retard_loser

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    • It's been a while

      8 years ago

      retard_loser

      hey, folks.... just decided how this site's holding up.... mkay :D

    • In MY Opinion; the best FPS of 2010

      8 years ago

      retard_loser

      The nominees are:
      Call of Duty Black Ops
      Battlefield Bad Company 2
      Medal of Honor
      Halo Reach

      Now this list isn't the best, seeing that I've only played Halo Reach at a friend's house and beat the campaign, and played a few death matches. And Medal of Honor I borrowed from a friend and ended up not beating it, played some multiplayer.

      Before I reveal the winner, lets dissect these games by each.

      Black Ops: This game had a very engaging storyline and of course, I am a HUGE fan of zombies. The multiplayer compared to Modern Warfare 2 seems to be improved, but at the sacrifice at a few glitches in the beginning for all systems and the PS3 and PC still somewhat suffer. This has caused so much besmirching of the black ops hype. In MY opinion, black ops met the hype for me, it's more than what i was hoping for, well i will admit i was expecting more than 2 traditional zombie maps. All in all black ops runs smoothly and i think deserves better attention and less criticism. It seems like all of a sudden everybody HATES this game, saying how it's a step below MW2, does anybody remember the One Man Army Cheat? Stopping Power? Death Streaks? Stack-able Killstreaks? Mass hysteria, MW2 seemed broken, while yes, black ops suffers some glitches, having angry fans labeling it "Unfinished", honestly, what game now a days doesn't need a repair or update? Especially online games that hold millions of players at a time.

      Battlefield Bad Company 2: While the Singleplayer may have not have been as crazy as Black Ops, it was still certainly A LOT of fun!!! The characters cracking jokes, gotta love Haggard and Sweetwater. While the singleplayer leaves out some of the more silly buddy comedy moments that BC1 had, it still delivers, feeling like a great blockbuster "movie" game. Now as for the multiplayer, The multiplayer is PHENOMENAL!!!! While it doesn't have a 2 team deathmatch like call of duty, halo, or medal of honor, it has some unique and nail biting moments, when you get kills in this game (especially with snipers) you feel accomplished, with call of duty it's like "wow... i got a kill" but with this, you'll find yourself saying "HOLY SHIT, I GOT THAT FUCKING SNIPER!!!" You have to arc your bullets and shoot ahead of a running enemy to get the correct shots, it's not like in call of duty or halo where it's just point and shoot, it's like real fucking life!

      Medal of Honor: I don't have much to say to this game other than "Really? ehmhmrmrm" as i said before i didn't finish the singleplayer and played very little of the multiplayer, it was made by most of the same people as bad company, and it shows, it didn't build enough, sure the single player shows some good military transition, but to be honest, it gets boring, it's not impressive, the most fun in singleplayer from what i played was sniping in these canyon like areas, with like a SUPER sniper, the multiplayer seems like a bc2 rip off with more attachments and a few different guns, altogether unimpressive.

      Halo Reach: Despite the fact that i only liked the first halo, i have played EVERY halo game, this one didn't seem to impress me, sure it had more forge options, and a new singleplayer take, but i just didn't feel attached to the characters as well, call me heartless, and the multiplayer never impressed me with halo, it always just seemed fun if you're playing with a few friends in split screen and just fucking around, i don't take it as seriously as call of duty or BC2, fire fight's alright, but i'd take zombies over aliens anyday.

      Well i don't think you have to be a genius to guess this right but my favorite FPS of the YEAR was..... BAD COMPANY 2!!!!!
      I still play this game, even more than Black Ops, not to say that black ops disappoints, or that i suck at call of duty, but bad company just seems more re playable, less predictable than call of duty, you get too used to the maps in call of duty, very linear, in Bad Company 2 it's wide open area, sure BC2 has the camp spots that everybody knows about like in CoD, but it has ones that not too many people know about. I really hate the fact that i'm broke; i could have gotten vietnam!!!!! i will once i get some spare cash :D

      (IN CLOSURE: REMEMBER!!! THESE ARE MY OPINIONS, IF YOU WERE A HALO FAN AND DIDN'T LIKE WHAT I HAD TO SAY, THAT'S OKAY, IT'S YOUR OPINION!!!)

    • My multiplayer idea for undead nightmare

      8 years ago

      retard_loser

      (posted on a forum on the official Social Club website for undead nightmare)
      @R* fudge YES!!! this is one of the most anticipated DLC packs EVER in my opinion, and the news gets better and better, one thing i hope will happen (and judging from a lot of the comments people won't argue with me) is zombie free roam, but i kinda want a little bit of an "odessy/ stick together survival twist" my idea: lets say you have a room of 8 people, then they're split into 4 groups (2 per group, duh), and each group is put on a corner of the map, one group starting out in Presidio, having to face of a horde with machine guns and cannons, then another one in escalera, fighting off the undead in the hill-like landscape and try to reach the end of the town to freedom, then another group starts out in gaptooth breach, in the mines, trying to drag the crate up (idk what the crate would contain, maybe the blunderbuss or maybe a lot of ammo, practically infinite) and the last group starting out in blackwater, trying to use the high ground to escape the undead and onto there horse to freedom!!! and have to face the undead pooling in the graveyard of blackwater. and then after each set of partners escape their town/hideout, the posse has to meet up at armadillo for the big finale (almost like left 4 dead if you will) with non-stop zombies, the finale could work out like this: one pair of guys must ride out of armadillo and try to find a GIGANTIC carriage, Armored with the four legendary undead mythical horses; war, death, famine and pestilence. that will hold all 8 of the posse members that can only be found at the mcfarline ranch, while the remaining 6 have to hold off the undead until the two return with the legendary carriage, and when they return, all members must pile in and ride to freedom, maybe that secret area might be of use, maybe a new edge of the map where it's clear skies from there on out. i know that it's WAY too far in development to even THINK about making a new gamemode, it's even done being developed, it's just hyping it up now, lol but it's a pretty extreme idea i think, and i also know that you may be thinking "well why doesn't the entire posse just meet up and take the carriage together instead of just two going alone" well... that's no fun, lol, plus the characters may suggest "aww that's just a legend who knows if it's real. we can't risk ALL of us getting killed for a possible myth!"

    • Undead Nightmare!

      8 years ago

      retard_loser

      As you can infer from my primary picture, I am PUMPED for the new Red Dead Redemption DLC: Undead Nightmare. If you know one thing about me it's that I FRIGGIN' LOVE ZOMBIES!!!!! Zombies make EVERYTHING BETTER.... EVERYTHING.... Look at Nazi Zombies, it's story that involves some detective work is AMAZING, much better than ANY CoD story in my opinion, characters so much more likable. But back to zombies in general, zombies really do dominate video game pop-culture, I can understand why some gamers feel overwhelmed by the zombie apocalypse, like Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising, Nazi Zombies, and now even Red Dead Redemption, but I must say that I have NO problem with zombies, just another cool thing to kill. Throughout the week artwork, screen shots and today on September, 30th, 2010 a teaser trailer for the upcoming Red Dead Redemption DLC: Undead Nightmare has been released, and let me say, I FEEL TEASED! I'm drooling for more zombie action. 10 dollars is much less than what it's worth in my opinion, i would go to say i'd pay 20, depending on the length of the campaign. Things announced for the DLC has been quite intriguing:
      New weapons (John Marston can be seen carrying a torch in one of the screen shots)
      New animals (that being zombie animals like the zombie bear featured in the teaser)
      Dynamic Moments (I'm not quite sure what this means, but it sounds cool)
      Mythical Creatures (Werewolf Saloons?)
      Multiplayer Modes (Maybe a Horde Survival co-op? Or a Humans vs Zombies Player Match?)
      New Gameplay Mechanics (RDR has some of the BEST mechanics yet, so I'd like to see how they cling more on)
      And a "secret location" (Perhaps a zombie cave, or an "all-zombie-and-creatures last stand"?
      In my next journal I will dissect what I think Undead Nightmare will include and a bit of a wish list.
      In the meantime: www.rockstargames.com/reddeadredemption/dlc/undead

    • 8 years ago

      retard_loser
    • FPS WAAAAAAAAR

      8 years ago

      retard_loser

      Okay, Reach is coming out in a little bit, and Black ops is coming out in mid-november, and i don't know or care when medal of honor comes out. Here's my two cents on each/ my comparison.
      Okay lets start out with the big brother of modern FPS's: Halo: I love and own, halo combat evolved, it's just an amazing story and starstunning gameplay for it's time, i never owned halo 2 but i played like 1/4 of the story at my friend's house and.. .meh, halo 3 i played all the way through with my friend at his house and while he went to sleep i decided to stay up and play the online multiplayer and... it got stale after two hours, i went into an MLG room on accident and i said to the guys this is my first night playing halo 3 and they're like "omfg, noooob, MLG = Major League Gaming, retard, we're going to pwn u lololololol" and i got like 2nd place in the entire match... the number 1 guy was the only one who was like "dudes, just stfu, let the kid play" seriously in my opinion the only good thing about halo 3's multiplayer was theater mode, so halo reach seems to have some upgrades: a jetpack, assassination options and new toys in general to play with and for that to make the game for me i have to replay with a nice motionless face : |
      Black ops: I was never really a huge Call of Duty fan until i tried MODERN WARFARE, then i was hooked, playing it night and day, loved the story, loved the multiplayer, i can still play it to this day, even the storymode. world at war came out, never got it, considered on getting it for nazi zombies then i'm like "well i'm not gonna pay 40-60 bucks just for an addon." so i continued playing modern warfare, then... modern warfare 2 came out, the story was still intense, had a new spec ops mode, and a multiplayer with millions playing it. The multiplayer got a LITTLE out of hand, though... one the problems with mw2 is that it catered to the noobs, which pissed me off, when infinity ward heard people complaining about how juggernaught is unfair, infinity ward though "hmm, how can we only give this to noobs.... but only for a short period of time" and they made death streaks, mw2, to put it bluntly is stale after you play it for 5 months straight, in fact i'm going to be selling it for 25 bucks today, that's really the best price i could get, after i beat my last spec op: war driving today i will get every achievement in the game MWAHAHAHAHA, back on task, but black ops... looks... like.... god.
      character
      customization
      and
      zombie
      mode
      confirmed!!!!!!!!!!!
      black ops is definitely getting my money, in fact i think i might get the prestige edition, i mean yeah the RC car will get everyone mad, but here's the thing... is it really as annoying as the chopper gunner? well that is kind of an unfair comparison, the rc car is a 3 kill streak and the chopper gunner is like 13 i think, idk. but it's still no where near as annoying as ANY of the death streaks, i MEAN SERIOUSLY i think they thought "okay lets take ALL of the REALLY annoying perks and only let the people who suck use it" even when they get the deathstreak they usually just die. but black ops is going to let noobs get PRACTICE rather than just get catered. it will have a practice mode with rooms with AI in it, which i like, like if my internet goes out or if i run out of Gold, i can still play a match, or just get some good practice in. that i like, treyarch seems that they actually LISTENED to the people rather than infinity ward just hearing complaints and just transforming the complaints ... it's still annoying. but yeah, zombies, gun game and character customization has me sold, black ops is my NUMBER 1 MOST anticipated game, even more than new vegas.
      and medal of honor.... never played any of them ,but i have played bad company 1 and 2 which was made by dice who is working on medal of honor... from the gameplay i've seen in medal of honor it looks just like MW2, the thing i LOVE about Bad Company 2 is that it practically relies on team work and tactics, while mw2 is just run and gun or camp, and parachuting is good. i'm not really interested with medal of honor... soooo, meh.
      alright, so you probably know my opinion ,,, i'm getting black ops and fuck everything else
      i mean YEAH, MW2 got stale after 5 months... halo 3 got stale after 2 hours, and black ops seems to be offering A LOT more than anyone expected, people who are all caught up with halo reach probably
      A) Never played a CoD game, which i used to be like, i used to think that Halo was the best, but i never tried CoD.
      B) They're living with the present and not thinking of the future, spending their hard earned pennies on whatever comes out first
      or
      C) Like the sci-fi rather than realistic aspects, or maybe the story, idk
      i really don't see how halo is so protected by fanboys, in my opinion CoD is so much better, more detailed, more realistic and most of all more fun, and once again... zombie mode and character customization... and don't even THINK about responding with "Infection" or w/e it's called in Halo 3.... that's not real zombies that's like you as a kid picking one of your friends to be the zombie giving him a toy sword and playing squirt guns zombies, nazi zombies, or commie zombies for black ops *lol* is the REAL DEAL, zombies who are zombies, not humans calling themselves "infected"

    • I have made a mistake/ I am an idiot...

      9 years ago

      retard_loser

      Well a few minutes ago I was in my Megaton home in Fallout 3, and i though "hey, what would happen if i killed Wadsworth, would he fight back?" so i fought him, and yes, he tried to set me and my doggie on fire. So i killed him with the Chinese Commander sword and thought "That was lame... alright time to load up BEFORE he died... *accidentally hits save instead of load and overwrites the auto-save of when wadsworth was alive* ... OOPS!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!" well it looks like i won't get any free purified water, haircuts in my megaton home or lame jokes... ah well... this journal goes out to Wadsworth....
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      You will be missed ;(

    • Burnin' a hole

      9 years ago

      retard_loser

      I have 1260 gamer points. my eyes are watering over Fallout 3 DLC... i have point lookout, and i love it, but i've heard that the other 3 aren't as good... so from other peoples experience, which other one should i get?

    • Games to look forward to!

      9 years ago

      retard_loser

      I <3 polls, so here's another one about another thing i like, video games, so i do adore polls about video games!
      In this one, we talk about the games set to release this year in 2012, my choice was a tough decision between Bioshock 2 and Brink, Bioshock is amazing!!!!! Now bioshock is going to put you in the big daddy for even longer and not to mention online multiplayer!!! Brink, brink is Fallout 3, Mirror's Edge, Team Fortress 2 and call of duty modern warfare combined, and the character customization reminds me of rock band for some reason. I honestly can't decide, so i'm going to put a special slot for both of them as a tie (hey, i'm the poll maker, i can cheat!) oh, and for a little taste of my personal life, i'm in love, and it's cool... magnums :D

    • fuck yeah

      9 years ago

      retard_loser

      www.l4dmods.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=296:the-passing-left-4-dead-2-dlc&catid=2:news&Itemid=13
      if this means that all of the l4d1 players are playable characters in all of the campaigns then double fuck yeah

  • Comments (2327)

    • urmom200

      9 years ago

      not gay, bisexual, I also got this hot girls number, :D

    • urmom200

      9 years ago

      meh, same old same old, did get this cute guys number :D.

    • urmom200

      9 years ago

      yooo, wassup bro?

    • Wolf_Soul

      9 years ago

      Hey.

    • deraj

      10 years ago

      but seriously... what the fuck bonnie... what the fuck...

    • deraj

      10 years ago

      specually since it took me a cracked article to find out bout that...

    • carbonel

      10 years ago

      Sorry. I think the stupid part of me was active as I wrote that. Excuse me.

    • deraj

      10 years ago

      *sigh* thanks for the compliment but it wont cheer me up... im back, if we can act like this never happened it would be nice... the site is addicting, i kinda went through this whole thing where i kept looking for the roosterteeth icon on my computer to only realize it five minutes after it happened and i got worn down... from a dude bugging me for 4 days that i should come back

    • deraj

      10 years ago

      you where kinda a douche at times dude... just calling them as i see them

    • deraj

      10 years ago

      so long dude nice knowin' ya

    • Slipknot_17

      10 years ago

      You don't have a phone, do you?
      With texting I mean.

    • deraj

      10 years ago

      not really, the point was a bunch of stories from crack.com.... not an actual thinking of kiss

    • deraj

      10 years ago

      completely missing the point.... but that is kinda an odd point....

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      Have you seen the Watchmen movie yet?

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      I'll say no more then, you might like the movie since you haven't read the graphic novel.

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      Have you read the Watchmen graphic novel?

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      Zack Snyder? He's directing the Watchmen, he also directed the remake of Dawn of the Dead and 300.

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      Haha lolz
      He can't mess it up any worse than Zack Snyder will the Watchmen.

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      Yup Deadpool is in it Ryan Raynolds is going to play him.

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      I'm ok, can't complain.

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      How are you today?

    • Ezzzy

      10 years ago

      havn't talked in a while.

    • Ezzzy

      10 years ago

      HI

    • retard_loser

      10 years ago

      In reply to Ozerbone, #-1:

      happy new year

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      Happy new year.

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      Merry Christmas ho ho ho!

    • Wolf_Spirit

      10 years ago

      It's me XxCrushedxX, and isn't it Christmas Eve?
      :D

    • Wolf_Spirit

      10 years ago

      Hello...

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      Hello...

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      exactly.....lol

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      wow...thanks ...alot.....but the weird thing is he said within the next 24 hours wen he sent me the message but im still here so wtf was he talking the next 24 hours

    • Ozerbone

      10 years ago

      Good way

    • DmanZ

      10 years ago

      lol.thanks... i was drunk as shit. i'll have to go read what i said.

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      nope..i havent

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      yes way!

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      omg no u did not just steal my word(kewl)....lol

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      that's nice to know

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      rapping presents

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      so..wats up

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      lol...thnx for the image comment

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      nothing much
      maybe planning on going bowling

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      lolz...

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      WTF?!?!
      Really?!?!

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      Sucks...
      >.<

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      Sup...
      ;D

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      hahahaha lol

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      of course

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      yeah seriously
      i didn't play for like two days and it said something about not existing anymore

    • gunfire

      10 years ago

      what does he do?

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      whoa!?!?! are you serious!?!? that's stupid! after two days of not playing, your character gets deleted

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