tesla_jaxx

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from Jacksonville, FL

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    • i'm gonna be i a mooovie!!!

      11 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      well, technically, i'm already in a movie. my friend signed up for the jacksonville 48 hour film project. the way it works: you sign up, about a week later, they have a big ceremony and draw genres out of a hat. you then have 48 hours to complete your movie and turn it in. well, friday was the big day. my buddy's team got tragedy. not as bad as teh team with an 8 year old captain that got "road movie." I'd be interested to see mad max done with go-carts and hot wheels on sticks.

      anyway, he had asked me earlier if i wanted to act. the answer: of fucking course!!! so, yesterday, i met up with him about 5:00, got into costume, and we started going. highlights of the day: wipping up a storage unit door and running in screaming with a vacuum cleaner hose, standing in front of a car crusher while yelling adlibs (btw, car crushers are the manliest things i've ever seen. there was a pile of 5 cars that was only 4 feet tall. instant chubby.), and doing my final "confessional" style line with a fucking spotlight 2 feet from my head. you couldn't see my fucking face. it was just a shiny blur.

      it was really fucking fun. if they do it again, i'm totally in. if anyone's in the j-ville area, the premiere is tuesday night at 6:30 at the florida theater.

      YEEAARRHH!!!!!

    • It's probably a first

      11 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      Anyone in college will know what I'm talking about when I say: registration ticket.

      That lovely time when they tell you that you can begin to register for classes for the next semester. At most universities, it's staggered. Usually, it's athletes/honors students, seniors, juniors, sophomores, freshmen, divided by credit hours. So, if you're at the bottom, you get fucked. I don't care how soon in advance you pick out your schedule, how often you check and readjust, one class will always close and fuck everything up. Then, you're scrambling, because every second, someone is stealing your seat that you need. If you're lucky, your replacement class doesn't fuck up your schedule too much.

      This semester was a first, though. I registered for classes successfully in about 15 seconds. I got every class I wanted. No wait lists. I had the CRN's ready, refreshed the page, entered them, hit submit, held my breath, and got them. On top of that, my schedule is fucking bad ass. I've always had classes 5 days a week. I don't care who I blew, I always got 5 days of class.

      In the fall: only 3. TWO FUCKING DAYS OFF A WEEK. I could shit a kitten. Granted, it will make for slightly busy days, but I can handle it. Here's the drop:

      Monday: Lab from 8-12, Lab from 1-5
      Tuesday & Thursday: Lecture 10:50-12:05, Lecture 2-3:40, Lecture 4:40-5:45
      Wednesday and Friday: OFF, BITCHES

      The drawback: my shift at work normally starts at 5:30. It takes about 5-15 minutes to get to my car after class, followed by a 30-40 minute drive across town to work, depending on the traffic. That puts me at work at about 6:30. It's a restaurant. You can't exactly waltz in in the middle of a shift.

      Solution: My boss is giving me Tuesdays off. I'll close Wednesdays. Thursdays, I'll work on the pasta bar, where I can be an hour late, because it doesn't get busy until 7, then close. Friday, Saturday, close, like normal. Sunday, double (brunch shift, close building) 11 to about 6 or 8, depending on the bar, to make up Tuesday's hours. I'll probably go to UNF on Wed and Fri, simply to do research, anyway.

      As Monster Magnet said "God damn, Life is good, and Nature is a wonderful thing."

      They also said "Well I'm back, I got a cock made out of platinum." Not every quote's a winner.

    • Chemists Do It Differently

      11 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      Ok, this is probably going to sound extremely lame, but I don't care.

      I had my first experience today with Chem Smack Talking. I was creating a new sample to scan. I had measured out the weights of the reagents, and had mixed them together in a mortar. I then transferred it to a crucible so that I could heat it up to 745C (really fucking hot-water boils at 100C). The process of transferring the sample is known as "Reclaiming," and you want to try to reclaim as much as possible, to prevent loss. As I was programming the furnace, Frank, one of the other research assistants, was walking by, and saw the residue in the bottom of my mortar that I couldn't get out. He immediately exclaims "You call that reclaiming? Let me show you how the master does it." He grabbed a weighing paper, and proceeded to scrape the sides of the mortar, only to realize that the mortar was scratched up, and the residue was ground in, not to be removed. He then told me not to worry about reclaiming that.

      My point: In the world of Chemistry, even the running of the smack is dorky.

      "You call that reclaming?"

      Damn, I'm a tool smiley7.gif

    • I'm Back, Mother Fuckers!!!

      11 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      Fuck me running, I did quite a dissapearing act, didn't I? Well, I've been a little bit busy, between school and work. Summer last year (about the time I dropped off the face of the earth) was when it started getting busy. I got in a wreck, had to get a new car, and things went downhill from there. I got super-fucking busy. I started my first semester at UNF, and it's been non-stop since then.

      I've been able to calm down a little bit, though. My second semester is coming to a close, and things are looking good. Just a reminder, but I'm a Chem major. In the time I've been gone, I've come to a few decisions. I'm still a Chem major, and I still plan on getting my Doctorate. I've figured out, though, how to do it. After I get my BS, I'm going to go and apply at my old high school as a Chem teacher. I want to get back in there, because it's a private school, so, there's a little more control over the kids. If not that one, then one of the other private HS in the area. I mentioned this to one of the members where I work this weekend, who just happens to teach at my old school, and she told me that if I'm thinking about going to one school in particular, to let her know, because she has a contact there.

      Also, I'm a research scientist now. Earlier this semester, my Chem prof brought a few of the Docs from the univerity into class to give us a presentation on the research they do. I liked what I saw, so I went and talked to one of the Docs. After an interview, he gave me some literature to read, and now I'm working for him as well. So, for all those keeping tally, that's full time work, full time school, part time research. The bad part, only one of my three jobs pays. But, with summer coming, summer internships start as well. Last week, the Doc told me that he was going to get me on payroll, and I would make $3500 for the summer doing research. So, let me get this straight, I get to use a $100,000 machine that shoots X-rays at powder, grind up shit with chunks of marble that cost $500 dollars each, and get to use a sweet computer program that draws info from a worldwide database to determine the chemical composition of what we're scanning, and I get paid for it? FUCK YEAH!!

      That money won't all be spent, though. I'm definitely gonna upgrade my computer, as it's way too old, and then the rest goes to savings. Tuition is expensive. Although, there's a few scholarships I'm applying for, and, if I get them, I should have about 4 to 6 grand able to be saved up for when my current scholarship runs out.

      Anyway, I'm rambling. In summary, I'm back, I'm fucking cool as hell still, and you'll all be my bitches again very soon. Or something like that. Maybe we'll all just be cool.

    • Follow-Up to Previous:

      12 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      I got racked twice in 12 hours. First, we were playing Catchphrase, and Kate was trying to pass the game to me. Well, she threw it and hit me square in the nuts. Second, at work today, I was rolling a cart down a hill, and one of the wheels got caught in a crack. The cart bounces in the air, and I keep walking forward, catching a wooden board to the groin. Not a good day to be my balls.

    • The only thing that really makes me sad

      12 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      . . . Is laying down on the ground, sitting down, whatever, and crushing a nut. The only downside of having big balls.

    • rightn now

      12 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      i am so fukcing drunk it isn't funhny
      .

      i've officially mo ed into my appartmnenbt, and tommorwwor i graduate.

      we had a housewarming party tonidght. alot of people from work came. the highlight of the evening: jena came, and we tricked her into wathciing porn. (she was very druink axs well)

      and, i grew a set of hairty ones and told jena how i feel about her. over the last few weeks, i've been trying to make her feel differentlye abaout me, and i think it might be working slightly. so, tonight, as she was leaving, i pulled her aside, geave her a final hug, and told her "I really like yhou. the only reasond i'm an asshole to you is because i like you and i'm not good with girls. at that point, she said okay and got in thecar, but i'm hoping that it gave jher something to think about, and hopefully it will work out for me. as for me, i graduate in 7 hours, and i need to sleep. g'night.

    • I'm In!!!

      12 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      Saturday was the move. It went like buttered clockwork, whatever that means. I don't currently have internet right now, but I'm going to try to get it set up by this weekend.

      I'll keep you posted. Pics coming soon.

    • Good New Beer

      12 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      There's a new beer in town. It's called Land Shark Lager. It's made locally in J-ville. It's really good. It tastes like Corona, only not quite as sour. Great with a lime. Try it out when it gets to your town.

      Also, I slashed my hand today. I was moving a plastic crate full of books, when it slipped, and one of the pointy edges tore open part of my palm. It fucking hurt. I'll post a pic tomorrow.

    • What's really going on

      12 years ago

      tesla_jaxx

      So, here's the skinny. Let me start a few months ago. Say, nine. My sister's roommate lost his job and couldn't pay rent. Or utilities. Fast forward nine months. Two weeks ago, my sister made a decision. The time was right to move out. His name was on the lease, so she could move out without any repercusions. So, she did research, found a couple places, and she and I decided to move in together. Here's where the secrecy comes in: her roommate didn't know. Until this morning. This morning, we all (15 or so) showed up at her apartment at 8 in the morning, and started packing all of her stuff up. He and his boyfriend were asleep. But not for long. He walked out and found half the place packed up. He was not too happy, but he made a good show of not looking pissed. Toward the end, though, he started to get pissy. So, yeah, that's the big news. No, I'm not preggers, I'm moving. I'll still be here on RT, just from a different IP.

      You may be wondering why I couldn't say anything on here. The reason is that I'd showed my page to him before, and I didn't want to risk him coming across it and doing something with all my sister's stuff, because he is a shady little fuck.

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  • Comments (477)

    • SphinxGirl

      11 years ago

      Eh, I've been better, but I'm glad this semester is almost done with.

    • NinjaJesus

      11 years ago

      Wtf is up Tesla...haven't seen you in forever.

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

      brb Florida

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      *attack*

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      Come back to me
      I'm a wreck without you, Tess *hugs*


      lol wtf are you?

    • The_Ewoks

      12 years ago

      Looking at all thoose alchols you may want a "Liver Recipient" banner.

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      Indeed ^_^
      Thank you smiley12.gif

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      Okay ^_^

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      I missed you smiley2.gifsmiley12.gif

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      I am going to fucking....hug you until all life has left you! smiley4.gifsmiley12.gif

    • vampx

      12 years ago

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    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      Love you ^_^

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      Meanie smiley5.gif

    • IronMan600

      12 years ago

      check out my new pics

    • SamySalti

      12 years ago

      your 1 mod made me a level 51....and I gave you every mod I had.....Thank You!

    • sphinxter

      12 years ago

      That works for most, but I don't want to get something like those for my mom, dad, brother, or sister-in-law.

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      You didn't even say thank you smiley2.gif

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

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    • assmonk

      12 years ago

      lol its ok my mind is never in the right place ^_^ i love them apples!!

    • assmonk

      12 years ago

      ninja penguin? uh i think that he is a pirate!!

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      *Hugs a tesla_jaxx*

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      *molests*

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      The new Bond movie looks fantastical. It's getting awesome reviews, although those people are very dumb. I'll see it, but I still think Pierce Brosnan is... GOD!

    • chopsui

      12 years ago

      ah ok, i knew it wasn't just system of a down backdrop........but i couldn't remember where i saw that painting, or what it was called

    • SamySalti

      12 years ago

      a good birthday present is to see friends get there joy is enough of a present for me man.....Happy Reverse Birthday

    • SamySalti

      12 years ago

      okay, expect a big present in a few hours.......damn Mac's wont let me give mods......unless I hit each picture with 4 mods each.

    • SamySalti

      12 years ago

      it does fly.....anyways yo how much percent to you hit 50?

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      That sounds... fantastical. Borat isn't playing in many theatres up here. Aside from one 25 minutes from me, the only other two are almost an hour away.

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      I must say I'm looking forward to Daniel Craig's portrayal of James Bond in the upcoming Casino Royale... however, I'm quite dissapointed with the way they handled the "release" of Pierce Brosnan as 007.

    • SphinxGirl

      12 years ago

      Alright, I see it now and everything makes sense to me. smiley6.gif

    • sphinxter

      12 years ago

      There's even more on youtube.

    • sphinxter

      12 years ago

      Hahaha, don't worry. Mime never reads my journals anyway. That's hilarious though.

    • NinjaJesus

      12 years ago

      lol damn it didnt get u 50...well i owe u 1 mod i only had 99 >< maybe itll get u 50

    • NinjaJesus

      12 years ago

      LMAO tesla u alwayz been my nigga lol

    • sphinxter

      12 years ago

      NinjaJesus

    • AceBakerMax

      12 years ago

      hello i dont know you yet but i am posting comments to all the ppl on my friends list that have accepted my request so hello my name is mark baker and im friends with Bread4311 who r u and what do u like doing???

    • MidoriUchiha

      12 years ago

      cool florida

    • SpudHead

      12 years ago

      If i can get mods from the contest in negs, i will do some more. I just want to know before hand.

    • Bip

      12 years ago

      I like pretty much all the same bands you like. If I could mod your banner thing then I would but I can't so your journal will just have to do.

    • DJH4311

      12 years ago

      Wonderful thing the delete button lol

    • sphinxter

      12 years ago

      Florida fans piss me off too. Just not as much as Miami fans.

    • sphinxter

      12 years ago

      I know you do. Which is why I assumed that they were Florida fans. Which is why I said that I hated them.

      I mean fans of the Florida Gators by the way.

    • mimegal15

      12 years ago

      Oh you black people, what will yo come up with next?

      Hopefully a new turnaround in music and moral logic smiley6.gif

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