southerngirl

Female
from Chapin, SC

  • Activity

    • What if you had me alone?

      12 years ago

      southerngirl

      What if you had me alone?
      I got this from max16

      If you had me alone...locked up in your room for 24 hours and I had to do what ever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? Tell me in a personal message...because its a secret...then repost this in your journal...you might be surpised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh or even smile...LOL, if you don't repost this you are a coward and are to afraid to see who actually likes you...don't be shy :)

    • football

      13 years ago

      southerngirl

      i play football for my school now

    • I WAS BORED SO IM PUTTING THIS UP AGAIN

      13 years ago

      southerngirl

      F = DAMN YOUR UGLY

      D = YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SORRY

      C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?

      C = You're okay looking, but u need work...

      C+ = You're just average

      B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess

      B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.

      B+ = Pretty damn attractive.

      A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.

      A = DAMN YOUR SEXAY!!!

      A+ = Gorgeous...

      A++=SO HOTT will you marry me

      Hot= u and me in bed now

    • conversations

      13 years ago

      southerngirl

      Here are some conversations that airline passengers normally will
      never hear. The following are accounts of actual exchanges between
      airline pilots and control towers around the world.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
      Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"
      =======================================

      "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." "Centre, we
      are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
      "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
      ======================================

      >From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm
      f...ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting,
      identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was
      f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
      =======================================

      O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is
      a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
      United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this. I've got the
      little Fokker in sight."
      ======================================

      A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While
      attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your
      last known position?" Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."
      ======================================

      A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long
      roll
      out after touching down. San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a
      hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are
      not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at
      the
      lights and return to the airport."
      ====================================

      There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority
      landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit
      peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number
      two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter
      pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."
      ==============================

      Taxiing down the tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around and
      returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A
      concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What, exactly, was
      the problem?"
      "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained
      the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a new pilot."
      ================================

      A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard
      the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start
      clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must
      speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a
      German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice
      from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost
      the bloody war."
      ================================

      Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on
      frequency 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to
      Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead
      animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635,
      cleared
      for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7.
      Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
      Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and
      yes, we copied Eastern. We've already notified our caterers."
      ==============================

      One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold
      short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed,
      rolled out, turned around and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some
      quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,
      "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?" The
      Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a
      real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours
      and I'll have enough parts for another one."
      =============================

      The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a
      short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate
      parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from
      them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened
      to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a
      British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
      Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
      Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747
      pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
      Ground: "Speedbird,
      do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by,
      Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite
      arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt
      before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was
      dark,
      and I didn't land."
      ============================================================

      While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air
      flight
      departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose
      with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at
      the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you
      going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned
      right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to
      tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"

      Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting
      hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take
      forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till
      I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about
      half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I
      tell
      you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes, ma'am,"
      the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control
      communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal
      b

    • joke

      13 years ago

      southerngirl

      A joke so old it has wrinkles


      A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
      lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from
      $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for
      the
      sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes the lingerie home. He presents
      it to
      his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

      Upstairs the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
      as
      well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked, return it
      to
      the store tomorrow, and get a $500 refund for myself."

      So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

      The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500 they'd at least
      iron
      it!"

      Funeral arrangements are pending.

    • another random journal

      13 years ago

      southerngirl

      F = DAMN YOUR UGLY

      D = YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SORRY

      C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?

      C = You're okay looking, but u need work...

      C+ = You're just average

      B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess

      B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.

      B+ = Pretty damn attractive.

      A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.

      A = DAMN YOUR SEXAY!!!

      A+ = Gorgeous...

      A++=SO HOTT will you marry me

      Hot= u and me in bed now

    • wierd 9 11 facts

      13 years ago

      southerngirl

      1) New York City has 11 letters

      2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

      3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
      Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

      4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

      This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

      1) New York is the 11th state.

      2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
      11.

      3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

      4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
      6+5 = 11

      5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

      6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
      9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

      Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

      1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

      2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
      Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

      3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

      >4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
      >
      >Now this is where things get totally eerie:
      >
      >The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:

      >"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."
      >
      >That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
      >
      >Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
      >
      >Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
      >
      >1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
      >plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
      >
      >2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
      >
      >3. Change the font size to 48.
      >
      >4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGs

    • Sponsorship

      13 years ago

      southerngirl

      FataLife is one of the nices guys in the world
      he paid for my sponsorship
      thanks big brother!!!!! smiley0.gif

  • About Me

  • Comments (138)

    • seruko

      11 years ago

      you should see the collectioin in person

      its much more impressive

    • seruko

      11 years ago

      aw jeez

      whats with people thinking i look cute

      i mean i go to great lengths to look like i don't give a shit

      really i just don't have time to keep my hair trimmed plus i don't like it short


      but thats not the point

      point is



      um



      okay i know i had one of those somewhere

    • darklife

      12 years ago

      hey!

    • Lord_Necro

      12 years ago

      Join The Neko Special Forces
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    • partman18

      12 years ago

      hey, hows it goin?

    • Team_America

      12 years ago

      yoru crazy

    • Shadow_Skarr

      12 years ago

      how have you been

    • Biba

      12 years ago

      If you haven't already, its important that you visit our mutual friend Brenda's journal (HiMaintance)

      Brenda's journal

      Biba x

    • Shadow_Skarr

      12 years ago

      hi

    • Shadow_Skarr

      12 years ago

      hi

    • lordlucifer

      12 years ago

      i cant answer your message.. damn comp wont go click it. hows you?

    • JabbaBucket

      12 years ago

      Tell me why you want to be my friend.....

    • Paintball98

      13 years ago

      Sweet thanks i needed thos .. lol ..

    • Vampiress13

      13 years ago

      He's 20. Why?

    • Tryce

      13 years ago

      hey whats up? do you listen to rap?

    • Tryce

      13 years ago

      yo whats up?

    • Tryce

      13 years ago

      hioh!
      whats up?

    • Tryce

      13 years ago

      yo whats up?

    • bleah56

      13 years ago

      Its me mike423. Now called bleach56. Delete my old one.

    • biker_373

      13 years ago

      hello

    • L0gan

      13 years ago

      Messaging All My Friends To Inform Them The There Is Six Hours Left In My Contest:
      Recent Update
      CONTEST ENTRIES
      Please enter... over 100 mods up for grabs. smiley0.gif

    • L0gan

      13 years ago

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      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
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      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
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      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
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      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
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      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

      Blame _Dasan_

    • mimegal15

      13 years ago

      Hey Allison, I said some really harsh things to Vince, it was my opinion and I will take them back, it actually felt good to tell him someof the things on my mind. Anyway, I hope you'll do the same someday, he needs it fully

      Monique the Mime
      The Superhero

    • mimegal15

      13 years ago

      I saw Poseidon today
      AWSOME!!!1!!!!1!! smiley4.gif

      Post edited 5/28/06 8:24PM

    • KungFu_Cat

      13 years ago

      hey, do you mind voting for me in a mod contest
      HERE

      1 vote = 2 mods

    • biker_373

      13 years ago

      HELLO how are you doing t-day???

    • nofx2006

      13 years ago

      whats up

    • Caboose00

      13 years ago

      Here ya go

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    • biker_373

      13 years ago

      Y HELLO long time no see

      Post edited 5/16/06 6:55PM

    • jewbacca

      13 years ago

      could you please vote for me twice in this contest?

      It's the last round and I need all the help I can get.

      thanks smiley0.gif

    • CaboosesSon

      13 years ago

      hi allison

    • hippykiller8

      13 years ago

      could you spread the word also? if ya can thx, i owe you 2.

    • hippykiller8

      13 years ago

      Thank you for voting for me. you can do it twice a day. i owe you one.

    • hippykiller8

      13 years ago

      plz vote for me here

    • farrarn

      13 years ago

      hey i made a new journal and yes its a contest plz post some pic there you can win mods o yea mods

    • FataLife

      13 years ago

      i no u keep hidin

    • hurricaneham

      13 years ago

      mah your welcome

    • EVApilot_011 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fanservice

      13 years ago

      Hello new friend.

    • shaun_rocks

      13 years ago

      y do u want a pic of me? lol

    • southerngirl

      13 years ago

      ok gargoo and shaun_rocks stop fight on my comments go some where else


    • gargoo

      13 years ago

      yes shaun i am
      gd 4 u

    • shaun_rocks

      13 years ago

      wtf gaz u were doin it to ppl aswell i seen, u r the sad one, haha

    • gargoo

      13 years ago

      omg shaun is sad

    • shaun_rocks

      13 years ago

      vote shaun_rocks at
      biker_373 Journal
      plz, i will love u if u do :D

    • shaun_rocks

      13 years ago

      aup, how r u? wot u been up to?

    • biker_373

      13 years ago

      dont forget to vote for FRIEND OF THE WEEK here rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=948942

    • whitydaman

      13 years ago

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    • marklova2006

      13 years ago

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    • biker_373

      13 years ago

      HELLO

    • biker_373

      13 years ago

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