sneekn

Male
from Camarillo, CA

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    • check this pic i made

      13 years ago

      sneekn

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      +mod if u liked it!

    • jokes! + mod if u like them!

      13 years ago

      sneekn

      Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She'd reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other blonde couldn't stand it any longer and yelled up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"

      The first blonde explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"

      The second blonde got real excited and called her all kinds of names, explaining, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"
      ...................................................................................................................................................................

      A man went out to a bar with his buddies late one night, and he got so drunk he ended up having sex with a girl at the bar. He knew his wife would be livid when she realized what he had done, so before he went home, he rubbed chalk on his hands. He walked through the door at around the crack of dawn, and his wife yelled, "Where have you been?!"

      "I went out with my buddies to a bar," he replied, "and I ended up getting laid by this girl at the bar."

      "Let me see your hands," she screamed, so he showed her the chalk on his hands. "You damn liar!" she exclaimed, "You went late-night bowling again, didn't you?!"
      ...................................................................................................................................................................

      The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

      "I'm in love," the boy replied.
      Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
      "With YOU!" he said.

      "But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

      "Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"

    • yo mama jokes!

      13 years ago

      sneekn

      if u think these jokes r funny, please positive mod them

      Yo mama so fat, she cant even jump 2 conclusions.

      yo mama so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head just 2 make-up her mind.

      Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

      Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

      this is all i got 4 2 day. ill post some more later

    • thats some poker face u got there Peter.

      13 years ago

      sneekn

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      O thanks. I've been working on it.

    • me, new1, and Bluehead's new clan

      13 years ago

      sneekn

      if u want to join my new clan, contact me, new1, or Bluehead for more details.
      official clan logo:
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    • contest

      13 years ago

      sneekn

      C the pic above of the dancer? I put that up because it means that ima leader of some kinda clan. But we still need a name.(it has 2 be like a dance kinda theme) If u hav an idea, n want 2 join, please message Me, or my friend Bluhead. Thanx

    • Cum on(haha, I said cum)

      13 years ago

      sneekn

      It sucks how the crash made me lose all my karma.
      At first, i was afraid that some 1 got all his friends 2 neg mod me

    • NICE!!

      13 years ago

      sneekn

      man, this last episode was freak'n sweet!

    • Sup

      13 years ago

      sneekn

      Sup people

    • sup

      13 years ago

      sneekn

      sup people

  • About Me

  • Comments (51)

    • bluhead

      12 years ago

      fag

    • wisewar89

      13 years ago

      Harold and Kumar go to White Castle if one of my Favourite movie!!

    • mrhanky05

      13 years ago

      i know i am jelous of myself too

    • 180

      13 years ago

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    • slyslick

      13 years ago

      Hey there, sorry to bother you again, but could you please do me a favor and vote for me here:

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=769555

      Thank you so much!

    • slyslick

      13 years ago

      Hey, sorry to bother you, but could you please go here and vote for me:

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=221207

      Thank you!

    • bluhead

      13 years ago

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    • sap_fier

      13 years ago

      hey you have a sick pic of cloud mesage me if you want to be friends

    • yellowhat

      13 years ago

      can you please vote for me here in crunchbite58's contest this is the tigh breaker
      I am behind so please help me
      tell your friend I need help
      smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif VOTE FOR ME HERE smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif
      please vote for me you have to say you are voting for me and you cant just say because he is cool, you can oly post once also you cant post twice
      thanks smiley1.gif

    • sheridan666

      13 years ago

      plz vote 4 me just go 2 my jernal and put down my name

    • sheridan666

      13 years ago

      HAY sneekin u didnt win my pic comp but iwanted u to so im giving u the runner up prize of 5 mods to ur journal

    • cutless

      13 years ago

      peacemaker1.gif anime warrior pic contest at my place

    • dereknelson6

      13 years ago

      Hey I got a contest going on check it out

    • kaozdude

      13 years ago

      hey you'd be great for my contest, check it out

    • bluhead

      13 years ago

      do u watch my page vinh

    • bluhead

      13 years ago

      mmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllffffffffffffffffffffff

    • gruntman321

      13 years ago

      waffles rule

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      thanx! =)

    • TuckerLover

      13 years ago

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    • OddSenorTaco

      13 years ago

      new contest at my journal

    • TICAL50

      13 years ago

      hahah thanks 4 the lil gif!!

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      yeah!

    • NARNIA

      13 years ago

      here a award for u cause your dark like me
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    • AndrewHurst1

      13 years ago

      thats too annoying i'll just delete your picture and forget i tried it in the first place

    • AndrewHurst1

      13 years ago

      how do i add pictures to comments?

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      im havin waffles 4 dinner! yessss!!!!
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    • HeadMarine

      13 years ago

      ok i need to know how to get theaward up so yeah. thnx man

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      thanx

    • PiNkTrOoPeR

      13 years ago

      happy birthday!

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      thanx, u 2

    • naruto1986

      13 years ago

      woot woot happy bday

    • HeadMarine

      13 years ago

      ok i got the box n pic i wanted, but im stuck... could u help me please?

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      no prob

    • HeadMarine

      13 years ago

      thnx dude u rock XD

    • HeadMarine

      13 years ago

      yo sneekn i like the picthing with zero, n i saw u give awards, i was wonderin how u do that?

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      thanx

    • kaozdude

      13 years ago

      kickass kakashi gif

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

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    • ReaperZero0

      13 years ago

      "I think we should take the green one"

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      k

    • linkvegeta2

      13 years ago

      hey you should watch me im watching you smiley0.gif

    • Myphrill

      13 years ago

      thanks for your award, im not sure what i did to earn it but i am a sonic fan ^^ i must be cos i own the original Sonic CD lol, a rare game.

    • sheridan666

      13 years ago

      http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/diplomacy.html mod this if u think its gd

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      yeah, clouds cool.

    • Kayden

      13 years ago

      cloud i used to name all my charecters on games cloud, clouds the shizit

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      ill tell send u a link of where i got those pics, but please dont copy any of mine. Note: carefull, there are some nude 1s if yur family or sumthing doesnt like that stuff

    • ghostdynsty

      13 years ago

      may i ask umm where do u get clip arts like that?(the moving ones that is?)

    • linkvegeta2

      13 years ago

      hello you nice profile

    • sneekn

      13 years ago

      thanx

    • NARNIA

      13 years ago

      sweet dancing dude

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