skinny_kyle

Male
from Sydney

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    • Hey, Ho,

      11 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      Lets go. Over there. For no apparent reason.


      On with the story!
      What's been up in internets land lately? I haven't had a chance to have a poke around for about a month because of the evils of having a job. Yeah, out of the last six weeks I've worked 4 of the weekends and only finished before 7 once. Bleuch.

      I'm going to try to start going the alert rapes (oooh my poor anus) that you all have been so kind to leave me so please be patient and I'll leave random unfunny comments with each and every one of you as soon as I can.



      Oh, two final things. I started watching Full Metal Alchemist this week (I'm now up to ep 32) and can tell why certain Melbournites are obsessed with is. I also went to the NOFX show a few weeks ago and got my Ramones shirt stretched like something not very stretchy. It now reaches my knees which is rather anti-good.


    • Just 'caus I can

      11 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      This was by far the funniest thing I'd seen in a whileso being a carer and a sharer I thought I'd show it with all of you, the weirdos of the world.

      ihasabucketrp3.jpg
      theybestealinmybucketseij5.jpg


      Also, this is rather good.

    • Howzit?

      11 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      Hey dudes, dudettes and Eddie Izzard. How are we all?

      I just thought I'd let you all know about something completely unexciting that happened to me today. I was in Borders today stocking up on...things... and picked up the CD by The Fratellis which I'd been wanting to get. It was only after I got home that I found out that this CD shouldn't be on the shelves for another 7 days.

      Oh yeah.

      That's about it really. Not really exiting but just thought I'd annoy you all with that useless fact. Ha! Try getting those braincells back y'all.

    • It hungers.....

      11 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      I have no idea what 'It' is or what 'It' hungers for, but that's a story for another time.


      So peoples! I just thought that I'd pass along the happy news that I still live after going to the Big Day Out and had an awesome time. For those who don't know the Sydney big day out is probably the biggest youth event in the southern hemisphere. About 50,000 people I think which sold out in 12 hours.Kah-razy. Anyways, I saw peoples with noise makers and people with funny hair cuts. Yes, a fun time was had by all. And by 'all' i mean me, because I make up roughly 94% of all that is important in the universe.

      For all those Melbournites going out for as long as the day is big I shall now tell you now who you have to see and who you should never -under any circumstances- see or I'll have to confiscate your thumbs and elbows.
      - Laura Imbrulia. Sounds folksy on the radio but she played punk songs and provided much lulz all round. And she's only about two feet tall so her guitar looks comical.
      -Sick Puppies. I'd never heard of these guys before but nothing else was on so I wend to have a gander and I must say wow. These guys were some of the best of the day.
      O Rly?
      Ya Rly.
      No Wai!
      Srsly.
      Go see them now, even if they aren't playing. Stalk them to their hotel and have a perv, whatever it takes. They played some awesome rock and the only version of "Say My Name" by Generic Screaming Black Chick I can listen to without my ear 'oles bleeding in a bad way. They had this obsession with "free hugs" which I didn't get until I saw this. This song blows chunks recorded, so I don't know if they are just super-mega-awesome live and suck in the studio or if this is a one off crap song. Any ways I just remembered that I was there when they filmed this and thought they were a bunch of weirdos. I still stand by my previous statement. Any way the bass player in Sick Puppies is super spunky lady-type who really goes town on the bass.

      I think I went on a little long there. I know the attention span of my massive, massive humongous number of readers is right up there in the amount of time it takes to answer the question "Do you Want Cake?"

      -The Spazzys. More of a pub punk band so didn't do too well in a stadium. Half way through the brought out Khamal do do a sing along which was fun.

      -My Chemical Romance. Oh. My. Fucking. God. THEY SUCKED SOOOO MUCH COCK it wasn't funny even in the 'why the hell am I here' sense. My flat mate dragged me along using the old "they'll be better live" line. HE LIES! And because of this he has to keep up his end of the bargain. What is it I hear you ask? I get to surgically implant him with ovaries and punch him in said organs. Oh yes, revenge is sweet.
      Because of said emoness I missed 3 greats bands that really impressed me in the passed. Faker, TZU and the Vines.

      I am not too happy about this I can tell you.

      OK, home stretch now.

      -The Killers. Another great live band. I wasn't too impressed with their first album and their second serve won me over a bit but I still wouldn't have counted myself among the people who would say the liked them. Yay being indifferent! That was until their performance and it was impressive. Mr Killer (as the generic front man is know to his friends) is a excellent live performer. Here endeth the lesson.

      -Muse. Again, not really a fan but they have a good live show and recommended viewing. Their mosh pit though was death on wheels mainly due to the wankers there. I hate to be the one to break it to you people but if you're a fan of too and muse you have a 25% higher chance of being a complete dick. I know there are some good 'uns out there too but seriously. More likely to be a dick.
      On the upside I got to crowd surf 20 meters out of Muse at the end of Supermassiveblackhole and lo, the skinny one enjoyed it so and decreed thal all should try it unless you're a fat fucker who kicks people in the head.

      And finally,
      -Violent Femmes. This is where the stoners, oldies and people who don't like Tool ended up and they were some of the most fun of the night. Sure they were fairly long in the tooth (they did the first Big Day Out 15 years ago with Nirvana) but they put on one hell of a gig. If When you see them keep your eye on the drummer with ADD any you'll have a ball.



      I would post pics but my camera got water damage in the mosh pits so I don't know if any turned out yet. Seriously, it was so humid in there that my fingers went pruney and I looked like a drowned rat.

      One More Thing: Fat dude + sweat + hairy back + mosh pit + my face = Sad skinny freak.

    • Hurrah for Living!

      12 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      I tend to make a habit of living. Breathing too, I've gotten quite good at that.

      So, how fares yous all? I'm awesome, in case you're wondering. Aside from the soon-to-be lack of money. At work they're changing the pay from fortnightly to monthly. And what does that mean to us plebs? Four weeks to live on two week's pay.
      Bleuch.

      Oh, and in other more exciting...wait, interesting....no, how about just boring tid-bits of olds. Anyways there's a dude near where I live who I call (read: say it to myself in my head) foul Ole Ron because he's some possibly homeless guy who wonders around the streets muttering to himself. I find this amusing for no particular reason because he's having a better time that any of us. I know if I had the insane-o certificate I would wander the streets having a good old time chatting to myself. Oh, wait, I do that already.

      Note to self, piece of paper saying that I'm NOT insane.
      N.B. Not valid if signed by the potato king.

      Also, the thing happened. You know, the thing! The thing done by the guy at the place at the time! Geez, you guys know nuffin bout nuffin.

    • A shiney Devo power hat for me...

      12 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      Gar! Wha! Fgizzle!

      Those commie pinko camp bastards who do the RvB comic have been stealing parts of my last journal!

      Maybe if I get my tin foil hat out of the cupboard they'll stop stealing my brainwaves....

    • Sooooo, yeah

      12 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      I know I said I'd put up some pictures but I.....didn't.... because of......doing things.......

      Yeah, that bought me some time.



      So I'm at work having a super happy fun time. One of the 4 tech support guys is on holidays still and one of the other ones doesn't answer calls. He's 'busy' doing important things. Thinking the big thoughts or some such. Techie number 3 sent me a text message at 4:50 this morning saying he was sick.

      What?! I hear you ask.

      Yeah, ten to smegging five in the aye-em. And I was the only one to get the message. A dude ten years younger than him. Not his supervisor. No idea why he felt he needed to wake me up an our and a half before my alarm to tell me this.
      So I rock on up to work at 8am to do the early shift after doing the weekend and start doin my thing, you know, pottering around the intarwebs and such. Only later do I realise that 'ol Sickie Mc Faker is meant to be on the late shift. Grr I thought then immediately followed it up with fuckit.
      It then gets to 5pm, end of the 9 hour shift as the only techie mentally there and the owner rocks on up the the tech tables doing the old "Hey guys, we need someone to cover the late shift, any volunteers?" me, being the witty powerhouse I am answered with what I tought was the unbeatable response of "Gah...Wha?". I thought I had won that round when Old Mate (techie 2) unleashed his deafening power move, his ace of spades up the sleave, his 3rd funny phrase, He pulled the almighty "I have other stuff planned" "Nooooooooooo!" I screamed while flinging my faeces at the window (I had now regressed to of those hilarious monkeys at the zoo).
      "So, how about you?" Was Jabba The Boss's reply
      "Yeah, righteo". I was defeated, humiliated and very smelly from the excrement throwing earlier.

      Only then did it dawn on me that I would be doing a 12 hour shift as the only person answering the Tech Support, Sales, Reception and half of the Accounting calls for 12 FUCKING HOURS STRAIGHT! But wait I thought... it gets better.... I WAS THE ONLY ONE ANSWERING THE CALLS SINCE FRIDAY!!

      So, I thought to myself, I get paid receptionist wages the keep the internet working for over 6,000 people. Maybe I should get some sort of pay rise? My hope is then dashed upon the rocky shore of 'Fuck You Skinny Dude' land. Why I hear you ask? the paymaster is a Jew in every sense of the ham-free word. Now I'm not one to stereotype, oh wait, yeah I am. Anyways the moral of this story is that she can't eat pork and goes into physical pain if she has to refund a customer any money.

      Moral of the story: Working in tech support makes you believe that everyone is an utter bastard who's parents must have been cousins at the very least.

      case and point: The guy I'm talking to right now. It's taken me a full 4 minutes to explain what a 'right click' is.

      I really should stop with the long and boring emo journals. Dear diary.....

    • Home Towns

      12 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      So I went home (read: the sticks. Think banjos and 'not liken them funny talkin foreigners' and you're half there) for Christmas and boy was it...there....

      So mum and dad don't live in the hose I grew up in any more and it has fewer bedrooms so its a case of 'whoever gets home first gets a better room'. I was last, and because of this I got the crummy room. How crummy I hear you ask? It was the tool room out the back with my bed on two saw-horses and an old door. Yeah. Saw-horses and a door.

      So the town I grew up in was pretty much designed by drunks for drunks. The roads are as wide as a 3 lane road in Sydney and that's just the side streets. And public transport? Who needs it when you can walk from one side of town all the way to the other in 25 minutes?! Scared of being run over at 2am because you think the dotted line on the road means "Walk here"? never fear my inebriated friend because there are only 2 cars on the road in the entire town. One being the free taxi from one of the 8 pubs and the other being the designated driver ferrying people from pubs to parties. Oh what fun!

      So yeah, I'm not a big drinker and found the whole thing rather boring. Shut up, I know I'm a snob.

      So yeahs, I'd only been away from the town for a year and nobody recognised me. i'm not talking 'some guy who I met once can't remember my name' kind of forgetful. I'm talking I had to show someone I went to school with for 4 years my drivers lisence before they would believe who I was.
      Crazy.

      There are two types of people in this town: Red necks and stupid people. Anyone who isn't firmly in one of these has packed up and left as soon as possible. Here's a little story to demonstrate my point: I walked into the pub on boxing day because it was free beer and 3 red necks laughed at me because I was wearing a T-shirt with The Clash on it and my waistcoat with my red cons. One called me a hippie. Enter Condobolinite type two: "Awww man, I like your style. I've never seen clothes like that before." Never seen clothes like this before?! I've got a photo of my dad wearing the exact same waistcoat 25 years ago. So yeah, I was famous by the end of the week I was there. I ended up hanging out with my older brother's friends while I was there because they were about the only people who wouldn't be called 'border-line retarded' in the outside world.

      Oh, I hasten to add that as much as it my seem like it from my un-funny rant I do love that shit-hole. It's got such a 'home' vibe for me I can't hate it. I'll try to put pictures up later.


      And just for Phoenix: MAPS!. And yes, that is Murda State Forrest next to the town. And yes we went out there for school and yes everyone out there spells it M-U-R-D-E-R.

      Oh, and pan right to see the town of Bogan Gate. No, seriously.

    • I prayed to the Whinging Gods

      12 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      And Lo! My prayers were answered. Not 3 days after I had my emo cry about no clothing did a package arrive for me directly from Texas.Or as I like to call it, Texas. I am now the owner of a shiny new Sarge shirt, a somewhat used You lied To me shirt and the button pack, one of which has the sharpest edges known to mankind. No more will I have to run around the streets naked!

      In other news the company Christmas party is tonight and the boss is getting a bunch of Harleys to take us to a chineese resteraunt at Centre point tower with free booze. This from a company that is too tight to pay the only person who works on public holidays double time. Yeah, I be confused too.

      Oh, and tomorrow I go home for a week. People in Australia may know it as the town where Shannon Knoll, Australia's winning looser and all round toss-bag is from. Your pity is much appreciated. I mean really, who sings a song where the opening lines are "I've got a car, a big black shiny car"? man do I hate him.
      While I'm home I don't know if I'll be able to get on very much because there are no internets out Condobolin way.
      They have only one net.
      And it severely lacks in the inter department.
      And it smells funny.

      Oh, and check out The Show. I started watching it this morning and it seriously brings the lulz

    • I'm starting to get a bit pissy

      12 years ago

      skinny_kyle

      So yeah, i ordered some RvB shirts a while ago (Now 1 day shy of the month mark) and I still haven't got any new torso-wear to show for it.


      Its enough to drive a dude to emo.

  • About Me

  • Comments (415)

    • MineIsAnEvil

      10 years ago

      Are you dead?

      =/

    • canon_fodder

      11 years ago

      howdy oh foreign traveller of rather built up lands... may your whacking stick bring you peace and whacking in the after life... life.....

    • MineIsAnEvil

      11 years ago

      *pokes*

    • MineIsAnEvil

      11 years ago

      you. Skinny one. Come back and entertain me...

    • wtpb

      11 years ago

      OMG that made me laugh

    • Phoenix

      11 years ago

      My server is down, hence no pics :-/

      I'll let you know when I get it back up...

    • canon_fodder

      11 years ago

      YOU EAT PEOPLES! so nur!

    • canon_fodder

      11 years ago

      at least... I'M NOT FAT!

    • canon_fodder

      11 years ago

      just so you know... you are fat!

      so there *sticks tongue out*

    • Glod

      11 years ago

      ....

      ret...

      *WARNING: *bzzt *

    • luggagegirl

      11 years ago

      Oh no, I don't think I make everyone cry and want to wash their hands. I think that's just you because I like Tool and Muse. smiley0.gif Or... wait... maybe everyone does think like that! smiley3.gif *is suddenly paranoid*

      "They're after me!!"
      "My boyfirend's shagging other people behind my back!!!"
      "ARGH!!!! Does my BUM look big in this?! It does doesn't it!!!!! Oh I KNEW it, you're just saying it doesn't. But it does." *is overcome with hysterics brought on by built up paranoia*

      There that's better.

    • Phoenix

      11 years ago

      Indeed... I think it would just be much better to win the lottery...

    • Phoenix

      11 years ago

      Haha, glad I could give you a laugh ;)

      I think work is worse than crack :P

    • Phoenix

      11 years ago

      Plans like a sound ;)

    • Phoenix

      11 years ago

      I know what that is... I have no desire to look it up...

    • Phoenix

      11 years ago

      What.... The... Hell...?

      Srsly...

      O_o?

    • Phoenix

      11 years ago

      I don't see how that is a robery... Nothing was taken :-S

    • Phoenix

      11 years ago

      Thats okay, mate. Anytime ;)

    • Phoenix

      11 years ago

      They are called 'Breasts'... You don't want to hurt their feelings...

    • DarkKeeper

      11 years ago

      Well that wasnt very smart of was it? lol

    • DarkKeeper

      11 years ago

      But your journal says your quite good at breathing....Did you lose your certificate?

    • Wolfmother

      11 years ago

      Tool. MUST-SEE-THEM!
      TZU rocked the house.
      The Vines were surprisingly good.
      Muse were good, as always.
      Jet weren't all that great.
      The Killers were OK.
      ....

    • Wolfmother

      12 years ago

      LOLs.

      High-flyer I wish. $180 return flight isn't bad, and I piad for the tickets ages ago.

      But I will be a poor poor boy come Monday, but it's all worth it.

    • MineIsAnEvil

      12 years ago

      NNNOOOOOOO...i knew you were going to do that.....

      ah well, just as well they all as too scared of me to believe you...ill just deny it ever happened...my minions will believe me.....or face my wrath...

      and you are now officially on top of the to annhialate list....thats a very special place indeed...

      just as well the small fact that i didnt actually buy my bdo ticket it was given to me means that all that money i would have otherwise spent on it i can now spend on destroying you

      oohhh, this will be fun....

    • canon_fodder

      12 years ago

      DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE IN HELL!

      skinny!

    • canon_fodder

      12 years ago

      *tries to get past all the spyware and virii on his windows side - Fails*

    • canon_fodder

      12 years ago

      LOL.... did you find that comic through QC?

    • MineIsAnEvil

      12 years ago

      there is no plus one sorry, so i gave you a plus one cool instead

      accept my appology for the mean foul ole ron comment?

      and ok....you can be slightly afeared...

      and possibly even admired or respected...

      these beat the ass out of cunfused...

      but i didnt tell you ok?..we cant have other people thinking im a softy, or else my evil plans will never work

    • espollard

      12 years ago

      its wife, singular, and mind those bushes they have spiders in them.
      When you get thirsty just call ou tand i'll bring you some lemonade! smiley8.gif

    • Garand

      12 years ago

      AND ITS ORANGE!!!

    • espollard

      12 years ago

      hehe
      Wifey is just because my wonderful spouse prefers net anominity (yes i cant spel)

    • feyd1

      12 years ago

      Lol, hope they don't stuff up the american version. Season two should be starting shortly over here.

    • feyd1

      12 years ago

      Ah, progressing towards a habiable domicile would be a more accurate description. I am now on RvB in the RvB themed guest room...

    • feyd1

      12 years ago

      Nah, just the discworld thread...

    • Glod

      12 years ago

      Siiigh. This is what I get for attempting to be nice and translate for a friend showing my willingness to participate in their strange foreign language: ridiculed.

      FIINE, Doona then. But while i'm here i'll just point out the inherent cretinism in that word, and scoff at your belief that a person originating from a country with a word like Doona has any right to call anyone else a cretin.

      So there. smiley5.gif

      Post edited 1/08/07 5:08AM

    • Gecko_12

      12 years ago

      hehe i wonder what her real name is

    • Garand

      12 years ago

      *adds Skinny_Kyle to a list*

    • MineIsAnEvil

      12 years ago


      Oh, no, men like that are perfectly fine, it is the men in the pretty blue costumes with shiney buttons a girl like yourelf has to be careful of =)

    • MineIsAnEvil

      12 years ago


      im just letting you know, purty young lass like yourself, just be careful of those big lads, they are like to get a might rowdey around a lass such as yourself.

      The wiles always works well though! smiley8.gif

    • MineIsAnEvil

      12 years ago

      hahaha

      i knew it

      too bad in order to get to the carribean you have to swim a long way and will probably die by shark or something....


      ...the skirts get really heavy when they are wet...

      just a warning! smiley0.gif

    • MineIsAnEvil

      12 years ago

      hahahaha

      you are just jealous of my wizened old pirate wench ways

    • Phoenix

      12 years ago

      Haha, it's even better when you don't have electricity to run air-cons in the first place ;)

    • Phoenix

      12 years ago

      Yeh, no mobile for 5 days over christmas did suck... And no air-con is always a plus, too :-S

    • Phoenix

      12 years ago

      At quorn television does not exist... And i got very ill... So I spent most of the time in bed, which actually DID help time go faster :-S

    • Phoenix

      12 years ago

      Gross...

      Nah, they are okay places to visit... But I don't like being there for longer than it takes to drive there :-/

    • Phoenix

      12 years ago

      It smells like crushed ants... I have no desire to get within 500 feet of the stuff...

      Quron has blacks... which you have to rake... Golfing there is fun :-S

    • Phoenix

      12 years ago

      Question. The golf course... Does it have greens or blacks?

      I should show you some aerials of places I used to live, last one didn't even had a golf course... Just a pub and three roadhouses :-S

      I don't mind the Banana's, but the black jellybeans are DETH :-S

      We could throw them into a sea of black jelly beans and sarsparella...

    • Phoenix

      12 years ago

      And it will be so, Miss Cleo. All the worlds doubters will be cast into a pit of snakes...

      I doubt we would get away with real snakes, so it will probably be Allens lolly snakes... Which might defeat the purpose of the activity... Maybe I should think this through a little more... :-/

    • Phoenix

      12 years ago

      Miss Cleo?

      Well, okay... Miss Cleo

      Should I spead the word of your forcasting greatness?

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