smetcalf

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from Palo Alto, CA

  • Activity

    • Um

      10 years ago

      smetcalf

      Holy crap. I live in Minnesota now.

      I don't know how I feel about this.

    • Crapdown

      10 years ago

      smetcalf

      So I've played a few hours of Saint's Row 2 this afternoon. It's not too bad (kind of would have liked to import my created character from the first game into this one . . .). Seems like it takes place in exactly the same city . . . just expanded a little.

      I'm having a bit of a problem with the Partner AI. Twice, Johnny Gat was 'assisting' me on a mission. We went into a building that had multiple entrances (like 2 or 4 glass doors right next to each other). I went through a door, and Johnny just stood in front of his door like a statue. You see, if he's not DIRECTLY behind you when you open the door . . . he can't find the opening. And since AI can't open doors on their own . . . he just stands there. Once, I actually had to open all four doors to get him to come into the building.

      Oh. And the game just froze up on me. Let me know if it happens to you there also. I had just finished the mission where you have to recruit three new members to the Saints. The last one I did had the three stunt jumps. I completed the third jump and the girl says "Okay, let's go back to the mission." The screen went black.

      Boo hoo.

      So far, so good, though.

    • Cool, yo.

      10 years ago

      smetcalf

      I just checked my "award status" and saw that I got the First 250K milestone. That's pretty cool. I know I joined early . . . but damn.

      Now I wish that I was the First 100K. Oh well.

      I will honor this achievement with a joke.

      A man hears a knock at his door. He opens it and sees a snail sitting on his doorstep looking up at him. The man picks up the snail and throws it waaaay across the street.

      Five years later the man hears another knock at his door. He opens it up and sees the snail sitting there again.

      The snail looks up at him and says "What the fuck was all that about?"

    • Sense of Humor?

      11 years ago

      smetcalf

      As I'm reading a book about Thai history, I announce to my wife that I would like to now be referred to as "Chao Fa." (the literal translation being "Lord of Heaven" - - a title reserved for Thai royalty).

      She politely (but firmly) reminded me that I am not Thai Royalty.

      "Yes" I replied, "but I am the King of this Apartment."

      She looked at me for a moment. "If anything, you are the Lord of Evil."

      I jumped out of bed and shouted "Get me a translation of THAT!"

      I'm sick.

      Buy my book.

    • I Am Published

      11 years ago

      smetcalf

      Woo hoo!

      My first book, "RESET: A Videogame Anecdote" is now published! It is available on Amazon, and will soon have an entry in RR Bowker's Books in Print (so you'll be able to order it from your favorite bookstore)!!!

      Buy one, read it, and let me know what you think!

      And if you're nice, I can even autograph one! Heh heh heh.

    • Phoenetic Phrase

      11 years ago

      smetcalf

      The pleasure of Buzby's company is what I most enjoy.
      He put a tack on Miss Yancy's chair when she called him a horrible boy.
      At the end of the month he was flinging two kittens across the width of the room.
      I count on his schemes to reveal the way to escape my gloom.

      by: Neal Whitman

    • Enough already.

      11 years ago

      smetcalf

      Holy Hell. I just got my "Stunt Ring" achievement on Crackdown. I didn't plan it this way, but the last two I had to get were the two most impossible ones in the game!

      Aahh. Useless rewards.

      Now off to watch some football.

    • To Do List

      11 years ago

      smetcalf

      I just finished my screenplay short "Iron Man: Indestructible." I am now going to shop it around to see if anyone wants to turn it into an animation project . . . flash or otherwise.

      I suppose for all intents and purposes, it is a fan fiction . . . as it was written with no sense of "I'm gonna make money off of this" just for my own personal amusement. I remember the first plotting session where I wrote the phrase across the top of the page:

      "Shit I'd Love to See Iron Man Do - - But He Hasn't"

      And then went from there.

    • Shut Her Down

      11 years ago

      smetcalf

      So I remember reading somewhere awhile ago that there were two more movies in the Resident Evil quadrilogy . . . Extinction, and then (I coulda sworn) Exodus . . . or something like that.

      Now all the info I see (even according to the official site) is that Extinction finishes the trilogy. Finishes the trilogy!?!? Did anyone watch the movie? It pretty much ends like Halo 2 . . . without a big annoying "To Be Continued" tag.

      I'm not a huge RE fan, but shit. At least finish the story.

      Christ.

    • Change it, change it!

      12 years ago

      smetcalf

      What's the deal with ESPN2's programming schedule? I mean, geez, how many times do I need to see Dmitri Nobles' monumental melt down at last year's WSOP Main Event? Christ. I'm sure there are other poker tournaments being taped right now.

      Holy hell.

  • About Me

  • Comments (51)

    • Linh

      10 years ago

      Hi there, i'm doing not too badly and yourself?

    • Linh

      10 years ago

      how are u stranger?

      feels like its been a long time

    • Linh

      10 years ago

      they are not so innocent its all a fascade

    • DaxxonFord

      10 years ago

      well there based on actual words
      but there's often no "-edly" version of said words

    • DaxxonFord

      10 years ago

      oh the one time I sign off with a real word
      that's when someone complains

    • Linh

      10 years ago

      i know... especially the headlights.... and the goose bumps....horrible

    • Linh

      10 years ago

      my ps2 is in the living room

      i play Runescape in mah room though

      but atm its horribly cold.... no nudity...tbh i've never been nude in my room, i sleep in my panties and thats during hot weather....

    • Linh

      10 years ago

      Steve what do u mean naked videogames?

    • DaxxonFord

      11 years ago

      I hope not
      I liked that part
      the only 2 characters in the book who weren't emotionally damaged were the news stand guy and that kid

    • DaxxonFord

      11 years ago

      they cut out the black freighter part

    • Linh

      11 years ago

      YES! smart bloke

      +1 smarty

    • Linh

      11 years ago

      yes i did have fun, and why take photos of shoes and handbags when u can just buy them?

    • Linh

      11 years ago

      mmm i don't think we even got 10mins into Meet the Spartans

      and yeh the food was delish smiley0.gif

      looking at it is making me hungry yet its 3am so i think i better bounce...

      night

    • Linh

      11 years ago

      God of War 1 hmmm.. i might do a google search on that and have a quick read

      and i've never seen The Shield so no

    • chinkypinky

      11 years ago

      Happy Past Birthday

    • Netdiver

      11 years ago

      I love the rain.

    • DaxxonFord

      11 years ago

      believe me I tried

    • unabomber

      11 years ago

      Yup, not very many pictures from my travels, sadly. They are in the hands of people who live elsewhere and do not get online often. Strange situation...
      How have you been and what exciting things have come your way?

    • chinkypinky

      12 years ago

      Relationship = fine
      Life = Busy...

    • chinkypinky

      12 years ago

      tee-hee
      done
      done
      and done smiley6.gif

    • chinkypinky

      12 years ago

      YOU GET 10 MOD POINTS FOR KNOWING I LIKE BEING WITHOUT UNDERWEAR

    • SusieDerkins

      12 years ago

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      Really? Cause that'll be hard to explain to any future husband or children.

    • DaxxonFord

      12 years ago

      the commercial that's supposed to be a cheerful lampoon of grand theft auto?

    • chinkypinky

      12 years ago

      tee-hee it is not "WOW" yet. Wait till it heals and I go back for color =D!!!!

    • eagleye117

      12 years ago

      Hi I'm Steven . I'm doing a project to allow you to show your appretiation to the Rooster Teeth staff for working so hard to give us our RedvsBlue episodes every week . If you would like to show your support and thanks to the staff please go here and read my journal . Thank you for your time . smiley1.gif

    • chinkypinky

      12 years ago

      I love lamp

    • chinkypinky

      12 years ago

      yes i have to draw it first of course =\

    • TeaBaggins

      13 years ago

      that's what I'm talkin about

    • unabomber

      13 years ago

      It was bad?

    • TeaBaggins

      13 years ago

      I'm not sure that's legal in california

    • TeaBaggins

      13 years ago

      I had to put it on hiatus due to lack of funds, I still intend to do it though. It's not like we're ever going to run out of local bands.

    • TeaBaggins

      13 years ago

      What the fuck???????? how did you find me hahaha.

    • xcelestex

      13 years ago

      Aww thanks budd!

    • unabomber

      13 years ago

      The play I watched was not for my generation so I didn't exactly get all of the jokes.
      What was 'Rain' about?

    • unabomber

      13 years ago

      Thanks!
      I saw a play in the Paloalto area. It's in one of the new theatres and the company is called Dragon Productions I think...it was the Heidi Chronicles.

    • LT_X

      13 years ago

      EVERYONE GO CHECK OUT MY NEW JOURNAL!!!
      LT_X is generous

    • angeleyes16

      13 years ago

      lol that one didn't go through my mind lol

    • ryndarkruler

      13 years ago

      get 2 mods for commenting on my newest image.

    • smetcalf

      13 years ago

      And then I was like no I won't eat a post-it, I had those Thursday. Today, I'm going to like, jump on the lotion of the cat, and be like, grr grrr, and then the dog was like Noes! and I was like take that you bitch.

    • raidernation

      13 years ago

      Hell yeah they will!

    • UT_TEXAS_17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Please check out my Journal...it's for my brother's B-DAY..............

    • Rocketing

      14 years ago

      You got some mad nice pictures

    • RAKninja

      14 years ago

      did you know.....
      i have the deceptacon embalem tatood on my right shoulder, cobra coming to left soon....
      foot clan foot in the middle...

    • demoneye0

      14 years ago

      journal has to much to read

    • Phorpus

      14 years ago

      Man, with your love for Asian girls I know you would have LOVED Monet.

      It's a shame that she's in hiding now, but she was cute.

    • SethWayne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Most Radical

      14 years ago

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      'Cause you're evil

    • MALEENA55555

      14 years ago

      thank you

    • thekellykidx

      14 years ago

      Batman > Dare Devil

    • lynz

      14 years ago

      The "shirt" shirt, was totally my idea! We must think alike! =P

    • thekellykidx

      14 years ago

      Thanks.

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