
      you still look good with ur new look =]
      soo what you up to?

    • KoOlNeRd

      11 years ago

      i figured

    • insane_eevee

      11 years ago

      it was pretty fun talking to you on the phone,

      even if we could barely hear each other.

      XD

    • insane_eevee

      11 years ago

      hmmmm. what's your aim? i don't know if i can get on, but i'll try. but only for you. :]

    • insane_eevee

      11 years ago

      Oh. . . are you sure your not just horny? or pulling my leg? or just leading me on because you think its funny?

    • insane_eevee

      11 years ago

      awww man. you are? damn. now i have no chance at all. :[

    • insane_eevee

      11 years ago

      well the difference between you asking to see my boobs and someone else asking is 2 things. 1 is that i'd actually show YOU my boobs if you asked. and 2 is that i'd let you touch. [and not just my chest either.] ;D

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