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    • 7 years ago

      topchamp2000
    • Making some fanfiction with my free time

      7 years ago

      topchamp2000


      Jade Chan Adventures
      Jorgon the Demon of Darkness
      Part 1: Chi Blasters

      Moments after the final battle with Drago and Shandu in the football field:

      Jade: Come on Jackie you’ve got to let me become a secret agent.
      Jackie: This is crazy… Jade your crazy. It’s too dangerous!
      Jade: Ch! And fighting a demon with some T-Power and another one with demon chi isn’t.
      Jackie: I told you to stay at Section 13, not follow me. You don’t listen!
      Jade: But Jackie…
      Jackie: Well talk about it later. We had a tiring day and we need sleep. I need to go to a museum in the United Kingdom tomorrow.
      Jade: But…
      Jackie: Later.
      Jade: Aaawwww.

      Meanwhile…
      <Hak Foo is hugging the other enforcers>
      Finn: Hak Foo… you may be happy that we saved the world and all but we should make like a tree and leave before we get busted again.
      <Hak Foo lets go of the enforcers and nods. The enforcers start sneaking out of the football field>
      Ratso: Man security here STINKS!
      Finn, Chow, and Hak Foo: SHHH!

      Back in the football field:
      <Captain Black has the ice crew in handcuffs>
      Strikemaster Ice: Yo dog you ain’t got to do this.
      MC Cobra: Ya, it was all D-mans idea… he forced us to do it!
      <DJ fist grunts>
      Captain Black: <Sarcastically>He forced you to steal a rollercoaster, jet engine, giant robot, and concert speakers?
      Strikemaster Ice: Maybe some of that was us but…
      Jade: No excuse can get you out of this one pizza face. You have the right to remain busted!
      Strikemaster Ice: Yo shorty, once we get out of here were going to cook your crust.
      Jade: That would be agent shorty to you.
      Jackie: Jade you’re not an agent!
      Jade: Not yet at least…
      Viper: I think you would make a great agent kid.
      Jade: Really?
      Jackie: You’re not helping!
      Jade: It has to happen Jackie. Remember my future me was an agent.
      Uncle: Future is not important right now! What is important is Uncle needs to get back to shop. Customers are waitiinnnggg

      The next day in Uncle’s Rare Finds in the book section:
      Jade: Jackie won’t let me be an agent. I’ll show him I’m fit to be one.
      <Jade scrolls through books and grabs a dusty blue and purple book. She blows a lot of dust that was on the book and sneezes>
      Jade: Chi blasters for beginners.
      <Jade Shrugs and opens the book>
      Jade: Doesn’t sound like an ancient name for a book. Hmmm. How to make a chi blaster. Chi blasters come in many different forms. The most common are a blowfish, staff, sword, and fan. Uncle and big T already have dibs on the blowfish. Uncle probably has the other ones in his shop somewhere.
      <Jade runs into the shop area and sees a long sword on the wall. She takes the sword off the wall and is shaking because of how much it weighs>
      Jade: <In a struggling voice> The ox talisman would be really helpful right about now…
      <Jade puts the sword back>
      Jade: Ok maybe a sword isn’t the best choice for me.
      <Jade looks around the store some more and notices a wall of fans of all different colors and designs. She walks over carefully inspecting all of them>
      Jade: If I’m going to make a chi blaster I want it to look cool.
      <She reaches out and grabs a pair of orange sharp metal fans with the yin and yang symbol in the middle of them>
      Jade: They’re light and also sharp. Heh! lLooks like I don’t need a sword.
      <Jade walks up to the front counter>
      Jade: <In a fast voice> Hey Uncle. How’s your day? Did you get younger? Can I barrow these?
      Uncle: what do you need fans for?
      Jade: Uhhh… school project (No way uncles going to let me make a chi blaster)
      Uncle: Sure… just do not damage them though. They are antiques.
      Jade: <In a fast voice> Don’t damage the fans got it. Thanks!
      <Jade runs back to the book>
      Jade: Now time to put some abra-kadabra in the fans.
      <She start reading the book scrolling though pages>
      Jade: Types of Chi blasters. There’s more than one type? Let’s see… beam, immobilization, healing, summon. Well, I should probably start with a beam.
      <Jade gathers the materials needed and combines them together. She dips both fans in the mixed ingredients. And looks back towards the book>
      Jade: Next enchant the chi blaster with an incantation. An incantation? What’s an incantation? <Yelling into the other room> Hey Jackie. What’s an incantation?
      Uncle: Jackie’s in the UK. Why do you need to know what an incantation is? Are you messing with magggiiicccc?
      Jade: Hello!? School project! <Quietly starts to chant> Yiu Mo Gwai Gwaai Fai Di Zao, Yiu Mo Gwai Gwaai Fai Di Zao.
      <The fans start to glow>
      Jade: Now time to test this puppy out.
      Uncle: Aren’t you supposed to be at school right now. It’s twelve o’clock.
      Jade: <Not paying attention to what she is saying and trying to get the glowing chi blasters to work> No it’s summer. DUH.
      Uncle: Why do you have a school project if it’s summer? You better not be lying to Uncccllle.
      Jade: <Quietl> Ooops. Bad move Jade.
      <Uncle starts walking through the door seeing the chi blasters in Jades’ Hands>
      Uncle: Aiiee-yaaaahh! Uncle told you not to mess with magic!
      <Jade still holding the chi blaster, hurls her arms forward>
      Jade: <Talking really fast> Don’t worry! I can explain!
      <The Chi blasters send a green beam of energy wrecking part of the wall.>
      Uncle: Aiiee-yaaaahh!
      Jade: (With an innocent) Misfired… heh-heh
      <A figure emerges from the beam of energy>
      The Figure: (A high voice with an echo coming from it) I’M FREEEEE!
      <A completely black thin Huminoid looking creature emerges about a foot taller than Uncle. It has pure black eyes and a long and thin tail. The creature is wearing jean shorts and a bright red t-shirt that says in black letters, “DARKNESS FTW” on it.>
      The Figure: Thanks for freeing me. I owe you one. Although, you must be dumbasses. No offence. I mean what kind of people free Jorgon the king of all darkness. Well maybe not king of darkness yet… but soon to be!
      Uncle: <looking towards jade> Jade, what spell did you use?
      Jade: Will you still believe me if I said I didn’t use any spells? Heh-heh.

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      7 years ago

      topchamp2000

      Also got a Tumblr page with the name Topchamp2000

    • Lesson of the day

      7 years ago

      topchamp2000

      Don"t leave a metal flash drive in a hot car

    • kayaking

      7 years ago

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      posted this meme because me, Indys X9xjerkx3x, and Timinator might go kayaking
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    • 7 years ago

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      sorry bout the spam... image options giving me issues

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  • Comments (17)

    • topchamp2000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      These are my comments. They are better than Indys. Please do not spam them. Unless they are funny pictures of cats who have bad grammer issues. Like I haz a funnies pictures of catz.

    • spartan1999

      9 years ago

      thanks for joining my group

    • jjv54321

      10 years ago

      you are the champ

    • topchamp2000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

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    • yomama2

      10 years ago

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    • yomama2

      10 years ago

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    • ashley958

      10 years ago

      not

    • ashley958

      10 years ago

      so freeken cool that what u are

    • ashley958

      10 years ago

      wow ur weird

    • GreenYellow

      10 years ago

      Can you tell me how to change the word color?

    • topchamp2000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I know im cool too

    • wyoming619

      10 years ago

      hey you are one of my coolest online friends i have fo ryour but work on the gamer points a little

    • srgeberryz

      10 years ago

      you are so freefen cool

    • indys FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      you suck

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    • indys FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      you suck

      Post edited 5/08/09 10:37AM

    • jarrett93

      10 years ago

      omg your cool

    • ftuid

      10 years ago

      you are soooo cool

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