spartan_matt

Male
from Las Vegas, NV

  • Activity

    • been awhile...

      9 years ago

      spartan_matt

      hey all!
      i haven't been on here in the longest time
      been so busy with life and whatnot
      so i'm planning on getting on here more often and putting up some more pics
      so leave me some love and i'll do the same back
      later

    • Fill Dis Out

      12 years ago

      spartan_matt

      1. Your Name:

      2. Age:

      3. Fave Color:

      4. Are you a virgin?

      5. Are we friends?

      6. Do you have a crush on me?

      7. Would you kiss me?

      8. ...with tongue?

      9. Would you enjoy it?

      10. Would you ever ask me out?

      11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?

      12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

      13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

      14.Would you walk on the beach with me?

      15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

      16. Do you/have you talk crap about me?

      17. Do you think I'm a good person?

      18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

      19.Do you think I'm hot?

      20. If you could change anything about me -would you?

      21.Would you have sex with me?

      22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

      23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

    • NITRO-BURNIN' FUNNY BONG

      12 years ago

      spartan_matt

      ok, so i'm boread and my friend Joe got this song stuck in my head, so i thought that i'd post the lyrics for it. it's a pretty funny song to me so......here.....enjoy!

      Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
      GWAR

      Ahhh...sweet youth
      The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
      Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
      Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
      on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
      And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
      Let's go hit the
      Nitro-burning funny bong
      Just one hit, your life goes wrong
      Nitro-burning funny bong
      Another stupid stoner song
      Fat and lame
      The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
      By a bong, and a schlong
      Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
      My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
      Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
      A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
      My manager's gonna be pissed
      Let's go hit the
      Nitro-burning funny bong
      Nitro-burning funny bong
      Nitro-burning funny bong
      Nitro-burning funny bong
      Oh, can you take it
      Yeah, do a monster
      Oh, can you deal with it?
      We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
      Now I'm old
      Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
      In the twilight of my years
      I am still a drug addict
      I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
      Moistened with lotion,
      wrapped in a sarong I live like a king
      but you know that I act like a faggot
      Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
      High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
      My glorious destiny it turned to shit
      Can I get another hit?
      From the Nitro-burning funny bong
      Nitro-burning funny bong
      Nitro-burning funny bong
      Nitro-burning funny bong
      Oh, can you take it
      Yeah, do a monster
      Oh, can you deal with it?
      We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

    • This Sux

      12 years ago

      spartan_matt

      i'm so bored and lonely rite now
      it sux when you are single and you don't have a gf to talk to
      o well, i feel like smashing something or slashing something w/ my sword

    • My Birthday!!!!!

      12 years ago

      spartan_matt

      I'm happy as shit today! finally, i am 18. all those strip clubs better watch out, cuz here comes Matt!

    • ....Thanksgiving......hmmm.......

      12 years ago

      spartan_matt

      well, i think that im pretty well booked for the entire weekend. so i'll prolly won't b on in a couple of days or so. i have a thanksgiving day full of me getting yelled at by my mom about i shouldn't be fucking around w/ the raw turkey making it dance. i have a birthday party on friday im going to. im hanging out w/ my friend Joe all day on Saturday (we're prolly gonna see the Tenacious D movie and play Guitar Hero 2 all day). i think that im supposed to do something Sunday, but i can't remember rite now. i'll try to check in every so often to see how things are going. i'm most likely gonna have new pictures up on Monday (hopefully it's not me passed out in the backyard).if you want to leave me a message or comment i will reply to them the first chance i get. so im hungry as shit and am gonna try to steal some food real quick. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! i hope you all don't get too wasted.

      much love,
      Matt

    • Monkey chasing peanut!

      12 years ago

      spartan_matt

      i really have nothing to say that is important or profound or anything like that. jus thought that i would put a new journal up cuz i haven't put anything new up in a while. im not really sure where the hell i'm taking this stupid mindless rambling on about nonsense. but hey, if u want to leave me a message or comment plz feel free. i don't mind random friend requests, it's always nice to meet someone new. so.........later!

    • NEW PICS

      13 years ago

      spartan_matt

      hey everyone [if anybody really reads this crap], i jus thought i forgot to post a journal entry telling everyone that i put up pics of myself in my images. i think i posted them around Thanksgiving, im not sure. well, expect more pics to b posted cuz i finally got a digital camera that actually works [thank-fucking-god]. well, im gonna go pretend that im doing work for a while, so LATER!!!

    • BUMMED

      13 years ago

      spartan_matt

      hey all, my gf just dumped me and i want 2 know if anyone has any drinking games i could play w/ my brother [aka my drinking buddy] and my best friend [aka my other drinking buddy]. so if u have any ideas for a game, plz send them 2 me. thanx

    • IM NEW!!!

      13 years ago

      spartan_matt

      it may come 2 a surprise 2 u all, but im a new member. i've watched rvb since the begining, ive jus been 2 lazy 2 actually sign up as a member. and i love being here during my computer science class [that class is so easy, im hella ahead of every1]. so, if ur viewing this, drop me a line, im always glad 2 hear from any1. later.

  • Comments (138)

    • asianeyes

      9 years ago

      Relationship wise I guess you could say.

    • asianeyes

      9 years ago

      Life just got a whole lot more complicated for me.

    • asianeyes

      9 years ago

      I didn't get on for a long time either. I was just scrolling through my messages and you were in there somewhere. How is life?

    • Kaikara

      10 years ago

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      This fish has big deams and dose not let a little thing like air get in his way.

    • spec18

      11 years ago

      ah makes sense
      what job doesnt :P

    • spec18

      11 years ago

      thats sweet:)
      you enjoy it?

    • spec18

      11 years ago

      thats kool
      where you work?

    • spec18

      11 years ago

      sit loads of nothing
      been stuck babysitting so far for my summer lol
      yourself?

    • spec18

      11 years ago

      aww thats lame
      meh out in the country middle of no where is no better
      tho i just got my G1 so im prii happy :P

    • spec18

      11 years ago

      prii good myself:)
      whats it like in Las Vegas? :P

    • spec18

      11 years ago

      heyy :)
      hows it going?

    • Kaikara

      11 years ago

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    • Kaikara

      11 years ago

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    • Kaikara

      11 years ago

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    • _Nuge_

      11 years ago

      Hell yeah!
      SlipKnoT is so badass
      I've met Corey, Jim, and Clown

    • freddygreen

      11 years ago

      hey

    • freddygreen

      11 years ago

      hey hows it goin

    • hyper30

      11 years ago

      i miss u

    • freddygreen

      11 years ago

      always hard at work

    • freddygreen

      11 years ago

      thats kool im stiuck at school till like 2:30 and it sucks

    • freddygreen

      11 years ago

      just hangin out at school

    • freddygreen

      11 years ago

      hey whats up

    • freddygreen

      11 years ago

      nothin much just working on a government project with 2 guys

    • freddygreen

      11 years ago

      hi

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      Read my journal, your tagged smiley11.gif

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Hey, Im sorry to bug you but would you mind voting 3 times for me in my journal link??

      =D

    • hyper30

      11 years ago

      im trying to find someon to play diablo with me

    • hyper30

      11 years ago

      haha yeah me to

    • hyper30

      11 years ago

      kool

    • hyper30

      11 years ago

      good you

    • hyper30

      11 years ago

      hey

    • blankxface

      11 years ago

      kinda.
      it was so tempting, i had to color outside the lines...
      a couple of times.

      the book is shaped like the dino on the cover. :D

    • blankxface

      11 years ago

      good.
      i just got done coloring in my
      new dinosaur coloring book. :D

    • blankxface

      11 years ago

      Heyy!
      hows it going??[:

    • Kaikara

      11 years ago

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      Surfing

    • Kaikara

      11 years ago

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      Surfing

    • 69mouse69

      12 years ago

      *giggles and runs away*

    • 69mouse69

      12 years ago

      *runs up to you and rapes your kraft dinner* Mwahahahahaha

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      not to bad

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      hi

    • 69mouse69

      12 years ago

      HEY MATT!!!!!!! *steals your popcorn* Mwahahahaha I'm evil!!!!! Come spred the word of evil with me!!! MWAHAHA

    • SouthrnChaos

      12 years ago

      Anything

    • SouthrnChaos

      12 years ago

      lol mk well what else do you like??

    • SouthrnChaos

      12 years ago

      Yea......duh

    • SouthrnChaos

      12 years ago

      why?? there SO good!!

    • SouthrnChaos

      12 years ago

      you dont like em???

    • SouthrnChaos

      12 years ago

      I never meet another person who likes the music that I like Oh I also like Avenge Sevenfold

    • SouthrnChaos

      12 years ago

      what is your fav band besides Slipknot?

    • SouthrnChaos

      12 years ago

      That is a good song do you also like Korn or most of the heavy metal bands??

    • SouthrnChaos

      12 years ago

      What is your fav song by Slipknot?? Mines The Blister Exists

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