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    • What Anime are You?

      13 years ago

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      [url=http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=110046]What Anime are You?[/url]
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      Champloo
      You don't take shit from anyone, and your concentrated-badass attitude should tell everyone that right from the start. You have your own style and way of doing things, and rarely do you let others cramp it. While you have a tough exterior, moments of remarkable meaningfullness and understanding can often be found with you.
      [url=http://www.myyearbook.com/]Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook![/url][/center]

    • im a new color

      13 years ago

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      I am not white anymore. I am now red. i will soon put pic for all to see.

    • Sponsor

      13 years ago

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      I am a Sponsor Now...... I have no idea what it does but I just had a inpulse and went with it.


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      not the crackers nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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      party time
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    • Chuck Norris BiTcH

      13 years ago

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      Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

      Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

      When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

      Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

      Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

      Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

      If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

      Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

      Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

      Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

      Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

      Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

      Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

      Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

      Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

      Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

      Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

      Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

      To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

      There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

      There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

      Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

      The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

      The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

      Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

      When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

      It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

      Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

      Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

      If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

      If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

      On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

      When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

      Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

      Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into

    • I got my truck back!!!!!!!!!!!!

      13 years ago

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      I GOT MY FUCKING TRUCK BACK AND GOING TO SELL IT SOON. IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND I AM GOING TO GET A FORD MUSTANG. HELL YA

    • AAAhahahaahahhahhaha

      13 years ago

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      Truck still not fix but they have found out what is wrong with it. the engine colil, it is what give the electricity to the spark plugs and the coil was so low that it cause it to stall out. It will be fix tomorrow and soon will be traded in. thank you god

    • My truck is still not fixed

      13 years ago

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      God damn it I am so pissed off. It is still not fix and they are taking their sweet time fixing it.

    • MY FUCKING TRUCK BROKEN DOWN AGAIN

      13 years ago

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      THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IT HAS DONE THIS AND IT IS THE SAME FUCKING THING. WTF I am so pissed of, You have no idea. god damn peice of shit. I got to ride the bus to RDA now and it sucks. fucking truck. but soon i am going to get a ford mustang so hopefully i will be able to destory the piece of shit truck...... death willl come to the truck soonnn very soon. How hard is it to fix a truck.......................................................reading%20for%20dummies.gif

    • Funny

      13 years ago

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      <MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
      <goatboy> what?
      <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
      <goatboy> er?
      <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
      <goatboy> and?
      <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
      <goatboy> ...
      <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
      <goatboy> i dont get it
      <MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
      <goatboy> bastard

  • About Me

  • Comments (52)

    • rabid_usagi

      9 years ago

      random act of leaving a salutation....

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      BEEP!!!

    • Tillie

      11 years ago

      wow, harsh
      did she know you were burned?

    • celtic_baby

      12 years ago

      hi

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      *bounces into the room and pokes you* HIIIIIIIIIIIIII JOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      Are you having trouble with RVB images too? Cause every time I try to upload a new one it messes up. Are you having that problem?

    • Bladeshift

      13 years ago

      (@JH) you know you can get stuff engraved on an iPod? I was thinking about this..
      (@JH) RIAA v. JH - Exhibit A

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      Dude. How do I find a mod/admin here?

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      Hey. One of my friends joined up on RVB yesterday, it would be really awesome if you could take moment to go and say hi to her. Her name on here is x_Rach_x
    • Goaway

      13 years ago

      Hi

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

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    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      *Pokes you* ^_^;

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      >_________> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Cough cough splutter* AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

    • FearFactory

      13 years ago

      then put the sickest one you have on your pro

    • dirtsrevenge

      13 years ago

      where did u get that picture????

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      +||[Please Take A Second To Check Out My Journal, I have My First Competition Running]||+

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      *waves*

    • systemreset

      14 years ago

      ello my eggo

    • black_roze

      14 years ago

      BOO! XD Ello

    • Darkgamer923

      14 years ago

      Nice page man, also Ghost in the Shell RockS! :)

    • whosmisled

      14 years ago

      just keep it in mind and I'll put you down as a maybe. thanks for checking it out and letting me know.

    • Squirrly

      14 years ago

      Obviously....

    • Squirrly

      14 years ago

      why did you comment on every single one of my pictures? someone's trying to get some mods.....

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      hey could do me a favor

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      whassa up

    • Foxxy_John

      14 years ago

      yup the usual

    • Foxxy_John

      14 years ago

      y am i not humping the wall

    • systemreset

      14 years ago

      you have a very werid way of thinking
      but i think bush would win hopefully

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      u kno what i just thought of it what would happen if our pres and sadom were in a rabit hole fighting each other to the biter end who would win?

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      i have a screw loose and i kno his name is lee its... lol... funny

    • systemreset

      14 years ago

      lee
      his name is lee

    • systemreset

      14 years ago

      o
      k
      you are strange

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      its just not the same

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      oh well whatever cool i found someone else named lee
      john help me man

    • systemreset

      14 years ago

      a no
      no you cant.

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      hey do u think i could call u lee as a nick name

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      ya it is i love i could ... u dont wana kno

    • systemreset

      14 years ago

      LOL
      yes that movie is great

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      ok john i get the point u are not lee but that movie kicks ass

    • systemreset

      14 years ago

      yeah i seen it but im not lee
      my name is john

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      chinese bamboo there strong
      u sure
      yeah
      snap ahhhh lol good stuff

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      have u seen it?

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      rush hour two me and my friend have that whole movie memerizied

    • Metalman360

      14 years ago

      lee help me man

    • magickmaster

      14 years ago

      Somebody got killed on DK!

    • systemreset

      14 years ago

      NO yew dont know lee
      j/k

    • black_roze

      14 years ago

      Do yeeeeeeeeeeeeew know Lee????

    • Bladeshift

      14 years ago

      welcome back dude

    • magickmaster

      14 years ago

      awesome! i love that game very addiciting and time consuming if you're bored

    • systemreset

      14 years ago

      I have had that happen to me but it was a stereo and use a hammer and my foot

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