smittybilt

Male
from NC (The South, that's all you need)

  • Activity

    • George vs. Rita

      13 years ago

      smittybilt

      Its officially morphin time. For those who missed it on Firday. Hope you find it as funny as I did.

      By the way, this has NOTHING to do with my political views (for those of you who believe its about Bush bashing). If you haven't already met my good friend SATIRE, I should introduce you to him.

    • Walken for President 2008

      14 years ago

      smittybilt

      I have no idea if this is legit or not. The following website is why I got on this Christopher Walken kick yesterday.

      Walken for Pres dot com

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      If it is true, then that crazy bastard has already got my vote. Since Arnold actually became Gov of Cali, then why not the Weapon of Choice for President? We need a president to inspries fear in terrorists and Walken can do that, because he already scares the shit out of me.

      Frankenstein never scared me. But, marsupials do.

    • It's about time-

      14 years ago

      smittybilt

      For another journal entry.

      I know it has been a while since my last journal entry but it has pretty busy over the past month or two, or three. I have become a little dis-illusioned/disconnected as of late.

      What can I say, but work has been pimping me out like its bitch, and smacking me around as such. For some reason I have this crazy notion that if I work hard, that they may actually pay me the salary that my college degree promised me. Hey but guess what? college lied to me. So, that means I have to bust my ass to make myself look good. Not like its that hard, cause I'm a cocky bastard (j/k).

      Other than that as you can see evidenced in my pictures, I went to my buddy's bachelor party a while back. I must say that I had a good time, mostly because I was shit-housed. I would like to also add that strippers and strip joints creep me out. I always feel disgusting after leaving the ole den o' sin. This on top of the fact that for some reason strippers tend to love talking to me and end up telling me thier life stories. (By the way Allison was quitting that night, and she is going to be a writer. Her exact words describing her eloquent poems was "They're some deep shit.") Not long after our conversation we were kicked out due to one of the guy's 80 dollar lap dance dispute. As info: he was drunk out of his mind and claimed the stripper danced 2 songs while she claimed she danced 4. (The dances were 20 dollars per song.) Needless to say after all us almost getting into a fight with the club bouncers, my buddy conceeded and paid the outlandish charges. And that was the night's conclusion, well except for my buddies constant brooding over his quote: "80 Fuckin Dollars, man!". And might I add: Good times were had by all.

      In other personal life news I have been playing a assload of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2. I think I am an addict.

      There you have it, that's pretty much my brief rehash of the past month(s).

      Try not to laugh

    • Where are the toons now????

      14 years ago

      smittybilt


      I always knew Gonzalez was hooked on speed.


      Where are the toons now?

    • Give it up

      14 years ago

      smittybilt

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      Star Wars Quiz

      The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

      Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.


      That's about all I got in the way of journal entries.


      United States of NOOOOOOOOO!!!! From that cheesy ass line in SW EpIII

    • Holy Monkey Crap, Batman!

      14 years ago

      smittybilt

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      Terrifica, the batshit crazy bitch who has adopted a life of cockblocking guys in NYC as a therapeutic way of dealing with her own heartache. Says the official mission statement on her website: "I protect the single gal living in the big city. I protect average females from making mistakes they will regret in the morning. I protect them from the men who would seduce them with lies or with drinks." Her equally hilarious stand on sex: "I am in complete support of sex provided that the person having it is intending to reproduce and provided that more technologically advanced mechanisms for reproduction are not available to him/her."

      She spends her Friday nights invading bars and parties, interjecting her sorry, spandexed ass between women and guys she ignorantly dubs satanic from afar. When a New York Metro reporter was doing a piece on the nutcase last year and had the audacity to ask if she has a sixth sense that alerts her of impending hookup-danger, she replied, “Um, I don’t have any superpowers. I’m not crazy, you know.â€Â

      I'm scared. Very scared.

      Her website

      http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=91072&page=1

      http://newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/10359/

    • Summertime

      14 years ago

      smittybilt

      Damn You Ed!! I have now got this song stuck in my head. Thanks, I apprecaite it.

      Summertime (Will Smith/Fresh Prince):

      Chorus-
      summer summer summertime
      time to sit back and unwind

      Here it is the groove slightly transformed
      just a bit of a break from the norm
      just a little somethin' to break the monotony
      of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
      a little bit out of control it's cool to dance
      but what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
      give me a soft subtle mix
      and if ain't broke then don't try to fix it
      and think of the summers of the past
      adjust the base and let the alpine blast
      pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme
      and put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime

      Chorus

      school is out and it's a sort of a buzz
      a back then I didn't really know what it was
      but now I see what have of this
      the way that people respond to summer madness
      the weather is hot and girls are dressing less
      and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best
      riding around in your jeep or your benzos
      or in your Nissan stting on lorenzos
      back in Philly we be ou in the park
      a place called the plateau is where everybody goes
      guys out hunting and girls doing likewise
      honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes
      she turn around to see what you beeping at
      it's like the summers a natural afradesiac
      and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme
      to hit you and get you equipped for the summer time

      Chorus

      it's late in the day and I ain't been on the court yet
      hustle to the mall to get me a short set
      yeah I got on sneaks but I need a new pair
      cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there
      the temperature's about 88
      hop in the water plug just for old times sake
      break to ya crib change your clothes once more
      cause you're invited to a barbeque that's starting at 4
      sitting with your friends cause y'all remincise
      about the days growing up and the first person you kiss
      and as I think back makes me wonder how
      the smell from a grill could spark up nostalgia
      all the kids playing out front
      little boys messin round with the girls playing double-dutch
      while the DJ's spinning a tune as the old folks dance at your family reunion
      then six o'clock rolls around
      you just finished wiping your car down
      it's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout
      it looks like a car show
      everybody come lookin real fine
      fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
      every moment frontin and maxin
      chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
      leanin to the side but you can't spead through
      Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
      there's an air of love and of happiness
      and this is the Fresh Prince's new defintion of summer madness

    • Tuch the hot Staick

      14 years ago

      smittybilt

      Sorry for the lack journal entries guys and girls, I have just been rather busy as of late.

      Let me give you the low down:

      I have been busting my ass at work lately with server repairs and upgrades. Now today I get to design some corp web pages, I can't f-ing wait. And it seems like as soon as a finish one job, the boss slaps another project on my desk. Hopefully they are going to hire another person for our department soon.

      Anyway enough work bitching. On a positive note, I was in my best friend's wedding this weekend, and that was good shit. I am happy for him and his new wife, what can I say they are both good for each other. I also learned this weekend that 30 year old women love me. Between getting hit the night before and the night after wedding, I think I got the old lady market locked up.

      Gmask always has good media stuff

      That's about all I got, I'm done

    • Switch Campaign

      14 years ago

      smittybilt

      Yeah that's real reason why I'm switching to Mac.

      Clickity Clack switch to a Mac


      Edit:
      For Ed's sake (he's special...you know shortbus style) I edited the link. My apologies to Ryan @ gorillmask.net for hotlinking it.

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  • Comments (36)

    • Capt_Ed

      13 years ago

      make a journal.

      My watchlist demands it!

    • jamoan

      13 years ago

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      No, it's not bad at all. Some folks who agreed to participate in this had to use one of the oldest they remembered because they didn't remember their first. I wasn't really focused too much on technicalities as much as I wanted it to be a fun flashback-type activity...

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    • jamoan

      13 years ago

      Just a friendly reminder if you wanted to take part in OG Avatar Day tomorrow.

    • Capt_Ed

      13 years ago

      Holy shit he signs on!!

    • beergoddess

      13 years ago

      you should update more! smiley12.gif

    • Larith

      13 years ago

      have you seen it? i wonder how well it plays on that...

    • J666Diablo

      13 years ago

      hell yeah! I can't wait for it to come out. can't leave best buy until it's mine.

    • Larith

      13 years ago

      yeah i saw it like last week or something. i thought it was pretty good.

    • wingnut80

      13 years ago

      Fuck that! My skin will stay pale. It's the Irish way.

      Plus, tattoos look a lot better against a white canvas.

    • Capt_Ed

      14 years ago

      yeah I guess you could say that LAWL

    • jamoan

      14 years ago

      You've been dishonored with:

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    • Preezerk

      14 years ago

      LOL. You might be a redneck if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive smiley11.gif

    • wingnut80

      14 years ago

      Holes and ink...I need to find someting else to do when I am bored.

    • pjb897

      14 years ago

      Welcome to the party, pal.

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    • knotabullit

      14 years ago

      haha North Carolina, we do like being on top
      great shirt, i might have to get it now
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    • Capt_Ed

      14 years ago

      You got my vote. Ed is mudslinging douche.


      You back stabbing cockbite.

    • bobbyg

      14 years ago

      Yours is 93 eh? Mine was 98!
      8-)

    • Lotus

      14 years ago

      awwww! you left a very cool personal comment! unfortunately, i'm at work, stressed out and am unable to think of anything funny to say - just thanks! :-)

    • Capt_Ed

      14 years ago

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    • zesty

      14 years ago

      Bonus, woo! I was introduced to beer through dark beers, I honestly just cannot drink anything else, except hefeweizens. Not really a beer person, but I do have my favorite types.

    • zesty

      14 years ago

      Ah, see, I like dark beers. I love Red Oak's Battlefield..omg that is some good stuff! If I can't see my hand through it, it gets bonus points, lol.

    • zesty

      14 years ago

      yay comments! Hello :D

    • klurejr

      14 years ago

      IT rules, Users are nubs!

    • smittybilt

      14 years ago

      Just one of life's great mysteries I guess. I don't know the answer, but it keeps me up at night....

    • wingnut80

      14 years ago

      I have always wondered why there isn't a positive version of the WTF.

    • smittybilt

      14 years ago

      Sorry I didn't have the option to give you a +1 WTF.

    • wingnut80

      14 years ago

      I have night similar to your Scarface night. It's called "Kill your best friend then bury your face in cocaine night". I'm running out of friends, my wallet is empty, and my nose wont stop whistling. Maybe it is time for a new night.

    • Capt_Ed

      14 years ago

      hey Nothing Sissy Bout the south!

    • wingnut80

      14 years ago

      I knew I could count on you for the corpse ring Smitty! Even if you are a sissy southerner.

    • frodobaggins

      14 years ago

      OYDEN DIAS PASEI HMAS to you too brother!

      always good to see other pi kapps on here


      frodo
      epsilon lambda chapter -- USCS

    • Cowgirl826

      14 years ago

      I <3 you too!

    • Cowgirl826

      14 years ago

      Believe it or not, hun!

    • silverwatch

      14 years ago

      *points above*

      Sweet =)

    • Capt_Ed

      14 years ago

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    • jamoan

      14 years ago

      Hey, man... anybody who can appreciate Big Trouble in Little China is alright with me!

      ~ jamoan

    • jamoan

      14 years ago

      Yeah, man! Big Trouble in Little China is one of the best little known movies ever.

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