thehermit3

Female
from Elgin, IL

  • Activity

    • sex and the city sucked.

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      i sorta like the show sometimes..
      but the movie was just one big depressing drama fest. especially if ur single.


      and people need to learn to keep the the plans they make.. or at least give a person a day notice. seriously...

    • stuck at work

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      so im a full time nanny now..
      and ive been at work... since thursday at 6 am.. and i dont get off till tomarrow at 3pm. then i get half of sat and all of sunday..and a week of this again..and on monday its an over night again bc my boss is out of town..

      and im dieing of bordem.. after the kids go to sleep i just sit at the computer and do homework or chat with friends.. which is nice.. but get kinda old.

      i miss human contact that is not in parent or child form.


      but eh.. im makeing big bucks so cant really complain..
      but if u know me..u know i will anyway.. but ive got a fun sat and sunday planed so far.. so it wont be too bad.

      and ive made a new friend. my friend jori had this friend that she thought id get along with. so ive been talking to him on line for a few days and we are going out on sunday night. so that promises to be interesting.

      that is all

    • magens rant

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      so im going nuts.
      ive been pretty much stuck in the house since tuesday when i got my wisdom teeth taken out. im on vicodin so i cant drive anywhere. so even when i had to go to work for a few hours my mother had to drive me around.

      im going nuts. no one is really online and their is only so many times a day i can check facebook and myspace. and im caught up on all my shows.

      andy has helped a lot by comeing over every day and watching a movie..but thats only 2 hours out of my day.

      on top of all this im in alot of pain.. cant chew... and my face looks as if i weight 350lbs..

      and im also going with my family to our cottage in WI this weekend. so i get to sit on the beach and watch everyone else have fun on the boat tubeing and water skiing.. blahhhhh

      and the only person that could save me is tony and he isnt comeing up this weekend.

      damn damn double damn.

    • holy crap

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      so ive got the cheeks of a 350lb woman. its really freakin me out. stupid swelling.
      oh and thank god my employer has a soul and let me go home early today or id never would have made it. same with tomorrow, he said i dont have to come in the full day.

      im telling u these cheeks are ridiculous. stupid wisdom teeth.

    • wisdom teeth.

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      fucking sucks..
      i just got my wisdom teeth out.. and they wont stop bleeding..
      vicodin is doing shit for me.. and ive got to work tomarrow.
      bloody hell

    • crap

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      so today is the day that my "break" with andy is over.
      and now i have to chose.
      well not so much chose but getting the guts to tell him its over and break his heart.

      gah i hate doing this.

      he has been trying so hard to be nice and win me back..
      but i just dont feel the same way about him that i once did...
      damn damn damn

      ok that is all

    • wahoo...

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      my car is finally fixed!!! no more having to suck up to my sister so she will let me use her car. terribly excited. course.. thanks to tim.. im to sick to leave the house.. oh vengeance will be mine tim.. vengeance! lol

    • funny

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      The Why's of Men..........

      1.

      WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
      (because they are plugged into a genius)

      2.

      WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
      (they don't have enough time)

      3.

      WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
      (they don't stop to ask directions)

      4.

      WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
      (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


      (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


      5.

      WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
      (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


      6.

      WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
      (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


      7.

      HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
      (don't know.....it never happened)



      8.

      WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
      (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)



      Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
      heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!


    • pearls of wisdom

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      Pearls of Wisdom
      "Twenty-Five Things It Took Me Over
      50 Years To Learn" by Dave Barry

      1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

      2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.

      3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.

      4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

      5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

      6. A penny saved is worthless.

      7. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies.

      8. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

      9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.

      10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

      11. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

      12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

      13. There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer; after sorting through millions of possible plot premises, it spits out, "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and the executives turn this concept into a show. The next time they need an idea, the computer spits out, "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." Then the next time, it spits out, "FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And so on. We need to locate this computer and destroy it with hammers.

      14. Nobody is normal.

      15. At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and announce that:
      * The universe is even bigger than they thought!
      * There are even more subatomic particles than they thought!
      * Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong.

      16. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

      17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

      18. The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what the advertiser actually thinks. For example:
      * If the advertisement says "This is not your father's Oldsmobile," the advertiser is desperately concerned that this Oldsmobile, like all other Oldsmobiles, appeals primarily to old farts like your father.
      * If Coke and Pepsi spend billions of dollars to convince you that there are significant differences between these two products, both companies realize that Pepsi and Coke are virtually identical.
      * If the advertisement strongly suggests that Nike shoes enable athletes to perform amazing feats, Nike wants you to disregard the fact that shoe brand is unrelated to athletic ability.
      * If Budweiser runs an elaborate advertising campaign stressing the critical importance of a beer's "born-on" date, Budweiser knows this factor has virtually nothing to do with how good a beer tastes.

      19. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

      20. You should not confuse your career with your life.

      21. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

      22. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

      23. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

      24. Your friends love you anyway.

      25. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

      Originally published in Dave Barry's 1999 book, Dave Barry Turns 50
      Click here to purchase

    • crap

      11 years ago

      thehermit3

      boy land just got more complicated.
      im missing some one i shouldnt miss. ..
      and my boyfriend that im on a break with.. his grandma is dieing..which makes it hard to even think about breaking up with him..if thats even what i want to do..
      gah.. stupid boys

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  • Comments (185)

    • purepownage

      11 years ago

      whoops sorry about the doubly post there

    • purepownage

      11 years ago

      hewoo!

    • purepownage

      11 years ago

      hewoo!

    • E102_Gamma

      11 years ago

      Hi there ^_^

    • h0tp1nk

      11 years ago

      sorry!!!! i'll do it right now :D

    • thehermit3

      11 years ago

      try to bring some stuff that doesnt have sugar in it.. like baked chips or fruit./veggies or something bc i get sick if i eat to much sugar lol.. but it all sounds good.. super excited

    • h0tp1nk

      11 years ago

      i am SO excited! you have no idea. this show is sold out, so there's gonna be hella people there, too. we're gonna need to be front row to survive. we'll find shit, don't worry. oh, and food. i'll bring lots of food, too. any requests? i'll pick you up between 7 and 7:30, so we can attempt to beat morning rush hour. call me if anything changes or whatnot.

    • h0tp1nk

      11 years ago

      doors are at 6. so, 9 hours.

    • h0tp1nk

      11 years ago

      haha okay, so that is a little extreme. but i've been asking the people in front what time they get there at every concert i go to, and everyone gets there around 11am. so, i wanted to be safe.

    • h0tp1nk

      11 years ago

      haha, we won't need to camp out overnight. i promise. but, we'll get there super early.
      pacsun is actually gonna schedule me that morning, but they're being fucktards, so i'm never going back there again. fuck them.
      we'll have to get there super early, though. i was thinking around 9am, just to be safe.

    • h0tp1nk

      11 years ago

      hey! i have a question for you:

      on a scale of 1 to 10, how important is getting front row for TAI to you?

      be honest.

    • PsychoGirl

      11 years ago

      On the 10th, right?

    • PsychoGirl

      11 years ago

      I'm sure you'd appreciate this. It's hillarious. Woot for College Bohemian Rhapsody! www.collegehumor.com/video:1781938

    • PsychoGirl

      11 years ago

      Dr. Cox= Pure AWESOMENESS

    • h0tp1nk

      12 years ago

      nope, it's just me. :) ahh i'm so excited!!

    • h0tp1nk

      12 years ago

      yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      is it just gonna be us?

    • h0tp1nk

      12 years ago

      YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
      ohh i am so happy now!! i love you!!!! <3

    • h0tp1nk

      12 years ago

      www.ticketmaster.com/event/04003EEBBE37329D?artistid=971786&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=1

      tickets are $19 plus w/e conveniences charges they decide to throw at you

      we would prolly drive down together. i could come pick you up, or you could get a ride to my house. you live like, 5 mins away from me.. so i'm fine with either.

      if you have to come down later though, i'm going to be waiting all day for front row spots, and whenever you get there you could just cut me

    • h0tp1nk

      12 years ago

      the academy is, is playing november 24th @ the riviera .. its a saturday .. OMG GO WITH ME. please?

    • h0tp1nk

      12 years ago

      soo you're down at isu?? i'm coming down this monday and tuesday, call me if you want to hang out and such. i haven't seen you in forever!!!

    • PsychoGirl

      12 years ago

      I did... but I was bored and wanted to tell everybody about the baby!!

    • PsychoGirl

      12 years ago

      Hello... queer.

    • tk4212

      12 years ago

      hey u what u doing

    • PsychoGirl

      12 years ago

      I'm deleting my account. Here's some points.

    • h0tp1nk

      12 years ago

      haha yes! i saw that one too!!!

    • DC_John_Smee

      12 years ago

      yeh i was well chuffed. i pwnd those suxxorz

    • DC_John_Smee

      12 years ago

      technically we arent having sex because im not going to do that until im married. and anyway, shes away this week and i was on form. got 31 kills in one match! w00t!!

    • DC_John_Smee

      12 years ago

      im complaining coz im not getting any sleep. its like a total reversal of the last 5 years. too much sleep, no love. now im getting too much love and no sleep! its affecting my halo skillz!

    • filakia

      12 years ago

      that's exactly what i said! they effin put up some toothpicks on a piece of canvas and call that art. effin retards, i could do that. come visit and we'll go together. we'll be obscenely loud and make fun of all the wannabe artists. i know how much you love that kinda stuff

    • tk4212

      12 years ago

      lucky i love u

    • DC_John_Smee

      13 years ago

      do you have season three over there? i cant wait! i want it now!!

    • PsychoGirl

      13 years ago

      *Slaps your butt.* I win!

    • PsychoGirl

      13 years ago

      Rawwwrrr!! :-D

    • bllack_eagle

      13 years ago

      here i go again on my own...
      going down the only road iv ever known
      like a drifter iw as born to walk alone.
      wondering if u mgiht like some whitesnake lyrics.. =P

    • DC_John_Smee

      13 years ago

      hey hey! your back! hello again!

      if youve got any spare time, can you do me a favour and go here and

      vote for microbefox!

    • PsychoGirl

      13 years ago

      Magen is a homosexual.

    • DC_John_Smee

      13 years ago

      can you smeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll what the puny guy in the towel is cooking?!?!

    • tk4212

      13 years ago

      hey baby i get to see u in alittle over 12 hours actually more like 14 wahoo cant wait babe

    • DC_John_Smee

      13 years ago

      can you see my pics? are you even getting this? agh! i have an idea. if you cant post on my profile, post on your comments instead.

    • DC_John_Smee

      13 years ago

      ok, this is trippy. my pic doesnt show up, and it says missing parameter?

    • dilo

      13 years ago

      please vote for me

    • bllack_eagle

      13 years ago

      lol wrighting papers =S what for?

    • bllack_eagle

      13 years ago

      im alrite =)

    • bllack_eagle

      13 years ago

      hey hey!!
      i never rle commented on ya1

      so.. how you doin??
      =P

    • DC_John_Smee

      13 years ago

      french maid eh? kinky. i think ive got the figure.

    • Griff26

      13 years ago

      This post has been deleted by a moderator.

    • tk4212

      13 years ago

      hey baby thought i would drop u a line and let u know i love and just like a week till i see u waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo

    • h0tp1nk

      13 years ago

      rule number two: talking of secrets in general will lead people to your page, thus informing them of MY SECRET making it a secret no longer


      why? because there are certain people here that know my sister. enough said.

      Post edited 4/27/06 1:38PM

    • h0tp1nk

      13 years ago

      rule number one: do not mention Jori is no longer a virgin on her RvB site

      let me tell ya, it was one very good time

      please dont say anything though

      promise me

    • h0tp1nk

      13 years ago

      lol u prolly dont

      besides, it's nothing too serious

      we've only had sex once

      anyways, he's one of caitlin's boyfriend's friends

      Smizzles is waht he's known as

      Matt Smith is his real name

      Post edited 4/27/06 1:28PM

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