spaceghost

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    • On Pastafarianism...

      12 years ago

      spaceghost

      Proposition 1: The universe exhibits too much structure to have evolved by chance.
      Conclusion 1: There was a creator.
      Proposition 2: All things are subject to the passage of time.
      Conclusion 2: The processes of the universe were in action over the time period in which it was created.
      Proposition 3: Nothing, not even a God, can know the exact outcome of a situation in the universe. Moreover, the uncertainty increases with the time elapsed since the parameters or the situation were known.
      Conclusion 3: If the creator wished to make the universe precisely as he pleased, then he would need to do it rapidly.
      Proposition 4: Any being that would create a universe purely for his pleasure would have to be an egotistical maniac.
      Conclusion 4: The creator was an egotistical maniac.
      Conclusion 5: Since an egotistical maniac would want things done exactly how he said, he must have, by C3, made the universe extremely rapidly; in fact, as rapidly as possible.
      Proposition 5: If a creator could affect more points of space simultaneously, then he could create the structure in the universe more rapidly.
      Conclusion 6: A creator with more appendages than another could have created the universe more rapidly.
      Conclusion 7: Since, by C5, the creator made the universe as rapidly as possible, he has as many appendages as possible.
      Proposition 6: The universe is discrete.
      Conclusion 8: There must be a minimal thickness to the appendages of the creator.
      Conclusion 9: A creator with thinner appendages would have more of them.
      Conclusion 10: By C7 and C9, the creator had as many appendages as possible, all of minimal thickness.
      Propositon 7: The universe is of nearly infinite complexity.
      Conclusion 11: The creator would have to be at least of nearly infinity complexity.
      Proposition 8: While it would be entirely possible for the creator of life to have, themselves, a creator, there cannot be an infinite number of creators.
      Conclusion 12: There was one original creator.
      Conclusion 13: By C11 and C12, the original creator must have spontaneously arisen from a combination of less complex materials.
      Proposition 9: Living things are inherently more perfect than nonliving things.
      Conclusion 14: The creator must be a living thing.
      Proposition 10: All living things are entirely constucted from that which sustains them.
      Proposition 11: A perfect being would be self-sustaining.
      Conclusion 15: By C14 and P11, a perfect creator must consist of food.
      Conclusion 16: By C13 and C15, the creator must be a food which can spontaneously grow from a state of finite complexity to infinite complexity, possibly due to extreme energy.
      Proposition 12: The only time there would have been sufficient energy to produce the infinite complexity necessary for a divine creator would have been the big bang.
      Conclusion 17: The creator was spontaneous began during the intense heat following the big bang.
      Conclusion 18: By C16 and C17, the creator must be a foodstuff which can move from a state of simple complexity to a state of infinite complexity simply by being brought to a boil.
      Propostion 13: The creator would have nearly unlimited time and energy for its spontaneous creation following the big bang.
      Conclusion 19: The creator would have taken exactly as long of time as necessary to move from a simple foodstuff to a divinely complex foodstuff capable of creating life.
      Proposition 14: Spaghetti is relatively simple before being boiled, but grows to extreme complexity the more time it is left in the water.
      Conclusion 20: By P13, C18, and C19, the creator was a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

      The derivation of both the creator's ability to fly and its "monster" status I will leave as an exersize for the reader. Also, the proof for Proposition 3 is a relatively simple argument based upon the fact that the allowance for free will in the universe guaratees a creator could not have complete knowledge of the future.

    • 2019 years ago

      spaceghost
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    • Ltlnicky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      infallible logic good sir

    • Nic_Pietron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Arch-guy

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day, May you forever be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

    • FableRunner4 CineSpace 2016

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!!!

    • ares23 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      u are featured user congrats

      People are going to show up on ur page and say FU under normal circumstances this would be offensive but really they are just short handing featured user u have been here 9 year so u probably already knew that but just letting you know

    • hlawlinat0r4

      5 years ago

      Spaceghost your show was a highlight of my childhood!!! and Featured User wha whaaaat!!!!

      For real SG rocks!!!

    • IdkBlue Praise Newbs

      5 years ago

      Merry Featured user day.

    • Spartan372

      12 years ago

      How was deletion from RvB by The_Hand?

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Hey, I didn't say anything about the BVP quote. Cutler's a better quarterback than Van Pelt. I'm disappointed the Broncos let him go because he was valuable on those trick plays near the end zone, but he's not as talented as Cutler.

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      You may have the most NASA funding, but we have a cloud satellite cleverly named Cloudsat! SO HA! smiley0.gif Our president gave his fall address and praised how some professor got like 5 million dollars to study clouds. I want that job, although I'm guessing it's a little more complicated than sitting in a hammock staring at the clouds all day trying to figure out what they look like.

    • maddec

      14 years ago

      Who has the CD of the new maps?

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      TAG YOU ARE IT!


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Wait a minute, you're not from Boulder!

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      LOL

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Funnyface Pancake! :)

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Not sure if Maddie is going to like the last part of your interests. :)

    • goalieace

      14 years ago

      What does the Hand do? oh wait...not supposed to ask lest me feel the wrath of the Hand.

      Nevermind :)

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      No journal updates since last year? Wow.

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Stupid Wraiths and Banshees. That's all I have to say about that (shakes fist vehemently)

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Damn Wraith tanks! (shakes fist at them). Yeah, so I figured out that sniping at the tanks is pretty useless. They just get angry at you, which isn't a good thing. You send a few bullets their way, they send large blue things back. It hurts.

    • fastball_05 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Michael....Bolton. (wheels turning in head) Say, are you related to that singer guy? Sorry, the previous comment reminded of that quote. Great movie.

    • Renegade

      14 years ago

      Werent you the guy who recieved punishment from the hand?

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