sexypotato

Male
from San Francisco, CA

  • Activity

    • Good web comics

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      Fun stuff

      vgcats.com/
      This guy dopes spoofs on video games, very fun for your hard-core gamer, or just your casual playa.

      www.little-gamers.com/
      These guys are funny as well as a great place to see whats goin on in the video game industry. With an archive of over a thousand comics, grab a soda, a big-ass pizza, and spend an entire day bein lazy with these guys.

      johnandjohn.nl/
      These guys are disgusting, crude, offencive, sex-fiends... but the'yre damn funny. NOT FOR KIDS OR PUSSIES.

      www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/index.php
      This one is for people of all ages who enjoy a good random moment now and then.

      thepiratebay.org/
      Heh... Oh those silly swedes.

      www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/chapter_1_honest_girls/index.html
      For those who enjoy a good ol' drama story with a touch of humor.

    • Could it be?

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      I currently have in my posession the entire Invader Zim series. This is by far the best show originally designed for middle-aged children, if not, all children ever. However, I must contain my increadible excitement or I will surely cause several tens upon tens of dollars worth of damage to my living quarters. I will not use all caps, I will not use "leetspeak", I will not use exlamation points, I will not use humor, I will not use sarcasm, I will not smoke ciggarettes, joints, mary jays, marijuanna, green hapiness, the magic dragon, or crack cocain, I will not use smileys, I will not be cute, I will not cuss, use dirty language, decribe pornagraphic acts, or slander anyone, I will not bake anything for anyone, I will not perfrom sexual or in any way perverted acts, but... I will say that Invader Zim is my Savior.

    • Man

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      Ya'know, I only make fun of the pope more now because I find it logical. Who thinks someone who is dead would care more about being made fun of than someone who is alive? I would rather people save their ridicule until I can't be there to hear it.

    • John paul.

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      The pope died today... well, I thought it was funny.

    • Subject: Fuck the man

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      FUCK THE MAN!

    • A quick joke... hehe

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."


      The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."


      "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."


      The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"


      On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.


      The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"


      "Yeah, my wife..."

    • Mo-Jokes!

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      Here are more diverse jokes this week:

      Black joke: What do you call two blacks on a bike?
      Organized crime.

      White joke: What do you call a gang of white guys?
      A dope ring!

      Mexican Joke: Why don't you see very many Mexicans in the Olympics?
      Every Mexican that can run jump and swim is already in America.

      Jew joke: How do jews celebrate christmas?
      By putting parking meters on the roof!

      Arab joke: Why is it easy to train the Arab air force?
      You only have to teach them to take off!

    • More jokes celebrating diversity!

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      Here are my diverse jokes this week:

      Black joke: Why are blacks getting stronger?
      TVs are getting bigger.

      White joke(Even though I'm white, this one remains my favorite joke): How many white guys does it take to screw a light bulb.
      One, white guys will screw anything!

      Mexican Joke: What do you call two Maxicans playing basketball?
      Juan on Juan.

      Jew joke: Why do jews have such big noses?
      Cause the air is free!

      Arab joke: When is the only time you can spit on an Arab womens face?
      When her Mustache is on fire!

    • New jokes

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      Every week (or less) I'm gonna put up a joke and if anyone likes it they can mod it. Though some are racist and offencive you must realize that there is a racist joke for every race, creed, and color, therefore these jokes are equal to all people. GET USED TO IT!
      Here's this weeks:
      Why aren't there any Wallmarts in Iraq?
      There's a Target on every corner!

    • "Sexy Tater Stew"

      14 years ago

      sexypotato

      Three pounds potatoes
      Eight cups of surgar (this can increase depending on how long you want the hyper sexiness to last)
      1 1/2 Gallons of hommade Sexiness, None of the store bought crap.
      Three cups of Brandy

      Put all this in your belly, regurgitate, and pan fry.

  • About Me

  • Comments (9)

    • aak2013

      14 years ago

      Cute Avatar.

    • Caboose32

      14 years ago

      hello joe......i call myself stupid but you can call me andrew...... ^_^

    • Guacamolly

      14 years ago

      sitting on puppies is not cool, NOT COOL.

    • MaraJade

      14 years ago

      Love the icon!!!!

    • the_n00b

      14 years ago

      nice jokes

    • Red_Iron_Man

      14 years ago

      nice pic

    • Dudebob

      14 years ago

      JESUSLAND ALL THE WAY!!!!

    • Stephen21236

      14 years ago

      Love your pic

    • ZombieKiller

      14 years ago

      MUFFIN! YOU ARE A SICK SICK MUFFIN!!!

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