too4Teen

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    • Float

      8 years ago

      too4Teen

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      Have you ever just went through life like a log in water. For a year, I've fucking done just that. Float. Not to place to place like a vagabond, but halted everything in my life to a giant fucking still...all because I failed. It started in 2009, I stopped coming here cause I wanted to focus on my school life. I ended up failing and in that failure set forth a chain of others. Fired from job, banned from bookstore, nut-shattering depression. I wasn't suicidal, but I wasn't living either. It took a Brother to snap me out of my slump. I'm currently unemployed, but that doesn't matter. I stopped the float...time to swim.

      Oh, if you want to get in further contact with me...

      Reading: The Name of the Wind & The Wise Man's Fear A.K.A. The Kingkiller Chronicle By Patrick Rothfuss
      Watching: Being Human Series 3
      Playing: Fallout New Vegas
      Listening: Tinie Tempah & Arcade Fire

      Anticipating: Life...and all it's surroundings.

    • Christopher Nolan's Superman

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      too4Teen

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      News Here!

      Nolan admits in the interview that the idea for his take on Superman came about when he was stuck while working on the story for the next Batman movie. In a fit of writer's block, David Goyer, who crafted the stories of the previous two films with Nolan, made an off-hand proposal of what they could do with a Superman movie.


      Dude, I got to go change my pants...cause this just made me mess myself.

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    • Disney Buying Marvel

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      too4Teen

      WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! THIS DOESN'T COMPUTE!

      The official press release quote from Disney:

      "This transaction combines Marvel's strong global brand and world-renowned library of characters including Iron Man, Spider-Man, X-Men, Captain America, Fantastic Four and Thor with Disney's creative skills, unparalleled global portfolio of entertainment properties, and a business structure that maximizes the value of creative properties across multiple platforms and territories," said Robert A. Iger, President and Chief Executive Officer of The Walt Disney Company. "Ike Perlmutter and his team have done an impressive job of nurturing these properties and have created significant value. We are pleased to bring this talent and these great assets to Disney."


      Right now I'm in the fetal position trying to calm myself! Someone please tell me if this is a good thing or NOT!

      13 replies

    • MemoranDUMB

      10 years ago

      too4Teen

      So we all know that the celebs recently had this divine contingency for life and decided to mark the end of June as their month of exit. And that the gen pop will honor their memory with tributes, but when is enough…enough. Take Porn Hub for example, they gave a shout out to Michael Jackson…Michael Jackson?! Why?! For reiteration: a porn site gave a memorandum to The King of Pop…Wow. Now I know he incorporated dance moves in which he touched himself and ripped his shirt to expose his bird chest, but come on! MJ was no sex symbol , Mary Jane from Spider-Man lore was, but Michael Jackson was not. Then they added his glitter glove as some sort of phallic gesture. Personal Opinion: If you gonna remember a celb on a porn site. Do it right!

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      Farrah Fawcett was a sex symbol. She was in Playboy. She had a look that everyone wanted to acheive (see vintage 70's porn...then again don't). And was the definition of sexy.

      Again: If you do something, do it right!
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    • Fathom

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      The late Micheal Turner's mermaid comic is in production at Fox Atomic. Production was halted when Turner died, but a script is pended by Prince of Persia creator, Jordan Mechner.

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      Megan Fox signed on to play Aspen Matthews, a member of an aquatic race of humans called the Blue, discovering her heritage and the power to control water after being raised by normal, land-based human beings.

      No word on director, but there was one webpage that rumored James Cameron as part of the project. But I can't find it. If so he will no doubt bring the tech that he has on Avatar to it.

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    • Robert Rodriguez's Shorts

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      too4Teen

      And no I'm not fucking talking about his pants...

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      I'm deeply infatuated with a Rodriguez flick like the next, but after a hardcore film like "Planet Terror"...he drops this?! I can see if he did this as an in between. but no one has a definate on any of the other projects he's got on tap?! And if you thought Sharkboy and Lavagirl was weird, get a load of the subplot for this:

      "Shorts" is set in the suburb of Black Falls, where all the houses look the same and everyone works for BLACK BOX Unlimited Worldwide Industries Incorporated, whose Mr. Black's BLACK BOX is the ultimate communication and do-it-all gadget that's sweeping the nation. Other than keeping his parents employed, however, Mr. Black's BLACK BOX has done nothing for 11-year-old Toe Thompson, who just wants to make a few friends...until a mysterious rainbow-colored rock falls from the sky, hits him in the head and changes everything. The Rainbow Rock does Mr. Black's BLACK BOX one better: it grants wishes to anyone who holds it. Before long, wishes-gone-wrong have left the neighborhood swarming with tiny spaceships, crocodile armies, giant boogers...and outrageous magical mayhem around every corner. But it's not until the grown-ups get their hands on the Rock that the trouble really starts. Now Toe and his newfound friends must join forces to save their town from itself, discovering along the way that what you wish for is not always what you want.


      Short drops August 7 2009.

      Stars; Jimmy Bennett ( Kid who played Kirk in the car "Sabatoge" scene), his son Rebel, Jon Cryer, Kat Dennings, James Spader, William H. Macy, Leslie Mann, and some extras.

      This is done by Warner Bros. so clearly, since we are in hard times, he's doing this for money. I just hop it turns out as good as the first Spy Kids or even Jon Favreau's Zathura.

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    • "I Got A Rock!"

      10 years ago

      too4Teen

      If this happened to me, I'd be hella-pissed! They should have gave her a free game!

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      Jodi Wykle knew her son would be thrilled when she gave him a new Nintendo DS for his birthday.

      Instead, he was rocked.

      According to WTSP-TV, the confused teen opened up his gift only to find bunch of stones and a rolled up Chinese newspaper in place of the popular handheld.


      All I got was a rock.
      Needless to say, mom was equally stunned.

      "When he opened it, he was pulling the seal off, my sister-in-law carries a pocket knife and she opened it and that's when he pulled it out and it was Chinese newspaper and a bunch of rocks," she explained.

      The troubling discovery prompted the Florida woman to contact the local Wal-Mart where she bought the curious box and complain, but reportedly workers there told her it wasn't their problem and that she should contact Nintendo instead. Of course, Nintendo told her roughly the same thing, leaving mother and son with a $138 box of rocks.

      "They don't want to do nothing. They want me to keep the box of rocks. I'm not buying a box of rocks for $138," she said.

      Amazingly enough, however, Wal-Mart soon caved after learning that the same box of rocks had been previously returned by another disgruntled customer. How exactly it made it back onto store shelves remains a mystery, but for her troubles, Wykle was given a full refund and a $20 gift card.
    • Sweet Melissa

      10 years ago

      too4Teen

      Me and my mom hung out hours ago. I mean its not like it's a taboo thing, it's just that it has been so long since it was just us, you know. So we went to Ruby Tuesday and I ran into my ex from high school. She looked great - she gained some weight, but it wasn't like "Holy shit, did you just eat Gojira's dick?!" type huge - she was with some dude and I didn't get to meet him which was weird, because she was introduced to my mom...whatever. I digress, as soon as we head to the table, I run though memory lane. How we got together, how we split, and why her? And funny thing about it is the anwser to all of that was simple: She was sweet.

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      From the time that we met, she was a sweet little virgin who wore little to no make-up and had displayed no sex appeal to boot, but I in my [sarcasm]"infinite pimpness"[/sarcasm] decided to axe that shit after a classmate dared her to sit in my lap and I fondled her during class. She was relucutant at first, but she bloomed right on out. Wearing thongs and shorter skirts, whispering sexy shit in my ear, I officially nymphed this girl out. So whent it came time to take her chassity in an empty class one day, I was a no show. I kept avoidng her since, until now. Now...she stood before me a woman, in a public place that I couldn't run from...from the fact that I treated that girl like Grade-A top choice cattle. It took 2 Sam Adams and a well done ribeye, to come to the sad conclusion that, if I would have slept with her then and there...I would have became a womanizing dick like my pops. I'm still not fairing any better with women, but at least I'm not gonna be that type of person who hurts women so he can get off.

      Hoping they serve beer in hell
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    • At Sidewalk's End

      10 years ago

      too4Teen

      I found out recently surfing the net, that Toon Disney has been retooled into Disney Xtreme Digital. Normally shit like this would sadden me and/or piss me of to no end, because along with that programing and MTV 2, Fuse,an late night anime segment on IFC, and Anime Unleashed on G4, were the gold flakes on an expensive piece of cake that was my former DirecTV subscription circa 2004-2006. But after further research, Disney XD don't seem to bad. I mean it's line up is totally boss! In fact it's Toon Disney's Jetix on infinate high ( targeted toward 6-14 tween guys, instead of Nickolodeon type format).

      Disney XD's Line Up:
      Lame shit-
      Aaron Stone
      I'm with the Band
      Jimmy Two-Shoes
      Kid Knievel
      Kid vs. Kat
      RoboDz
      Zeke and Luther
      Monster Buster Club
      Oban Star-Racers and other boo boo kitty fuck shit like that

      Pimp Shyte-
      The Avengers: United They Stand
      Batman
      Fantastic Four
      The Incredible Hulk
      Iron Man
      Jackie Chan Adventures
      Pinky and the Brain
      Silver Surfer
      Spider-Man
      Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends
      Spider-Man Unlimited
      Static Shock
      Superman
      X-Men

      And my new fav: The Spectacular Spider-Man. It's the whole reason I'm speaking about this now. I want this boss show to have a 3rd season. Shit, it feels like 2005 all over again...but in a good way! All I need now is my old DirecTV subscription back.

      Always strolling for that nostogic smell
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    • Float Aimlessly

      10 years ago

      too4Teen

      It seems these days, I'm just content. Not happy. Content. So I know you're wondering: What's a day in the life of too4Teen to make him so content and not happy?

      Personal:
      Went car browsing yesterday and got hard. Became flacid when reality set itself in: I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY FOR A CAR! So like Bill Bixby on The Incredible Hulk tv show, I walk. Except they never show that women, driving in a car full of women, pass you by laughing their ass(es) off! Problely because he would hulk out and tear them in half! Fucking dick sucking skanks! Other than that I live vicariously through...

      Work:
      Slow as old people fucking in Bullet Time. It's getting very irksome when your boss tells you that you need to work harder practically babysitting an empty fucking store! I mean it's sooo predictible what a normal day is like their it's not funny: Pull some shit down from shelves, shoot inventory list, clean bathrooms, sweep floors, and most important help customers. And even those guys come in waves. I see at least three waves on my normal evening shift and buisness has picked up since Circuit City closed, but overall will not pick up get shit crazy until Summer. Then I wouldn't be so pent up if it wasn't for...

      School:
      Haven't talked about this part of my life for a while. I do what I can, and for me that doesn't mean a lot. Now, I knowyou are saying: Man, what a waste of money don't throw away your education. Or some shit on the lines of that. I say I care but it's kinda fucking hard when it drags on so long and others pull my attention to help them. So far I'm passing, but barely. And since I failed a class, I got put on academic probation. Fucking sucks and I just want this part of my life to speed up and reward the shit out of me.

      But for now, to sum it up in a nut shell: Life for me...just fucking drags on.

      Venting out my frustrations aimlessly
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  • Comments (533)

    • exitnine

      9 years ago

      You haven't posted a journal in over a year, Farrah's death must have really got to you.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

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    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Yo- I found Breaking Bad season 1 on the internet. I'm watching the pilot episode right now. I finished the second season already. That shit is tight, brah.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Thanks brah. Had fun hanging today- we'll meet up next weekend.

      I'm watching episodes 3 and 4 of Breaking Bad season 2 before I go to sleep tonight.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      It'll be games, comic books, movies, music, geek/pop culture, and other shit like that.

      We do need to hang- whatcha up to saturday?

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Just letting you know that I'm gearing up for a once a week podcast, and I need a couple of people to help come up with material, besides myself.

      I would be honored if you would be a contributor- you would be credited on the show as a contributor.

      Basically, you come up with some ideas, send em' to me, and I talk about em'.

      Let me know.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Thanks brah.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Yep- I'm off on Wednesday and Saturday.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Hey man- how have you been? What's new?

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Yeah- I know how that shit is. It's easy to get stressed out.

      So when do you want to hang next, dude?

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Not much, man- been working, chilling with my girlfriend, and playing Dragon Age Origins and Mass Effect 2.

      What about you?

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Nah- I'm not dead... not yet, anyway.

      I'm off on Wednesdays and Saturdays if you want to hang, bro. Missed hanging with you, chilling back to some flicks, playing video games, and dissecting pop culture.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      I'm too lazy.

      Dude- we need to hang soon

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      I literally read that she had died about 5 minutes ago. That fucking sucks. She was one of the hottest chicks in Sin City. I liked her shit with Oakenfold too. Fucking sucks dude.

      Hey- I'm off on wednesday if you wanna hang

    • AmazingSpdy

      9 years ago

      I felt that way about The Force Unleashed II initially, but basically earlier in the game, he's stabbed and thrown out a window into space. This he survives. At the end, he gets in a lightning battle with the Emperor, an event which the Emperor survives. If he can survive that first one, I'm willing to accept him surviving the second.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Lol. Her name is Katie. She's cool as fuck. She's 23, she's hot, she smokes weed, she drinks, she's insanely intelligent, and best of all- we work together.

      She's awesome.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Are you really drunk, or just buzzed?

      I was out earlier- went to a co-worker's house. Chilled out with this chick that I'm talking to on the side.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Hey man- what's up? Just got a new laptop.

    • RevolutionX

      9 years ago

      I think you got your maths wrong. I wasn't referring to pissing on the seat. My meaning was cold hands touching your junk while trying to take a piss doesn't put someone in a comfortable state to piss.

      Thirst was great. I think better than Let The Right One In. At least for me it was. But I love Park Chan-Wook's films. And Twilight are not vampire films...in the true sense of the word. They seem to be more a lifetime channel love story for wannabe goth teens with unrealistic expectations and understanding of what love is. Haven't seen the twilight films or read the books, so I could be wrong, but that's my understanding of them from what I read of people describing the story.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Meghan gets off work at 7 PM, so I'll be chilling with her after 7- we're going to go see A Christmas Carol in theaters.

      I can come over before then though- or we could meet somewhere to hang out until 7. Your call.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Not much man- been working a lot. I'm off today and tomorrow.

      In my free time, I've been playing Mass Effect. Also, I just caved in and bought all 5 seasons of Babylon 5 on dvd today. Wal-Mart had them for $20 each. Great show.

      What's been up with you?

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      You should have said hi

    • MunkyBox

      9 years ago

      soon.... soon I will be ODST

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      I promise- I'll make time for you

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      What's up, pimp?

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Oh yeah- you know it. I feel like Marvin Gaye cause' it makes me want to holla'.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Thanks for the well wishes & congrats man.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      Oh yeah- Arkham Asylum is damn good. I'm playing through on Normal first- then I'll go back and play it on hard.

      I'm in the sewers, dodging attacks from Killer Croc at the moment, and I have about 60% of the Riddler Challenges completed.

    • Jobson

      9 years ago

      I'm better, now that I'm home.

      Saw your sister while I was walking around the mall with my girlfriend.

      I feel pretty good now actually- I went down 2 pant sizes. I wore a 40 in the waist before I left, and now I'm a 36 in the waist. Had to buy some new clothes.

      Browsing around for jobs now. Applied at BAM, Blockbuster, and applied for an assistant manager job with 3 different Game Stops in Mobile.

      I'm going to apply at the Sears Home Center later on today- you have to go in person to apply and take a 170+ question test. The job is easy though- people call in for work orders, because they need repair work done on their home or appliances (refrigerator, washer, dryer, etc). I take their order, see who is in the area to assist them, assign the job, and then sit back and wait for the next call. $10.00 an hour for sitting on my ass. A friend of mine works there- he referred me.

      So what's been up with you, sir?

    • Alex_vanPutten

      10 years ago

      I can't stand him, and I have never been able to. He's probably the worlds biggest douche.

    • ColinOscarPee

      10 years ago

      Whats an Arby's?

    • Sindre1

      10 years ago

      Ooooh, now I really want to see it ;)

    • LadyMouse88

      10 years ago

      I pray he doesnt f it ... he needs to stick to the story line and maybe answer questions that the show didnt answer like hwat happen to Zuko's mother

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      While I was browsing the web for tattoo ideas, I came across this:

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      Fucking epic

    • Alex_vanPutten

      10 years ago

      it was used and the seller has no return policy.

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      Man- everyone is dying

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      What's up man?

    • Alex_vanPutten

      10 years ago

      GREAT SCOTT, IT WORKED.

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      I watched episode 1 today. It's not the Sopranos, but it definitely isn't Twilight, which is cool with me.

      Getting my girlfriend True Blood got her off of the Twilight craze.

    • LadyMouse88

      10 years ago

      I did have class with her once... it makes so sad that her family had to lay their only daughter to rest

    • ColinOscarPee

      10 years ago

      a little from column A an a little from column B.... and C

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      Greatest hookup line ever

    • pharesm

      10 years ago

      lol, you are not the first person to suggest that. I've heard everything, gay pride, Rainbow bright, I'm a girl. I looked it up, so I'm sure.

    • armor_ross

      10 years ago

      And then you go beyond that point, and break lots of shit.

    • phoenixlord

      10 years ago

      Not quite. She's been doing this for at least 2 years now. Overreacts about every minor storm.

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      Shit. Thanks for reminding me. I thought Insurrection was decent.

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      G.I. Joe looks mediocre, at best. It'll be an obligatory action movie with the standard CGI, explosions, and what not.

      But hey- everyone but me hated the Wachowski Bros' Speed Racer movie.

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      And thanks for wishing me luck. I'll need it.

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      I dunno. Guess I was going for that Nixon look.

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