7 years agorayman551990
This is Papo and I's new series.
It's called Rank: EGF.
Check it out. Make a comment. Share it. Like/favorite/subcribe! I'm a tool!
I released episode 3 today.
EGF stands for Explosive Items, Ganondorf Only, Final Destination.
8 years agorayman551990
If you met a guy named Ray or Rayman and he was wearing an Ash hat on sunday, that's me. If you've met me in real life friend me on Facebook too.
Special thanks to anyone who wished us a safe trip home, as this one was especially scary, as our mode of transportation crapped out on us at the outskirts of Toronto.
So far we made it to Chicago safely and I am, of course, back home. Wild72 and DmonDisaster headed oot aboot an hour ago.
I'll do my best to make it next year. I fucking love you all. Everyone's niceness blew me away this year. I fucking love each and every one of you.
-Ray Berkman (That's me on Facebook)
Today it was announced that a new Smash Bros will be coming out for Wii U.
While details are slim right now, what we do know is that it will utilize the Wii U, the Wii U's controller, and the 3DS somehow.
That's all we know for now, but when the time comes and we get more details, this is the thread for discussions, predictions and speculation about the new Super Smash Brothers.
Have at it people!
8 years agorayman551990
So, then, one day, Red Hat Man was walking in the forest on his way to Next Town. He came across his friends that he met up with now; Mipsy and Rock. Suddenly, tiny bug catcher and he challenged the Red Hat Man. To the pokemon battle. The Red Hat Man said, “Ok, battle ensuing.” Which made the bug catcher jump for joy as he sent out his pokemon. It was a Caterpie. “Go, Caterpie!” said the tiny bug trainer. And the Caterpie came out and was looking at Red Hat person to go.
“You are going to pay for the fact that you are using a Caterpie” said Red Hat Man. The bug catcher retorted with, “We shall see maybe.” Thus the battle went underway into the night. The sun was shining but that did not affect the battle because I’m just setting the scene. No one used sunny day it just was sunny, ok? Ok, so the battle went on with the yellow titmouse that Red Hat Man sent out. He went; “pika pika” as the yellow mouse went to call at the Caterpie. So then the Caterpie used string shoop because the bug catcher said “Caterpie, use string shoop.” And string shoop went shwip loop around the yellow mouse. But the mouse get slowed because string shoop was sticky and made him slow because it was so sticky. Then yellow mousey tried to get away but the stick stuck also Red Hat Man did a bad job being a trainer which case he was like “Mousey! Use thundershock!” But it missed.
So the Caterpie used tackle and hit the mousey several over and over again. And the mousey tried to fight back but was too f**king weak. And just like Metallica, mousy could not stop the CA-TER-PIE. …Moving on…
So, the Red Hat Man has lost terrible because he couldn’t get his s**t together. Because he sucks. Then he stole Mipsy’s bike to get to Next Town to get to the pokemon center to get to the healing area to get his pokemon to it to get his pokemon healed. And he got there and he did that. Mousey was all better and was given a wowwy-pop. And Mipsy said “Red Hat Man stole my Bike!”
Suddenly, girl appears to tell Red Hat Man how to time save the city. “This town is peril” she said with a wiff of her hat. I guess she has a hat now. She went on explain that the bad things were happening in Next Town. So, Red Hat Man went to save the town! They met up with Rock Lobster and Mipsy. Hooray!
So then Rock Lobster noticed that the young lady was very attractive and came to the realization that he would be interested in having possible get lay down with this person. But he didn’t because he’s a pervert.
Getting back to the main story, Red Hat Man hang finds an enemy trainer. They are partly responsible for the bad goings on in Next Town. He says sorry and was like “PSYCH” as he sent out his Koffing. It went cough and the bad trainer 1 said; “Go, Smogon!” And that was Smogon, the pokemon he just sent out. So Red Hat Man said “Mousy! Use Tail Whip!” and Mousy turned looked at him and said “Really dumbass?” On the other hand, contrarily, mousy used Thunderbolt and knocked out Smogon because Smogon is a lame piece of s**t.
8 years agorayman551990
“Oh no. You defeated my one pokemon” said the bad trainer 1 “That means I have to left you through and I can’t do anything for about it for reason.” Then Derpy, gym leader in the town, run and tell that he was here to help. Derpy used bug pokemon you guys. A captain guy came out of the closet to reveal that he was hiding there the whole time in case his toady lost. Now he has to battle to stop Red Hat Man to stop there stopping of the evil plan. Derpy said “You take him Red Hat Man.” “Even though it is cool that I am here to help, I will not actually be assisting. I’m just here for moral support so I you think I’m going to weaken myself for our inevitable battle you can forget it.” Rock Lobster said “Couldn’t you just take your pokemon to the pokemon center?” And Mipsy said “Yeah, they will do it real quick and your pokemon will be instantly healed.” “I CAN’T WEAKEN MYSELF NOT FALLING FOR IT.” said Derpy, as he herped “HERE FOR MORAL SUPPORT.” “HONK!”
The captain said, “Shut up! Do battle! Go Gothorita!” An emo pokemon that looked like a girl but was actually a boy came out. (Seriously, look up Gothorita. Like right now. Go to google images, Serebii, or Smogon or something and find what it looks like.) Rock Lobster said “It’s male but it looks female!” Mipsy said “It’s a trap” with perfectly normal tone and with normal inflection, so that no attention was drawn to the sentence and everyone moved on with their lives.
Red Hat Man sent out his Charizard. It was all “You’re lame. I’m out of here.” It then disobeyed him and flew away never to return because it was the smartest character in this story.
Rock Lobster said “I want to try my hand at this clown.” And sent out a Lopunny. (Look up that one too.) It looked like a female, but it was actually male also. Then, the Lopunny noticed Gothorita and Gothorita noticed Slutbunny. They thought each other to be the opposite sex and didn’t know. They got jiggy with it and more gay sex was had.
With both pokemon out of commission Rock Lobster was like “Well. dingleberries” and then Lobster backed off and said “Ok, you take him Red Hat Man.” With the continuing on of the things, Red Hat Man said “lets go to the battle more.” But, then surprise happened, it turned out that the captain, even though he was high rank, only had one pokemon. And that was it. And it was terrible. So he ran away like a little puss-man. And as the story progresses the discover the conspiracy and that makes the big boss man come out. It was Ghettosis!
It turns out that Ghettosis is the main boss man of the whole operation. He explained that “I hatched the evil scheme to get all the pumpkin’s.” “Wait, I mean the cantaloupe. See, Mr. Hat Man, the cantaloupe that Next Town is famous for is filled with the very powerful secret power. It makes evil be eviler to enhance the evil that flows within me. Hahaha!” He chortled. Then said “that way I can be much more eviler to have a plan fall through…or not fall through…whichever one it is, and then I will be powerful as f**k.” “And while I’m at it I might as well steal all the pokemon too cause I have henchmen stealing s**t and they’re good so they do that stealing too. Hurk-ha I’m bad evil! Yo, Hardy-harrrr.” He chortled. “Also there is cantaloupe other places.” Ghettosis finished his speech.
Yeah so there is cantaloupe other wheres, but I don’t want to tell you where yet because it’s a secret because I haven’t figured it out yet. But you don’t know that I haven’t figured that out yet, it’s just a secret and leave it at that, ok? Coolio.
8 years agorayman551990
Alright, then we have a battle I guess between Red Hat Man and Ghettosis because that’s how everything is decided in this world. Derpy was still being a b*tch and sitting out and HONKing. Lobster said “Go get ‘em Red Hat Man!” Mipsy said “Yeah, you can do it.” Derpy derped “Red Hat Man can go! I know you c-HONK! Even though I’m clearly showing that you are better than me by sitting out, the audience is supposed to drama when you fight me later! HONK! Kick him in the balls! Twice if possible!” “Thanks boy!”
When the battle starts Red Hat Man sent out Mousey, but Ghettosis sent out a dragon named…CHEAP-ASS-B*TCH-MOTHER-F**KING-DRAGON-DARK-S**T-THAT-ONLY-HAS-98-BASE-SPEED-YET-IT-OUTSPEEDS-EVERYTHING-ANYWAY…MOTHER-F**KER! Or Hydreigon for short. …little PUNK ASS B*TCH MOTHER F**KER!
Just then, youngster Joey appeared and called Red Hat Man to say that his Rattata beat a pidgey again for the first time again. Then jumped into the middle and yelled out, “I LIKE SHORTS!”
Anyhoo, Hydreigon was faster than Mousey and went first. And since Mousy was such d*mn paper, it got knocked out in one hit. I don’t have any pent up anger about any of this, just to let you know.
Just then another trainer appeared it was named HeartGold! Yay! He said not a word and sent out his Tyranitar named MasterChef. The punk ass dragon went first and hit the MasterChef made a dent. Then MasterChef tankedness to went stand still. It was amazing! It took many hits. It then ran round the corner and waited for the BZZZ BZZZ CHURRRRG and its health came back. It took another hit from the dragon but it didn’t do crap because MasterChef was tank. It answered with a mighty blow to make the Hydreigon faint. Ghettosis was a little scaredy and ran away, returning the pokemon and cantaloupe. Since that’s how things work in the real world. HeartGold saved the day!
Later, Red Hat Man battled Derpy for a gym badge. Derpy said “Let’s make it a HONK one, eh Mr. Man?” “Gyuh-huck.” This was the final battle of the episode so it’s feeling a very dramatic, right? Good. What happened was that Derpy sent out a Metapood. The Metapood stood there like a moron. Mousey went and shocked its s**t. It took damage! But not much. The Metapood tackled the Mousey. And Mousey almost died because it’s f**king weak paper.
Red Hat Man was in a spot then quickly thought and said, “GASP!” “Mousey! Use Halo!” And Mousey ran around the corner and waited for the BZZZ BZZZ CHURRRG to make its health return. Confounded the Metapood stood there and did nothing, or maybe a splash attack, I can’t tell. Then mousey killed the opponent in a cool way. Unfortunately, Mousey was taken out by the second bug pokemon.
Then the secret weapon. It appeared as: The Honey Badger! “Gasp!” said Derpy. “Yes, this is the Honey Badger” said Lobster. Mipsy followed up with “It’s really quite badass.” I’ll tell you, it doesn’t give a s**t. “Yeah” said Red Hat Man “This is the Honey Badger. It get stung a thousand times and not care so you bug do no damage.” “It are cool guy, it fights bugs and doesn’t afraid of anything!” The honey badger killed a cobra then went back to the battle and ate the cobra then won the battle.
Game over. Professor Oak came. Red Hat Man buttf**ked a Mareep. The end.
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