super_soaker

Male
from Gold Coast. for now

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    • El Scorcho - Weezer - Pinkerton

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
      do it to me every time
      oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
      And I'm jello, baby
      But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
      I'm the epitome of Public Enemy
      Why you wanna go and do me like that?
      Come down on the street and dance with me

      I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
      I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

      I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
      You said you never heard of them
      -How cool is that?-
      So I went to your room and read your diary:
      "watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..." and then my heart stopped:
      "listening to Cio-Cio San fall in love all over again."

      How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
      I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
      (How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute
      Just come up to me and say hello to my heart) How stupid is it?
      For all I know you want me too and maybe you just don't know what to do or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you"
      I wish I could get my head out of the sand 'cuz I think we'd make a good team
      and you would keep my fingernails clean
      but that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
      'cuz I can't even look in your eyes without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
      I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.

    • Raw

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      White people can't dance. I'm not being racist it's true. Just like when white people say black people have big lips, it's not racist it's true. Black people have big lips, white people can't dance. Some brothers will be in the club and white people are like, "What are those niggers doing in here?" They watchin' y'all dance. And thy're like, "Look at these crazy muthafuckas." Y'all be stepping on people's feet and hitting one another.- Eddie Murphy, Raw.

    • A survey... In english...

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      Name: Nicholas Morgan-Moore.
      Birthday: October 18... not that anyone remembers.
      Birthplace: The Gold Coast
      Current Location: it's not about where I am it's about where i am going.
      Eye Color: Green/Blue, but I have heavily prounounced Gold rings around my pupils.
      Hair Color: Black... Even though I'm a whity I have black hair natually... this is why I get along with wogs.
      Height: 6'2"
      Right Handed or Left Handed: Non-Sinister
      Your Heritage: Pirate/Viking
      The Shoes You Wore Today: I'm a bogon... so I wore Scuffs.
      Your Weakness: Silk... leave it there.
      Your Fears: I'm afraid of soft couches... I'll get stuck and dehydrate to death.
      Your Perfect Pizza: As long as it's made with love I don't care.
      Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To follow my brothers direction and leave the country indeffinately.
      Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: INO
      Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit! I'm late!...(everysingle day)
      Your Best Physical Feature: I am a sexy beast
      Your Bedtime: 11:00 pm to 2:45 pm
      Your Most Missed Memory: Having an abundance of energy.
      Pepsi or Coke: Orange juice... hold the vodka
      MacDonalds or Burger King: Hungry Jacks!
      Single or Group Dates: I don't go on dates... but I will make an exception for a cartain someone.
      Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Coffee and Tea with milk and perls from a taiwanese cafe
      Chocolate or Vanilla: either, with malt
      Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
      Do you Smoke: I wish! I want to die of lung cancer!
      Do you Swear: Fuck No!
      Do you Sing: Only when I'm by myself.
      Do you Shower Daily: Usually... if i'm not dirty then I don't bother.
      Have you Been in Love: Tricky question... maybe...
      Do you want to go to College: I want to take over a country somewhere
      Do you want to get Married: I want to get hitched and make babbies!
      Do you belive in yourself: I am awesome!
      Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but I don't move alot, so...
      Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a sexy beast
      Are you a Health Freak: I wish, I don't want to die of cancer!
      Do you get along with your Parents: My parents are hippies... stupid hippy parents...
      Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I am half naked and running for cover, but can't find any.
      Do you play an Instrument: The didgeridoo! BOWWW ROWWWW ZOWWWW KA KA KA KA KA
      In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Um... not purposefully
      In the past month have you Smoked: Only when I was on fire
      In the past month have you been on Drugs: I took two Panadols... headache
      In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, but I've been propositioned by heaps of chicks lately... I guess my beared is at that ruggardly manly length.
      In the past month have you gone to a Mall: We don't call them that... but I went to Pacca's the other day.
      In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah...
      In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah... but only because the waitress was hot.
      In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm always on stage/
      In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope... wait... maybe... I don't know!
      In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oh jeez, I wish! I'm always looking for an oportunity to show off my giant... lets leave that there.
      In the past month have you Stolen Anything: um... I stole a milksake... while it was being made for me.
      Ever been Drunk: Yeah... My liver beat the shit out of me the next day though.
      Ever been called a Tease: Yeah... but it was because I'm soo good looking.
      Ever been Beaten up: No, But AI smashed a friend of mines head into a wall so hard his face print is still there.
      Ever Shoplifted: no, they are heavy
      How do you want to Die: Peacefully in my sleep... not screaming and terrified like the passengrs in the back seat
      What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Consul
      What country would you most like to Visit: China (Whitney)
      Biggest regret in life: wasting 15 minutes to fill out this stupid Questionare.

      Plase copy and paste and replace my answers with yours... Mod points will be in Abundance.

    • Auf Deutsch aus irgendeinem Grund.

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      Heute aus irgendeinem Grund dieses weiß ich nicht, daß mein Journaleintrag auf Deutsch ist. Irgendwelche Probleme mit diesem und mir Willesmack Sie unten wie ein Weibchen. Erstens nehme ich z.Z. sibirisches Jinxing, um meine evergy Niveaus zu verbessern... Ich beginne, einer Verbesserung zu glauben, aber es ist im Allgemeinen thatI morgens horniger, als üblich... Abbildung gehen. Und ich erreichte mein Auto regelte, also bin ich wirklich wirklich glücklich. Auf einer seitlichen Anmerkung habe ich nicht niemand, zum mit zu tanzen... Dieses bildet mich ein wenig traurig, also, wenn irgendwelche der Damen heraus dort mir helfen möchten (Whitney möglicherweise?) es würde geschätzt. O.K., soll ich aus gehen...... etwas... Ich kenne nicht, bitte mich um um tomorow. Sehen Sie Sie allen später.

      Gehen Sie hier für eine Übersetzung. - This was written in German.

    • Why do I work with deviates?

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      Ok, I'm at work and it seems to me that there isn't anything but shemate stories and gay bar experiences being disgussed.

      J: And she was hotter than J-Lo... but it turned out she was a dude.

      C: And like the day after they told us it was a gay bar, and then I understood why that chick was hitting on my girlfriend and that guy kept grabbing my ass.

      Why?

    • HAPPY

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      Whitney is back in China. Now all I need is for you guys to donate to the Nick and Whitney Re-concilation fund. I figue if all of you guys chuck in a couple of bucks each I should get to China really soon...

      Contact me for my bank account details.

      Thankyou.

    • My Sweetheart is in Thailand...

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      Ok, so here's the deal, this girl I happen to be becoming more than Just friends with is in Thailand and out of contact for 11 days...

      To complicate the matter she lives in China and I live in Australia, so we are only in contact Via E-mail and MSN... unless I can score the three grand for my trip so I can see her.

      Well I am working on it... any advice on money and lonelyness? ... if anyone suggests hookers they will die.

    • Ok, so Valentines Day Rocked...

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      I got to hang out with a chick who's got this massive crush on me for hours today... she knows who she is.

    • In the car...

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      Adam: Wow look! Walker street, thats my fathers surname.
      Nick: ...Your fathers surname is Walker street?
      everyone: ...
      Adam: ...No.

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