teh_Kerrek

Male
from Richmond Hill, NY

  • Activity

    • Xbox 360

      13 years ago

      teh_Kerrek

      I Want To Let Everyone Know That I Finally Got A 360

      My Gamertag is Ninja Luv, So Hit Me Up With A Friend Request ^_^

    • W00T!!!!!

      13 years ago

      teh_Kerrek

      No School! Take you MTA Strike!!!!!

    • W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

      13 years ago

      teh_Kerrek

      Guess what guys? Its some that you would never know unless I told you, and yes Ray I'm not wearing pants. Besides that I just hooked up my wire-less router, so I can kick Andrew's ass in Madden 06 on my PSP. Yay!!!!!
      ~Kerrek

    • This is a song that I can relate to.....

      13 years ago

      teh_Kerrek

      Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
      It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
      one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
      But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
      They only talk to her, because,
      she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
      I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
      I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
      out there, I mean - gross. Look!
      She's just so ... black!

      I like big butts and I can not lie
      You other brothers can't deny
      That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
      And a round thing in your face
      You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
      'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
      Deep in the jeans she's wearing
      I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
      Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
      And take your picture
      My homeboys tried to warn me
      But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
      Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
      You say you wanna get in my Benz?
      Well, use me, use me
      'Cause you ain't that average groupy
      I've seen them dancin'
      The hell with romancin'
      She's sweat, wet,
      Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
      I'm tired of magazines
      Sayin' flat butts are the thing
      Take the average black man and ask him that
      She gotta pack much back
      So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
      Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
      Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
      Shake that healthy butt!
      Baby got back!

      Baby got back!

      I like 'em round, and big
      And when I'm throwin' a gig
      I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
      Now here's my scandal
      I wanna get you home
      And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
      I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
      'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
      I want 'em real thick and juicy
      So find that juicy double
      Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
      Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
      So I'm lookin' at rock videos
      Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
      You can have them bimbos
      I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
      A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
      I won't cuss or hit ya
      But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
      Til the break of dawn
      Baby got it goin' on
      A lot of simps won't like this song
      'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
      And I'd rather stay and play
      'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
      And I'm down to get the friction on
      So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
      If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
      Then turn around! Stick it out!
      Even white boys got to shout
      Baby got back!

      Baby got back!
      Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
      to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

      So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
      But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
      My anaconda don't want none
      Unless you've got buns, hun
      You can do side bends or sit-ups,
      But please don't lose that butt
      Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
      And tell you that the butt ain't gold
      So they toss it and leave it
      And I pull up quick to retrieve it
      So Cosmo says you're fat
      Well I ain't down with that!
      'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
      And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
      To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
      You ain't it, Miss Thing!
      Give me a sista, I can't resist her
      Red beans and rice didn't miss her
      Some knucklehead tried to dis
      'Cause his girls are on my list
      He had game but he chose to hit 'em
      And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
      So ladies, if the butt is round,
      And you want a triple X throw down,
      Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
      And kick them nasty thoughts
      Baby got back!

    • Well Umm......

      13 years ago

      teh_Kerrek

      Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned
      upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
      I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
      In West Philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I
      spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
      And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple
      of guys said "we're up in no good" Started making trouble in my
      neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
      And said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air" I
      begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my
      suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin' and she
      gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well
      kick it First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out
      of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin'
      like, Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when
      it came near the Licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the
      mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I
      thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to a
      house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home
      smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To
      settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

    • Lv 1

      14 years ago

      teh_Kerrek

      Yup thats right the Great Kerrek is back to a Lv. 1. And its not because of me sucking, because I don't. Its because of the losers that used stand-by back a few months ago in Halo 2. So because of this and something called "boosting", that made a clan fight it self. In the sense that who ever one it wouldn't really matter because they are on the same clan. Welll i think thats how it worked. Well anyway I'm working on my lv now so see ya........bitches.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (25)

    • kevoh12926

      10 years ago

      Oh the kerrek....last time i met you, you hit me on the head for offering you a cold one. lol jerk

    • mtothewilson

      11 years ago

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      12 years ago

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      12 years ago

      PICK UP UR PHONE

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      12 years ago

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      13 years ago

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    • mtothewilson

      13 years ago

      woo check out that journal no school!

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      13 years ago

      NEW JOURNAL!!!

    • teh_Kerrek

      13 years ago

      Soon

    • mtothewilson

      13 years ago

      HOLY SHIT.

      yae so when are u getting a 360?

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      13 years ago

      go on skype

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      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

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      U totally need this card smiley8.gif

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      13 years ago

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      O SNAP!!!

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      13 years ago

      A classroom full of ninja's.

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      And Yes that is me in the back smiley0.gif

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      13 years ago

      Make a new journal...you haven't made one in 4 months!!!

    • sc8pes

      13 years ago

      katamari and flcl kick ass
      and u know strong bad??

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      13 years ago

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      you should put this on ur homepage

    • mtothewilson

      13 years ago

      YEAH NINJAS NEED SLEEP TO
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      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

      RPO KILLERZ FO LIFE!!!

    • Caboose343

      14 years ago

      And then Trogdor smitted the Kerrek and all was laid to burnination

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      14 years ago

      Hey how are u on? I am on because I am not doing my work in Web Design lol listening to Dane Cook

    • Ray FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I love how u have 1 friend

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