randomiser

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    • Why Some People Shouldn't Use Computers

      13 years ago

      randomiser

      Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
      Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
      Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
      Customer: "What do you mean?"
      Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
      Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

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      Overheard in a computer shop:
      Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please."
      Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
      Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"

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      A friend once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the
      document back to the sender when he was finished with it, because the sender needed to keep it.

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      Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"

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      A worker for a local ISP told me
      'Frequently we receive phone calls that go something like this:
      Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"'
      Some people pay for their online services with checks made payable to "The Internet."

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      Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
      Tech Support: "Yeah."
      Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
      Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."

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      Tech Support: "All right...now double-click on the File Manager icon." Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows-because of the icons-I'm a Protestant, and I don't believe in icons."
      Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir. I don't believe
      it was meant to-"
      Customer: "I don't care about any 'Industry Terms'. I don't believe in
      icons."
      Tech Support: "Well...why don't you click on the 'little picture' of a
      file cabinet...is 'little picture' OK?"
      Customer: [click]

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      Customer: "My computer crashed!"
      Tech Support: "It crashed?"
      Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."
      Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."
      Customer: "No, it didn't crash-it crashed."
      Tech Support: "Huh?"
      Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. I crashed my spaceship and now it doesn't work."
      Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game."
      Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"

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      A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."


    • ahh...

      13 years ago

      randomiser

      watch raped

      AHH...WATCH RAPED!!


      caboose4stat


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      film_geek

      Geeks rule

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      YesIAMAGirl

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      Soccer Stats

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      BORN LEADER

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      The_Dark2

      RIP Steve I

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      pigzer0

      SIG CONTEST
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    • they've been found

      13 years ago

      randomiser

      if you ever wonderd what the error messages are...click here it has all of them...i'll try to uplode a linked version soon, so that you can feel them all!

    • YAY!!

      13 years ago

      randomiser

      5 mods to the person who tells me why i am happy, an extra 2 mods to the most creative answer!!

    • contest

      13 years ago

      randomiser

      i would like to thank all the people who voted for me. i came second...but thanks to all of you... :-D

    • vote for me!!

      13 years ago

      randomiser

      can every body who sees this please vote for mehere

  • Comments (717)

    • n0e

      12 years ago

      Because braces suck.


      Yes. That seems like a good reason.

    • The_Dark2

      12 years ago

      Same with popcorn and such. "It'll break your braces", well it hasn't yet!

    • klambman

      12 years ago

      YAY!!! smiley0.gif

    • klambman

      12 years ago

      can i have mods for the banner

    • MrMan0123

      12 years ago

      no

    • MrMan0123

      12 years ago

      me is good

      how is you?

    • MrMan0123

      12 years ago

      oh yeah its been a while

    • Some_Random

      12 years ago

      It sounds pretty funny though.

    • skoot13

      12 years ago

      you had three days to post that, but you did not

    • Brookems3

      12 years ago

      yeah it does a bit.......

    • klambman

      12 years ago

      and i actually timed it right!

    • klambman

      12 years ago

      you did this to me so i'll do it to you!

      level 23 post!

    • soul_coma

      12 years ago

      I'd upgrade the RAM and run XP on it. Pretty much its for MSN and and internet usage. And just so you know, i would never stoop so low as to run Linux!

    • asogg

      12 years ago

      thank you for your entry, If you didnt catch the rules you may have 2 entrys, and if you could tell others about my contest that would be great

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      i need at least 5 people to make it interesting, bt yeah keep em coming tell your friends and tell ther neihbours too.

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHA i love em! but it looks like you are the only person interested in the contest so if you are the only person by this time next week i'll probably just give you the prize.

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      true that

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      can't wait, and are you ok with me using the pic as a primary?

    • barks94

      12 years ago

      Check out my journal smiley11.gif

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      oh, oh count me in for that

    • caboose4stat

      12 years ago

      I GOTS A PURDY smiley9.gif NOW TO smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif
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    • caboose4stat

      12 years ago

      purdy smiley9.gif

    • deathknight

      12 years ago

      UUUUUUM why- dunno....I delted my auzzie clan thing?!
      yer but I think when u say RFR u mean refer? yer...cos im auzzie mate! smiley8.gif

    • prahanormal

      12 years ago

      it was only like 28 mods

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      please vote for me here
      and if you could spread the word that would be great, below is the link so if you put it in brackets then it works
      link=http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1335950&page=5]here[/link

      I really want to win this, and I'm coming 2nd or 3rd
      so please help smiley0.gif

    • klambman

      12 years ago

      yay alienware rockz

    • Rasta_Bob

      12 years ago

      yay for colors smiley0.gif

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      Please vote for me
      im in a yo mumma joke contest
      the link ishere
      oh and my joke was yo mumma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

    • Simmons101

      12 years ago

      http://s5.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=21636 there is your speacial link click if it dont work tell me another way i can send it to you

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      hello i'm having a funny picture contest the prize is 5mods because i don't had many mods but it will go up if you donate

    • JayFox

      12 years ago

      Good old Collingwood forever they know how to play the game side by side they stick together god blind me! to uphold the magpies name ohhh the premiership a cake walk for the good oldCOLLINGWOOD!

    • gib_niblets

      12 years ago

      Haven't we all, mate, haven't we all

    • Brookems3

      12 years ago

      LOL awesome!!!!!!! +10

    • namadnoh

      12 years ago

      thats cool your in scouts to. i thought all places had egale, but then again the egale is our nationl symbol and has to relate. but any way cool.

    • Simmons101

      12 years ago

      no no no it dont work that way no mod no knowledge of the gods

    • Brookems3

      12 years ago

      lol ne thing i dun care

    • JayFox

      12 years ago

      hi randomiser how are things?

    • yandre

      12 years ago

      cheese and garlic?
      both combined=BAAAAAD breath

    • yandre

      12 years ago

      XD

    • Konk

      12 years ago

      Hey that was a really good banner.

      I will give other people a couple of more days to submit. If no one else does, you will win.

      You can make more if you want.

    • Simmons101

      12 years ago

      no i was just in like a debt and im am again would you like to donate XP

    • Konk

      12 years ago

      Hey.
      If your good at photoshop, you should check out my journal for a chance to win 40 modz

    • Rasta_Bob

      12 years ago

      exactly what i was thinking (you suggestion)

      so that will probably be one contest, then i will have another small one

    • Gun_Ship

      12 years ago

      I hope it is spam because I really don't want to pay $10 a month to use MSN.

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      tell cypros
      and yea he has been kicked off

    • airpirate

      12 years ago

      yea it really is but hey I got a load of mods out of it so I can't really complain.

    • JayFox

      12 years ago

      hey randomiser presshere

    • Flanger

      12 years ago

      The 1000 will be split between them. If I had even received enough for 1000 each then I would be 60+.

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      yes the koreans use rvb please help me they are going kill me

    • Flanger

      12 years ago

      A new journal and the first 10 people to post.

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