sjudrum

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from Faber, VA

  • Activity

    • 8 years ago

      sjudrum
    • Backhand

      9 years ago

      sjudrum

      I sign on to see what has been happening in my absence, and the first thing I see is "Sign in now with your Facebook account."


      I puked a little in my own mouth.


      EDIT: This fucking website just asked me for twitter authentication.

    • Worries

      10 years ago

      sjudrum
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      Norman Thomas
      Socialist Party presidential candidate in every election from 1928 to 1948.


      “The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But under the name of Liberalism, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without knowing how it happened.â€Â



      Keep your eyes open, and don't accept anyone's words on faith alone.


      OPERATION NORTHWOODS

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    • Secrets

      10 years ago

      sjudrum

      Uh oh ...

      Someone just pocket-called me. His conversation with other people in the room was quite muffled, but I was able to make out a few clearly defined words and phrases.


      1.) "Twenty four"
      2.) "Hot-box"
      3.) "Double penetration"
      4.) "Strap-on"


      I am so incredibly curious right now. I shit you not.


      .

    • Truculency

      10 years ago

      sjudrum

      I just watched two large squirrels kill a smaller squirrel. It was one of the most brutal things I've ever seen. Far more so than any nature program I have ever watched. Seeing a lion take down a baby gazelle, by comparison, is a lot like being bludgeoned with a feather duster. At least that has some circle-of-life overtones.

      They didn't even eat the smaller one. They just tore it to shreds, and then left.

      I'll bet good money I'm going to have cute, fuzzy nightmares.



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    • Redacted

      11 years ago

      sjudrum

      I hereby formally retract any comments or statements I have ever or will ever render regarding any person or persons whom make the conscious choice to sacrifice valuable time to watch “The Office.â€Â

      I was wrong, and I am sorry.

      Even though it is by all definitions a capitalist remake of another already successful show, it still remains a shining example of what televised entertainment should be. The “Watch It Now†feature of Netflix allows me to observe my folly en masse at my leisure … which is nice.



      P. S. … I found a dead bat at work today. It’s now hanging on my wall.


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    • HEY! LOOK AT ME!

      11 years ago

      sjudrum

      I'm special. smiley0.gif



      EDIT: It's a shame this didn't happen during the Colon Chronicles.

    • Re: Designing Saturday

      11 years ago

      sjudrum

      Tiger was already hammered by 7:30pm, and was exhausted because "dem hoes kept [him] up all night," so I ended up making other plans.

      This is my disappointed face. I was really hoping to glean at least one good story from this city.


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      However, I did manage to solder my friend's laptop back to working order this morning. I'll take that as a small victory.

    • Designing Saturday

      11 years ago

      sjudrum

      On the docket for tomorrow night:


      I am hanging out/going out with “Tiger,†my neighbor from across the street. I usually use aliases for people I care about when posting here, but I don’t even actually know this guy’s name. He calls himself “Tiger,†his father calls himself “Tiny,†and everyone associated with them has an equally festive pseudonym.

      Tiger and Tiny both like me very much (I’m “good peopleâ€Â) but Tiger is perpetually visibly angry with me because I “gots all ‘dem bitches, but ain’t givin' [him] a piece.â€Â

      So ... Tiger and I are going to wreak some havoc tomorrow night. He also wanted to make sure I “ain’t afraid of new things†and “black, white, red, and oriental bitches†are acceptable.



      This is my nervous, yet eager face.


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  • Comments (684)

    • cheeser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

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      Merry Christmas!

    • quartermann

      8 years ago

      If by persistant you mean stalkerish, yes. smiley1.gif

      But yeah man. I'm sorta having to deal with changes in life here and there myself (as some of my more "recent" posts would say). I'm just trying to deal with things as I possibly can and move on.

      For the last time I'll be moving back "home" until I buy my own house here in Indy. Until then, I'm gonna be up in a small town boring myself to death!!! smiley0.gif

      Anyhow, good to hear from you man. You should post an update.

    • quartermann

      8 years ago

      Steve - you're logged on. SAY SOMETHING!!!

    • quartermann

      8 years ago

      Steve, you logged on. How goes it, sa??

    • cheeser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!

    • Larith

      8 years ago

      Yes it is huge, maybe that's why i'm having back problems...

    • cheeser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Hah! I hope you had a great weekend.

    • cheeser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      In reply to sjudrum:

      I meant 'em, even tho I suspected you wouldn't get them til later!

      So, until next year...
      Hope it's great!

    • cheeser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

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    • amber

      9 years ago

      +1 zing to you sir! see, dedication DOES pay off!

    • Djsoulglo

      9 years ago

      STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE I MEESES YOUUUU

    • amber

      10 years ago

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    • ValhallaKing

      10 years ago

      If you love Emily aka rue_morgue please click this link.

      Please Don't Leave RvB Emily !

    • SloeBombFizz

      10 years ago

      Nothing more than the darkened recesses of my mind. Perhaps your presence seemed commanding which led me to feel I was compelled to notice which in turn triggered my rebelious instincts to defy authority.

      Or maybe the word mother just seemed funny at the time.

    • SloeBombFizz

      10 years ago

      You're not my mother.

    • quartermann

      10 years ago

      In case you didn't see it... and I totally think you should do this in your own version:

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    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      10 years ago

      It's okay. That just means I have twice the amount of space to have my RvB friends over! :D

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      10 years ago

      *waves wildly*

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      I gotta be honest, that makes me a little disappointed in you...

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      Pretty much same old same old. How about yourself?

    • Lukie

      11 years ago

      Sweet and sour pork is what they call me.

    • Lukie

      11 years ago

      I miss you more than I can ever imagine. I love you.

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      Wait, I was doing that already...

    • Dropkick

      11 years ago

      Thanks STEVE-O. How those crackers been treating you lately?

    • lagmaster

      11 years ago

      Thanks!

      Yes, we have fathers day here too.

      Apparently you were featured user. grats...I guess!

    • Plazma

      11 years ago

      ahh i get it.. you ARE special!

      To bad you didn't stay in Tempe, I now live about 30 mins from Tempe.

    • LONS

      11 years ago

      congrats on being todays FU!!!

    • amber

      11 years ago

      ooooh, f.u. good job sir.

    • Jimmerz

      11 years ago

      Doood! You got FU! Aren't you just the prettiest girl in the world?

    • Ronduvok

      11 years ago

      Gratz on F.U.

    • EYVoom

      11 years ago

      Mazal Tov!

    • SloeBombFizz

      11 years ago

      Oh Steve! smiley2.gif

      It seems you're probably going to miss your very special day as FU bitch.
      It's a shame... I imagine you doing something groundbreaking with all the attention.

    • ownuhard93

      11 years ago

      congratz on fu

    • cml1983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      congrats on fu

    • SloeBombFizz

      11 years ago

      Things are good. Excluding the job I hate, of course.
      How can you say I post too much... I'm down to every 10 days or so since I got an XBox.
      You're crazy.

      n/m - that's old news.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      haha. it's rather good how that works out for me and the time differences between here and there.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      photos or it didn't happen. also, perhaps you should take a daily photo of tiger, and document how much he moves....or doesn't move.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      so whatever happened to tiger? tell me more.


      also, i can still bend down to do my laces. the day that i can't...THEN i'll resort to velco.

    • amber

      11 years ago

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    • cheeser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Seriously, what are you doing?
      Hope you are well.
      And not editing porn.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      dear steve,
      i love you.
      smiley12.gif a.

    • Gummo

      11 years ago

      You are a God among men.

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      11 years ago

      I'm back, I'm back! I'm so sorry!

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      It's burned into my memory smiley4.gif ...

    • Jelina

      11 years ago

      LMAO! Well, you never call, you never write! How are you supposed to know all my shit?!

      *hug*

    • Milady

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the welcome! I'm glad you liked my art :D

    • johnnybadass

      11 years ago

      I LOVE MY PINK!!!

      =c

    • SloeBombFizz

      11 years ago

      In that outfit... every scene is a homo-erotic situation.

      And I wouldn't have it any other way.

    • supergirl

      11 years ago


      LOL
      Nooo!!!
      I'm Just Joshing =P

      So How Was Your Day ??

    • wingnut80

      11 years ago

      just getting tattooed for fun. i've wanted work from this guy for a long time.

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