Please come in Mr. [reads clipboard] Anonymous
I'm Dr. Smith and how can I be of service to you today
Well Doctor, I've been referred to you by a friend who told me you specialize in the type of trouble I've been having.
My superpower is teleportation, but I can only teleport myself, not my clothes nor anything else I might be holding. And I also can't teleport other people.
I was wondering if you could help me out.
I assume you want to use your powers for the good of mankind?
Of course doctor and that is why teleporting around naked is not a good problem to have while trying to save people
Have you tried teleporting with a banana in your mouth?
A banana?? What? Why?
Just try it right now, here's a banana
*He teleports to the other side of the room* [his clothes falling down in the chair he sat in]
I see, so only the part of the banana inside your mouth teleported with you
And I've also noticed you still have all of your hair and skin on you
Doctor, I don't understand anything you're saying, I think I should go see another doctor
Calm down please sir, sit down if you will [sits back down on top of his pile of clothes on the chair and crosses his legs]
I think we can easily solve your nudity problem [hands over a business card]
These fine gentleman can make you a suit of your choosing out of your own body materials so that it is able to travel with you.
And as an added bonus I can tell you that you can travel with small objects if you insert them into one of your orifices
Thank you doctor, thank you for solving my nudity issue
I'm not sure I will be using your orifices tip right away, maybe someday
Well some orifices just need some time to get used to it
Will there be anything else?
No doctor, You have provided me with excellent help and I hope to be able to help you someday
Before you go, there is only the small matter of the bill [slides over a piece of paper]
*He teleports out of sight*
[The doctor looks around the room]
*He teleports back in to the room*
[He grabs the business card, puts it in his mouth and teleports back out of the room]