sasukes

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    • snow ball soda

      11 years ago

      sasukes

      how to make snow ball soda i know you may think its goin to just turn to water in your soda but no it dont the snow ball sucks the soda intoo it im having it right now and the snow ball is good its like a food drink ill give it a 9/10 and dont use peed snow lol use good white snow ok how to make it you may ask

      you need a glass and soda and a snow ball

      and that's it i bet you know how to make it i think all of your brains can work "not to be mean"

    • a funny funny song

      11 years ago

      sasukes

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgNBbMX0uEU

      Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
      About me, about you
      About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
      About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
      Maybe below the cockles,
      Maybe in the sub cockle area,
      Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
      Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

      Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
      Im your average white, suburbanized slob
      I like football and porno and books about war
      I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
      My wife and my job, my kids and my car
      My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

      But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
      (oh no, no way, uh uh)
      No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
      (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
      I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
      While people behind me are going insane

      Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
      Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

      I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
      I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

      Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
      Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

      Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
      While handicapped people make handicapped faces

      Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
      Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

      Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
      Ranting and raving and carrying on
      Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
      Nah

      Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
      Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

      You know what Im gonna do
      Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
      Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
      And all leather cow interior
      And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
      And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
      Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
      Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
      In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
      And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
      Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
      And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
      And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
      You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
      2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
      Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
      They can have a big democracy cakewalk
      Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
      and it wont make a lick of difference
      Because weve got the bombs, OK?
      John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
      Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
      You know why,
      Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
      Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
      I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
      and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
      and drive down to Texas and say.....

      (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
      Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
      Im an asshole (hes an asshole.what an asshole)
      Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

      A-S-S-H-O-L-E
      Everybody
      A-S-S-H-O-L-E

      Im an asshole and Im proud of it

    • look at the head not the body the head!!

      11 years ago

      sasukes

      sasukes47420cd8857ea.jpg i think its real sick but what the hell is coming out of her head!!!!!!

    • i think saria7 is a spy like!!!!!!

      11 years ago

      sasukes

      everone on my friend list spys!!!!!!!!! XD

    • been long time

      11 years ago

      sasukes

      hey pplz anyways have a nice day

    • sry for being gone for long time

      11 years ago

      sasukes

      the other day was my bday oct 5 XD me be going again not long time tho cya me goin to take a chill pill too

    • new journal!!!!

      11 years ago

      sasukes

      Wow...Im bored yes....BORED lol i hope all of you have a very nice day pplz.I cant be happy.Because....I dont know.Anyways FREEDOM!!!!! XD.Im crazy hahahaha.
      SDStickDeath.gif funny.

    • nooooooooo school!!!! =(

      11 years ago

      sasukes

      next day i got school booooooooo this 100% sucks!!!!! =( wish school was never make any if i could go back in time and kill the ass holes y!!!!! o y!!! did school had to be made i know that its where ppl get smart but damn it i get so bored ever day at school!!!! =(

    • new journal!!!!

      11 years ago

      sasukes

      =( DJ cat is gone.... anyway im bored *hits head*


      y most the DJ cats go first!!!! =(


      im watching X-play and i have to say some of these games look good....

  • About Me

  • Comments (3554)

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      doing nothing but my brothing BEING A SON OF A LAZY ASS!

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      Amen to that.

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      What up?

    • Snowsaint

      11 years ago

      it got deleted but u got a new 1

    • Snowsaint

      11 years ago

      yea me 2

    • Snowsaint

      11 years ago

      yea wats up

    • Zizzilius

      11 years ago

      so?.. What's up,.. yeah, you are on Watch,.. Cause i think you can put realy cool pics,..

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      i want my milk duds!!!! I'm sad! Well aside from my brother taking my milk duds. How r u doing sasuke?

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      wow! that fucked up. my brother took my milkdud.

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      happy new year

    • LykenZealot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Thanks! smiley0.gif

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      u don't wanna know
      wat about u?

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      yup it isnt bad but i have to close tonight and i really hate closing well all i have to do is mop but i hate mopping lol

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      oooo i see lol i have my job for 1 1/2 weeks now i havent gottten paid yet so i get paid monday lol next monday and its going good though

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      oooo i see u work at school??? lol

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      tons better than i waz yesterday

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      i guess so

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      ooo and yea i probaly will where do u work i work at arbys lol

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      mmm
      yeah

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      thats awsome i wish i was getting a week off

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      im happy to lol y r u happy im happy because christmas is almost here

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      yeah
      true ^.^
      but when ever i get sometin from like any 1 no matter wat it is
      i'm just happy that i even got sometin and that some 1 waz even thinkin of me at the time

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      so what r u up to

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      well yeah naturally
      i'd rather spread christmas joy than hav a christmas
      but i'd at least like to hav 1 present JUST 1

      i'm mean seriously how would u feel if u didn't get a single pesent

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      mmm yeah
      i'm imagining not 1 present under the tree for me
      yea its all in my heart

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      well for me it is

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      no he isnt a ass he just making me work alot lol

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      other then my christmas got canceled
      same as always

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      lol so whats up we havent talk in awhile ive been busy because i got a job lol

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      i already thanked her and now im thinking u lol

    • firestar16

      11 years ago

      thanks Thanks Merry Christmas to you to smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • ItsReimu

      11 years ago

      thanks^^

    • Riku_kun35

      11 years ago

      Thankies?

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      waz up
      MERRY CHRISTMAS
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      hey send this banner to ever 1 u know and spread some christmas cheer to every 1 far and near ^.^

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      thank you

    • 9_tailed_pup

      11 years ago

      hi

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      wtf

    • LykenZealot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Yeah, thats a long time... O-o

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      way! well locked in the dead side of hell I have my milk duds! And no one ever gets bewteen me and my milk duds!

    • LykenZealot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Wow, yes it has! How long in fact?

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      tried

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      My fuckin brother is a snitch.

    • Nobitchess

      11 years ago

      fuck life!

    • saria7

      11 years ago

      still watching
      *evil laugh*

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      sure np ^.^

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      .....
      okay r u laghing about the journal comment or sometin else???????
      @.@ cause i'm not sure

    • Riku_kun35

      11 years ago

      later

    • Riku_kun35

      11 years ago

      Okie dokie

    • Riku_kun35

      11 years ago

      Im sowwy

    • Riku_kun35

      11 years ago

      Eh?

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