pwnageman

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  • Activity

    • Hey

      6 years ago

      pwnageman

      What's up guys

    • Hurp

      8 years ago

      pwnageman

      Somebody let loose a flame bomb.

      I'd just like he or she to know that I'd suck your cock any day.

      ;)

    • FUCK

      8 years ago

      pwnageman

      FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

    • Well god damn

      8 years ago

      pwnageman

      Feeling eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Not bad or depressed. Just eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

    • HS ain't what it used to be (part 1)

      8 years ago

      pwnageman

      1) "High School Graduation Project". This is what I have to do in order to complete high school. I have lots of interests, so I try to take all the classes to fulfill them. In other words, I'm taking around 9-10 classes at a time. And then they threw this in. It's basically where you have to know what you want to do with your life at the ages 15-18 or you will not be able to graduate. You have to create a huuuuge ass essay and speak in front of three judges. If they decide it's not good enough, you have to try again next year. You can only try two times; Or you don't graduate. You also have to shell out some of your own money and time to do something for the town you're in that helps it, that also relates to your project. This confuses me, because what if you needed that money for a car? Laptop? College? It also takes out time, so it puts pressure on your job, classes, and other bullshit the school has which I'll address here in a sec.

      2)Big fucking tests. It's rather self-explanitory. 4sights, ACT's, PSAT's, and SAT's. 4sights are taken about once every two or three months, in the border line between two quarters. So if you're failing a class, too bad, you need to take 4sights. ACT's is just a thing that you have to take, or you can't graduate (same goes for all the BFT's). PSAT's cost $5-10 to take, and it's PreperationSAT's. They say you don't need to take it to graduate, but you need to take it if you want to take the SAT's, but you can't graduate unless you take the SAT's! It's bullshit! The SAT's are basically all the classes you (should) have taken throughout high school that were probably required for you, and it takes about a week to take. But don't worry, they have a book about 7 inches thick that you can use to study for SAT's! Along with your graduation project, classes, ACT's, 4sights, and other bullshit!

      3)Junior-Research Project. This is an english project that is simply massive. It goes throughout the year in your english class as a guided activity, so you can't just do it on a few saturdays. This is another thing that disallowes you to graduate if you don't do. It's only a 10 page paper, but like I said, they only give you instructions a bit at a time. So it's more like influenced procastanation. I don't see how it helps, knowing they already have something called classes to help with writing papers and essays. It's just stupid.

      4a) Required classes. My school is probably the most retarded school for requirement classes. Fuck the graduation project, that wasn't enough to be able to help you decide what you want to do when you grow up. They have career exploration one; and two. Basically a year long class when combined, to influence you and guide you to what you want to do when you grow up... Or you can't graduate. Fuck that.

      4b) Personal finance. They had personal finance for this school district in 7th and 8th grade. It was quite a lot of work. Now, if you have to graduate with a pre-college math education (for my school), then why should they have the need to teach you how to do pre-algebra shit? It's just redundant.

      4c) Wellness and fitness. One of the most interesting requirement classes that I've ever encountered. It's throughout k-12. You need 4 years of it in high school (do the math). It's not that it's bad, it's fine, but umm, IT'S 4 FUCKING CREDITS. That means that you could take 4 other classes instead of this, but nope. Also, isn't this stuff that your parents should be teaching you? Parents need to grow the fuck up.

      4d) Ahh, English. This is simply retarded on so many different levels. You need four years. Okay, whatever, fair enough. HOWEVER, there's 3-4 levels of difficulty for the class, depending what grade you're in. There's English level 2 (for derps), English level 1 (for average kids), honors english (for smart kids), and AP english (for all-out nerds in junior or senior year). But it MUST be four years. That means that if you take AP english in Junior year (which is like english level 1 in Senior year), you have to take AP english next year; which is like the normal english at a college level. Oh, and if you take English level 2 in senior year, that's like english level 1 in Junior year. You're allowed to graduate with an 11th grade education as long as you take 4 years of English. Sure, AP English looks good on a college resume, but what if you wanna take other classes? Too fucking bad. Also, the english they teach isn't really english. Kids are having shitty grammer these days, why don't we teach them how to use better grammer? Fuck shakesphear, how does that help us in the real world? Idiots...

      4e) Math and Science. These aren't the worse offenders, but it's still stupid. You need to graduate with either three years of math and four years of science, or with 3 years of science and 4 years of math. First off, who the fuck is going to take three years of math but four years of science? Moreover, what if you don't want to take anything relating to science or math? What if you want to be an artist? Stupid. Fuck it.

      5) Rules. When I skimmed the policy shit they gave us, I said what the fuck out loud. Most of it is pretty reasonable: No drugs, alcohol, weapons, etc. Then they have other stuff. You can't bring a back-pack to class, because you might have a weapon in it. Un-be-fucking-leivable. You're allowed to have a purse, so if you were a guy, would you really care about looking stupid if you wanted to do a school shoot-out? Also, you could also have it hidden in your clothing. So the no-hat policy is also retarded. They also say no religion in school, but I'm in Chorus/sharps right now and find this to be bullshit. All the music we sing is about God and how glorious he is. It's shit from the 1500's that was written for the pope. Why should I have to know how to sing for the pope to get a scholarship in college?

    • So. Guys.

      8 years ago

      pwnageman

      I said maybe. Depending on how ugly.

      So, what's up with me?
      -Long distance ho. Clearly not working out.
      -Tried pot for the first time. It worked out great.
      -Got sick one day during a busy week of school. Not so great.
      -Have a friend in my group for a big project playing hookie. He's getting an ass beating tomorrow.
      -Eh... Parents are faggy.
      -I've noticed all my friends are weird (still cool)
      -Made a facebook group. Feel free to join.
      -Got taller
      -Joined the school fall play. Fun stuff.
      -Shoplifted gum to sell to start an illigal tabacco chewing business with in the high school, charging 125-150% the original price. This is my way of saying "Fuck you Pennsylvania, make the job age lower."
      -I think I might have accidentally just printed this.

      What's up with you guys?

    • FUCK THIS SHIT

      8 years ago

      pwnageman

      Who's up for a good argument?

    • 8 years ago

      pwnageman
    • Noooooooo comments

      8 years ago

      pwnageman

      Oh well, this makes for a good child history reference.

    • xbl

      9 years ago

      pwnageman

      fluffy6969k

      It's my brother's, so just make sure that you let him know that you're from RvB.

  • Comments (1815)

    • Mikriffown

      7 years ago

      Hey man, you wanna help me get the philosophy group moving? roosterteeth.com/groups/profile.php?id=3445 It has been dead for a while but I think it's good enough of a topic to try and restart it.

    • AustinC

      8 years ago

      Busy sadly. Got a 4 day weekend off of work this weekend though for Veterans day, you?

    • pwnageman

      9 years ago

      Maybe...

    • resivor_dog

      9 years ago

      Hey, whoah! You're online? At this god-forsaken hour of night?

    • TheSoloist

      9 years ago

      hey whats up? it's been a while since i havent gotten on rvb in so long! how you been?

    • simplymonica

      9 years ago

      ..... smiley2.gif

    • HiddenBlade

      9 years ago

      *hugs* I am doing good.

    • HiddenBlade

      9 years ago

      My bro!

    • HiddenBlade

      9 years ago

      i ish the icewolf

    • theironpaw

      9 years ago

      remember Me...
      fagotwords.jpg
      oh get a fucking sponsor...

    • resivor_dog

      9 years ago

      As per your journal's request, a random update/plea for help.

      My life is consumed by anime.
      I deprive myself of sleep so I can finish more eps.
      I find myself replaying my favorite scenes in my head constantly.
      I dream the opening and ending songs.
      ...
      Help me. Its an addiction.

    • GodOfTacos

      9 years ago

      it's good to move on the things
      not get caught up

    • GodOfTacos

      9 years ago

      hey there
      hanging in there?

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      you're online!
      YAY
      does this mean you're not leaving?

    • MeggiePoo

      10 years ago

      Hey sorry about not talking to you on msn, i was actually out bowling with my friend.

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Hehe. Thank you kind sir

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Whats a mission trip?

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Whats happening this month?

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      You'll do fine, I am sure.

      Tell me how things go when you are back

    • blakemolson

      10 years ago

      The contest has started!
      here is the link so you can copy and past it in a journal telling everyone to vote for you

      roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2395984

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Kind of stressful, how's life yonder?

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      its a shooting game
      you know,where you see your guy from upwards

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      smiley11.gifsmiley11.gif

    • IXIsm4rtyIXI

      10 years ago

      there on the way

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      babies?
      seems interesting,albeit creepy.
      well,thanks. see ya

    • SSDGFCTCT9

      10 years ago

      Obviously.
      I mean, you'd obviously have to amke new friends, but mine are different...
      Hell, we call one an asexual terminator and he doesn't care.
      And we constantly call ourselves retards, yet we're probably smarter than most people in our class...

      Anywho, I hope you enjoy yourself.
      Good Night!

    • SSDGFCTCT9

      10 years ago

      Bow chicka bow wow...
      smiley8.gif

      No but, seriously, I know.
      If I were gone from my awesome friends from here, well...
      I wouldn't fit in... It's hard to find people I can be so comfortable with. Even if they laugh at everything you say, lol.

      Post edited 6/01/09 9:11PM

    • SSDGFCTCT9

      10 years ago

      Don't think about the last part.
      Enjoy the present.

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      smiley3.gif

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      No idea

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      being told to shut the fuck up can be a good experience
      hopefully he won't end up a douchebag

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      and about the dude,i dont know
      i usually don't care what people think but then again i never got a girlfriend either cuz I'm a jackass

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      pin people on the ground?
      you should learn jujitsu(or jew-jitsu) or command sambo or something
      one of 'em grabbing and disabling martial arts

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      why?
      my yesterday was fun,albeit the extra training from hell in my basement
      my muscles still hurt

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      yo!
      WAZZAP?

    • SoH_Spector

      10 years ago

      sup

    • SoH_Spector

      10 years ago

      not so much on groups for you though, huh?

    • SoH_Spector

      10 years ago

      what can I say, ima group whore!

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      *facepalm* You're joking right?

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      No it doesn't.

    • MeggiePoo

      10 years ago

      True that

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      apart from that wazzap?

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      15
      it wasn't today it was the first
      yes fishy haha

    • redsucks2224

      10 years ago

      Well 1. thing my college is paid for, 2 I mow lawns for a living, so yea I DO use my skills to pay for more
      3. The Carvin will be hand built in the Carvin Custom Shop in California and will cost about 1200 bucks, that why I need more money from my job in order to pay it, its a lot

    • SSDGFCTCT9

      10 years ago

      Hey, there's a System of a Down song on Guitar Hero Metallica.

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      I want a song for my nickname. =/

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      I like your nickname. It's fun.

    • BasketOfFish

      10 years ago

      Not if you do it by backpacking and hitchiking through hostels.

      And I already have almost anything I would need for backpacking.

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Awe. Maybe someone will sponsor you!

    • redsucks2224

      10 years ago

      Yea, I know, I always set my standards high for myself, like I always want the best guitars, the most beautiful women, best grades, best guns.
      How you been any way man?

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