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4 years agoswanso104
You're lookin' at my profile, huh? Don't you have anythin' better to do? Like maybe you could go check out one of the more popular fellows, or perhaps you could reopen that porn tab you were just lookin' at?
You're still here?
Well, since you're here, why don't I tell you a story?
Oh, don't go now, you just got here, I promise it won't take to much of your precious time.
Are you comfortable?
There was once a boy, not even old enough to grow a mustash, who had finally found access to a computer without parental or teacher supervision. He found websites of all shapes and sizes, ones on how to cook his favorite meals, ones about his favorite video games and ones about his favorite animal, foxes. He then found deviant art...
That was his first mistake.
His second was typing "Sonic the hedgehog", his third was clicking an image and his fourth...
Well, I'll leave that to your imagination.
And as his mistakes piled this boy was slowly but surely digging himself into a hole, a hole he may not be able to get out of, despite how hard he climbed.
In a way he did... he stopped digging in that hole, only to climb out and begin another.
He then found art of Starfox, "that may not be too bad", you say, perhaps there is hope for recovery for this young mind yet.
But fate had other plans.
Star Fox adventures had just come out you see, and with it's release, the flood gates of fanart opened behind.
The boy then found a community...
Er... I'm gettin' a tad bored of this story, would you mind if I skip to the end?
Then the boy recovered from his meth addiction with a cunning use of Elmer's glue, finally commin' off his yadda yadda yadda....
He died okay?
5 years agoswanso104
This profile was a god damn mess, if I had a time machine I'd go back and slap my teenage self.
Many people took pride in there planets, Corneria for example... immediately began rebuilding after the helghast invasion, with seemingly everlasting hope. The Starfox team no longer having the galaxy on there shoulders, were given a minute to relax. Renard and Sylono had there sites set on Old Earth, for unknown reasons a old fox had entrusted them with a mission to the wasteland planet...
many things await them.