pwn3d

Male
from the South African Bushveld...

  • Activity

    • Harlem NYC Bitch

      12 years ago

      pwn3d

      Hello all of you on this fine and pleasant day.. I haven't made a post in a while so yea heres how it goes...

      Life has been good, going strong in a relationship, and i'm writing end-year exams right now so I'm studying my ass off to do well.

      So anyways in better news I finally changes web hosts and after two months of trying to change my domain name servers, i finally got it configured, and ill be recreating my site since my last one got lost in the void due to host troubles. And after thats all up and running you'll soon be able to view all my comedic comics at SonicForum.za.net.

      Anyways, my 6 month RvB sponsorship is about to end, i'm sending a question to everyone reading this... If you know of any user on the site who does sponsorships for mods, just leave me a comment and it'll be greatly appriciated. If you can't think of anyone.. oh well.

      But thanks to all anyways! And excuse me for spelling, the checker isnt working.

      Oh and don't forget to check my space at myspace at myspace.com/getpwn3d thanks!

      - Matt crz4nf.gif

      The Jam: Rebellion [PREVIEW] - Britney Spears - "Tiger"

      Video: Panda Sneezing - Hilarious!

      OWNED!!
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    • Surprise!

      12 years ago

      pwn3d

      UPDATE:

      Two new images in the gallery =D.... And I'm not dead, in fact im very much alive.

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      HOT TRACK!!
      Jammin' to: My Love - Justin Timberlake feat T.I. - (Futuresex/Lovesounds)

      !!!THE VIDEO!!!

    • New Britney Spears album named 'Tiger'?

      12 years ago

      pwn3d

      Well rumours say that the new Britney Spears album will be named 'Tiger'... Interesting yes?

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      Yey!!! Go over to Britneyspears.com for a sneak preview of her new single 'Rebellion'. Its good ya!!!!!

      Anyways thats all for now!

      - Matt crz4nf.gif

      The Jam: I'm Yours Lately - Tamia - (More)

      Daily Vid: Kid Almost Falls Out of Ride - Watch this kid nearly fall 100s of feet our of his seat at an amusement park.

      OWNED!!
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    • The new meh.

      13 years ago

      pwn3d

      Journal Update:

      I posted a new pic, just fyi.

      HERE

    • Awsomeness..

      13 years ago

      pwn3d

      Journal Update:

      I would like to say sorry to my good friend Aaron P (DijitaruAaro) for leaving him out of my watch list. Honest mistake man. Love ya!

      - the matt crz4nf.gif

    • Inactivity

      13 years ago

      pwn3d

      Sorry to all I've been quite inactive lately.. Don't worry to all on my watch list, I'm still reading your journals even though I dont comment...

      My regulars include: (in no particular order)
      SparkieBuffie, hellslayer, Yakunan_Azza, blakeCG, cookied1234, pumkinprince, Jeskid, burnie,
      RedFalcon39, gus, otterchap, Opaque, Lord_Roxas, Azuri, CraigtheCat, yakunan,
      jason, raptordocker, UltimaHunter, bronco0730, spartan20001, Church_Roxs, Alucard70, Kabuse,
      Crunchbite58, caboose192, KungFu_Cat, Steve88, duffman04, danfelix8, CaneMadness, hooyuyuyu157,
      blkhawk, Coweh, JustViki, kzuelch, deception19, nvadah, Gavino, acidrain700, mattCG, Charliez, GamerX5005, LittleJohn.


      Well ya even if i've never commented on you before, I still watch all my fans and people who I think are hot.

      So ya the main reson for me beign inactive was cos of holidays, you kno just chilling, so lazy to post shit and what not. But anyways I went back to school for the third and final semester (or trimester to be correct) and ya it's been boring and stuff... We found out today that our set books for next year in Matric (The final Secondary/High-School year in South Africa) are Wuthering Heights and [bAnthony and Cleopatra and IU'm sooo not looking forward to them.

      But anyways enough about me lets talk about me.
      ~ Johnny Bravo 1998

      And no, I still don't watch that show. Next wednesday I'm going on the annual school camp to somewhere in the mountains or something, a place called Youth for Christ or something hell I don't know.... By the way I got to an Anglican School, and I'm Jewish. So thats a bit ironic. I think. (note: look up on what irony actually is) Anways I'll part you all with my traditional jam, video, and owned pic... Cheers and until next time!

      - Matt crz4nf.gif

      The Jam: Powerless (Say What You Want) - Nelly Furtado - (Folklore)

      Daily Vid: Sex in the kitchen

      OWNED!!
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    • RvB, hold on!

      13 years ago

      pwn3d

      Not much, just and update this time.

      Well I'm hungover. Was out last night and I met alot of old friend from my old school from like 4 years ago. It was great I tell u that.

      Anyways I want to say sorry to all the people on my watch list, that i didnt comment on your posts so ya... Sorry again... Im just a bit tired. If i didnt comment it doesnt mean i dont love you... i luv ya all!

      - Matt crz4nf.gif

      The Jam: Chocolate - Kylie Minogue (Body Language)

      OWNED!!
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    • The Cape [PART 1]

      13 years ago

      pwn3d

      I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies; This is the dawning of the rest of our lives.... On holiday!

      Well sorry for not telling you but I was on vacation in Cape Town this weekend. I was there for my aunt's 80th. Well by my aunt, I mean my grandmother's sister. Anyways.

      Here is cape town, it's about 1,271km (790mi) South-West away from where I stay. It's still in South Africa though.
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      Ok here's my weekend: -- Sorry for the small pics, just to make the post more appealing...

      Thursday:
      Ok this day was quite long... Well first, I woke up and then I ate some food. I got a phone call from some fellow peers. They wanted to come over to my crib so we could make invites to our next big party this coming Saturday (19th Aug). We called it SHABBA Tyt Nyt. Never mind you wont get the name even if you tried.
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      Then shortly after printing a lot of invites, we all went over to get some food at McDonald's (we got a lift by car) then we walked over to one firends house. It's a fairly distant walk, through Rivonia and a few blocks from there. Anyways we got there at around 19h00 and we had a fairly small chill session. Well after a few hours we headed off to the nearest cafe on the border of Rivonia Rd. just to get some bhems (cigarettes) for the two other guys. But it was closed, which is acceptable seeing that it was only 01h00 in the morning. So we had to trek through Rivonia again to the other 24-hour cafe. Walking Rivonia at night is almost like suicide, it's like walking a dark alley with a big flashing sign above you saying "Please jack my ish i beg of you." But anyways. Note: Rivonia is known to be infested with dealers and all sorts of illegal substances. But ya halfway we got stopped by the 50 (police). They are trying their best to clean up Rivs but ya, they wanted to search us. It was actually quite funny really, the first thing they said to us was "Hello boys. So where's the joint?" I died laughing. Well nto really, inside i was laughing. I felt like saying we left it at home better luck next time; but... i didnt say that, we just got frisked and luckily they didnt find anything 'illegal' or othersuch like double-headed dildos and the sort. But ya we moved hastily along. And we got to the cafe bought the bhems and then walked back home waved good-bye to the 50 and arrived safely back at Damin's criz. Got to sleep at 04h00 but anyways that's my Thursday. Twas a good night/morning.

      Friday:
      Hmm Friday.. woke up at around 07h00 and made my way back home to sleep. Then actually got up at around 14h00 and did absolutely nothing. Night time came, got a few calls from some guys saying hi, called a few people. And then my 'new best friend' (mentioned in previous journals) gave me a call and we went out somewhere, had a good time. Note that I'm still waiting on our pics from last Saturday, so hold on... And that's my Friday.

      Saturday:
      Well today we left for Cape Town. The flight was at 09h00 so we had to get to the airport (Johannesburg International) at around 07h00... We got there at 08h15, which was about 20 minutes from boarding. So that was a rush to get on the flight, we skipped baggage processing and just took it all on as hand luggage. It was only a two hour flight, which is about 15 hours by road. But ya flight was ok, we landed at around 11h00. And got picked up my some distant family. (Apparently my grandmother's sister's daughter and her sister and the husband of the sister, all from Belgium. I don't know what you call that but anyways. So its my mother's cousins or something). But ya. We hastily made our way through Cape Town and into Hout Bay where my Great Aunt was having her 80th. And I met more of my cousins and distant aunts and uncles. Most of them who I've never met before but anyways. And we had some lunch. Some cousins who I have met before were Daniel (11) and his brother Justin (I think 9), who I met 5 years ago when I was last in Cape Town. They are my grandmother's sister's daughter's kids; so whatever that is. Time went by swiftly and we got a really African dinner which was quite well prepared. And then at around 23h00 we went to Llandudno, a suburb which overlooks the ocean, where we stayed with some family. I got some nice pics of the view. Got a good night sleep.

      Pics of views and houses where we stayed -- Click to enlarge:

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      TO READ MORE PLEASE CLICK HERE [PART 2]
      More pics and the rest of the weekend. Also includes owned pic, the jam, and daily video.

    • The Cape [PART 2]

      13 years ago

      pwn3d

      POST CONTINUED FROM HERE [PART 1]

      Pics of views and houses where we stayed -- Click to enlarge:

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      Other pics I took that day:

      Cousin (Daniel). Excuse the blur.
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      Its meh!
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      Dan's friend (Nick).
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      Sunday:
      Woke up fairly early and made it back to the house in Hout Bay at around 10h30ish and I had to baby sit my extended family's extended family. I never realised I had so many cousins and what. Anyways I got some help babysitting with two girls (one 15, and the other around 13), they live in the same complex as Daniel and Nick and them. Anyways, two people worth mentioning was two really cool guys from Belgium. (Apparently they are my... ok try follow me here... One is my Grandmother's sister's daughter's son's kids, and the other is his cousin from the same side or something im not sure.) Anyways they also from Belgium, and they only speak French (their English is not that good), so it was quite a mission trying to communicate with them. One is Emeric who is 11, and his cousin Gioumme (spelling is wrong, sorry) who is around 10. What we had to do was go onto the internet at Altavista's Babelfish translator tool. And attempted to have a conversation, it was fairly hard to comprehend the direct translations, but I assume it was just as hard for him. I'm Belgium they use the AZERTY keyboards (in ZA, like most people, we use QWERTY keyboard so it was hard for him to get the accented letter right). We had to all get away from teh endless crying and went out the house (Me, Daniel, Justin, Nick, Emeric, Gioumme, and another guy from the same complex named Adriono or something, who was 8.) and we ran around playing a local game called "On and On" it's where one person is 'on' and you count to 40 and then catch the other guys, then they become on your team and they help you catch the other people. It was a children's game but it was a good walk down memory lane. We ran all over the complex through bushes, around water reservoirs, climbing fences, and everywhere. omg I'm still so tired. Anyways we went back inside for a drink and stuffs. And went on MSN where I could use their web cam and spoke to a few friends while i was being wrestled by my cousins.

      Some pics -- Click to enlarge:

      From left to right.. Emeric, Nick, Me. - Taken off my phone.
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      Nick again, Me.
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      Gioumme, Emeric, Justin, Daniel. - Taken off my phone.
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      Anyways moving on to the rest of the day... I was supposed to catch the 19h20 flight back to Jo'burg, but we were late and missed it. So we got placed in group stand-by for about 9 hours, and finally got on the 06h00 flight (this morning) and I got a seat in Business Class, and my mother got placed in Economy Class. :P Anyways it's true what they say, you do get drink orange juice from a champagne glass. :D I got home at around 11h30 this morning (Monday).

      And that's my weekend. Anyways I wanna send a shout out to Jason luv ya guy!! And to Aaron H, I'm proud of u (and about time too.) :D

      Until next time,
      - Matt crz

      The Jam: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon [Neil Cicierega] (Dinosaurchestra) --- Its a song about super heroes or something. Quite catchy and funny too. Its a jam. Download HERE (If you look on Newgrounds here you will find a flash music video.)

      Daily Vid: Rock This Party - Bob Sinclar (Music Video) - Damn who is this kid? If anyone can tell me his name, you will receive 15 mods.

      OWNED!!
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  • About Me

  • Comments (341)

    • CraigtheCat

      11 years ago

      Dude

    • red_head_13

      12 years ago

      hey
      why did you delete me?
      i was looking for your screen name here on Rooster Teeth
      and i finally found you
      long time no talk

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      Where the 'ell 've you been?

    • dark_wolf_90

      12 years ago

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    • lovablechick

      12 years ago

      hey im kimmy_01 freind i was wondering ir you would be my freind btw your cute!!!!!!!!!1 hehe

    • OricGrey

      12 years ago

      wow you only have 34 friends, i somehow remember you as having more...

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      I've got a lot of family in Brooklyn, so I love it there... it's where most of the Italians live.

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      Flatbush is in Queens... about 25 minutes from Harlem. Besides, BROOKLYN is where you want to be!

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      The U.S. is a quality place... I live right near NYC, so it's great to be able to go there all the time... South Africa sounds pretty cool, too. I've got a lot of friends who vacation down there.

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      So what's it like down there in S. Africa? You ever get a chance to come to the U.S.?

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      The episode you saw aired in December of LAST year for us!

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      Seriously?!?!?! We're half-way through the NEXT season!!!!!!!!!! There is SO much stuff you haven't seen yet!

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      How many hours ahead are you (In terms of time-zone)?

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      You ready for Nip/Tuck TONIGHT?!?!?!?!?! smiley10.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley10.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley10.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

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    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      Hahahaha... well I live about 50 minutes from Harlem (but NOWHERE near it!)... it's not the best place to go...

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      That's one of my FAVORITE shows EVER!!!!! I can't believe you like that show, it's SO sad it got canceled! I'm glad you watch it!

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      I didn't even SEE that you liked the Golden Girls. It's a VASTLY under-appreciated show!

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      Post edited 11/05/06 6:10PM

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      Of course! I love the show because the storylines are incredible, but not too unbelievable. I can't wait 'till this week, it's going to be good. I'm a BIG fan of my TV.

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      Nip/Tuck fan?!?!?!?! I LOVE THAT SHOW!

    • deception19

      12 years ago

      didnt know that, but the pop music, the boy pictures, it all makes since now

    • deception19

      12 years ago

      does that make you bi?

    • blkhawk

      12 years ago

      Then the Daniel is happy!!!!!!!!!!!

    • dark_wolf_90

      12 years ago

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    • deception19

      12 years ago

      my passion for pop music is well beyond hate

    • deception19

      12 years ago

      Favorite Music
      Britney Spears and Jesse McCartney mainly; Pop, hip-hop (black eyed peas etc.), r&b. Some rap. Favourite artists include Will Smith, Gwen Stefani, Beyonce and Destiny's Child, Justin Timberlake, Alanis Morisette, Rob Thomas, Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Kelis, Gorrilaz, Madonna, Missy Elliott, Pussycat Dolls, Ciara, Tamia, Sugarbabes, U2, OutKast, Usher, Mario, Simple Plan, Evanescence, Scissor Sistors, Ashlee Simpson, Natasha Bedingfield, Pharrel, Basement Jaxx, Crush40 (They make most Sonic the Hedgehog songs for the games), Tkzee, Hillary Duff, Spice Girls, and loads others.


      i would punch you in the face if you lived in my town smiley8.gif

    • kimmy_01

      13 years ago

      yeah see ya around

    • raptordocker

      13 years ago

      Hey, I have a lot of friends, and I do the same thing except with babies and kittens.

    • kimmy_01

      13 years ago

      it said how are u doing i know i said i was leaving this site well i came back so hey

    • cookied1234

      13 years ago

      y did u delete me as a friend?

    • Yakunan_Azza

      13 years ago

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    • trigun221

      13 years ago

      Ashton Kutcher says you just got
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      took me like 20 seconds to make but whatever I thought it was a funny substitute for punk'd that involved your name.

    • rattyray

      13 years ago

      no peoblem :D

    • vampx

      13 years ago

      thank you.

    • rattyray

      13 years ago

      lol no problem ya look hot with the new hair cut no lies

    • Coweh

      13 years ago

      Pfff, no problem.

      Heh, it looks looks like both machinimarox and I are lauding you with praise on your physical appearance. See? 'Tis not just me smiley0.gif

    • Coweh

      13 years ago

      No problemo, I can spot a looker when I see one smiley8.gif

    • gazer2706

      13 years ago

      i have an excuss for that, im slighlty hyper

    • gazer2706

      13 years ago

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    • blkhawk

      13 years ago

      A diamond, per our conversation...you being a diamond with many faceds... each life experience shaping you to be as brite and amazing as you can

    • nickelknight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      um it does work with jornal entries

      check mine.

    • blkhawk

      13 years ago

      Damn RvB for biang a biatch in not being able to post pics...
      so:

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      You get the diagram pic

    • UltimaHunter

      13 years ago

      thanks :-)

    • RapterTF

      13 years ago

      All of your picks are so cool I just cant comment on each of them.

    • otterchap

      13 years ago

      travolta is them mocking me cuz i busted my knee dancing

    • Coweh

      13 years ago

      I like long stories...

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Hating work. lol

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Hey. What's going on?

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