theBatman

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from Asheville, NC

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    • Too much Drama for yo mama

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      Skool has begun, and once again im the ever popular "new kid". Though I have already been dubbed a nick name by many a female, as "The Wooer". Apparently I have the ability to attract several members of the opposite sex at a time. This newly found skill excites me. The greatest claas of all is Drama. I get to go on stage and make a fool of myself which in return makes everyone like me. Its a great process if your a people person who isnt affraid of attention, which is me. Skool may not be so bad after all... now if only civics could be this interesting.

    • Skool Sucks!

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      Apparently I don't have enough credits to graduate so it looks like i'll be in skool again next year. Man does that SUCK!!! The system is corrupt. I hate skool. Die and burn in hell skool!

    • TIme for a change

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      I got really bored today and decided it was time for a change. So I went to the local game store, traded in my PS2, all its games, and bought a Gamecube. I even had enough left over to get smash bros and animal crossing! What a great day. So now I play animal crossing all day, since I dont have a real life, might as well play. Man... PS2 sucks. Why didn't I see it before?

    • Life sucks

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      There are to kinds of people in the world. The ones that hate you. And Family. Which sometimes are one and the same.

    • Weird Dream

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      I have concluded that falling to sleep while watching Paranoid Agent and looking through profiles on RVB causes very strange dreams...
      I deamed that I was at Gus' house along with a few friends and the RVB staff. We were all having a Halo 1 system link party. Of course, I was dominating. Gus kept blabbering about some show he had to record on tv. Burnie kept commenting about the fact that Gus still used a VCR, and was very "Behind the times" for doing so. Geoff was very drunk, but somehow retained the ability to play Halo very well. Jason was fascinated with the fact that we were playing Halo 1, when indeed Halo 2 has been out for quite some time. Joe had a seemingly endless amount to say about how much more mandsome he was then everyone else. I was just nodding my head as Gus treid to explain over and over the plot to this "Show" he was recording. Then Michelle showed up, she mentioned something about a her father eatiing a beaver. And thats when the meteor hit!

    • Dear Santa...

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      It all began as a small town picnic...

      John and Sue, the most common names we could think of, were frolicking happily when a vat of radioactive sewage suddenly fell from the sky. The intense radiation turned John into a massive flesh-eating tyrant. John began a rampage, devouring everything in sight. The origins of the radioactive material still a mystery to the gang, Sue decided to run home to her brilliant father and scientist in search for answers. At that very moment, her father and I, the story writer, where working on a Anti-Turkey-Substitute Cannon. To our surprise, Sue came bursting in yelling about a giant radioactive John mutant. Being the great scientist he is, Mr. Sue's Father just happened to have an everlasting Gob Stopper. They quickly loaded it into the Everlasting Gob Blaster and went for John. He wasn't hard to find. I mean, how many 50 feet tall mutant teenagers do you see? Sue, suddenly feeling the urge to wield heavy weaponry, fired the Gob Stopper into John's mouth. John Suddenly lost all desire to devour countless people/buildings, and continued about his normal teenage doings. The shockwave from the gun caused a horrific screeching that brought a robotic army of deadly ninja hamsters to the scene. So there I was, nothing between me and the giant mechanized hamster. I had nothing to fight with except my bare hands. Suddenly, I remembered that I didn't put on underwear that morning. With my new found speed and maneuverability, I was able to jump behind the hamster and pull out his batteries. The town cheered as the remaining hamster army retreated and everyone had ham and cheese sandwhiches. Oh... and the toxic waste, were guessing it's from Disney world. Thats the only way any of this makes sense.


      Writin and directed by me

    • Batman again?

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      Much to the purpose of my name, I now have a picture were I actually have something to do with Batman. As an added side note, this hot chick wants me to go see Batman with her! Maybe there is hope... great movie anyway though. My b-day is in 10 days! July 27, a day to remember! Woot!

    • Florida or bust

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      If finally back from holiday. Its been crazy. Ive gone skateboarding, played magic on several occasions, thrown fireworks at moving cars from the roof of my friends building. Yea... crazy. Ive had lots of fun in Florida. My friends and their band played some of their songs for me and they were awesome! Me and my friend were screaming UnderOath songs at full volume at 2 in the morning, nearly got the cops called on us, but it was a blast. Well hit me up if your on!

    • Long time no me

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      Yea... I havent been on in a while. Well Im in Florida still, playing Magic, visiting old friends, not... sleeping. Anywho, I know you all missed me (expectally you Michelle), so i'll try to get on here more. I recently bought a dvd, but I cant tell you about it... *cough* Star Wars *cough* episode *cough* three.... anyway... as an added side note having nothing to do with the previously mentioned articles, Star Wars episode three is a GREAT movie! Yea... Its like i just saw it yesterday... and today... uuuhhhmmm... Hugs not drugs! Send me messages!!!

    • Fun in the Sun

      14 years ago

      theBatman

      I have long been gone from my computer. Even as I type I am at some strange "Hotel" place. I have been very busy of late and unable to reach a computer. I recently went to Carowinds to a three day concert thing, but I only went to see Relient K. Analysis: It was great. Many rides, great bands, hot chicks. What could be better? Anywho, I now return to florida with Lpdude216 (Matt), to stay a while. Wish me luck and doritos. Also, I am tanner than usual, strange for a nerd eh?

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