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    • Give me a Fence

      13 years ago

      pun_k_rocker

      A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, Ive never purchased condoms before, and I dont know what size to buy."

      "Thats okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back."

      So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller. Then he pulls it it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is begining to stumble back in.

      She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?"

      "Screw the condoms Just give me 3 yards of that fence"

    • Master Card Wedding

      13 years ago

      pun_k_rocker

      You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
      that
      took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
      and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
      guests...

      After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
      microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
      for
      coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

      He especially wanted to thank the brides and his family and to thank
      his
      new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

      As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
      a
      special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair,
      including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift
      for
      everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

      Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
      with
      the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
      and had hired a private detective to tail them.

      After just standing there, just
      watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to
      the
      best man and said, "F--- you". Then he turned to his bride and said,
      "F---you".

      Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "Im outta here."

      He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

      While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
      finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
      as if
      nothing were wrong.

      His revenge...making the brides parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
      guest
      wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best
      mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

      This guy has balls the size of church bells.

      Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
      this?:

      Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends ..
      $32,000.
      Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000.
      Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500.

      The look on everyones face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
      humping the best man..........Priceless.

      There are some things money cant buy, for everything else theres
      MASTERCARD

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  • Comments (32)

    • trueworld27

      11 years ago

      hey can i be your friend>?

    • ztw92

      11 years ago

      add me

    • nope

      12 years ago

      look at my new pics I know you will like them.............well two of them at least

    • masteredneck

      12 years ago

      To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
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      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
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      >>
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • geonex88

      12 years ago

      Your image was deleted because it was too suggestive/revealing for the general audience of RvB.

      Shots that pertain to Pornstars, Sites featuring Pornstars, Images that show a direct link to a site containing nudity or other sexual acts, are not fit for your Image gallery. Provocative shots that are either meant to entice or attract the opposite sex are considered NSFW. If you model or character (in the case of Anime) is in a pose that would make your grandmother blush, it is also not fit for this site.

      If you wish to post images of women or men please note that any image that is not fit for a magazine cover (image displayed in public) is not fit for your gallery. It is at the sole discretion of the MOD's to deem such images appropriate or inappropriate. Furthermore, images that depict death, violence, mutilation or could be considered offensive and/or disgusting by others are also subject to removal by Moderators


      MORE INFORMATION

      Follow the guidelines and if your excuse is that other people have NSFW material up and it doesn’t get taken down, you can either PM a mod with a link to the material or post a link in the NSFW Reporting thread.

    • Rockerchic

      12 years ago

      Want to be friends

    • CyrusCheever

      13 years ago

      great pics. Elisha Cuthbert is awesomeness with tits.

    • Nohbdy

      13 years ago

      nice pics

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      both you, and anyone else that sends a chainletter GETS BANNED. PERIOD.

    • Lux_Tannin

      13 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
      *************************************************************
      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      >>
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • yuriassimov

      13 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
      *************************************************************
      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      >>
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
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      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • JD66

      13 years ago

      Dude you have way HOT chicks ! ! !

    • nchllsn128

      13 years ago

      u got grat pics
      all of them very hot smiley0.gif

    • Berj

      13 years ago

      HELL YEA DUDE i listen to everythin u do

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • mauntysheart

      13 years ago

      ugh. your pictures are really lame.
      maybe you should get a life and not post pictures of girls you will never see.

      just a friendly suggestion.

    • jonshon

      13 years ago

      happy easter dude

    • RvB_freak72

      13 years ago

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    • RvB_freak72

      13 years ago

      File does not exist.

    • RvB_freak72

      13 years ago

      hey! could you please vote for me here!!! If you do... money will rain down upon you (but only bills, coins hurt)

      P.S. If you already voted for me, please make sure you voted in the current journal.

    • RvB_freak72

      13 years ago

      Hey! Could you please vote for me here? If you do.. all your wildest dreams will come true

    • ZerofromTAO

      13 years ago

      hey i have that same pic nice touch dont ya think? lol

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      "Why did my image(s) get deleted?"

    • dude_man

      13 years ago

      hey buddy how r u today

    • dude_man

      13 years ago

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    • dude_man

      13 years ago

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      wow pokemon finaly got better merry christmas again man

    • dude_man

      13 years ago

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    • griff_roket

      13 years ago

      hotness pics sweet!!!!!

    • Breckenridge Well you know.

      13 years ago

      bow chica bow wow

    • Zelda72

      13 years ago

      Hey there newcommer and/or user that has not been on in a while...welcome to Rooterteeth.com......if you have any questions any at all feel free to message me with them...I'm be more then happy to answer....so again welcome have fun and enjoy...also if you wish to send me a friend request do so i'll accept
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    • Amaterasu

      13 years ago

      hi

    • _DarkWolf16_

      13 years ago

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