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    • [Comic] Make sure to punctuate

      11 years ago

      teamcoltra

      Thought I would throw my hat in for a cartoon.

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      Also US senators get paid about 28 cents a minute (not to work... this is what they make a minute... just living) this comes out to about 16.56 dollars an hour which comes out to about 397.53 a day, which comes out to exactly 145100 a year if done right...


      Do they really work enough to make 28 cents a minute? :D

    • >.< Shit...

      11 years ago

      teamcoltra

      New RVB series... looks like time to scrape up 10 bucks.


      hmm... Gas ... RvB....

      Actually Gas + Oil + Steering Fluid ... or ... RvB


      ~Coltra future sponsor again out...

    • Navy Here I Come

      11 years ago

      teamcoltra

      I have always wanted to join the AirForce (I think alot of it had to do with Perato... but I have wanted to join before that too)... However, upon compairing the navy and airforce, I decided that I wanted the stability of having my job title IN MY CONTRACT.

      So I go in tomorrow to fill out my paperwork and then its on to MEPS. :D

    • Qassia [A Cool Website Found By Coltra]

      in Forums > Qassia [A Cool Website Found By Coltra] | Follow this topic

      teamcoltra

      So this website, is really cool I don't know exactally how it works or much about it, but I know that once I entered my websites into the list, they got a lot more hits.

      [link=http://teamcoltra.qassia.com/]http://teamcoltra.qassia.com/[/link ]

      Sign up today!!

      Qassia is a credit-driven intelligence engine coupled to a cascading tag-based web directory. What exactly does this mean? It means that Qassia will change your life.
      Good stuff your websites will like
      At Qassia, you can add your websites for free, and without having to add reciprocal backlinks. You'll get unlimited quality backlinks (as opposed to "no-follow" backlinks). You can also add intel. Short for "intelligence", intel is a tidbit of information. Qassia rewards users who add intel in three ways.

      1. Backlinks You get one backlink for every piece of intel you add. Every intel will carry a direct backlink to one of your sites. So the more intel you add, the more backlinks you get.

      2. Credit When you add intel, you also get credit, in the form of Qassia dollars. Your net worth in Qassia dollars determines how well your websites rank in our directory.

      3. Revenue When your intel is displayed, you get 100% of the advertising revenue generated by that page. That is not a typo, by the way: we give you ALL of the gross ad revenue.

      This means that website owners have triple incentive to contribute intel. The contributed intel will allow Qassia to become a vast repository of intelligence, with unrivalled original content. And a vast amount of original content draws traffic like honey draws ants.
      Inside Intel, rather than Intel Inside
      Qassia is sometimes confused with sites like Wikipedia, Squidoo, most recently, Google knol. Qassia is fundamentally different from these sites, because Qassia is not about asking people to upload authoritative articles. You don't need to be an egghead at Qassia. You could upload a lengthy academic treatise if you want, by all means, but you can also get away with contributing a hastily scribbled tidbit of information about a person, a company, a place, an event, a thing, or anything you know about.

      What we value is intelligence about the people, companies, and places around you. The people and places do not have to be famous, and the intelligence does not have to be earth-shattering.

      Here are some examples of intel.

      Qassia isn't a wiki. Your intel will not get edited (it will get rated, but not edited). You can write your intel in any tone or style you like. You can write in the first person, and you can write your entire intel without using the shift key.
      By asking for less, we receive more
      We are sometimes asked if it is free to join and use Qassia. That makes us chuckle. Not only is Qassia 100 percent free - we do not even ask for reciprocal links - but, in addition to promoting your websites and discovering stuff, you can also earn real money - very easily and without any hassle. We have the best, most generous, and most reliable ad revenue sharing program on the web. So if you're thusly inclined - and who wouldn't be? - you'll actually get paid for the effort you put in promoting your websites. No hitch, no catch. Now, if that ain't a sweet deal, we don't know what is.

      We believe that, only by completely pampering our users and giving more than any other website, and in fact giving more than the users themselves expect, can we attain our goal of becoming the most incredible website the world has ever seen.
      Qassia is a new era
      Think of the bits and pieces of intel as the gravel which will fill the potholes on the information superhighway. While the Wikipedia and other knowledge repositories are huge, boasting tens of thousands of articles, less than 1 percent of human knowledge has been uploaded to the Internet. At Qassia, we are giving users the incentive and the freedom to add the remaining 99.9 percent.

      Qassia is a credit-driven intelligence engine coupled to a cascading tag-based web directory. What exactly does this mean? It means that Qassia will change your life.
      Good stuff your websites will like
      At Qassia, you can add your websites for free, and without having to add reciprocal backlinks. You'll get unlimited quality backlinks (as opposed to "no-follow" backlinks). You can also add intel. Short for "intelligence", intel is a tidbit of information. Qassia rewards users who add intel in three ways.

      1. Backlinks You get one backlink for every piece of intel you add. Every intel will carry a direct backlink to one of your sites. So the more intel you add, the more backlinks you get.

      2. Credit When you add intel, you also get credit, in the form of Qassia dollars. Your net worth in Qassia dollars determines how well your websites rank in our directory.

      3. Revenue When your intel is displayed, you get 100% of the advertising revenue generated by that page. That is not a typo, by the way: we give you ALL of the gross ad revenue.

      This means that website owners have triple incentive to contribute intel. The contributed intel will allow Qassia to become a vast repository of intelligence, with unrivalled original content. And a vast amount of original content draws traffic like honey draws ants.
      Inside Intel, rather than Intel Inside
      Qassia is sometimes confused with sites like Wikipedia, Squidoo, most recently, Google knol. Qassia is fundamentally different from these sites, because Qassia is not about asking people to upload authoritative articles. You don't need to be an egghead at Qassia. You could upload a lengthy academic treatise if you want, by all means, but you can also get away with contributing a hastily scribbled tidbit of information about a person, a company, a place, an event, a thing, or anything yo

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    • Want to wish me a hpapy birthday?

      11 years ago

      teamcoltra

      A joint announcement from GeeksParadox Media and Ironfist Studio
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      I just would like to inform you all of an upcomming game where the only true way to survive, is to win wars for oil.
      Screenshots: www.oilconquest.net/images/TerritoryWaroverview.png
      http://www.oilconquest.net/images/TerritorySettings.png
      and www.oilconquest.net/images/TerritoryOverview.png

      Enlist today oilconquest.net/beta.php

    • Happy Birthday

      11 years ago

      teamcoltra

      ... Me (18)

    • Just Droppen By...

      11 years ago

      teamcoltra

      To Say HI! (I rhymed)

      Updates to come, you will like them.

    • Wixi - A Great New Way To Share Files

      in Forums > Wixi - A Great New Way To Share Files | Follow this topic

      teamcoltra

      Click Here For Instant Access (No waiting for beta)
      Wixi, the new file sharing website is pretty much amazing. Its an ajax based community. Wixi offers a very easy, intuitive, desktop-like interface where you can manage your media and your documents with a simple drag & drop action.
      You can play all your media with the Wixi Universal Flash Player: your music, photos and videos will be converted to be streamable on the Web.
      Wixi is a unique way to share and interact with your friends, and also discover new content online. With the fun of a great community and easy fast file storage and sharing. I don’t know what could be better.

      Wondering…
      • How to privately share your photos, video and
      music all in one place?
      • How to easily build your own online media center?
      • How to access your media anytime, anywhere?
      Wixi is a new cool way to organize, mix and share all your
      songs, photos and videos.
      Create your Wixi, add a network of friends - and then
      share files with all or some of them.
      Your Wixi looks like your desktop. You can organize your
      files by creating folders, dragging and dropping the files
      you uploaded and then choose with whom you want to
      share it. You can modify your avatar and background to
      really make it yours!
      Existing social networks focus on your person – creating
      your personal profile. But Wixi focus on the media you
      want to share privately. You have thousands of files on
      your hard drive that define who you are.
      To feed your Wixi, you can upload files or add them from
      the web. But, most of all, you can grab cool new files from
      your friends’ networks. Your Wixi combines file-sharing
      and social-networking.
      With our Wixi player, you can syndicate and export all your
      media. Create a multimedia playlist with photos, videos
      and music and broadcast it on your blog, send it by email
      or exchange it with your Wixi friends.
      Log on to your Wixi from anywhere and have instant
      access to all your media files ready to play– listen to
      music, watch movies or browse your photos!
      At launch, Wixi is a private, invitation-only social network.
      Beta members will be offered premium accounts with
      unlimited storage. Regular members will have access to 3
      GB of media storage for free – or can opt for one of our
      premium services, which offer ad-free, unlimited storage!

      This is very cool, and currently it is in closed beta, but for a limited time I found a sweet ass link that will get you in quick, and no waiting for your beta app to be approved! Thats what advantages you get of being a member of my blog where I am out to work for you!

      If the link at top doesn't work just post and I will get you an invite or find a better public key, i know another one but it doesn't auto add you to my friends list and i have alot of good shit that you can have quick access to when you are on my friends list.

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    • THANK YOU HATHEAD!

      11 years ago

      teamcoltra

      OMG I owe you a HUGE ass thank you and appology!
      He gave me the money to get my hard drive in September.. and I didn't see the transaction untill last night.
      So I would like to tell everyone to go give him lots of mod points and I want to tell him thank you from the bottom of my heart!
      Thanks man!

    • Twittracker - A Wordpress Plugin

      11 years ago

      teamcoltra

      Twittracker is finally go! I have spent a lot of time trying to figure out what i screwed up and why this script wouldn’t work but now it is.. I now plan on making many plugins that will update twitter with diffrent facts and just misc. plugins that will tie in with this function.

      I hope you guys like it, here is the readme.txt file for it, if you have any questions please post a comment.

      Download it NOW - Twittracker V.0.1

      === Twittracker ===
      Contributors: teamcoltra(blog.geeksparadox.com),

      Jon Kossmann(http://kosso.co.uk/)
      Donate link: geeksparadox.com
      Tags: twitter, tracking, updates, admin
      Requires at least: 2.0.2
      Tested up to: 2.3.1
      Stable tag: 4.3

      This plugin is good to be used on its own to

      track visitors of your site, or in co-op with

      other scripts.

      == Description ==

      This plugin was created as to update twitter

      everytime a page was loaded on my site, being

      said it really can be used for anything. You

      could use it with another script if you choose

      to do something else. Really it can be used for

      anything…
      Anyone who has had any sweet idea that they

      wanted to do with twitter but could never really

      figure out how to post, now they have there way.
      Here are some places I have found to put this

      script to make it very useful.
      In the script that posts comments right after

      you see the part where it posts the comment to

      the database, put this right under it

      postToTwitter

      (â€Âtwitterusernameâ€Â,â€Âtwitterpasswordâ€Â,â€ÂThank You,

      “.$_author.â€Â, For Posting a Comment on

      your.website.comâ€Â);

      or do what this script was intended for:
      put this at the footer of your page…

      <?php postToTwitter

      (â€Âtwituserâ€Â,â€Âtwitpassâ€Â,â€ÂSomeone viewed a page on

      your.site.com last on:â€Â.date(’m/d/Y

      h:i:s’).†using IP Address of: “.$_SERVER

      [â€ÂREMOTE_ADDRâ€Â]); ?>

      == Installation ==

      1. Upload `Twittracker` to the `/wp-

      content/plugins/` directory
      2. Activate the plugin through the ‘Plugins’

      menu in WordPress
      3. Place `<?php postToTwitter

      (â€Âtwitterusernameâ€Â,â€Âtwitterpasswordâ€Â,â€ÂTEXT YOU

      WANT POSTEDâ€Â); ?>` anywhere in your template, or

      script if you choose to use it in a different

      way.

      == Frequently Asked Questions ==

      = My post only shows up once and I want to send

      the same message twice, why wont it work? =

      Twitter does not allow for you to post the same

      thing twice, to get around this have a random

      number or changing var in your text so that it

      will be different then the last post.

      == Thank You ==

      * YOU for downloading my plugin, trying it out.

      I am glad that you like it and hope that you

      come up with better uses for it and we can share

      more code.
      * Jon Kossmann for making the origional script

      that this function is based on, he’s the man.
      * Wordpress people, you guys rock!
      * You again, because honestly, you really make

      me happy because you are reading this.

      Download it today: Twittracker V.0.1

  • Comments (884)

    • deathslushie

      12 years ago

      Hearts!

    • Johnny2Guns

      12 years ago

      nice to see you got the reference.

    • Preezerk

      12 years ago

      That's right....good eye.



      -M smiley0.gif e

    • Matt_Sernaker

      12 years ago

      haha ha no i am not that cheap of a whore...sorry

    • Matt_Sernaker

      12 years ago

      VICTORY IS MINE!!!! thank you smiley12.gif

    • deathslushie

      12 years ago

      You don't look like the man I'm clutching in my main pic... smiley8.gif

      Thanks hon.

    • xXDollfaceXx

      12 years ago

      eh same beaing biored nad needing new ppl to talk to!

    • xXDollfaceXx

      12 years ago

      Heyy whats up?

    • Trinity_Star

      12 years ago

      I've been busy :( I mean, I love RvB and I havent come here in forever, which is crazy. I'm rarely on msn, just dont have the time really, unfortunately. <3 tho

    • Trinity_Star

      12 years ago

      /target Sexy
      /wave
      /kiss
      /smile

    • marsman0013

      12 years ago

      So are you gay? Are you mad I am so open about it or what?

    • Matt_Sernaker

      12 years ago

      just sayin hi, checkin in, wanted to see whats goin on?

    • Matt_Sernaker

      12 years ago

      just sayin hi, checkin in, wanted to see whats goin on?

    • marsman0013

      12 years ago

      Want some proof, come on over.

    • marsman0013

      12 years ago

      2 lazy 4 pants sounds like my kinda sausage party, COUNT ME IN!

    • usethefork

      12 years ago

      k

    • iWatch

      12 years ago

      wtf?

    • usethefork

      12 years ago

      Dude, I don't even know who you are...

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    • usethefork

      12 years ago

      nice

    • loves2cheat

      12 years ago

      Ill think about it

    • madeofwin

      12 years ago

      Oh Cool ^^

      Are you joining NaNoWriMo also?

    • madeofwin

      12 years ago

      [In reply to your image comment]

      Why, Thank you ^_^

    • Halo2girl

      12 years ago

      Nothing too much new. Glad it's the weekend. smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • loves2cheat

      12 years ago

      I would'nt want people to download my vids cuz then they could edit it saying it's there own.

    • 2lazy

      12 years ago

      Rofl, I found 2lazy_4pants a fitting name when I made it too...Still do, in fact :P

    • Halo2girl

      12 years ago

      I'm doing well. Pretty bored, nothing to do. How about you?

    • 2lazy

      12 years ago

      Lol, sure. I don't see myself playing it agian. I just have to remember the account info....But I really will give it to you if you'll play it.

    • HaloHunni09

      12 years ago

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    • iWatch

      12 years ago

      Probably... It was 10 PM. Now I cant even remember typing that...

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      It is inevitable that they would cancel XPlay because I enjoy it so much. Ah well.

    • iWatch

      12 years ago

      do it do it do it!!!! DO IT! Smart people are good smiley0.gif

    • TabbyKat

      12 years ago

      uuuuuuuuuhhhh... no. nice try though!

    • TabbyKat

      12 years ago

      well thanks for that... you'll have to get in line behind Perato though... smiley1.gif

    • Starburst

      12 years ago

      As little as possible.

    • HatHead

      12 years ago

      hey doody - hope you are rocking!

    • Range341

      12 years ago

      e017 includes a forum now too?

    • iWatch

      12 years ago

      Memory based controlers, eh? So im guessing it has USB memory cards, too? tongue.png

    • iWatch

      12 years ago

      yea, it does suck, however, olympus it starting to make phpBB look a bit better...

    • iWatch

      12 years ago

      ha... so true... in a way. Did you see the new phpBB beta yet? It is hawt. Much bbeter(lol) than phpbb2... and maybe even invision...

    • iWatch

      12 years ago

      Yea, andy wanted to work on my theme a few days ago, but I was grounded, so he may do your theme. Sweet. Thanx for the preview in advance!

    • HatHead

      12 years ago

      the project is going great!

    • iWatch

      12 years ago

      Cool, when is it done?

    • Microbe

      12 years ago

      Cool, I'll check that out when I get back from the advance screening of Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, lol.

    • Microbe

      12 years ago

      yeah the hosting site has Joomla under the applications in my control panel. I have no idea what it does or even want to try it lol.

    • Microbe

      12 years ago

      Hey cool man. I should check that out this weekend. Yeah if I get stuck I'll ask you for help and take up your kind offer smiley0.gif

    • iWatch

      12 years ago

      Kinda like a mash of e107?

    • cbetts

      12 years ago

      CGI pssht! There is nothing good about CGI execpt proxy serverz


      Um . . . you know PHP is nothing but a big CGI, right?

      You do know that CGI stands for Common Gateway Interface . . .

    • L0gan

      12 years ago

      Hey Bro, just about to head off to work, hope you are doing well my friend. smiley0.gif

    • cbetts

      12 years ago

      But html cant call a database?


      Duh! That's why you use CGI technology . . .

      Works just like PHP . . . it is preprocessed which results in HTML code sent to the browser

    • cbetts

      12 years ago

      have an old person question for you:
      B4 PHP did they have sites with users and such?
      Did they store everything in a flat file?


      We had a few products to assist us, like BlackIce and Tango. I was actually hired at NASA to be a Tango porgrammer back in 1998. Before that, we wrote CGIs with shells and used flat files, some used actual database calls using a wide variety of databases like Sybase, Oracle or even Ingress.

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