redvirginia

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from Fort Riley, KS

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    • SO.....

      9 years ago

      redvirginia

      No longer at Ft. Riley. I am now in wonderful Ft. Bragg after the longest 3 weeks of bullshit the Army likes to call "Airborne school." What 6'3 200lb guy does not like jumping out of C-130's???? THIS GUY!!! Ok I am just a baby about it because I can be the last guy out of the plane and beat everyone down to the ground......no joke I drop like a aerodynamic sack of shit.....mixed with bricks.

      Oh in other news the wife and I had another boy! I dont know what I would of done if I had a girl. Maybe do what other guys do....buy lots of guns and ammo. I also woke up the other day and decided I need a chainsaw. As a matter of fact every guy needs a chainsaw, even if they live in a apartment. Why? So you can be prepared in case of zombies or you need to chase anyone down with a chainsaw. Sometimes the best solution to a problem is a chainsaw. I'm just saying.......

    • My new army job!

      10 years ago

      redvirginia

      I know it has been a while since I have been on. All I have been doing in concentrating on my job, working out, and spending time with the family. But now my new army job is to workout and learn Spanish......that is all I do and honestly having no responsibility accept for yourself is a nice change of pace from being a disgruntled sergeant giving everyone no running profiles to prove the point that running 5 days a week is not good for your body. But in the end, point proven, but not taken. Dan-0, Army-736,373,839,383,736,358. That is why my new job rocks! I have not had a hair cut in 3 weeks! My hair has not been this long in 5 years, and it is everything I thought it would be and more!

      Laura (my wife) is having a boy! YAY! Thank God, I hate pink. And it is a well know fact that boys run in packs, so it will be easier to keep tabs on where they are......and what they are burning / breaking / hitting / smashing / or eating.

      Oh since I have the best wife ever, I now have my own crossfit gym. If you dont know what crossfit is go to www.crossfit.com and check it out. The irony is I wanted to get my own home gym so I would not have to deal with "That guy / Girl" at the gym, "that guy" gets me every time with disturbing my workout and my happy place. So I am working out at home and I am in my happy place and guess who takes on the roll of that guy......my white trash neighbors that stare at me as I workout on my patio. They come out every time I workout and smoke EVERY TIME! I check every time to make sure they are not outside, but every time. Irony its funny when it happens to other people.

    • Dan-1 Vista-1

      10 years ago

      redvirginia

      Well Vista you may have won a few battles but what say you now that you are off of my computer and I have XP Service pack 3 installed? WHAT SAY YOU NOW!!!!! No more using my 2G of ram for just sitting there.....now I can use my full 4G for anything I want! Like having a billion web pages pulled up! YES I WIN!!!!!!!!

    • My weekend sucks

      10 years ago

      redvirginia

      So I got to go to Kansas City with my two new guys and work in the ER so they can see some trauma before they get sent oversea's. So good for them bad for me.......actually bad for all of us because the guy that thought this would be a good idea also thought it would be a good idea to make us go on the weekend......and make us work all week........so I am working a 12 day week. Normally I don't bitch about working on the weekend. It happens all the time and this time I am staying indoors and not freezing my ass off sleeping in the dirt; but it is the weekend and this could of been done during the week!!!!!!!!!!! ANGRY FACE >:( and maybe a WTF for good measure.
      To top this all off, we cannot drink. So I am not too good at math problems but try this one of for size:
      DAN + NO WEEKEND X NO BEER = Don't get hurt in KC this weekend. You won't make it.

    • Hummmmmm

      10 years ago

      redvirginia

      I just posted this on someone's journal.........

      You don't need quarters for mono bikemancs you fucking cocksucker!!!! How about you leave the important stuff to the experts and go douche yourself you worthless piece of shit.

      Lets see......how did you get mono........well direct contact with infected saliva. Hummmmmmmmmmm.


      Yes, that was a dick thing to do.

    • One more

      10 years ago

      redvirginia

      Laura is pregnant!!! We have been trying for a little while, so this is a nice surprise! I holding out for another boy, even though Laura wants a girl. Anyone have any name ideas? I guess my wife does not like Moses or cardboard, I am out of ideas.

    • A poll spree!

      10 years ago

      redvirginia

      A poll spree followed by my scorn and ridicule.

    • You know what day it is.......

      10 years ago

      redvirginia

      So today I had to go into work...............its Veterans day. I will let the irony sink in for just a second. I guess I did have a 4 day weekend, but that is currently not the point I am trying to make. I cleaned Beth (my M4 carbine) today (it was already clean) for 4 hours. And all this time I was pondering the irony and trying not to stab myself in the face.

      Today when I got home I sat down turned on the 360 and played some old school "Star Wars Battlefront" and powned some smug Empire bastards. Killing clones always puts a smile on my face. There are always those sweet games that will always be fun. Like Tetris, maybe the best game ever. Its been around forever! How many versions of tetris have you seen? Its taken it back to the good old days of the NES.

    • My big new title....and a office!

      10 years ago

      redvirginia

      So I know I have not been on for a very long time, I trained all my efforts on going to Special Forces Assessment and Selection (SFAS). I went and made it too the end....but they decided not to select me. So I am all healed up and back to training to go back in a couple of months! I can say it was no walk in the park......unless your idea of a walk in the park included picking up your own vomit (ie weakness) and putting it in your pocket.

      I am now a real NCO, no more corporal stripes for me! I got my E5 (thats sergeant for you non-military types) last month and I am drunk on power and out of my freaken mind! Really I have the same job, the army is just not
      taking advantage of me anymore........but now that I think about it I have been acting platoon sergeant for the last month so........the army is back to taking advantage of me.......powned.

      In other news, my wife and I are trying for kid #2. She wants a girl this time, and I of course want another boy so I can say some day "IF YOU KIDS DON'T STOP FIGHTING I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!!!!!!!" Plus boys are way funner than girls. My son gets a hammer and tries to beak everything in his path! What would I do with a girl? Have a tea party........a tea party......give me a freaken break!

      Well guys since I am watching the kid today got to go get food for him!

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  • Comments (140)

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      AHOY!

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      *gasp*
      Shock/Horror

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      well then...what about...MkVenner, Elijah(speel check?), or.....SLAYDO! (just kidding bout the last one)
      Corbec? Dimitry?

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      what about...Alex or Micheal?

      Quick! Grab the vortex grenade! we must stop this infection!

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      Billyu! bring the boomstick! He bought his friend along too!

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      Heeeeerrrrreeee'ssss JOHNNY!

    • DadHavoc

      10 years ago

      When my daughter was born, I favored the name Rebecca. My wife had a fit because everyone would call her Becky and my mother in law was unhappy because everyone would think of her as Rebecca from Sunnybrook Farm. Now, 26 years later, no one has ever mentioned Sunnybrook Farm and only her closest friends are allowed to call her Becky (her choice). I was watching a BBC series where a father favored Wagner and named his sons after various characters in the play (such as Pogner). Could you imagine living with that? If you get in a crunch, next time at the supermarket look for one of the baby name books usually by the checkout. They have a number of names as well as the meanings. That might help you a bit more.

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      lol, fair enough.
      I didn't know you were a Death Cab For Cutie Fan.

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      you mean were aren't voting for the one that goes to the the grinder?

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      fine I chose the bald guy

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      Wait Hold on...did you just kill TK 428?
      IF so....gimme his keyes...I want his radio

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      HAHAHAHAH!
      Crap Billy's off his meds again

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      can I borrow it? I'll trade ya open range

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      OH NOEZZZZ

      UZ ATED IT!

    • 82nd

      10 years ago

      get back here!
      were be mah waffle

    • dedbob71

      10 years ago

      Dude, keep trying. Not everyone makes it the first time. I think you would do well. I got your e-mail addy buried somewhere so shoot me another on my dedbob71@mac.com. Let me know what I can do to help. I'm also rotating back stateside after this Philippine rotation and should be in the Manhattan are around March-ish. Shoot me some mail and your welcome over to my place anytime...

    • dedbob71

      10 years ago

      Have you gone to selection yet or what?

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Give us a journal update you lazy punk! :P

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      I needz helpzorz on fan fic!

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      lol, you havent been a bad RvB friend at all good sir.
      To be honest Im just getting lucky in the Virtual Stock Exchange game. I was expecting to just screw up on the first day but hey... Looks like Im doing something right... Thank you Microsoft and Apple Computers!

    • heilo

      11 years ago

      Alright, alright, so maybe it wasn't that good of a vacation with all the IED's blowing up and the crackshots from terrorists but hey! At least it was free so I don't think anyone can complain. Nah dude I'm just joshin with you, on a more serious note I appreciate what you've done for not only the United States but also the middle east, if people like you didn't exist there wouldn't be an America. Now if only we could save Americans from their own ignorance, "Bush's oil"? come on.

    • Havoc1

      11 years ago

      Latest thing from CSA and El Presidente is that we're going to 12-month rotations. Of course, that means precisely dick if things go all to hell for some reason. But, I'm trying to think positively. Or as positive as the situation allows. smiley8.gif

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      No, it's not that they think they're people... they think that their opinion actually matters!

      Go sit in your office, and I'll bring you the after-action report to sign when we're done working, that's a good officer...

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Don't worry about it. Thanks though!

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      It's a 1TB enclosure that you can put two 500GB hard drives in... Link:
      www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000VIC5X6

      And consider... 1TB hard drives cost about 300 bucks, but 500GB drives cost just around 100 bucks. Or at least, I did...

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Yeah, I'm right with you on that one. I've been telling my friends that for a while now.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Hah, no it's a little different these days. Back when, you didn't say something about your beliefs unless you meant it... now a days, the little fucksticks are doing the whole 'killing = bad' just to maybe finagle conscientious objector status, and then work the system into getting out. Makes me fucking sick.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Yay indeed!

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      This is actually the first bunch of celebs that I've run into. Normally they visit Liberty and don't swing through my area... or they're on Victory, but only around during the day when I'm unconscious. Which is how I missed the Saints cheerleaders. Sigh.

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      lol, I know. Aren't they so cute! :P

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      That and because we all know that NCO's are the guys who do the work.

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the opinion on that.
      Just a few hours ago I had one guy try to make me wait until I'm 23 strictly so I could do ROTC but I told him it was out of the question and irrelevant. He kept pushing it though so I ended up telling that I don't trust Infantry Officers straight out of ROTC because they know shit-all about how things work in the field/on deployment.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Actually, there isn't any DFAC ladies at the Corps chow hall here on Victory... And I got a lifetime's worth of ass-slappy from the fuckwits I was stationed with in the Navy. I could tell stories that curl your hair.

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      According to my brother there "Wasn't Enough Cheese In It" however this was coming from the only guy complaining.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      And I can live with that. Fuckhole!

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Then dammit, doctor, don't write!

      Sheesh... does no one recognize quotes from Rocky Horror Picture Show anymore?

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      I know. I'm scarred for life from the haji power. I so hate this place, ya know?

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      wut noise?

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Already seen Battlestar Galactica... and while it annoys me from a nostalgic perspective (I was a fan of the original series), I understand the whole 'times have changed' bit, so I enjoy it... or used to. Now, I'm annoyed with it again, because it made Lucy Lawless my favorite character. FINALLY, someone who STAYS DEAD!!! Jeebus, even the humans are coming back to life now, what the fuck! (Oh, sorry... what the frack!)

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Seriously, I'm not hoarding... this is just the first site I've ever been on that has this whole +1 -1 thing going on... most times it doesn't even register that I shoulda modded a comment. But many times, I shoulda. So some small paybacks.

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      lol, everyone likes to bitch when they have to play the Military's favourite game: Hurry up and Wait :P

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Journal comments are good... though I am not cheering for surge. I'd rather be going home in 36 days than getting 3000 bucks a month for three months extra.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Dude, I was down in the smoking area for most of the layover at Shannon... and the whole time I was like, "My gawd, I need to travel this country, this is frickin' beautiful!"

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      and I will never blink!

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      So what did you guys end up doing after the stole the loaf of bread?

      Start singing the song from Aladdin where he's being chased by the Palace Guards? Wouldn't surprise me after reading that story where you all quoted Ron Burgundy :P
      I'm just kidding.

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      how the hell are we crazy? we're just your average Michigander...living the dream

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      lol, fair enough. If you're actually interested in it, I'll go ahead and post what I've got so far in one document?

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      I'm going combat engineering..does that count as the dark side?

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      I will never blink!

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      yeah but it makes it easier to pick up chicks bro

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