timmytheone

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    • Mod fairy is the devil

      11 years ago

      timmytheone

      The mod fairy made 10 of my mods disapear boo hiss boo.

      This is all i can be bothered to write just so yeah...

      ...Bye

    • Subjects always suck so why bother

      11 years ago

      timmytheone

      I hate the world...



      ...The End

    • Its Good To Be Back... Again

      11 years ago

      timmytheone

      Hello there young (possible old) reader it has been far to long since i was active in ye olde RT community.

      I thought i would take a break from my research for my Law essay to get back in the forums and such also because my eyes are sore from staring at such tiny print for so long

      A few things to report:

      smiley9.gif Firstly although you'll be all playing Halo 3 right now i have to recommend the game World in Conflict. Its a real time strategy set in a fictional cold war conflict. Quite frankly it is astounding, fantastic game play, beautiful graphics and the most unique RTS combat system I've ever played. Go buy it now.

      smiley9.gif Law is really really hard but I'm finding it exceptionally interesting. I've not had my mind stimulated this heavily for some time now.

      smiley9.gif I am officially a free man as of yesterday my probation has been lifted. I don't have to be so paranoid now smiley0.gif

      smiley9.gif Finally reached my goal of 50 mods (took me long enough) I was thinking mini contest? any ideas are welcome.

      Thats all for tonight see y'all in the forums.
      Yours humbly
      Andrew

    • The Offcial Questionable Content Thread

      in Forums > The Offcial Questionable Content Thread | Follow this topic

      timmytheone

      QCBanner.jpg

      Hello and welcome to my thread which i have dedicated to Questionable Content.

      For those who don't know Questionable Content (QC) is a web comic created by Jeph Jacques and based on a group of friends. The comic has been going strong for over 4 years now and over that time it and the characters therein have evolved into the comic enjoyed by thousands.

      Feel free to pop in and post whenever you want.

      Spread the QC word people... spread the word.

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    • Random happenings reported.

      11 years ago

      timmytheone

      I noticed its a fad to post these sort of images so here you go:
      Evil.jpg

      Does this mean i have to evil or something for a while?

      Anyway in other news i officially become a Law student tomorrow, should be fun/interesting/hard. I'm as surprised as you are that I'm (thats me!) a law student never thought I'd see the day.

      In other other news i should hopefully be able to order Seasons 1-5 of Red vs Blue you might heard of it. Wont be able to do it until tomorrow though, then theres the near enough month wait for them to ship out via Sweden (wtf?) but it shall be glorious when they arrive.

      Thats me for this evening.
      Peace

    • Been a while 2

      11 years ago

      timmytheone

      Well apparently my parents were due home today from there holiday. I was expecting them sometime time around Monday, thats next Monday. It's safe to say i shat my breeks, i thought they were burglars smiley4.gif

      In other news i was fired earlier today for and i quote "..willful infliction of pain on a supervisor..." What that means is i punched him in the face on Tuesday because hes is a sexist, racist, homophobic bigot who should be shot. Unfortunately as much as all my co-workers enjoyed me hitting the dude the up highs didn't. And thats the story of how a cinema worker lost his job.

      Anyway happy-ish news now, my planned holiday to California may be back on thanks to the unbelievable soundness of all my mates. They all said they will chip in money for the flights, which is just to awesome for words thats why I'm going to do a shout out for the dudes in question:

      Sam: First and foremost has to be the Samo thanks dude operation EXTREME! continues.

      Burn's: Well guess the main thing to say here is thanks for letting me smoke such a butt load of your dope for such a long time dude appreciate it .

      Beany: For just being Beany.

      Cowieson: As much as i hate to admit it the dude totally came through for me on this one thanks man. (your still an asshole)

      Thats all the main folk but everyone who's helped me out with this and everyone who helped me with the whole no money, no food thing the beans were very nice thanks.

      Thats me for today hope every thing's going better for y'all.

    • Current merch update

      12 years ago

      timmytheone

      Here is the new and update merch list for your viewing pleasure:

      smiley9.gifChupathingy smiley9.gif

      smiley9.gifCaboose smiley9.gif

      smiley9.gifThat's Right I'm A Gay Robot smiley9.gif

      smiley9.gifYou Lied To Me smiley9.gif

      smiley9.gifI Like Me smiley9.gif

      smiley9.gifIm Scared Of Myself smiley9.gif

      smiley9.gifWho's The Nerd? smiley9.gif

      smiley9.gifI Hate Babies smiley9.gif

      Fin.

    • Its Good To Be Back take 2

      12 years ago

      timmytheone

      This is the second attempt at making this journal the last one didn't seem to work here goes.
      As none of you will have noticed I've not been on in a whole week because my wireless router imploded in on itself creating a singularity which destroyed half my bedroom.
      Just kidding although it did break for a while but my cunning tactics succeeded and its now fixed.
      On other good news got my merch a few days ago for those who don't know/care i ordered the following items:

      I Like Me

      That's Right I'm A Gay Robot

      And The Button Pack

      Oddly the I Like Me shirt got more funny looks from people than the Gay Robot one. So either people round here are to lazy to read t-shirts properly or they are in fact all gay robots.
      That would be very odd indeed.
      Anyhoo the button pack gave Betsy the much needed sprucing up she need.
      She now looks damm good "pimping" you might say.

      Peace Out
      Andrew

      p.s Cunning tactics = Bashing it with my fist and swearing at it a lot

      p.p.s Betsy is the bag I've had since starting high school nearly 7 years ago

    • OMG!!!!!!

      12 years ago

      timmytheone

      I know what your thinking two journals in half an hour but this is to good not to share
      This is the line up for this years Download Festival which i have an all weekend camping pass for.

      Friday:
      My Chemical Romance
      Velvety Revolver
      Wolfmother
      Dragonforce
      Megadeth
      Hinder
      Buckcherry
      Korn
      Enter Shikari
      From Autumn To Ashes
      Turbonegro
      Anj
      Hayseed Dixe
      I Was Cub Scout
      Job For A Cowboy
      This Et El

      Saturday:
      Linkin Park
      Marilyn Manson
      Slayer
      Machine Head
      Bowling For Soup
      30 Seconds To Mars
      Aiden
      Shadows Fail
      Hellyeah
      Turisas
      Motley Crue
      Biffy Clyro
      Bring Me The Horizon
      Bloodsimple
      Necro
      Led Zeppelin
      Beyond All Reason

      Sunday:
      Iron Maiden
      Evanecences
      Killswitch Engage
      Stone Sour
      Lamb Of God
      Mastadon
      Papa Roach
      Chimaira
      Reuben
      Billy Talent
      Dream Theater
      Dimmu Borgir
      Within Temptation
      Devildriver
      Unearth
      Real Big Fish
      Between the Trees
      Kids In Glass Houses
      Hardcore Superstar
      Drive By Arguement

      This could be the best Download yet shame no Slipknot though smiley2.gif

    • Random Findings

      12 years ago

      timmytheone

      Right first off i just found an xbox in my bedroom with four games and three controllers well most of three controllers.
      Now most of you reading this are thinking whats so odd about that?
      Well I've never owned an xbox ever don't how it got there or anything.
      I'm almost positive no ones ever brought one round either so I'm puzzling over how it got here.
      Good news is theres a whole controller and one of the games was Halo 2 smiley1.gif
      So I will be setting up an xbox live account shortly once I've figured out how.
      If anyone knows how please do tell.
      And just in case you don't believe me [image_of_xbox_on_floor+yellowelectricaltape] you get the idea.
      Also check out the photos which will be up shortly of me in my sexy new t-shirts.

  • About Me

  • Comments (40)

    • bachy

      11 years ago

      your profile is awesome

    • MichyGeary FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Red vs. Blue Forum Moder

      11 years ago

      I told Burnie all about it. He even said he personally did not add me to the FU queue when he made journals about it and people suggested me, because he thought I'd already been. Then he even said he'd add me, but I've never been FU. It's such a stupid thing that shouldn't matter, but there's tons of stuff I'd like to promote in a journal if I was FU for one day....

    • MichyGeary FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Red vs. Blue Forum Moder

      11 years ago

      Here's the best part of THAT story. He did add users to the queue -- and while he did that, DiMono whisked me and my friend Matt off back to our hostel so I could retrieve the season 1-4 recap video I made. So I missed out on having my name added. Booo.

    • MichyGeary FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Red vs. Blue Forum Moder

      11 years ago

      No, sir, I haven't. Which is why I'm ticked off.

    • Ajiva

      11 years ago

      Nah man, it's all good! It was a bad insult anyways smiley6.gif

    • cunfuzzled

      11 years ago

      Myself?

      Well, those books I WANT to read. I have to read another 12 books for English. smiley5.gif

    • k1L3rman

      11 years ago

      Well, I finally got around to answering the questions you asked for my Video FAQ. Enjoy!

    • i_r_caboos

      11 years ago

      That sucks.
      But I saw Transformers twice on regular big screen. And I'm going to see it a third time on IMAX. XD
      It's going to rock.

    • i_r_caboos

      11 years ago

      O_O
      No.
      Damn them.
      This summer was supposed to bankrupt every nerd on the planet with Halo 3, Halo Wars, Halo movie, Transformers, Guitar Hero 3, and that movie.
      They're still going bankrupt but I just felt like saying that.

    • ChurchsWife

      11 years ago

      2 hours and 40 minutes.

    • cunfuzzled

      11 years ago

      Steal away. smiley0.gif

    • ChurchsWife

      11 years ago

      PS3... Crazy man.

    • ChurchsWife

      11 years ago

      I really must be the most loved person ever... I'm still in shock about the whole thing myself.

      But I thought you were still getting your 360 fixed...

    • crazylilviet

      11 years ago

      Hey, I'm a pie guy myself.

      Cake just takes the err...cake in being able to be eaten anywhere.

      Pie needs a bit more preparation.

    • ChurchsWife

      11 years ago

      Haha... Namibia, that'd be just my luck.

      Alright, we'll talk once the thing is functional.

    • crazylilviet

      11 years ago

      Ah, my bad.

      Firefights are CAKE time.

      DoWant.gif

      Despite pie's various strengths, it just doesn't have the versatility of cake.

    • ChurchsWife

      11 years ago

      Exactly.

    • ChurchsWife

      11 years ago

      Do you think they would fall for "Hey... Don't ship it back to me! Ship it to New York, please."

    • ChurchsWife

      11 years ago

      This sounds incredibly shady...

      But, hell... I'll take it at this point.

    • ChurchsWife

      11 years ago

      ... How broken is "slightly broken"?

    • MichyGeary FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Red vs. Blue Forum Moder

      12 years ago

      Hey there! This is a general comment going out to all the vets of the ATS thread.

      I will be posting the new thread Monday (today) around noon EST. I'll announce in the current ATS thread when I'll be making the new one (to give everyone a chance to get ready), and then I'll link to it. We want to give everyone, all the vets, a chance to get one post on the first page. So I'm going to ask that everyone put together their one comment and let's not resume "normal" chat in the new thread until everyone's had a chance to have their say on the first page. So just post one comment and let everyone else get their comment in before we resume normal conversation. If crunchies come in, or if questions arise on the first page, we'll all sit on our hands and wait until at least the second page to address them.

      You can put whatever you want in your comment -- favorite Simmons quotes, moments, theories, pairings, fanfictions, arts, etc. I'm going to suggest you put your comment together ahed of time in a notepad or something.

      Let's also keep the talk about Simmons for as long as we can? smiley1.gif

      Thanks. smiley12.gif

    • kalvaza

      12 years ago

      Hi! Yeah, I think Forza is amazing! I am a total car nerd, though. I've just spent the last hour in the custom paint job mode - you make images out of shapes and stuff. It's very addicting! Unfortunately my internet has this mysterious fault that prevents me from racing on XBL. I don't really know why I bother signing in... If things are going my way then it'll be fixed very soon.

      Hope all is well with you too. I'm setting off to France for Le Mans on Thursday so I'm pretty happy. smiley0.gif

    • WB_Spartan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legend of Zelda

      12 years ago

      Hey, what can I say, that pic was funny. You should listen to the song "Signs" by Tesla, thas what it reminded me of!

    • black_kitten

      12 years ago

      I'm having a friends cut. Comment on my journal if you want to stay my friend. Thank You.

    • black_kitten

      12 years ago

      ehh...im kinda depressed but i guess its all good

    • black_kitten

      12 years ago

      hey how its going?

    • cunfuzzled

      12 years ago

      Your turn on the trivia thread.

    • A236GODJacob

      12 years ago

      this is wat will happen when girls tack over the world funnypictureswomanmousekz5.jpg

    • A236GODJacob

      12 years ago

      oh ok wat ever smiley1.gif

    • A236GODJacob

      12 years ago

      then why do they sell them at christion stores smiley6.gif

    • kalvaza

      12 years ago

      Damn, really? I wanted to buy that...

    • DesertEagle1

      12 years ago

      Lucky is the leprechaun on the box of Lucky Charms. The kids try to catch him for the Lucky Charms, but he always escapes.

      The rabbit always wants Trix cereal and yogurt. But the kids always catch him in his disguises.

      They are really bad commercials.

    • black_kitten

      12 years ago

      lol the fun and glory of a part time ninja saleperson lol

    • black_kitten

      12 years ago

      ok ill ask her thank u

    • black_kitten

      12 years ago

      ok that worked for one or two pics but i seen that and do u know anyone who is doing sponsorship for cheap? lol

    • black_kitten

      12 years ago

      did u try right clicking on them and then click on show picture?

    • kalvaza

      12 years ago

      Dude what is you favorite car off all time?


      I honestly have no idea. I can't pick one favorite. Instead I have favorites that last for about a week or so. Right now it's a Porsche Cayman S with dealer fitted modifications. This one here. Click!

      smiley8.gif

    • kalvaza

      12 years ago

      It's just an image of some carbon fibre with the contrast fiddled with and a blue tint.

    • kalvaza

      12 years ago

      That's how long I waited for my latest purchase - The Uggo's CD. smiley4.gif The first time I ordered (9 months ago) it took a week to arrive but the delivery has gotton worse since then.

      The packages go through Sweden for some reason. No doubt they spend ages there before they're shipped to the UK...

    • ChurchsWife

      12 years ago

      Jenkins 2.0

      Standard RvB font.

      smiley0.gif

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