schmackers

Male
from South England

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    • Tile Barn

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      Hey
      This week went camping with the school :)
      the weather held out really well, the only time it rained was at night which was cool
      Me and my mate had a good time sneaking into girls tents at midnight (no further comment :p)
      Was good, loads of wandering around in forests but i got to know a whole load of people from school i didnt talk to much to before :)
      Havent been on RVB much latley but just to say im back, and im SCHMACK
      <3 <3 <3

    • March

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      Yo guys! havent been on much latley ince i got world of warcraft... I'm a lvl 11 warrior elf on the Kul Tiras Server. Ok, i know it sucks but hey.

      I also placed 3rd in my dance competition! i pretty pleased so thats been good.
      I also also have a virus thats been going round. Poor Me.

    • Happy Birthday to.........Me!

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      Hey Guys......MY birthday today. Got World of warcraft and other stuff. Got absolutly pwned at skool from the birthday bumps (13 whole hits!) Its been pretty good - i didnt mention it at school because of the embarasment when they start screamig happy birthday at you. No one noticed until 3rd period...

      I tried to log on at school today, make a journal entry etc. But guess what....Its been banned! I'm annoyed as hell.....Seriously. No wonder the I.T Teaher glares at me everytime i walk by....

    • OMFG! 28! OMG!

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      Wow....call me a n00b but...after like 5 hours of playing halo 2 i went from 25 in slayer to 28...im hapy :D And from 17 in Snipers to 21.....not bad....

    • Ways to annoy people...

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
      Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
      Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
      After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
      Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
      Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
      Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
      Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
      As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
      As people talk, smell their shoulders.
      Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
      Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
      Ask people what gender they are.
      Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
      Ask to "interface" with someone.
      Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
      At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
      At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
      At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
      At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
      At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
      Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
      Be "in conference" all the time.
      Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

    • XBL

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      MY XBL subsription runs out sometime in march, im trading over for w.o.w, after all this time im still only a level 27....tut tut tut. Level 28 SHALL be mine, anyways half term is over, back to school....good to see friends and crap but the lessons suck...

    • Half Term

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      Been having a good half term so far. I've been LaserQuesting with my neighbor and one of my friends from a different school. I was called Schmackers, My neighbor was ParadoxPie and my other friend was Plankton 1.5. I got my ass whooped first game - our team was 3 people less from the others so every corner i took i got gang raped - but the annoying thing was my friends were on the other team to me *sob*. Out of 26 people i came 19th! Rubbish i know....my 2 mates came 4th and 10th. Second game i had ParadoxPie camping (argghhh) and so he won the match, i came 4th and my other friend came 9th. It was Madass, afterwards we spent all our money on time crisis 3 ( its to damn addictive!)

      For valentines day i had one of my good lady friends over, we decided to go to the park ( as soon as we stepped out of the door it started raining! But that didnt stop us) We had a good talk and catchup and had a fun time....

    • New Year...New Ways

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      Ok, so we all had a good christmas, got drunk, partied, got a 360 (well, not me, it was a fantasy though.....) Here are some things you can do instead of marrying your xbox and living happily ever after in you basement.

      1. Go out, in the sun (yes the great outdoors) and prepare for the summer fun on its way.
      2.Do somthing creative, read a book, do a drawing etc.
      3. Get some new friends, when your tired of you primative OLD friends, go get some new ones. Simple.
      4.Make Money, buy 20 xbox 360's and make a halo tounament, the kids will love it.

      I dunno, that was just somthing to waste some time, but remember, you only live once, so......the morale of the story....is.....go do somthing wild and unexpected.

    • Sweet Website

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      Check out www.halobabies.com - it has loads of funny comics and images 2 do with halo (duh) i thought it was pretty cool, so you might to =D

    • Wahey

      12 years ago

      schmackers

      I got my first karma upgrade...sswweett....

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  • Comments (9)

    • Steve88

      11 years ago

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    • jonshon

      12 years ago

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    • schmackers

      12 years ago

      Hmm.....i should....but grace and technique isnt really my thing....my thing is charging in armed to the teeth with guns and grenades :D

    • Elmarco_Zero

      12 years ago

      using a sword is all about grace and technique, once you get the basics it's easy. you should try it some time!

    • quesadia

      12 years ago

      hey, i sent u friend request on live. i like playing halo 2 aswell. so maybe we could do a match some time.

    • anarchychief

      12 years ago

      yeah my friend watchs Top Gear all the time he told me about the car

    • s0opern3k0

      12 years ago

      Thanks for all the image comments... and the welcome!

    • TJ875

      12 years ago

      Thats a weimeraner right!? Wicked...i have 2, they are hard as nails but great dogs...
      Ya, no kidding. smiley0.gif

    • BrianKotarsk

      12 years ago

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