super_soaker

Male
from Gold Coast. for now

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    • Blood

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      I WANT BLOOD!

    • Funny

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      I am funny because I like it when you laugh.

    • sexy

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      I am a sexy vampire.

    • Cumbo's Creations needs you! Literally!

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      Well... to be a cartoon character that is!

      We are at it again, this time, we need people from here to be cartoonised! This is the Red Vs Blue VIEWER comic! every episode that comes out, will bring a new comic (starting on episode 48). Just follow these simple guidlines:
      - You must have a recent picture of your head, at a slight anlge from the front.
      - If you get picked, you will be notified by PM, from Cumbo87
      - This is a non-profit organisation and is only shared with the members or Rev vs Blue, Rooster Teeth and The Strangerhood.
      - You must not be younger than 16
      - You must give permission to be cartoonised, written.

      I give permission for me/[RvB name] to be cartoonised and in the Red vs Blue Viewer comic

      You can pull out at ANY time, and will not be in future episodes. If you do, you will not be removed from previous episodes, unless a valid reason applies (we are very nice people! ^_^)
      Thank you, please leave requests in the comments here on the journal!
      © Cumbo's Creations 2004

    • My new Kit.

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      This is my coat.
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      These are my trousers (mine look better on, this guy has a big ass).
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      The boots I will no doubt get really soon.
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      Is it just me or do you also feel that there is something going on?

    • Flying

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      There is an art or rather a knack to flying.
      The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
      Pick a nice day, and try it.
      The first part is easy.
      All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all
      your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt.
      That is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground.
      Most people fail to miss the ground, and if they are really trying
      properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard.
      Clearly, it's the second point, the missing, which presents the
      difficulties.

    • Hitchhikers Guide to te galaxy.

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      One of the major selling point of that wholly remarkable travel book, the
      Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, apart from its relative cheapness and the
      fact that it has the words Don't Panic written in large friendly letters on
      its cover, is its compendious and occasionally accurate glossary. The
      statistics relating to the geo-social nature of the Universe, for instance,
      are deftly set out between pages nine hundred and thirty-eight thousand and
      twenty-four and nine hundred and thirty-eight thousand and twenty-six; and the
      simplistic style in which they are written is partly explained by the fact
      that the editors, having to meet a publishing deadline, copied the information
      off the back of a packet of breakfast cereal, hastily embroidering it with a
      few footnoted in order to avoid prosecution under the incomprehensibly
      tortuous Galactic Copyright laws.
      It is interesting to note that a later and wilier editor sent the book
      backwards in time through a temporal warp, and then successfully sued the
      breakfast cereal company for infringement of the same laws.
      Here is a sample:
      The Universe - some information to help you live in it.
      1~Area: Infinite.
      The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of the word
      "Infinite".
      Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger
      than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, "wow,
      that's big", time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself
      looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by
      staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.
      2~Imports: None.
      It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no
      outside to import things in from.
      3~Exports: None.
      See imports.
      4~Population: None.
      It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because
      there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one
      of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited
      worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes
      no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be
      said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole
      Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are
      merely the products of a deranged imagination.
      5~Monetary Units: None.
      In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but
      none of them count. The Altairan Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flaninian
      Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flaninian Pobble Beads, and the
      Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight
      Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningi is a triangular rubber
      coin six thousand eight hundred miles across each side, no one has ever
      collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency because the
      Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change. From this basic premise
      it is very simple to prove that the Galactibanks are also the product of a
      deranged imagination.
      6~Art: None.
      The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply
      isn't a mirror big enough - see point one.
      7~Sex: None.
      Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total
      lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the
      non-existent people of the Universe occupied.
      However, it is not worth embarking on a long discussion of it now because
      it really is terribly complicated. For further information see Guide Chapters
      seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty-one
      to eighty-four inclusive, and in fact most of the rest of the Guide.

    • Christmas Party

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      So, there I was at the work christmas party, and everyone is getting more and more pissed. Dave tells the watress thet she has a "pretty bum" and stares at it everytime she walks past, as soon as she caught on she starts to give him a bit of a wiggle, lucky Dave.
      Then everyone starts to repeat themselves and everyone at the table is laughing like what the person said was actually funny, and eachtime they say it everyone acts as if it is the first time it was said, My favorites were "never trust a red-head" by Dave in refernace to Vikki who was wearing a red crown from a Christmas BonBon, and "RT stands for ReTard" by Kurt (who got whipped by a stripper lastyear at the pub crawl after the christmas party), his statement was in referance to a work "colleague" soon to be and "ex-colleague" (who got thrown down the stairs by a member of another party at the same resturant/bar (the "Town and Country" in case you were wondering) for abusing women, and then after he picked himself up off the ground the manager asks my boss/dad (I know but it's only temporary) if it's ok by him if he asks RT to leave, by dad/boss says, "we've only had him a week and I'm firing him soon anyway, kick the barstard out", the manager then generously tried to drive RT home but as soon as RT starts giving him crap leaves him in the middle of Nerang).
      Then when it was time to leave my dad offers a lift to Izzy (another girl from work (also at this point everyone is really pissed except for me since I don't drink (I came for food), and so I was driving). Funny thing is my Dad owns a ute with hardly enough space for two people so changing geares got rather personal since she was in the middle and already half on my lap with second gear ending fairly well inbetween her legs.
      And the next morning I was working my second Job too tired to see. I love Christmas.
      Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Goodnight.

    • Can somebody help me?

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      This morning I woke up with inflamed scratches on my shoulder and I don't have any idea how they got there. I haven't been violent with anyone lately, and I haven't been intimate with anybody either(or at least to my knowledge). Does anybody have a theory(i have a ton of mod points for good theorys by the way)

      And now for what you've been waiting for....

      Jack O'Neill: Excuse me, but I distinctly remember you saying we're not going to make it. Looks like we made it.
      Jacob Carter/Selmak: So?
      Jack O'Neill: So, maybe next time you could reserve your judgment.
      Jacob Carter/Selmak: And miss the last opportunity I might ever have at being right?

      Beka Valentine: Where did you get the candles?
      Tyr Anasazi: I rendered them from the fat of my enemies.

      Rommie: You know what I really want?
      Tyr Anasazi: An avatar unencumbered by cleavage?

    • ok, more quotes

      14 years ago

      super_soaker

      [Dr. McKay is wearing an Ancient personal force field generator]
      Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
      Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
      Maj. John Sheppard: [Smug] I shot him.
      [Dr. Weir gives him "the look"]
      Maj. John Sheppard: In the leg!
      Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm invulnerable!
      Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
      Dr. Rodney McKay: [Smug] In-vul-nerable!

      Teal'c: The destruction of the hammer device to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.
      Jack O'Neill: General, I gave the order.
      Daniel: And I fired the staff at the machine.
      Sam Carter: And I was... there.

      Jack O'Neill: All right, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.

      Bra'tac: The Hakt'yl are grateful for your generosity and patience.
      Jack O'Neill: Well, you know me. Always willing to help those who... need help.
      Bra'tac: You are indeed a wise and gracious leader, O'Neill of Minnesota.
      Jack O'Neill: Sit down you old coot.

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