the_church

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from England. The place where it rains alot.

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    • if i were....

      10 years ago

      the_church

      - If I were a month, I would be: december
      - If I were a day of the week, I would be: saturday
      - If I were a time of day, I would be: 8pm
      - If I were a planet, I would be: that moon of saturn that goes the wrong way
      - If I were a sea animal, I would be: plankton (.....i don't know why it was the first thing that came to mind...)
      - If I were a direction, I would be: backwards
      - If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: bed
      - If I were a sin, I would be: sloth
      - If I were a historical figure I would be: the man that invented comedy. "ha-ha" the caveman. (if i am acidentally quoting anything then.....damn)
      - If I were a liquid, I would be: sprite
      - If I were a stone, I would be: Amethyst
      - If I were a tree, I would be: birch
      - If I were a bird, I would be: hummingbird (i looked back over laiho's after this and only then realised that most were the same....so i changed them so it didn't look like i kept the whole thing XD)
      - If I were a tool, I would be: hammer (i use one regularly to "persuade" things to continue working)
      - If I were a flower/plant, I would be: tumbleweed (comedic timing FTW)
      - If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Winter
      - If I were a mythical creature, I would be: god (oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! XD BRING IN ON CHRISTANITY I'M READY FOR YA!!!)
      - If I were a musical instrument, I would be: guitar
      - If I were an animal, I would be: arctic fox
      - If I were a colour, I would be: blue
      - If I were an emotion, I would be: boredom
      - If I were a vegetable, I would be: sweetcorn
      - If I were a sound, I would be: the "windows ERROR 2094 bluescreen" sound
      - If I were an element, I would be: snow
      - If I were a car, I would be: a warthog LRV (halo nerd here.....)
      - If I were a song, I would be: eyes of tomorow - broken iris "Maybe we're all insane. I'm feeling so damn hollow staring into the Eyes of Tomorrow"
      - If I were a movie, I would be: serenity
      - If I were a book, I would be written by: myself (not in a vain way its just than anyone else woulndn't be able to understand it)
      - If I were a food, I would be: marmite you either love me or you dont. (ironically i don't like marmite....its just a good example)
      - If I were a place, I would be: antarctica (cold lonely and with an ancient weapons plarform) *BAD CHURCHMAN STOP PUTTING STARGATE INTO THINGS!*
      - If I were a taste, I would be: tasty (my mind went blank....as it frequently does)
      - If I were a scent, I would be: winter (i don't care what people say i can smell it coming...)
      - If I were a religion, I would be: the holy church of church. (its an old joke)
      - If I were a word, I would be: bugger (its ver' brittish and only we can get it sounding right.)
      - If I were a body part, I would be: eyes
      - If I were a facial expression, I would be: blank WTF stare
      - If I were a subject in school, I would be: media
      - If I were a cartoon character, I would be: red vs blue's church
      - If I were a shape, I would be: a random squiggle. i don't fit the preassigned slots.
      - If I were a number, I would be: 360
      - If I were an item of clothing, I would be: jacket
      - If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: necklace
      - If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: that guy glomping you that you gave up on trying to remove and now claim to be "a new kind of belt"

    • endgame friday.

      10 years ago

      the_church

      my sponsorship expires on friday.

      and i think i'm going to take that as a sign.

      friday is gonna be it.
      though i'm gonna try to be more active before i leave.
      do some stuff every day and go out with a bang i hope.

      churchman

      one week left till endgame

    • ....

      10 years ago

      the_church

      *looks around*
      huh.
      the universe is still here.....

      bummer.

      i had money riding on that too. smiley3.gif

      oh well.

      the_church

    • the end of the world is nigh.

      10 years ago

      the_church

      oh well.
      sucks to be the universe huh?


      see 'y all in hell.

    • new chapters of everything.

      10 years ago

      the_church

      i finally got off my arse and updated ...everything on DA.
      so there's new ATR
      new 2kinds 300
      new reanimated earth and new screenshots.

      its all going down now! smiley1.gif

    • xbox live starting again.....

      10 years ago

      the_church

      well looks like i'm gonna have to scrap my machinima plans....
      and start again.

      the plot i had established required that i have four people that could do it.....and do the vocals as well.
      and all three of them that aren't me have backed out.

      ricky has had enough of halo.
      spazzman is still pissed at me i guess for leaving him.
      and the toms......well who gives a fuck?

      so i guess i'm back to the drawing board.
      i think i'm gonna start on machinimating ATR for a bit.....see how much of it is actually possible....

      or i may take the series from after the story finishes.....because to be honest its' gonna take me ages to finish it and get the stuffs i need so i may have the time....

      i'm still thinking of stuff now so....
      don't take my word for anything yet.

      EDIT:
      oh and when i said someone moved into my account i mean nathan gave it to someone else to use even though i'm thre one who pays for it. and he ignores me everytime i ask who it is.
      wanker.

    • *sigh*

      10 years ago

      the_church

      well now i've moved it doesn't look likely that i'll be on XBL for a while.

      and when i am it'll be under a new name....
      it seems someone has taken over resignedcrayon and well....fucked it over.

      so i shall make a new profile....

      the_church

    • whoa!

      10 years ago

      the_church

      i just saw a video of the rvb animated series.....the quality was crap mainly because it was shot on a cam corder but from what i could see the animation was solid and really FUCKIN' FUNNY.

      SERIOUSLY

    • new fiction

      10 years ago

      the_church

      well i figured i needed to cheer myself up before i tell my dad i'm moving out so i rote the first chpater of my new fiction
      REANIMATED EARTH

      zombies.........yays!

      aany way if some people are wondering why this and my other posts about new chapters and comics and wwhatnot are locked here is the simple answer:
      i'm trying to steer you to deviantart.

      i'm trying to get off this site and transfer over there.
      that's why i'm trying to get you people to start leaving me comments there.

      so far ricky is the only one who has and.....he only did for an hour.

      most of my stuff is only released on there now.

      the_church

    • choice made.

      10 years ago

      the_church

      i just enrolled at college.

      looks like i'm moving out.

      the_church

  • Comments (3611)

    • qwedaqewsdrf

      10 years ago

      u serious?
      wot did they do?

    • WOFLZ

      10 years ago

      If you say so.

      I should start saying wanker...

    • qwedaqewsdrf

      10 years ago

      oh dude but why? and i am sorry for being gone for so long.
      i heard things were getting good again here since the new vids came out?

    • legendcabose

      10 years ago

      yeah im grand so what you up to?

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      Very true... I have hotmail, I guess I could just get msn messenger... Especially if it meant I got to talk to you!! :)

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      I will miss you lots and lots...

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      smiley2.gif

    • qwedaqewsdrf

      10 years ago

      whoops not 4, ninety four sorry

    • legendcabose

      10 years ago

      hey mate how are ya havent talked to you in ages??

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      I told you I would do it... smiley0.gif

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      smiley12.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • anthony123

      10 years ago

      sorry to hear that. if i had seen your thread sooner, i'd have added my character in.
      now what am i going to do with this idea?

    • anthony123

      10 years ago

      hey question: is that thread of yours still up, the twokinds: 300 years later one? ever since reading your stories on your DA, my mind's been a bit warped lately.................& I'm enjoying it. I haven't had this much imaginative ideas since I was little and playing pretend in my backyard. I've been throwing ideas around inside my mind, & somehow I managed to create a character that could exist inside your story. You don't have to use him in your story; that's your decision. It's just the idea has been cooped up in my mind, and I thought i would add him to the thread.

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      Bye dear HUGS!! smiley12.gif

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      smiley12.gif Well I am gonna get off here, Go out side with Hailey for a little while... :) It was nice to get to talk to you. I will hopefully be on with you again soon.

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      LOL That's awesome!

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      LOL

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      :)

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      Thats totally Fine! That will give me some time to practice....

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      :) Well We will have to set up a time and Day to play then....

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      I'm not very good though, just so you know....

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      AHHHH!

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      xD
      mhm

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      goood
      lol

    • _Ricky_

      10 years ago

      then don't
      best idea isn't it?

    • anthony123

      10 years ago

      been reading your Twokinds: 300 Years Later story and I can say that its really good. I definately recommend continuing with it

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      smiley0.gif

    • Nuh

      10 years ago

      CHURCHMAN!!! :D

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      hello

    • u2colin

      10 years ago

      It fucking better be.

    • u2colin

      10 years ago

      Yep. But at least in won't end in a cliffhanger. That's....something, I suppose. I still want it not be cancelled.

    • u2colin

      10 years ago

      I think Atlantis is an awsome show.

    • Scarydragon

      10 years ago

      Ok, but I'll warn you now, I'm not on MSN very often.

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      wot she say?

    • BlackIcee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mage of Zeal

      10 years ago

      *slap*

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      did you get my text or did you hear from someone else?

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      hey just thought i would up date you on my ......... situation. katie knows and didnt scream and shout at me, but i still felt a bit guilty coz she spent ages in the bathroom crying :S

      bex and ash seem ok with it so i'm happy, kind of.

      now i cant wait til monday, oh yeah, and foster is meeting up with me and adam on monday, if all goes to plan XD

    • LuffyMugen

      10 years ago

      AIM? I am like never on, But if I know you will be on, I will go on...

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      btw i will probably be offline for the next few days because i'm going to my grans for a few days

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      please tell me you havent blocked me

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      randomness

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      do you have an account now?

      if you do, log on, go on add contacts and add me with the email adress hixie16@hotmail.co.uk

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      ok you can either download msn messenger or just go on www.messengerfx.com

      you get more benifits with msn messenger but as i said you have to download the program

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      btw if like me you get annoyed with having to approve your myspace comments all the time and just want them to appear on your comments like here on roosterteeth you can go on to settings, then spam and turn appove comments off

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      you now have a myspace comment

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      lol

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      i dont see why you just added me on myspace coz i added you about 5 minutes ago lol

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      i sent a myspace friend request instead XD

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      didnt know what else to say ..........

    • evil_tex

      10 years ago

      and the triple post is coz my comp is gay

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