strongbad_99

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from Marquette University (Milwaukee)

  • Activity

    • My pants have been ruined.

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      I seriously had to throw them out after I heard.

      Starcraft 2.

      Seriously.

      I've made messes in my pants before...but this is easily the grandest mess I have ever made...in my pants.

      Starcraft 2.

      *Joygasms*

      FOR THE SWARM!
      -Ryan

    • Home.

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      Finally done with college for the year. I came back home last Friday.

      The stress...all gone. I feel 200% better than I did a week ago.

      It's really really boring around here in my little hick-ass hometown, but in the words of Motley Crue, this will always be my home sweet home.

      This week, I'm going to restring and polish all my guitars. As soon as that's done, I'm taking a group shot with me holding all four of them for you all to enjoy... ...Enjoy...!

      -Ryan

      PS: I JUST signed up for Xbox Live today. If you want my gamertag it's "absolutezero410". Ask me before you add me though, because if I don't know who you are, I'm just going to decline your request for an add.

    • Fuck...I Never Actually Learned Shit...

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      Finals suck.

      BUT I only have one more real one to do, and then a paper to write.

      Friday I'm done with school for a long-o time.

      Seems weird.

      I hate finals. I hate them a lot.

      I'm going to fail my physics exam.

      Lameness.

      -Ryan

      UPDATE: I can guarantee I'm going to fail my physics exam tomorrow. GUARANTEE it. I've never failed an exam before. There's a first time for everything, right?

    • New Journal Time.

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      I haven' t made a meaningful Journal in quite a while...so here's the three most important things going in Ryan's world right now.

      1. As of the 15th of this month, Heather and I have been together for a month. Yay me. I rule. I must be doing something right, because every once in a while, she'll marvel at "how lucky she is" to have me...I think just the same about her, so it must be working out. She kind of surprised me a short while ago when she told me that she loved me, but I knew the correct response already, so it worked out. I really do love this woman.

      2. So yeah...I FINALLY found somebody who can drum! And he listens to like...the SAME music that I do. Even some of my "pet bands" that I thought nobody else liked. Hopefully, I'll be able to have a band at the start of next semester. Right now I'm just sowing the seeds. *Cackles maniacally*

      3. The sexist birthday present ever finally came in the mail about a week ago. Washburn X-30 in gloss black with a Coffin Case. Sexy sexy sexy.

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      Much love, bitches,
      -Ryan

    • Hellyeah!

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      Come on

      A little bit of sunshine
      A little bit of booze
      A little bit of me
      And a little bit of you

      A little bit country
      A little bit of blues
      A little slice of heaven
      And a little piece of you

      Come on
      Alcohaulin’ ass
      Pour another drink in my glass
      Alcohaulin’ ass
      Alcohaulin’ ass

      A little bit thirsty
      A little bit used
      A little bit of whiskey
      And a little bit to chew

      A little bit tired
      And a bad attitude
      A little bit of drinking
      And another piece of you

      Yeah, come on
      Alcohaulin’ ass
      Pour another drink in my glass (Yeah, come on)
      Alcohaulin’ ass (Alcohaulin’)
      Alcohaulin’ ass

      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on

      You told me “do itâ€Â
      So there was nothing I could do
      You pushed me down
      Split me right in two

      On down the long hard road
      Carried the weight of you
      Boy oh boy, goddamn
      There’s only one thing left to do

      A little bit of
      Alcohaulin’ ass
      Pour another drink in my glass (Yeah, come on)
      Alcohaulin’ ass (Alcohaulin’)

      There’s only one thing left to do (Yeah)

      A little bit of
      Alcohaulin’ ass (Alcohaulin’ Ass)
      Pour another drink in my glass (Pour another drink, come on)
      Alcohaulin’ ass (Alcohaulin’ Ass)
      Alcohaulin’ ass

      Love,
      -Ryan

      PS: I transcribed those lyrics myself...yay!

    • Happy birthday to me.

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      I'm not 18 anymore.

      19 is a fairly insignificant birthday.

      Oh well.

      Happy birfdai to me!

      -Ryan

      PS: Horay for cake!

    • Ready Kafka?

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      If you would please read this short story, it would be greatly appreciated! I just submitted it as English 6 homework.

      “There’s a reason therapists are paid wellâ€Â, he thought as his car barreled down the freeway. Raindrops battered the windshield as the car’s wipers struggled in vain to quell their assault. The man’s eyes were on the road, but his mind was wandering; looking back to the advice he had just been given, to the revelation he had just come upon. The therapist made several months of AA meetings fall into place, the pieces all fit together, the puzzle whole; the eighth step.

      His jerked the wheel to the right at the last minute, narrowly making his freeway exit; his eyes were on the road, but his mind was wandering. “Be willing to make amends with all of those who have harmed you,†the man pondered as he narrowly avoided the station wagon in front of him, “The eighth step.†The alcohol, his mistress, his unavoidable vice, caused rage, it was the sanguine cape to his bull. Furious shouting, punches, threats, violence; all of these things were the workings of his mistress, not his own. She breathed into him her malicious will, and he obeyed as a child would obey his parents. He abruptly hit the accelerator pedal as he realized he had sat for too long at a light that had turned from red to green. His eyes were on the road, but his mind was wandering.

      Rage rarely flies without a target; the brunt of the man’s rage was directed at the person whom he loved the most, the object of all his affection: his wife. He blamed her for all his problems, his drunken ramblings degrading her viciously, his stumbling blows always landing upon her as she cowered in fear. “There’s a reason therapists are paid well,†he reminded himself. The therapist made the AA meetings make sense. He made the eighth step the clearest of them all. The hardest thing he ever had to do was fast approaching as his car reached the road to his home: to apologize. The therapy made him realize that he had wronged his wife, that he had mistreated her, and that she did not deserve the brunt of his rage. He swiftly turned into his driveway, nearly colliding with the mailbox as he did so; his eyes were on the road, but his mind was wandering.

      Everything made sense to him as he opened the car door and headed to the porch of his house. He began to realize how much he truly did love his wife, and how much his actions towards her filled him with remorse. He was going to be good from that moment on. He was going to treat her with dignity and respect, never laying a hand on her again, never demeaning her verbally. He felt as though his mistress had been foiled, the sheer idea of which filled him with a joy that he had not felt in the longest of times. He bounded as a faun through a forest as he approached the front door of his house; he threw it open, nearly removing it from his hinges, for he had something to say to his wife.

      She was in the living room, waiting for him to arrive. One of the dining room chairs lay on its side beneath her feet, next to a hastily scrawled note which appeared to be battered with teardrops. The man stared at the scene unblinkingly, he moved not an inch. Her eyes stared blankly into his, her face devoid of emotion; the last necklace she would ever wear adorned her neck. It was not made of sapphire and diamonds, nor was it of silver and gold. The rope fit her neck snugly; the last necklace she’d ever wear.


      Any comments and/or critiques would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!
      -Ryan

    • Updates.

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      Here's what's been goin' down in the world of Ryan:

      This weekend:

      Friday I bought a handle of vodka and brought it home. I drank a lot of it. It was super. I went out and partied with my friends for a while. We all came back and hung out, very smashed (and everybody BUT me was high...I don't do pot) and such. Luckily, I remembered that I had to wake up early, so went to my room to "sleep". I ended up on MSN and AIM chatting drunkenly with people, and I ended up calling bahari whilst drunk. My phone died O.o.

      I woke up at 7:00am after going to bed at like...3:30am that morning. That saturday, my sister was doing a vocal solo and piano solo at the Solo & Ensemble competition, and, being the nice brother that I am, I promised her I would come....I was still a bit drunk when I woke up, but I went anyways and she did very well.

      That night (last night) I went to the Jagermeister Music Tour to see Lacuna Coil, Shadows Fall, and Stone Sour. It was an excellent concert, I tells ya. Christina Scabbia, lead singer of Lacuna Coil, is absolutely gorgeous for the record...But yeah...Shadows Fall was excellent. High energy, screeching guitar solos, 4 1/2 foot long dreadlocks O.o. Stone Sour was also very very impressive. Corey Taylor (lead singer) looked genuinely happy the whole time, smiling ear to ear at how loud and responsive the crowd was. Despite the fact that he's been doing this for over a decade, he still seemed awestruck at how awesome we were and looked like he was havin' a blasty blast.

      Oh, and I was about 15 feet away from the stage at any given point in time...one person between me and the stage barricade, so...yeah...awesome.

      * * * * *

      Oh and I'm still with Heather. She has mono. So that's kinda lame. I really hope that I won't get it because of her. It takes like...2+ weeks to incubate so...it's hard to tell. Hopefully she'll be better soon, but mono takes a while to work itself out of one's system.

      Hasta luego,
      -Ryan

      ALSO: I just made due on giving out the mod points to the first five people in every journal entry for the last like...bunch of journals...that I forgot. So yeah. You all got what was comin' to you!

    • Fuck you, I'm drunk!

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      I bang on the door, but you won't let me in
      'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin
      You lock all the doors from the front to the back
      And left me a note telling me I should pack

      I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer
      They order me up a whiskey and beer
      If you ask me why I'm writing this poem
      Some call it a tavern, but I call it home

      Fuck you I'm Drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk
      Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk
      Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk
      And I'm gonna be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk

      You've given me an option, you said I must choose
      Between you an' the liquor, then I'll take the booze
      I'm jumpin' on Western down to the southside
      Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride

      Fuck you I'm Drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk
      Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk
      Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk
      And I'm gonna be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk


      Go download this song. I have NO IDEA who it's by. Some tagged it as Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, a Dr Demento artist, unknown...whatever. Just type in "Fuck you I'm drunk"

      It's the best drinking song ever.

      HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!
      -Ryan

    • Dude...

      12 years ago

      strongbad_99

      This is one of the most awesome guitars I have ever seen.

      I found it at this auction on ebay. It's a Flying V, with custom snakeskin finish.

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      If only I had money :(
      -Ryan

  • About Me

  • Comments (360)

    • bahari

      11 years ago

      Dude, why haven't you been here in 4 months?!

      ...talking to your girlfriend!

    • shadow13

      12 years ago

      Just so I don't get hit with a dead trout I'll just tell you first. Heller and I talked and we decided that we'll date and only stop in the summer if he gets burned out from working so much at his two jobs. Then since he's sticking around we'll start back up in the fall when we'll both have more time. So yeah, I do have a boyfriend now. smiley6.gif

    • ohemgeeitsme

      12 years ago

      I don't know if you're privy to the Halo 3 Beta or not, but if you are, go ahead and add "Carebear Boogie".

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Thinking about you.

      33 is the most magical of ages.

    • shadow13

      12 years ago

      I was not sad at all when I dumped him. Hell even some of his friends have told me that he was being a dick to me.

      Oh and now my puppies are scaredy cats because it's thundering outside. Such idiots, but we love them for it.

      And as for great america, I will be sure to go on that one at least twice just for you. I've never been on a roller coaster before though.

    • BobbyRulZ924

      12 years ago

      We're playing Gears this weekend.

      I need to school thee.
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    • Skibi

      12 years ago

      ...... iloveyou. XD

    • shadow13

      12 years ago

      I am on occasionally! Just not whenever you are.

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Hey lovely.

    • S3xsi_M3xsi

      12 years ago

      i went 2 that link u put up
      the guy who fucked the girl and yea..

    • S3xsi_M3xsi

      12 years ago

      omfg
      that is the most disgusting thing i have ever read in my life
      o dear god the mental images....

    • shadow13

      12 years ago

      Yeah I'm staying for the first hour or so, eating all of the chocolate covered strawberries, and then going to a friend's place to get drunk. Thus my prom will actually be halfway decent.

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Lmfao. I miss you.

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      I haven't talked to you in WAY too long.

      Fix it. :oP

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Yeah... make sure you check the forum. :o)

    • sparten217

      12 years ago

      If it wasnt for Mortification Ozzy wouldve never been famous.

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      *pounce*

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Psst!

      You're my favorite.

    • The_Shaunz

      12 years ago

      yeah, I thought you were as well...

    • ehsteven

      12 years ago

      I've enver found it on any cd ever, so I don't know either.
      I think it is 10 drunks in a bar (all the more reason for it to be Dropkick Murphys, in fact it sounds alot like Irish Drinking Song, which is definately DM) but the one voice I can pick out above the rest really souns like their singer.
      I dunno, but I've listened to a lot of Flogging Molly and it sounds nothing like them at all. Plus almost all of their songs have violin, or some other seemingly totaly missplaced instrument (the accordian, for example, in the intro of Cruel Mistress) this song doesn't.

    • BobLablaw

      12 years ago

      Are you actually interested in a Dean ML? Cause I can get a hold of one fairly easily. Let me know if you are interested.

    • altimsil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Well whoever it was, they knew what they were doing! And doing well.

    • shadow13

      12 years ago

      I promise...

    • shadow13

      12 years ago

      of your new girlfriend.

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      BTW, why aren't you on MSN?

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Oh, damn, honey, no wonder you missed me.

      There must be another Ann on campus... cause I don't live in the dorms. :oP Try my apartment this time, I'll leave the door unlocked so you can sleep in my hallway.

    • ringo6483

      12 years ago

      I saw you posted in Squirrley's journal and I too am from Milwaukee... just wanted to say hi to my neighbor. smiley1.gif

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      *enter Native American guide*

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      lol... I love you. *hugs*

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      lol. Which one? The sonic boom alarm clock or the LED emoticon thingy?

      And btw, love your arguments for being intelligent and for you not just deciding to bash the guy on the "Ask the opposite sex a question" thread. Part of me wants to get involved... the other part reminds me that I have class and nine hours of work today, so I'd miss out on the whole thing.

    • Ion360

      12 years ago

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    • Ion360

      12 years ago

      please post in my profile

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      +1 just for knowing that I put the wrong comic name down. :o)

    • shadow13

      12 years ago

      At least I don't even want to learn Klingon. And I'm pretty sure that I could spot those geeks a mile away.

    • Deliverance

      12 years ago

      Funny? lol what the hell?
      They had a pretty short set in albuquerque and they mostly played soft stuff.
      Overkill was quite cool though, I´ve never been much of an overkill fan but they played a pretty good set.

    • Black_Label

      12 years ago

      you "mod" your GH2 yet?

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Night!

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      lol

      and we love them madly all the same.

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      By "dumb" I do not mean unintelligent.

      *scoffs at this* I happen to believe myself quite brilliant, and I do possess ovaries that seem to claim me a female. Among other traits.

      ...no, what I mean is that we are rather dumb about men. The things we look for in them don't even stay the same within one woman's scope.

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      True.

      Women are dumb. *simple*

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Aww.

      But you're funny! *doesn't understand*

      That's the most important part! Plus adorableness... you have discovered the keys to women's hearts everywhere!

      You just have to decide to like better ones. *sage*

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      :o)

      I always win.

      I'm just willing to concede on your behalf... because damn, that was humorous.

      Plus I'm getting sleepy. :oP

      Why are you worried about this girl?

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      lmfao

      That wins. *hugs you* I think I'm in love. :oP

      Besides, being dead is boring.

      <</death>>
      <<resurrection sequence>>

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      *laugh*

      Damn.

      I actually do have an aversion to holy water. My parents had me baptized in a Lutheran church when I was a few weeks old... the pastor drew a cross on my forehead in holy water and I had a red cross on my forehead for weeks.

      They said it was because I was one of God's Chosen.

      I think I might be allergic.

      *glee* Wait... it effected me when I was alive! And I'm not a vampire, silly. Just a ghostie.

      <<haunt>>

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      <<die>>

      Damn. Stupid loopholes.

      <</die>>

      ...anyway, now that's out of the way... you have 150 lbs of dead weight pinning you flat to the ground. And I shall have to haunt you.

      What will he think of next?

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Lies!

      I didn't specify what kind of magic!

      For all you know, I could be *Mr. Burns voice* INVINSIBLE!

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      /win

      *mild cough*

      Magic.

      *sage smile*

      Win.

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      and that was the sign for "not equal to" before the computer converted it.

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      Okay, first of all...

      Bale &#8800; baleful

      ...and secondly me. Obviously.

      *winces, glares at lizard, sighs*

      You're just not getting this concept. My entertainment! No leaving! lol

      *pounces again*

    • bahari

      12 years ago

      /punt

      *dry laugh*

      Nice try. Size matters naught. I'm magic.

      *cheesy grin* *stretches luxiouriously, eyes you balefully*

      I was going to let you get up, but I think you'll try to run again.

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