timmy199200

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    • Anyone?

      12 years ago

      timmy199200

      Did anyone else notice that Matt, Joel, and Burnie guest starred in Code Monkeys?

    • Sorry to the athiests...

      12 years ago

      timmy199200

      Due to how upsetting tis has been to so many people, I have decided to take it off.


      To all the upset people, lets talk.
      AIM: timmy19920o

    • News News and what do you know NEWS

      12 years ago

      timmy199200

      Well first I would like to share a little story, my friend was hungry so we went to McDonalds.
      He ordered a Double quarter pounder with cheese. So when he was eating I asked, how is that half a pound of death?

      Just thought that was funny...

      Ok now for something boring, I just got back from minnasota after visiting family and attending a wedding. I realized how much I miss my girlfriend and that I need to fix a few things between us.

      Now for some sad news. My mother has been hospitalized and she might have cancer in her throat. And on every side of my family there is some really big dramatic problem.

      Thats it for now.

    • Athiests as a Majority

      12 years ago

      timmy199200


      This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
      ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
      ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
      ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
      ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

      The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

      ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
      ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
      ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
      ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
      ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
      ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
      ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
      ATHIEST MOM: Because they're gay! and we support that sort of thing!
      ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

      Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

      ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
      ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

      The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

      RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

      THE END

    • I'm bored... So here's a song.

      12 years ago

      timmy199200

      Just a gigolo
      everywhere I go
      people know the part
      I'm playing

      Paid for every dance
      selling each romance
      every night some heart
      betraying

      There will come a day
      youth will pass away
      then what will they say
      about me

      When the end comes I know
      they'll say just a gigolo
      as life goes on
      without me

      'Cause I aint got nobody
      nobody nobody cares for me
      I'm so sad and lonely
      sad and lonely sad and lonely
      Won't some sweet mama
      come and take a chance with me
      cause I aint so bad

      Get along with me babe,
      been singin love songs
      All of the time
      Even only be, honey only, only be
      Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop

      I ain't got nobody 'cept love songs in love
      Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
      hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

      I ain't got nobody, nobody,
      nobody cares for me
      Nobody , nobody
      I'm so sad and lonely,
      sad and lonely,
      sad and lonely,
      Won't some sweet mama come
      and take a chance with me
      cause I aint so bad

      Get along with me babe,
      been singin love songs
      All of the time
      Even only be, honey only, only be

    • Dumb ass of the year..

      12 years ago

      timmy199200

      2ndchurch and secondvegerta are gay for many reasons, first off, he is in love with gay animes, second he uses both acounts to mod himself, third he is as stupid as a fucking whore. He trys to start fights with you by claiming something that he has no way of proving.
      For example, "youcock sucking life less pussy sucking evil deuchbag gay asshole from a gay guys ass fuck u your racist n gay fuck you your a fucking racist kkk gay nazi fuck u u hate america all gays do though so fuck u" now where does he get his sources for this? I'm very anti racist and did he say that I suck pussy? "pussy sucking" I think he did, well I can't deny that. Can anyone understand anything in this message? Cause I sure as hell don't... I'm so fucking tired of people who flunked 1st grade trying to act like their hot shit by starting stuff.

    • Only 5

      12 years ago

      timmy199200

      she was only 5
      Her dad was a drunk
      Her mom was an addict
      Her parents kept her
      Locked in an attic


      Her only friend
      was a little toy bear
      It was old and worn out
      And had patches of hair


      She always talked to it
      When no one's around
      She lays there and hugs it
      Not a peep of sound


      Until her parents
      unlock the door
      Some more and more pain
      She'll have to endure


      A bruise on her leg
      A scar on her face
      Why would she be
      In such a horrible place?


      But she grabs her bear
      And softly crys
      She loves her parents
      But they want her to die


      She sits in the corner
      Quiet but thinking,
      "Please God, why is
      My life always sinking? "


      Such a bad life
      For a sad little kid
      She'd get beaten and beaten
      For anything she did


      Then one night
      Her mom came home high
      And the poor child was beaten
      As hours went by


      Then her mom suddenly
      Grabbed for a blade
      It was sharp and pointy
      One that she made


      She thrusted the blade
      Right in her chest,
      "You deserve to die
      You worthless piece of shit!


      The mom walked out
      Leaving the girl slowly dieing
      She grabbed her bear
      And again started crying


      Police showed up
      At the small little house
      Then quickly barged in
      Everything quiet as a mouse


      One officer slowly
      Opened a door
      To find the little girl
      Lying dead on the floor


      It must have been bad
      To go through so much harm
      But at least she died
      With her best friend in her arms

    • It's time like this that really suck.

      12 years ago

      timmy199200

      IT'S 7TH GRADE


      I stared at the girl next to me... She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why...



      IT'S JUNIOR YEAR...


      My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... She decided to go to sleep... She looked at me.. Said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know... That I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why...



      IT'S SENIOR YEAR...


      The day before prom... She walked to my locker... "My date is sick" she said... He's not going to go... Well... I didn't have a date and in 12th grade... We made a promise that if neiter of us had dates... We'd go together just as "best friends"... And so we did...



      IT'S PROM NIGHT...


      After everything was over with... I was standing at her front door step... I stared at her ... She smiled at me... I wanted her to be mine... But she doesn't think of me like that... And I know it... Then she said "I had the best time... Thanks!"... And she gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to telll her... I wanted her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...



      IT'S GRADUATION DAY...


      A day passed... And then a week... And then a month... Before I could blink... It was graduation day... I watched her... Perfect body... Floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma... I wanted her to be mine... But she doesn't think of me that way... And I know it... Before everyone went home... She came to me in her smock and hat... And cried as I hugged her... Then she lifted her head from my shoulders and said "you're my best friend"... "Thanks!"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her.. I wanted to know that I wanted to be more than "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy... And I don't know why...



      IT'S A FEW YEARS LATER...


      Now I sit in the pews of the church... A church that she is getting married in now... I watched her say "I do" an drive off to her new life... Married to another man... I wanted her to be mine... But she didn't see me like that... And I knew it... But before she drove away... She came to me and said "You came!... Thanks!"... And she kissed me on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I wantd her to know that I didn't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...



      YEARS PASSED...


      I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend"... At the service they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years... This is what it said... "I stare at him... Wishing he was mine... But he doesn't notice me like that... And I know it... I wanted to tell him... I wanted him to know... That I don't want to be "just friends"... I love him but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why... I wish he would tell me he loved me"... I wish I did too... I thought to myself and I cried...

    • The AIM Stranger.

      12 years ago

      timmy199200

      Body: Do not stop reading you will regret it!
      girl meets a boy on a messenger


      crazy1 86: hey baby!!!


      h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???


      crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!


      h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???


      crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...


      crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.


      crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.


      crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.


      crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....


      h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?


      crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...


      crazy1 86 had signed off.

      The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

      Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

      Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

      PART 2...

      Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

      One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.


      h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!


      2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?


      h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.


      2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.


      2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?


      h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?


      h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.


      h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.


      2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.


      h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.


      h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.


      h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.


      h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.



      The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

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  • Comments (186)

    • Aouric

      11 years ago

      Oh boy. This is going to be so much fun.
      Just so you know, revenge is a dish best served cold. I am BLARG12, your former friend. We had a quarrel a couple months ago about the belief in God. Let me say now that you jumped to rash conclusions and stated that I do not beleive in God because I beleive in evolution. Let me say right now, that you sure a judgemental, biased person. I beleive if you asked half of the friends on your profile, they would say that they beleived in evolution too. You cannot escape the fact that evolution is widely accepted and is growing in popularity. There are so many facts that support evolution and little to none that support creationism. I am not trying to sway you to believe my way, I am just saying that you jumped to conclusions way to fast. You shouldn't just jumped to conclusions so fast. I bet you also deny gay marriage. And before you start ranting about that too, just ask yourself, "Why do I care if there are people of the same sex getting married?" Please, just open up your mind and accept that you may be wrong with some things. Take me for example. I accept that people do think that wars are okay and even some people think they are needed. I disagree with them, but I don't call them idiots and mock their entire way of thinking.

      If you choose to talk to me like a man, and not a person who needs to hide behind insults, then talk to this profile. And if you choose to ignore me like the coward you might be, then I am sorry I failed you for not trying to open your mind to more ideas.

    • LisforLost

      12 years ago

      thank you. i like it and lol

    • LisforLost

      12 years ago

      hey can you please vote for me? link is in my journal

    • LisforLost

      12 years ago

      oh no reason i jsut didnt know you were

    • Black_Elite1

      12 years ago

      Yeah.

    • LisforLost

      12 years ago

      whoa your a christian?

    • ThingAlec

      12 years ago

      kindness + talk of your religion,...REALLY intimidates them, leading them to the above.
      kindness + talking of your religion= forcing your beliefs on people. It's pretty much the same thing as saying "Satan loves you" to your face and trying to get you to accept Satanism.

      Sure you're gonna feel intimidated when someone or something you think as the enemy will try and get you to turn to their side. Just keep your religion to yourself and there will be no problem.


      Post edited 7/14/07 3:19PM

    • PhantomMaul

      12 years ago

      well people also believe in the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot. As i said earlier i don't believe one anymore than the other. It could be a combination of the two for all i know.

    • PhantomMaul

      12 years ago

      one..i'm a bad catholic that doesn't go to church but still tries to be a good person.
      two...i really don't know which i believe more. Evolution in theory makes more sense..cause i don't think humanity could have survived with dinosaurs. and they aren't mentioned in creationism yet we find their remains. so that one's a little weird.

    • Black_Elite1

      12 years ago

      it's a last resort for them.

      They will eventually, also, kindness + talk of your religion,...REALLY intimidates them, leading them to the above.

    • Black_Elite1

      12 years ago

      Nah, they do it all the time to me.

    • 9_tailed_pup

      12 years ago

      lol...ur welcome

    • 9_tailed_pup

      12 years ago

      *throws a bone*

    • Marine101993

      12 years ago

      Dude, Optimus Prime is gonna kick your ass...


      *steps a good 20 meters away from you*

    • 9_tailed_pup

      12 years ago

      lol...i was joking

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      very nice pictures man

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      sooooo whuts new?

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      no but i have 6 other pets

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      ooooooh post, i though u ment as in own one nm

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      yep totally

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      well..................... i guess?

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      umm......................

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      i was thinking about messing with you and saying yes but no they didn't, and they would have mentioned it in the news

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      i was just messing with you

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      no i am commenting on you comment that commented on my comment that commented on your comment

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      i feel sorry for the guy, he was going to most likely score but she had to go and get killed, and he got his car wrecked too so he has to take care of that stuff

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      and for saving the mods i just don't click it, i just tell them it was good and be on my way, it is like watching some person play an instrument and you just listen the walk off when they are done

      note though, don't actually do that because those fuckers are fast and hit hard.....and especially don't take their cash

      they bite

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      it is actually a different case for some peiople, like my friend Tylar, he does crack and unfortunatly he is around me during the time and he wont shut up

      like i said, different scenarios

    • 9_tailed_pup

      12 years ago

      T_T that wasnt funny

    • 9_tailed_pup

      12 years ago

      dont do that

    • 9_tailed_pup

      12 years ago

      ......ok...i guess

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      damn that was funny

      .........high five man for insulting him and making him laugh..........

    • 9_tailed_pup

      12 years ago

      what cha doin

    • 9_tailed_pup

      12 years ago

      hi

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      i will be putting up chapter 2 in an hour or two, i will upload them to phtobucket asap and i will take a quick break then i will put it on here

    • Godley

      12 years ago

      Don't think I am an asshole or anything for saying this, but if it were made by, ""some guy" did not make this for Anonymous made it, so nobody made it." Someone did make it, but we don't know who, that's why I said some guy, but I found it on this site, and so I assumed, and I guess the saying is true, "if you assume you make an ass out of u and me"

    • BLARG12

      12 years ago

      no, i dont know how to report anyone

    • xdma

      12 years ago

      no problem, comedy is fun

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      nice

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      not madness, aparently she was cursed by a demon...

      check out slightly damned here

    • Irishdemon

      12 years ago

      i have not only one but two bunnies!

    • LisforLost

      12 years ago

      oh wow thats harsh and im ok i "officailly" end school on wed. but im pissed cuase of my mom(in journal) and yeah summer has been boring

    • LisforLost

      12 years ago

      i know !!! how have you been?

    • LisforLost

      12 years ago

      hello

    • ghost67

      12 years ago

      no one is a German

    • ghost67

      12 years ago

      who are they?

    • ghost67

      12 years ago

      yeah, but since I'm in a very good mood you can join

    • ghost67

      12 years ago

      you ask anyone if you could join?

    • Marine101993

      12 years ago

      smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • PhantomMaul

      12 years ago

      glad i could be of assistance...that seriously wasn't a sentence. It was more of a word jumble that he just failed at

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