rvbismyhero

Female
from Lincoln, NE

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    • RANDOM

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      Things That Make Me Feel Older Than I Actually Am...

      My best friend since fifth grade is engaged.
      Full House and The Fresh Prince of Bell Air are on Nick at Nite.
      A good friend who is younger than me is leaving for grad school this summer.
      I'll be a senior in college in the fall...and therefore need to start thinking about a job.

      I'll probably add to this later on.

      Hope everybody is having a good day!

      ~Jordan

    • Be Cool...Listen to Me.

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      Hey anyone who happens to read this...be cool...listen to me.

      Go visit my friend Dropkick because he is bitchin', and not doing so hot recently.

      Make sure it's funny if you're trying to be funny.
      Make sure you're sincere if you're trying to be sincere.
      Make sure it's awesome if you're trying to be awesome.

      If you are not one of these things to him...I WILL hunt you down and it will NOT be pretty.

      I know there are other good things to be besides what I said...you get the point...don't be dumb about it.
      I don't have time for jackasses.

      ~Jordan

    • ...Sponsor...?

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      Soooo...lo and behold...I have one of those star dealys by my name now...
      (For those of you who don't speak stupid...that means an asterisk)

      And how did that happen, you might ask??
      I have No F*ing Clue!!!!! I've been meaning to do it for some time, and it magically appeared!!!

      If you did it...confess.
      If you know who did...rat them out.
      If I'm on crack...let me know.
      If you had chocolate-covered peas for dinner...you are crazy....and probably on crack as well.
      If this is some sort of conspiracy and I am on the brink of uncovering your evil plot ...
      uhhh...don't kill me. I promise I'll stop...

      Tell your friends!! I must know.

      ~Jordan

      P.S. Sin City comes out Friday and I'm completely psyched!!!
      Yes, that was entirely random and unrelated. But soooo happy!

    • St. Patrick's Day

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      Had an amazing time with one of my best friends in Kansas City, watched Boondock Saints, and pretended to have an Irish accent all night.
      I think we yelled "Fuck...Ass!!!" more times than anyone ever should.

      My favorite quote...from her fiance's roommate (he likes rvb, he's 25, it was his first time being drunk, and you could tell):

      "I am very aware of my eyeballs and eye sockets for the first time in my life."

      ~Jordan

      P.S. If anyone has other good drunk people/Boondock Saints quotes...comment them!!

    • I'm baaaaack!!

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      Read the title, dumbass. ;-)

      ~Jordan

    • Image

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      I didn't want to be a copycat...
      (oh, wait...that would require me to use the template "Got *insert random original thing here*?")
      and use it for my avatar...but check out my new image!!!!!

      It's BITCHIN!!!!

      Do it.

      ~Jordan

      EDIT:
      If you like Green Day...you MUST listen to THIS SONG because it is AWESOME. I didn't like it because it confused me at first (yes, I am easily confused)...but now I love it. It rocks. End of story.

    • Journal (...original, ain't it?)

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      This is my new journal...
      Isn't it PRETTY?!?!!?
      Wow...I'm bored...and not creative...all at the same time.
      Crazyness.

      Who else is bored out of their mind(s)?
      Or had their brains fried from one activity or the other (mine was school...unfortunately)?

      ~Jordan

    • Irony

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      It is approximately eight in the fucking morning and I haven't slept yet, so I decided to write a journal.

      I remember a couple days ago when I went to Best Buy (good place...makes people happy).
      Anyway, so they had the TV's that play the random shit by the music section and the movie section.
      The sound was off in the music section, and on in the movie section.
      I think I actually slapped myself on the forehead when I realized this. It made me sad.
      Damn horrible pop music and it's icons...
      To hell with you!!!!!!

      ~Jordan

      P.S. If you haven't read my last journal...you should...it's about my cousin and it's just one of those stories that makes you laugh.

    • Caught Off Guard

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      So my cousins Max and Erica were over today for Christmas Eve.
      My parents and I went to dinner with them, my aunt and uncle (their parents), and my grandma. I had just gotten back (I'm a horrible person and I had last-minute x-mas shopping to do) so I was getting stuff ready to wear for dinner...and out of nowhere, Max says "I want to see you change."
      He's six, by the way.
      I just kind of gave him this blank stare for a bit and was like "Wha....What??"
      Then I just started laughing, because it was totally weird and random and caught me completely off guard.
      So I just kind of brushed it off and went into the bathroom to change and didn't think of it until just now.
      Just thought I would share. lol

      ~Jordan

    • Insight at 2:20 in the morning

      14 years ago

      rvbismyhero

      Finals suck ass.
      Big, hairy ass (sorry if that was too graphic for anyone...lol).

      Not being able to get tired when you have two finals the next day is also very un-good.

      People need to learn when to shut the fuck up...and when to grow some balls and say what needs to be said no matter what the consequences.

      Everyone should get a chance at everything.
      But they don't.

      No one has the right to tell you they "know just how you feel" unless they actually do.
      If they say that anyway...please hit them for me. Hard. And square on the jaw.

      ~Jordan

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