tai13dranzer

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from a desertish place of f*cking doom

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    • the last 8 days of school

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      ok so 8 days left of school for me. i cant wait for summer vacation!even though all my friends that live by me are leaving for a different state it is not fair!i want to go some where fun oh well summer is fun either way.

    • 55

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      this is a story about the number 55
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    • bye 4 now

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      grounded from life . . . (grounded from the computer). well i have a band concert today.
      it sucks ass. well i wont be on for a while. bye bye for now

    • nothing

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      this is my boredom so haer me roar with the number 9 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 simon says play dead

    • kentucky derby horses

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      heres a list Lawyer Ron ... $940,800
      Barbaro ... $750,000
      Bob and John ... $590,370
      Sinister Minister ... $465,000
      Private Vow ... $417,888
      A. P. Warrior ... $323,185
      Sweetnorthernsaint ... $320,000
      Sharp Humor ... $280,000
      Bluegrass Cat ... $275,480
      Steppenwolfer ... $230,000
      Keyed Entry ... $205,000
      Derek Adventure ... $201,500
      Point Determined ... $200,000

    • more jokes

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

      Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

      Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

      Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

      Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

      Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

      Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

      Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

      Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

      Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.

      Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.

      Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

      Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

      Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

      Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

      Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

      Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

      Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

    • jokes

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

      Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

      Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

      Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

      Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

      Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

      Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

      Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

      Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

      Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

      Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

      Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.

      Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

      Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

      Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

      Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

      Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

      Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

      Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

      Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

      Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.

      Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.

      Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

      Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

      Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

      Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

    • hera

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      Goddess Hera
      Magickal Attributes
      Love, Romance, Forgiveness, Humor

      Symbols-
      Oak, Myrrh, Poppy

      Culture
      Greek

      Hera rules the earth, its people, and the hearts of those people. Using passion and creativity, Hera nudges star-crossed lovers together, chaperones trysts, and helps struggling marriages with a case of spring twitterpation!

      Legend tells us that Hera refused to return to Zeus's bed because of a quarrel. Zeus, however, had a plan. He humorously dressed up a wooden figure to look like a bride and declared he was going to marry. When Hear tore off the dummy's clothes and discovered the ruse, she was amused and impressed by Zeus's ingenuity that she forgave him.

      Ancient Greeks honored Hera and Zeus's reconciliations today, often in the company of old oak trees. Small pieced of fallen wood are collected to symbolize the divinities, then burned on the ritual fire to keep love warm. To mirror this custom, find a fallen branch and burn a small part of it as an offering to Hera. keep the rest to use as a goddess image year round, burning a few slivers whenever love needs encouragement.

      Present someone you love or admire with a poppy to symbolically bestow Hera's blessings on your relationship. If you have a loved one away from home, burn some myrrh incense in front of their picture so Hera can watch over them and keep that connection strong.

    • wierd

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      ok i hope we are all familiar with the greek gods ANY WAY DID YOU KNOW THAT MADUSA WAS RAPED BY POSIEDON and his wife (demeter) made madusa ugly. . . strange is it not

    • !!!!!!

      13 years ago

      tai13dranzer

      quote of the day

      you are experienced with the inexperienced then you are the one that is inexperienced to the
      experienced

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