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    • Why Me part 2: The Door.

      11 years ago

      skellboy1234

      6:00am: Wake up
      6:10am: Proud to discover that banging noise has now stopped. Not so proud to discover my front door has been smashed.
      6:30am: Try to fix door with homemade staple gun.
      6:40am: Asked myself why I would accually need a staple gun to fix a door.
      7:00am: Gave up and called the home repair guy, said he would be at my house in 5 mins.
      12:00 pm:Home rapair guy still hasn't shown up.
      1:00pm:Give up waiting and go down to the DIY store
      1:20pm: After looking at about 20 different brands of hinges i get one of each.
      2:00pm: Get home, looked at door. Turns out I need 2 of the same kind of hinge. Hit head in frustration.
      3:00pm: Go back to DIY store and get another hinge.
      6:00pm: Try to work out what various chinese symbols mean when reading instructions, end up putting door in upside down.
      6:30pm: Door falls down .
      8:00pm: Home rapair guy turns up, much swearing insures.
      8:20pm: Door fixed properly.
      9:00pm: Go to sleep.
      12:00pm: Wake up to banging noise at front door.

    • Why me?

      11 years ago

      skellboy1234

      4:00am- I woke up to the sound of my front door knocking.
      4:05am- After a few minutes of struggling i finally managed to get off my fat bum and go to the front door.
      4:06am- Opened the front door to find nothing there. Tried to figure out if i was on crack. Went back to bed.
      6:00am- Woke up to more banging. Went back to door to investigate, but again found thin air.
      7:00am- after investigating since 6, i accepted the noise as normal and played Led Zeppelin on full volume.
      7:07am- Following the end of "stairway to heaven" i heard even more banging on the door, this time, when i opened it, it was two policemen.
      7:15am- arrested for being a public desturbance and thrown into the back of a pattywagon.
      8:00am- arrived at police station, taken to interrogation room.
      8:08am- when the interrogater finally shut his gob, i apologized and left the police station.
      8:53am- arrived home went back to sleep.
      9:00am- heard banging again, contemplated suicide.
      10:00am- Opened my front door to find a kid running down the road, tried to follow but too drunk to run.
      11:00am- Made an early lunch and thought about the different ways i could kill myself.
      11:30am- had brainwave.
      12:30pm- after working out that they didn't serve THAT much alchohol at bars anymore i went back home.
      1:00pm- heard more banging at the door.
      1:10pm- opened the door and found a burning bag, stepped on bag while wearing brand new italian imported shoes.
      1:11pm- found out that it wasn't such a good idea to do that. Wiped crap off shoe.
      1:30pm- saw same kid running down road after another banging episode
      2:00pm- finally got to car and turned key. Figured out my garage door opener didn't double as a car key.
      4:00pm- after using all types of house keys while trying to start car, gave up and smashed dashboard.
      4:01pm- learned that my car security system blasted out 50,000 volts if any intruders tried to hotwire the car.
      4:02pm- thought the shocking sensation tickeled, tried again.
      4:03pm- Figured out what the meaning of life was after god appeared in a vision.
      4:30pm- went out and tried the "xtremely spicy tacos" at the taco joint just like god had told me.
      5:00pm- went home feeling sorry for myself after dunking head in public toilets to rid the burning in my mouth.
      5:30pm- saw kid again. Will this jerkoff NEVER give up???
      6:00pm- Tried to read a book while ignoring banging noises.
      6:20pm- After taking 6 asprin to cure headache, went to door and found the burning paper bag again.
      6:23pm- decided it wouldn't be smart to step on it again so picked up the bag.
      7:00pm- still trying to get burn marks off my hands.
      10:00pm- got to sleep after an hour of listning to led zeppilen on my ipod and 2 hours to get ringing out of head.
      4:00am- woke up to strange banging noise at front door.

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  • Comments (11)

    • darthmangoes

      10 years ago

      I'm bored :P

    • darthmangoes

      11 years ago

      good bye somebody sent a permanant ban request so i might be gone but if you want to email me my email is darthmangoes@yahoo.com nice knowing you

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      11 years ago

      well, I learned something today. Wow. Brainwave...interesting!

    • darthmangoes

      11 years ago

      i got anotherr idea for the story: 4:01i hear another banging 4:04 try to ignore and get some damn sleep 4:08 fall into a deep sleep 5:00 wake up after i hear a large bang on the door 5:03 open the door 5:06 fat police man talking about kid abuse 5:07 i said "but i didnt do anything to that kid" "the kid said you did" 5:09 got arrested 6:00 i finally convince the fat policeman to let me go 6:03i get home 6:05 i lock the door and put a fence near my house so that kid would just get the hell away 6:07 i watch a movie 8:20 i listen to some led zepplin 8:30 i go take a dump 8:40 i watch tv for hours 1:00 i go to bed 2:00 i wake up and hear footsteps......IT WAS A MURDERER 2:03 i hide 2:04 murderer is looking for me 2:05 i tackle him from behind 2:07 i grab a knife from the kitchen and threaten him 2:09 he runs out of my house etc. etc. that is what i have so far

    • darthmangoes

      11 years ago

      yeah they are total dickheads xbox and xbox 360 pwns wii.wii sucks

    • darthmangoes

      11 years ago

      ok we could make another story. CHEERS i finally get my karma raised! lol

    • darthmangoes

      11 years ago

      wow! my ideas were used! thanks for using some of my story ideas man i think of it as a compliment! nice story by the way

    • ATLbraves

      11 years ago

      Its...different?

    • contractor

      11 years ago

      Welcome to the site. Hope you like it.

      The criteria for staff awards are known only to the staff. I got mine for sending Jason a copy of the photo-op I took with him and Dan at Oni-Con 2005.

      Never ask for staff awards - you probably won't get one and there's a chance they might give you an 'X' instead.

    • heatflames

      11 years ago

      i sent request all u do is click1 new request
      then press accept

    • darthmangoes

      11 years ago

      hey dude nice story after the guy shut his gob i apoligized rofl XD i love it. i made this idea to continue the story 11:00 am making breakfeast 11:20 after i ate it i heard ANOTHER BANGING on my door i open it nothing there 11:50 i open the door again after hearing it again and step out and there is a bag of shit burnt on fire 12:00 i wipe the crap out of my shoe 12:30 i watch tv and get pissed at a kid yelling at me in spanish 1:00 i cant take it anymore i piss out my window at him 1:00 kid jumps out at me 12:01 i pick him up and throw him out my window 12:02 grab hot suace while kid is recovering and i jab it in his mouth etc. etc. thats all i got

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