tigercorpse

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from Scotland. It has no sun. Love it.

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    • The Return

      10 years ago

      tigercorpse

      M'back.
      I'm past saying sorry. I'd say I'll keep coming, but we all saw how that turned out last time.
      Stevo did keep his word... after two months he slapped me twenty times. My beard gave him carpetburn.

      I could list all the things I've watched, played and read since then, but I can't be arsed. So I'll just talk about the main things.
      I've been playing Soul Calibur IV a lot - I've come to the conclusion that the Apprentice is almost as good as Captain Stabby (Raphael), and that Yoda is an evil little green prick with about as much decency as the bastard lovechild of Genghis Khan and Adolf Hitler.
      I'm about halfway through "The First Law" trilogy - 'tis epic, evil, and beautifully twisted.
      Also, been watching Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - hugely overhyped. It's good, but unless it improves it looks like a 7/10.

      Anyway, thats enough for now. I'm gonna try to keep coming, but I promise nothing.

    • ENOUGH!

      11 years ago

      tigercorpse

      That's it! I am going to keep coming!
      Stevo, if I'm offline for more than three days, hit me. Hard.
      I admit I'm a little swamped, but that's no excuse. Even with the quantity of games I have to play... I'll abstain from Halo 3 and The Orange Box if I have to.

      ...on a lighter note, Assassin's Creed was WAY too short. As was Trigun, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Devil May Cry (kickass anime), Black Books, several Bill Bailey gigs, two Dylan Moran gigs, a Dara O'Brien gig, and every other good thing I've finished since my last journal.
      Naruto took a long time to finish... now I'm bored waiting for the next episode.
      On the other hand, I have concluded that Tekken 4 is the worst excuse for a game I have ever played. Avoid it if it costs your life.

      But I didn't come back to bitch. I'm staying, and that's the end of it. And as we all know, the end is only ever the beginning, and the beginning is nothing less that the final curtain.
      You see, it's the bit in the middle you should really be afraid of.

    • War Thread 7

      in Forums > War Thread 7 | Follow this topic

      tigercorpse

      Just like the last six threads, you just fight the others in the thread using any means you choose; like before, you can Ally and stuff, but mostly have fun.

      Rules
      1.Please, for the love of god, use correct grammer....
      2.dont be a fucking noob, no one hit kills or shit like that...
      3.no acting like or being a god...
      4.if you continue to act like a complete noob, anyone caught disrespecting rules will be banned from the thread.

      Now... LET THE CHAOS COMMENCE!

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    • Not again...

      11 years ago

      tigercorpse

      SORRY!
      Sorrysorrysorrysorryso-o-ooorry!

      I'll try to stay on more. I just got swamped again... and then there was a homework dry patch. I would have come on, but it just happened to coincide with the arrival of a little game called Mass Effect.

      Those of you too moronic to know what I'm talking about, go find daddy's gun, look down the barrel and start playing with matches and triggers. After drinking all that stinky burny stuff the grown ups get so happy after drinking. And juggling with meat cleavers.

      Anyway, my many travels in the universe have led me to one conclusion; no matter what is your gender, or the colour or your skin; no matter your creed, or your code of honour; no matter your beliefs, or your dreams; no matter your desires, or your aspirations; no matter your fears or your habits; no matter your food or your drink; no matter your species, whether predator or prey, no matter your very soul itself - no matter any and all of these things, no matter what, I have come to realise that one thing shall always rule over all existence.
      No matter how smart, or strong, or determined you are, it's always fun to make a big robot blow up.

      Not the deepest of philosophies, but it works.

    • IT'S BACK!

      11 years ago

      tigercorpse

      MY PRECIOUS COMPUTER IS BACK!
      *Cue squealing/ happy dancing/ joyous celebrations*

      For those of you that don't know... that is, all but one of you... my computer fouled up last Friday.

      Annoying, considering I'd just finished downloading Samurai Champloo and Inuyasha, was almost halfway through Trigun, finishing up a few episodes of Bleach and was about ten minutes away from another two episodes of Excel Saga.

      It froze in the middle of a net session, shut down, and when I started it up, I couldn't load it up past a certain point, at which it auto-rebooted. So, into the shop it went.

      So, essentially I'm now set back £262 and I can't access pretty much everything I've ever downloaded... YET. Some of it may be safe on the old hard disk. And I will say... if Trigun and Excel Saga ain't in there, I will go volcanic.
      S'like going ballistic, but more violent. And destructive. And hotter. And funnier for anyone watching.

      ...also... it's taken me more than a year to get Inuyasha finished. I didn't even get the chance to watch the last thirty or so episodes. So, I'm slightly pissed off about that. I'd be more pissed, if the characters weren't such whining little brats, with barely enoiugh intelligence for the smartest of them to be called "borderline retarded". Seriously, Kagome needs shooting.

      Anyway... you'll forgive me if I don't provide any links in my journal. My planned crusade of anime awesomeness will have to wait, so you'll have to settle for my sage critique.

      I got another volume of Oh My Goddess and the next two of Recast. I've also read through City of Bones and The Black Tattoo - both in the modern fantasy styling, with more than a bit of dark comedy - so I'm onto The Insult, and FINALLY David Eddings' trilogy, The Tamuli, which I highly recommend. It is my sincere opinion that Eddings weighs up there in the fantasy rankings as far better than J. R. R. Tolkien.

      P.S. I'm coping at school. I'm the only person I know doing five highers, and so far the only complaints I've got are that my presentation in maths is lacking. I still get it all right, it's just untidy. Whining bloody teachers.
      I never study, and I start my homework at 10 PM the night before I hand it in.
      I am a genius. Also, whoever the big eedjit in the sky really is... WHY MY COMPUTER, YOU GIT???

      ...fin.

    • It is done

      11 years ago

      tigercorpse

      ...nuff said. Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about... well, sod 'em, they don't matter.
      Those that remain... consider yourselves honoured, for you I allow to bask in my glory...
      *Silence*
      ...bask, damn you, bask I say!
      ...
      ...anyway... there are a few remaining that may yet be trimmed. So watch it, ye who hang by a single tenuous thread.

      Also, Samurai Champloo is nearing completion. At this rate, I'll be finished by tomorrow. Trigun's still being a slow little bastard... pity, because it's one of the best anime series I've seen for... well, ever.

      P.S.: Finally got around to watching Ghost in the Shell and Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence. Long story short, I've been giving myself repetitive metaphorical kicks in the crotch for taking this long. If you haven't seen either of them yet, give me your address, and I'll gladly come over there at my first oppertunity to give you ACTUAL kicks in the crotch.
      Because I care. And that's the sort of random violence the world really needs, don't ya think?

      P.P.S.: I now have to admit I have become a manga addict. I've spent most of my savings in one day on manga... long story short, I'm finished up to Vol. 13 of Fruits Basket, Vol. 7 of One Piece, Vol. 4 of Oh My Goddess, Vol. 3 of Archlord, the first volumes of both Elemental Gelade and Recast, and I just bought the first volume of Vampire Hunter D (which is really more of a book... but whatever). I've read 13 of them in the past 8 hours, and I'm pretty sure it's melting my brain faster than a few missed chapters of The Nexus. Seriously. I'm supposed to be a mathematical genius and I couldn't subtract 7 from 10.

      P.P.P.S.: I'm back to school in two days. I have a small mountain of homework. I haven't started yet. And I have no less than three novels on the go at the moment. And in a few weeks, Mass Effect is out. So, long story short, whatever deity it is lording it over us in the heavens, what did I ever do to you, you complete and utter bastard. Oh, and could you perchance slow the passage of time for a little while? Ta.

      P.P.P.P.S.: ...I'm screwed, aren't I?

      Warning Do not click second link if you have not seen G.I.T.S. - not only is it part of the film, it is also awesome, and thus your puny little moron mind does not deserve to see it.

    • FRIENDS, MINIONS, UNDERLINGS...

      11 years ago

      tigercorpse

      ...LEND ME YOUR EARS!!!

      The much awaited friend cut is going to happen over the next week or so. Those of you who wish to remain my friend, comment here, and I will assess your worthiness.
      There are some who will remain regardless - people like Killer, Abyss, Shara and Flame Boy, that I see daily in RPs, and people like Gosim, without whom I probably would have given up on RT long ago. People possessing pure skill and intelligence, like Yoshi and Decemius, will remain also.
      So speak up. Those without comment WILL be deleted by this time next week, as will some who comment. So farewell, friend whores - ye shalt be lost.

    • A FREAKIN' MONTH?????

      11 years ago

      tigercorpse

      Dear god, I've been fucking around, haven't I? Sod it, I'll try harder to get on. I'll be on after school, so I'll see you and explain in a few hours. For now, I have to go.

      Later, guys.
      Random Violence FTW!

      EDITATIONNESS

      M'back. Again, I'm sorry for the lack of... anything on this site. I kinda got wrapped up in other stuff, and for that, I'm sorry. AGAIN.
      I have to thank Killer and Abyss for getting me back on, much thanks to your insanity. I have to thank my mate Kev, whose insanity makes that of... ooh, every RPer on this site look like Stephen Hawking at his mature, most intelligent best... thus driving me here. But most of all, I have to thank Halo 3.

      Yes Halo 3. It's been released, everyone's abuzz, and I just had to come on here to say... WHAT THE FUCK IS SO GOOD ABOUT HALO 3???
      I'm sorry, Halo is a good series, but just fuck off already! As my school's resident games geek, I've had people on my back since release about what the bloody game's like.

      So I stand here today, a proud geek, and I shall scream from the mountaintops to the very heavens themselves, "BETTER GAMES ARE COMING!!!"

      I mean it. Everywhere I go, people are so completely bloody ecstatic about the MC's third outing that they've forgotten everything else! Mass Effect, Kane and Lynch, Assassin's Creed, Fable 2, Army of Two, NINJA FREAKIN' GAIDEN THE SECOND, DID YOU ALL DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH???
      For the love of Shigsy, these are the game's I'm excited about, because they are looking a helluva lot better than Halo 3 does. Have my people forgotten? Am I the only geek in existence thinking "Sod Halo 3, I'll keep enough money to buy something better."?

      That's it. I'm done. The furious bitching is finished. So fanboys, flame away, but I'm sticking by MY guns, not John 117's. My piece has been said.
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...also, I'm up to ep 123 of Inuyasha, Volume 11 of Fruits basket, Epiode 10 of Samurai Champloo, and I'm working on Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, and Bleach.

      P.S. Killer, it was only 43. Not 50. I know. I'm a pedantic asshole.

    • Too long

      11 years ago

      tigercorpse

      Damn... has it really only been two weeks? I'm sorry that I haven't been on much, so I'll fill you in on what's been happening in my life.

      School started up again.
      I'm now addicted to Fruits Basket and Archlord (Mangas... although Archlord reads left to right. It's disturbing)
      I finally bought a PS3.

      Anyway, I suppose I ought to tell you why I've been away for so long.

      School started up again.
      I'm now addicted to Fruits Basket and Archlord (Mangas... although Archlord reads left to right. It's disturbing)
      I finally bought a PS3.

      Anyway... I might not be on as much as I used to be - I'm doing 5 highers (I'm starting to think I'm the only one) so I have a massive load of homework - but I'll still be on regularly. And do not fret, dear friends - the sarcastic mocking bastard arsehole that is yours truly has returned, and I'm here to stay.

    • Birthday

      11 years ago

      tigercorpse

      The day has arrived... my sixteenth year, and I feel a new maturity about myself... I appreciate the simpler things in life, the song of a lonely bird, the shape of the clouds floating through the sky.

      No more shall I make a fool of myself. No more shall I lose my temper, my dignity, and my peace of mind within seconds of meeting new people. No, not I - I have become as serene as an ocean breeze, for maturity-wise, I'm practically up there with Abe Lincoln and Moses.

      Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some important, mature, sensible things: a 6-hour gaming session, sleep in til four in the afternoon, go out and buy lottery tickets, and then spend all my money on games, dvds and possibly a sword or a gun or shit.

      Later.

      PS: The BBC's starting showing Heroes tonight. It's like a gift.
      PPS: It took three days, but I finally got through the entire MegaTokyo archive. And now... onto TwoKinds.
      PPPS: Finished Twokinds. Is saddened by a lack of more good webcoms to read through.

  • About Me

  • Comments (1755)

    • BlueYoshi15

      10 years ago

      Registrations for the latest season of FAL are open. If by some miracle you notice this comment in time, I assume you'll be entering again. Good luck!

    • gosimmons

      10 years ago

      Yeah, gotta love a shoot em up show with a good amount of comedy.

    • gosimmons

      10 years ago

      I've seen the first few episodes as of recently.

    • gosimmons

      10 years ago

      How about you?

    • gosimmons

      10 years ago

      I think I'll watch whatever one catches my interest.

    • gosimmons

      10 years ago

      Oh not a lot, got into several new animes, started playing the mgs series, the usual.

    • gosimmons

      10 years ago

      So what have you been up to?

    • gosimmons

      10 years ago

      Ditto to that. And long time no see.

    • JAMIE99

      11 years ago

      FUCK U!

    • Abyss2

      11 years ago

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    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      (I guess its not out yet)

      That was just evil.

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      (Thanks, I always liked the boot to the head joke)

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Temari?
      *looks up and gets blown 20 feet away*

      (question, have you seen the shippuden movie?)

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      *climbs out of crater*
      Yeah, now where's the Pink one? I hope we're dealing with non-shippuden her.
      (Yep, I finally got to Shippuden)

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      *leaps a mile above cloud*
      Dinamic entry!
      *dives back into cloud followed by several explosions*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      For pony.
      *destroys building in a flash of youth*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Oh by the blond one you meant Ino, I thought you were threatening Temari, and I was thinking thats unyouthful, but since its Ino I'm ok with that. Opening Hidden Gates!!!

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Absolutely sir! Superawesomepowerupmoveofyouthgooo!!!
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    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Oh I gotcha, now when you say rend limb from limb, do you have a grudge against someone?

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Yes sir! Though you're a little vague on the details.

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Now run into the setting sun!!!
      *sunset conveniently appears in the backround*
      Meanwhile I'll stash the puppets.

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      *stare turns dark*
      You'll eat the ramen, you'll eat it and like it! ...At least try some of this pork.

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Creepy.
      *looks down street*
      By the Love of youth its the Ichiraku place!
      *runs for Ramen*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Yeah I'm still in the, *bum bum bum* Giant Filler Arc. So where do you want all these puppets anyway?

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Sai? Is he from Shippuden? Sorry, I'm not there yet.

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      *reloads*
      I'm pretty sure he left a while ago.
      *smile sparkles*

    • Elite17

      11 years ago

      DO IT FAGGOT

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Sounds outstanding sir!
      *sees dark looking passerby*
      Get ready, shoot him!
      *takes out uzi*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Yes sir!
      *smile sparkles*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      *leaps into scene with a flash of leaves*
      Hello comrade!

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Did I hear something about youth?
      *arises from rubble in green suit*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      You know how long I've been working on these?!
      *starts to fan self off and gets blown into wall*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Almost done!
      *holds up fans on each of the puppet's legs*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      I thought it'd be more satisfying to control them ourselves. *drills fan onto puppet*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      *comes out holding a few puppets*
      Wait why do you need to kidnap ninjas?

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      We must begin work on this project! *picks up fan and goes to puppet shop*

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Both useful. How about puppets using fans!? That'd be epic.

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Yep, I wonder if they have a shop for those puppets? And I like Temari, good thing she has that fan to cool her off cause she is hot! Passerby: That was lame.
      Me: yeah...

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Yeah, thats why he needed to use a flash bomb in the forest. Also, I like Kankuro too.

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Thats always a cool move. Question, did he say it doesn't work in complete darkness?

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Yeah, but he's also rocked when motivated.

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      Shikamaru's cool, second or third favorite for me.

    • Skull35

      11 years ago

      sup Tiger. Long time, no talk. Hey, I started a new Zombie Survival RP. You should check it out. Also, please spread the word to other guys from the old zombie survival threads.

    • rezzos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      did you join 1191AD? why didn't you mention that in my journal, I'm giving to ALL who did!

    • Buhamet

      11 years ago

      meh, your choice.

    • Buhamet

      11 years ago

      ok then, seeing how I'm offering this service to all who took part.........
      ...........if you wish, I can give you a pic of the tiger if you wish..........(the tiger actually has a better version, also, I edited it to have black hair instead, it's actually pretty good quality

    • Buhamet

      11 years ago

      hmmm..............cool, thanks for taking part

    • Buhamet

      11 years ago

      forgive me for asking, but which wite one?
      the white cream one, or the white silver one?

    • gosimmons

      11 years ago

      I think about everyone needs a sponsorship nowadays.

    • BlueYoshi15

      11 years ago

      That's ok. All those things are important. Except homework. Comedy gigs...very nice.

      When you do make a profile, tell me, so I can invite you into the Nexus Trilogy club, where the rest of the Nexus will be posted. That way we can have actual discussions and fit like 200 episodes at the same time. And Bondius is there.

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