the_tailor

Female
from Colorado Springs, CO

  • Activity

    • dear perfect pull-up

      9 years ago

      the_tailor

      i love you. i love the biceps you have helped me develop. the toned back and the increased ability to climb a rock wall. i love your ab straps and the six pack i feel growing under the tiny amount of chub i have left. i love your cousin, the perfect push- up and the pectoral definition that gives me a beautiful chest area. i love my new 123 pound body as opposed to the old 168 pound body that perfect laziness helped me get.

      today i will combine the past two days of pull up training with some in-line skating and puck shooting practice for some happy cardio to help melt off aforementioned chub. i'm happy that when i sit i no longer have creases in my belly. i have a small buddah round that is much cuter and ever shrinking. i vow to work on more cardio to melt the chunk off my upper thighs and let the horses here in Colorado carry the saddle bags from now on.

      i can't tell you what an impressive thing it is to me to be able to see my veins in my forearms. to be able to lift my full body weight with my arms only. to know that i could actually kick some ass if ever the need be. thankfully i'm non-confrontational and have a knack for staying out of trouble so the last won't be an issue.

      thank you perfect pull-up for being fun and versatile and having more than one exercise. my love for you is eternal and you never care that i'm simply using you. and i know you love me back because you support me. you never fall when i want to hang on you. you are stead-fast and strong working in conjunction with your steel screws and my door frame. if you only came with a fleshy pair of lips and penis attachment. we would wed.

      coin operated boy

      coin operated boy
      sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
      but i turn him on and he comes to life
      automatic joy
      that is why i want a coin operated boy

      made of plastic and elastic
      he is rugged and long-lasting
      who could ever ever ask for more
      love without complications galore
      many shapes and weights to choose from
      i will never leave my bedroom
      i will never cry at night again
      wrap my arms around him and pretend....

      coin operated boy
      all the other real ones that i destroy
      cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
      never let him go and i'll never be alone
      not with my coin operated boy......

      this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
      with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
      can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
      i didnt think so but im still convinceable
      will you persist even after i bet you
      a billion dollars that i'll never love you
      will you persist even after i kiss you
      goodbye for the last time
      will you keep on trying to prove it?
      i'm dying to lose it...
      i want it
      i want you
      i want a coin operated boy.

      and if i had a star to wish on
      for my life i cant imagine
      any flesh and blood could be his match
      i can even take him in the bath

      coin operated boy
      he may not be real experienced with girls
      but i know he feels like a boy should feel
      isnt that the point that is why i want a
      coin operated boy
      with his pretty coin operated voice
      saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
      straight and to the point
      that is why i want
      a coin operated boy.

      -the dresden dolls

    • anyone wanna buy me this?

      9 years ago

      the_tailor

      www.boobietrapcorsets.com/page15.htm

      :) we can call it a belated birthday present!

    • the lie

      9 years ago

      the_tailor

      the lie was (and usually is) "i love you".

      it's awfully hard to believe that, when you tell me that i can trust you and you have no secrets, but i borrow your phone and find texts to your ex about how you're sorry if your were staring at her tits. about how nice said tits are and how you want to squeeze them. then one that says "loves you".

      i'm highly frustrated because i opened up to this guy and told him about how much i've been hurt recently and it was at his welcome. it was like i gave him directions on how to hurt me.

    • scummy motherfuckers!

      9 years ago

      the_tailor

      why is it that men LIE? just flat-out, bald face lie?

      grow up!

    • i guess i'm just as single as i was...

      10 years ago

      the_tailor

      in the past two weeks i have gotten sporadic txt messages and two 10 minute conversations and ignored for the past two days.

      here's something i want to tell you guys out there... DON'T MAKE A GIRL ENJOY HERSELF MORE THAN SHE HAS IN A REALLY LONG TIME, TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AND THEN BASICALLY IGNORE HER ONCE YOU HAVE LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      i don't need attention every day but if you tell me you will give me a call, your ass had better fucking call!

      batter up!

    • sex is on fire.

      10 years ago

      the_tailor

      Lay where you're laying
      Don't make a sound
      I know they're watching
      They're watching

      All the commotion
      The kiddie like play
      Has people talking
      Talking

      You
      Your sex is on fire

      Dark of the alley
      The breaking of day
      Head while I'm driving
      I'm driving

      Soft lips are open
      Them nuckles is pale
      Feels like you're dying
      Your dying

      You
      Your sex is on fire
      consumed with what's to transpire

      Hot as a fever
      Rattling bones
      I could just taste it
      Taste it

      But it's not forever
      But it's just tonight
      Oh we're still the greatest
      The greatest
      The greatest

      You
      Your sex is on fire
      You
      Your sex is on fire

      consumed with what's to transpire

      And you
      Your sex is on fire
      consumed with what's to transpire

      sex is on fire - kings of leon

      hand's down one of the best bands at the moment. and i just can't get this song out of my head. or the thoughts of him out of my mind.

    • happy new year

      10 years ago

      the_tailor

      to everyone on here, may your 2009 be blessed and be by far superior to 2008!

      [http://sendables.jibjab.com/sendables/202809/2008_year_in_review#/teaser/202809]please check out this musical number[/link]

    • things have vastly improved

      10 years ago

      the_tailor

      i have officially had the best christmas i have had in a bazillion years it seems! i managed to get my mom great gifts for once, i met someone who makes my heart beat wildly, makes my legs shake all while i'm laughing so hard my face hurts and my eyes are watering! i hope this good lasts for a good while!

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    • i put on a strong face

      10 years ago

      the_tailor

      but i'm still so sad about everything.

      how could he?

      i got into a car accident yesterday with my friend karli and i have whiplash now. it wasn't our fault. we got rear-ended. but now i'm in so much pain. and things always seems so much worse when my pain is bad.

      he told me he felt like a failure about his divorce... i feel like a failure that after all i gave to him in so many ways, he could just not even want to see me at all.

      the weight i have lost, the hair i have grown. all the things that are supposed to attract men. all i get a are a bunch of guys that talk shit to try to cheer me up. not that i don't appreciate it.... but why is it when i actually believe in one it crumbles in my hands.

      has anyone ever read "the monsters in my tummy?" seems to me it's time for me to re-read that...

      my heart is still broken smiley2.gif

    • the song making me feel all sad like...

      10 years ago

      the_tailor

      First Girl I Loved

      (from the album Rubaiyat: Elektra`s 40th Anniversary; performed by Jackson
      Browne with David Lindley)

      First girl I loved--
      Time has come I will sing the sad goodbye song
      When I was seventeen, I used to know you
      And I haven`t seen you now in so many years
      And the last time I saw you
      You said you joined the Church of Jesus
      But me I remember your long red hair
      Falling in our faces as I kissed you
      I just want you to know I just had to go
      I just want you to know I just had to grow
      And you`re probably married now
      With a house and car and all
      And you turned into a grown-up female stranger
      If I was lyin` by you now, I wouldn`t be here at all

      Well we parted so hard
      Me rushing `round New York with a guitar
      Making love to people I didn`t even like to see
      And I still sometimes think of you
      As I lay here in the six at morning
      And in the lonely midnight
      I`ve got to hold your face before me

      I just want you to know I just had to go
      I just want you to know I just had to grow
      And you`re probably married now
      With kids and all
      And you turned into a grown-up female stranger
      If I was lyin` by you now, I`d just have to fall

      And I never slept with you
      Though we must have made love a thousand times
      `Cause we were just young
      Didn`t have no place to go

      I just want you to know I just had to go
      I just want you to know I just had to grow
      So its goodbye First Love
      And I hope you`re fine
      I have a sweet woman
      Maybe someday she`ll have babies by me
      (She pretty)
      She`s a true friend of mine

      -Jackson Browne

      i got rear-ended yesterday. i have whiplash all through my neck. i can't go see the doctor until tuesday.

      i have been feeling mighty sad today. smiley3.gif

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  • Comments (286)

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      hey shannon, whats new? deleted your facebook?

    • Possumdude0

      9 years ago

      Hey tailor, long time no chat! How have you been doing?

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      absolutely!
      just let me know if you have any favorite pictures of yourself.

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      would you like me to draw you?

    • messenjah

      9 years ago

      not normally
      my primary photo there is this one

    • messenjah

      9 years ago

      add me on fb then "daniel winnett"
      easier to chat that way

    • messenjah

      9 years ago

      shame koz ive got a romantic meal for two and im having trouble eating all of her

      do you has msn/aim/yahoo?

    • messenjah

      9 years ago

      ooo sexy
      would such red meat be human flesh maybe?

    • messenjah

      9 years ago

      awesome
      but that doesnt quite explain why "the tailor" and not "the soul eater of doom" or something

    • messenjah

      9 years ago

      so i find myself wondering
      why "the tailor"? is that like some super awesome burlesque superhero name?

    • messenjah

      9 years ago

      yeah i removed the option to friending, it avoid random FRs from people i dont know

    • messenjah

      9 years ago

      please excuse my ignorance
      the compliment stands though albeit corrected
      "youre just as beautiful as a sexy burlesque dancer lady as you are just normally, you radiate beauty"
      fact your radiation is so strong i bet in your present people grow an extra limb (innuendo double-entendre totally intended tongue.png)

    • messenjah

      9 years ago

      youre welcome gorgeous
      youre just as beautiful as a sexy stripper lady as you are just normally, you radiate beauty

    • ElWaldorf

      9 years ago

      u sure about that? Not very recommended.

    • ElWaldorf

      9 years ago

      that i did, i have a ton of photos to go through to see whats good and whats not.

    • ElWaldorf

      9 years ago

      very much soo, messing around with my new laptop as we speak!

      and clearly not ready to go to work tomorrow...blah

    • ElWaldorf

      9 years ago

      haha, well its my first festival with a funny name too. Personally, I grew tired of my friends going to these things, but I needed a city. Thankfully, Lolla found me. tongue.png sides its a good excuse to see my brother.

      And no worries! We shall meet somehow. Then will get married or something, i'm sure will fall in love on site.

    • ElWaldorf

      9 years ago

      hahaha, you dork.

      nah i haven't left yet, i'm going tomorrow. And i'm gonna make you uber jealous with pix i'm gonna send you tongue.png

      smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • PeteZahut47

      9 years ago

      Sexcellent. *snicker* Nah, I'm not as far up as Loveland, I'm damn close to Columbine High School, though.

    • PeteZahut47

      9 years ago

      .....I think we've had this discussion before....

      Well, you're in the Springs which is sort of uncharted territory for me.

    • ElWaldorf

      9 years ago

      yea you should have seen him when taking that, he was soooo small. Early by 6 weeks but hes all good and much bigger now.

      Can't wait to do Uncle stuff.

    • PeteZahut47

      9 years ago

      From what I can remember? Epic.

      I woke up and there's cake, Guinness and a copy of Watchmen laying on the floor of my room though.

    • ElWaldorf

      9 years ago

      said guy in your journal.

      its gonna be a blast, staying with my brother whos getting me the hook up to certain things. bunch of bands i love, its the vacation i didn't earned.

    • ElWaldorf

      9 years ago

      well i'll be in chicago for lollapoloza...not really that close but much closer than i am now.

      give me a call/text if you want later, sorry for this this guy here :/

    • ElWaldorf

      9 years ago

      smiley12.gif

      so i'll be somewhat closer to you in like 2 weeks.

    • PeteZahut47

      9 years ago

      Nah, after this weekend I feel old.

      My brothers takin me out tonight, gonna get me some action! smiley0.gif

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      you live!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      well thats good to hear! what have you been up to?
      I'm ok, even though summer is just like the rest of the year for me only warmer.

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      ahh, that makes sense. glad your enjoying it!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      hey! you're alive! hows your summer?

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      Hi Shannon! How are we doin?


      I enjoyed your pics very much, i thought you don't get nekkid tho?

    • ErokDragun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just here

      10 years ago

      Hiya darlin! I saw all your new pics, but there were just too many to comment on. liked the last one....w/ you taking the bra off ....lol

    • Caboose12

      10 years ago

      Haven't talked to you in a really long time! How are ya?

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      no prob, how have you been lately?

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      you do look amazing with long hair!

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      haha, way to reply back to me on your own page.

      and it went well tho.

    • the_tailor

      10 years ago

      In reply to ElWaldorf, #-1:

      ya. basically.

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      so i've nothing on the meaning to that song, so we can just go with its about sex and lots of it.

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      i hopes your feeling much better!

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      hi smiley0.gif

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      how we doing sweetheart?

    • demonswraith

      10 years ago

      Hiya! Things are well here! I made a trip to Steve and Barry's for some awesomely cheap clothes but other than that nothing too new here. Has your connection and/or compy gotten better? eh? eh? lol

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

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      yup

      :P

    • marsmj

      10 years ago

      It's true, but the best I got. Perhaps someday we can meet more formally. That is if I get excepted and go to the University of Denver. Of course I actually have no idea how close that is to you in Colorado Springs. Don't know my Colorado geography.

    • marsmj

      10 years ago

      Awww, shucks. I tried my best.

    • marsmj

      10 years ago

      Well, hello then. I'm Michael. Nice to meet you. ;) I frequent the CBMF, but I don't think I've ever been on while you are. Nice to formally make your acquaintance.

    • marsmj

      10 years ago

      Have we met?

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      look at me! i'm all cartoony now!

    • demonswraith

      10 years ago

      Hey you! How's it going?

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      ditto to your title!

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