tuckervb

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    • Sucker Punch Discussion (spoilers)

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      tuckervb

      So I didn't want to post anything in the other sucker punch thread because I didnt want to ruin the movie for anyone.

      Anyway I saw the movie last night and overall I thought it was pretty sweet. Though there were a few plot points I seem to be missing, so I was hoping to get some info on that.

      1.) The wise man- Now I can totally support him being in the fantasy sequences, however His appearnce at the bus station has be a tad bit confused. Was he astral projecting into their fantasy or was Sweat Pea just halucinating becuase she actually is insane.

      2.) Amber & Blondie- So they got shot in the burlesque house (aka baby dolls fantasy world) however they never say what happend to them in the real (insane asylum) world.

      3.) The dances- Yeah I'll go with the whole dance mesmerizing thing it makes some sense (esspecially with baby doll being so hot) however does she do the same thing in the insane asylum. Or how does she distract people outside of her fantasy world.

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    • stupid friends + stupid strippers.

      10 years ago

      tuckervb

      I think the strangest place I've been to during my short time here was a strip club. I'm not particularly fond of strip clubs mostly cause of how confusing they can be. You can look but not touch... no matter how close they push it in your face. And when you don't touch the strippers call you a prude and walk off with your money. When i turned 18 my friends decided that we should go to a strip club, mostly cause I'm the youngest one of the group, and everyone wanted to go. And of course at 18 my response could be summed up briefly with the words "Fuck YEAH!!" So we drive two and a half hours to the closest strip club we can find all 6 of us jammed in one car. Now walking in I didn't know what to expect, greasy grimy pit stain of society of randomly up class strip club you see in movies. Strangly it was closer to the movie strip clubs which threw me off cause the building looked like it was built in rebuilt in 1980 after burning down in the 20's. So on we enter as we hear the music "crazy bitch" and a stripper with a knee brace dancing on the middle pole. Never in my life did I think I was gonna see a stipper with a knee brace, I mean that's dedication right there. What kind of financial shit do you have to be in to need a knee brace to continue stripping... Luckily for our cheap friend, cause of the knee brace she was 1/2 off. Little bastard tried to pawn her off on my too, the douche. Fortunately one of my friends was shipping off in a week or two so he had about $300 to blow. And the only thing I got was a lap dance from the drunkest stripper he could find.

      And if you are to learn anything from this story its this..."if you go to a strip club, find the drunk ones they may not be the best, but dear Christ they are the most entertaining." The dance starts off with here stumbling into position, to begin the hard moments. Then she jerks around a little which somehow was still sexy. Though the best part was when she almost hit my head with her 5 inch think hooker boots. So to prove that it was safe she shows how in control she is.... and knocks over her drink. Needless to say knocking over a drunk chicks drink is a bad idea. Even more so when they are naked and are trying to lick it off their breasts.... okay maybe its not that bad. Still after this the dance was not finished. So we talked for a bit to wait for the next song for her to dance to. Cause god forbid she start mid song so I could get the fuck out with my testicles intact. So there we were talking... just like two people as if she were still wearing clothes. But this thought worried me, is she so unthreatened by me that being naked is no big deal... this wouldn't be the first time I was looked upon as "not a male".

      But in hindsight I'm glad we just talked because strippers while not the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah bush, they are actually kinda fun to talk to. Its like one of those movies that's so horribly bad and stupid its funny... talking to a stripper is like watching south park. And by the time we have finished talking dancing and drinking, there was a bouncer ready to kick me out for hogging a stripper. Now I'm a scrawny white guy I cant do shit to anyone over 170lbs... so when a bouncer says move i get the fuck out. As i was getting up though the stipper defended me like the woman i am. The bouncer left I returned to my friends who by this point were ready to kill me cause what i hadn't noticed, I was in that booth for an hour and a half... best $20 spent ever.

    • Triumphent(??) return.

      10 years ago

      tuckervb

      So I've been off RvB for quite some time now and I miss this place. I signed up several years ago and i just cant seem to take this place off my bookmark list. So once again its time to start my attempt at posting on a semi regular basis. The reason behind this one is actually writing. I want to start posting about once a week the new joke/rants i think of throughout the week. This is all because I am a total loser and wish to be professional stand up. Any way im gonna post my first one here and see what people think....

      SIDE NOTE: This is a rough draft that i quickly typed so please ignore the small errors (might be hard for some), it'll get cleaned up eventually.

      It’s a little sad that I wear the pants in my relationship. Its that im particularly assertive or anything she just cant keep hers on long enough. I feel a little bad I guess, it feels like I’m stealing the title that I don’t deserve. Then again she’s willing to give it up as easily as she is it cant be helped. Sometimes it gets a little overbearing though, I love sex yes but at some point you just kinda wanna take a break and… I dunno, shower maybe. I mean they say men think about sex ever 8 seconds, that’s cause its never been this accessible for less than $50 an hour. Christ it never been the accessible for free. Most guys want to kick the shit out of me when they hear me complain, which they rightfully should, but when I cant finish a goddamn meal things are out of control. She wonders why I play video games so much. I say its cause I’m “addicted†or some shit like that really its just the only thing that doesn’t make her horny.
      My parents hate these jokes too. Cause I gotta run them by somebody before I fail in front of a crowd. And I ask my parents not necessarily because I want their opinion on my sex life but mostly as a forewarning if they ever come to a gig. Cause my parents treated me good for the majority of my life. They imparted wisdom unto me, though sometimes the “wisdoms†weren’t cleanest gems. My two favorite pieces of advice I received from my parents were when i was a Junior in High school. They were big into alcohol so they knew I would be so they gave me some warnings. My Mom told me “If your gonna drink and drive don’t forget your carâ€Â. Which was funny at the time but thinking about it last thing youd need on a DWI is a Grad theft auto charge. My dad’s was the best though, he told me “Now I know your in high school and your at that age where your goning to want to go to parties. And im okay with that, I just want you to let me know cause there is no point in us both being fucked up when shit goes down.â€Â

    • Can i has internets plz

      10 years ago

      tuckervb

      so i finally got internet in my new apt working so for the past three days ive been on XBL playint the games you can see on my profile. all i can say is "i love xbox". Its been so long since i've been able to play anything with a good connection so playing CoD4 and being able to hit people when my red dot is on them is a very very nice feeling. After the good old fasion CoD fest i popped my halo for some good old fashion xbox goodness. However i found my self horribly dissapointed. Since when did the battle rife become the new default weapon. Seriously battle rife is good but the MA5B Assault riffle is and always should be the standard weapon. None of this head shots from across the map. Any way i dont think the voice of one casual halo gamer will change the minds of the all powerfull bungie so i might as well give up. oh and I'm bored so.....

      Post your name in this journal and:

      1. I'll respond with something random about you.
      2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
      3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
      4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me, if possible.
      5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
      6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
      7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
      8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
      9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
      10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

    • DING!

      10 years ago

      tuckervb

      So its been a long time since my last journal, and for that I have WoW to blame. That cursed game has eaten my soul. I was so determined to get to 70, and now that i have a fucking expansion is coming out so ill have to get 10 more levels in November. *sigh* However thats not hear nor now. Apart from WoW my life has been good. Several weeks ago I was in Seattle during PAX, but i didn't get to see PAX I was there for bumbershoot. While I in no way regreat going to this event I was MASSIVELY disappointed to find out that they had a demo of Left 4 Dead on 360 there. Though I shall live, after all how ofter are you gonna see a guy in a wheelchair crowed surf.

      Not too long ago I picked up Star Wars: Force unleased, game is fucking epic. If you saw the release trailer, youll be glad to know that pulling a star destroyer out of the sky is part of the actual game, and not in a cutscene either. If you like starwars or just like telekenises you should pick up this game. most fun youll have for a while.


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    • Sheading a tear.

      10 years ago

      tuckervb

      For the slight tinge of betryal i felt when i saw This link. Now I say this for the mere fact that I dont like myspace. I to this date refuse to acquire a myspace page. Something about myspace just does not settle right with me. Now I could just be some stubborn biggot gamer or someone who just refuses to give in to trends that much. Maybe both, I dont know. But to think that RT the site ive been a member of for almost three years, the place I go to speak nerd with my fellow nerd friends. has admitted to being myspace-esque. A sad day has fallen upon me.

      In other news im gonna be picking up Soul Calibur 4 today. Kinda stoked for that, even though i will stand whole hartedly behind DoA as my prefered 3D fighter soul cal does its job. And with the new release of Breaking Dawn, ill have plenty of time to play while my girlfriend is locked in her room reading. Kinda of a double win to me, (does that make me a horrible person...) Possibly later today I might be seeing the new X-files movie, that has yet to be determined though, oh well if not more WoW or soul cal. And yeah thats most of the updates in my life (hence the no journal for about 2 weeks).



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    • B-day woo.

      10 years ago

      tuckervb

      So Friday was my birthday, fun fun. Ironically nothing happened cause everything was done on Thursday instead. And who am I to complain about celebrating Birthdays a day early. But yeah it was pretty cool there wasn't a party or anything all my friends were working (lame shit) so it was just me and my girlfriend and it rocked. First of all she learned how to successfully make sushi, and I got all that I could eat of custom made sushi. Followed by fresh Sake provided by her mom. This was all followed by the one present I had to actually open. Which of course from my girlfriend. I small remote control helicopter. And I don't care how old I get helicopters still rocks and trying to fly one (even the small tiny ones made for 12yr olds) is freaking hard and fun. So I played with that and WoW all while snuggling (mad skills). Then at 10:30 we got up to stand in line for an hour and a half for "Dark Knight" midnight showing. Bloody hell that was cool. And apart from that not much has happened worth noting. My room mate gets back on Monday which means I have to clean >.<. Though in all fairness our apartment seriously needs to be cleaned. Oh almost forgot my "economic stimulus check" should be coming in the mail some time very soon. And I already know what I'm gonna spend the $300 on. An iPhone, woot cant wait. Alright I swear thats all this time.

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    • blarg....?

      10 years ago

      tuckervb

      So yeah not much has happened since my last journal. Its been mostly me at home sitting on my ass/feet playing WoW. Exciting I know. though sunday i was able to de-root myself and go see hellboy with some friends. And I'm happy to say that I liked it more than the first one. Dont know what it was about it but it just seemed more..... bad ass. Maybe its because through the entire movie I kept thinking the main antagonist was a Blood elf from WoW (i should really stop playing). But yeah I found out when i showed up for work that i get thursday and friday off freaking sweet. This means i get to watch batman midnight showing and actually celebrate my birtday with something besides sleep. So thats it for this journal I'm learning the hard way that physical exhaustion and heat are a bad bad combination. only 45min till more sleep.... yay ^.^

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    • Consiousness... fadeing.

      10 years ago

      tuckervb

      .... must.... not..sleep.

      So for the last couple of months Ive been working a constant schedule at the hotel I work at. Monday -Thursday 11pm-7am, because of this I have written journals about 30min before getting off work Tuesday and Friday. Well a couple of days ago the other graveyard worker came to me and wanted to trade Mondays for Fridays. I didn't see this posing a huge issue so I agreed to it. Well the switch was supposed to happen this weekend apparently my co-worker doesn't read the schedule and decided to not show up last night (this shift). Where I thought i had the day off the last weekend threw me way off my sleep schedule so I woke up at 10pm (20hours ago). My plan was to stay up till about 3 or 4 and crash and get partially back on schedule. But no I get home from helping my dad move, sit down and start playing Alone in the Dark. 5 min into game play I get a call from my co-worker informing me of the situation and telling me he is about 2 and half hours out of town and would be physically impossible for him to show up. So here I am at work with a pile of work to my left the last guy left for me. *sigh* ill get on that in 8 min when it hits 6:30.

      On a less bitter note l recently bought Alone In The Dark, as previously mentioned in the journal. I bought this game despite the bad reviews on it hoping for a fun puzzly type environment with fire and and breakable doors. This is what I got an all around fun game surprisingly scary too one part of the game actually had me not wanting to walk into a room because I there were no lights i had seen something move. The fact that the room was located after a section of eerie music didn't help. After reading some of the reviews I noticed that most of the bashing on this game came from the controls. Which I had not problem with. They are pretty standard Action Adventure controls. I will admit that the real time item manipulation isn't spot on when it comes to combat, but the controls weren't actually designed for combat. The fact is if you get over the fact that beating three enemies to death with a ladle/chair/fire extinguisher/[random object] you'll be able to see the good game at the core of it. And as far as the reviews go I remember Assassins Creed getting pretty bad reviews as well, but the fans loved the game. So if you do enjoy a challenge and need a change of pace from the slew of shooters definitely check this game out. I'll give my final opinion on the game when I beat it but for now its got me hooked enough to make me want to know what the hell is going on which is always a good thing for a game to have.

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      *sigh* time to work again..

    • The 4th

      10 years ago

      tuckervb

      Mmkay so im gonnga keep with my posting journals twice a week as I get off work. So yeah as most people have noticed its the 4th of july. Woopie fireworks... really that's all. Even that is kidna "Meh" where i live. So yeah all thats happening for me is a BBQ with my GF's family... most of which i have never met. *sigh* I'm so screwed having to dress nice act normal. Crap Im gonna need to get my nerd satisfied before i leave wish me luck.

  • Comments (642)

    • Kyree_san

      9 years ago

      haha well take what you can guess i suppose.... lol

    • Kyree_san

      9 years ago

      ill let you know how it all works out!!

      and thanks!!
      (good luck on getting her to play Halo too! hah)

    • Kyree_san

      9 years ago

      hahah yeah it was a dream come true!

      yeah Im taking a break from WoW... it will be good for me! lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      They're changing the sci-fi channel's name to syfy later this year.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      lol I remember that now.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      I can't actually remember last years Paddy day journal.

      What was it?

    • Wynd

      10 years ago

      You planning on going to con this year?

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      lol always a pleasure to be of encouragment!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Good to have you back mate

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yeah lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Word.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Hmmm...I dunno this was pretty bad. I mean I could have had it completed a day earlier but I spent hours getting all 1000 of the light seeds.

      I was pretty sore.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      I'm working on it =P

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      But of course.

    • Kyree_san

      10 years ago

      hahah well love is hard work! haha
      as long as she willing to enjoy it even if its just because you enjoy it, that all you need!

    • Kyree_san

      10 years ago

      aint that the truth!
      man shopping...

      hmm maybe thats a good Idea

      as long as he loves VGs im ok! I could never been with someone who doesnt understand Video Games!

      yeah .... such is life!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Tbh I haven't touched the game without at least two other players lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Well...I imagine if all 4 people take over I'll not care...because I'll be one of the 4 people that left the game lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Well the bot takes over at least when a player leaves.

      Yeah I reckon CoD players are better lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Amen brother.

    • Kyree_san

      10 years ago

      yeah its pretty sweet. havent played much but its pretty!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Irony is funny though.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Oh you better.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      My team can just about do advanced with maybe one person making it. We had to switch to normal once or twice.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Even if L4D doesn't deliver (which I still firmly believe it will) it couldn't be as bad as Mirror's Edge was on the disappointment scale.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      lol as if being better than the ResiEvil movie would be hard =P

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Oh you know it.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Good times indeed smiley0.gif and that's only the demo!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Dude writing is writing. Novel writing, screenplay, poetry, standup, even frikkin computer programming, it's all about the writing!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yeah that depends on the advertising it gets and how good it is.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      It can take ages to get published. Because you need to find someone that will publish you, despite your being a new writer and thus no guarantee to pay back the cost of the publishing.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Think with you head, not your stomach!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      I don't know if it works for everyone lol

      QUANTUM > FOOD

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Bush is no longer President. Sorry, I just wanted to say it again smiley0.gif

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yes.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      You're America's last line of defence

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      lol guess I gotta give you that one

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Indeed.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Well that depends on whether or not you can be fashionably late when it comes to publishing lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      I know lol sorry just a phrase my friends and I used to use

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      lol you do that batman

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Tell me about it. I love that demo.

      Cheers =P

      K Luke you'll have to put it in your next journal before I answer the questions. It's a rule lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Exactly.

      Also you make a good case but that's the only pic of bluteam on the entire interwebz.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      lol well.....Dead Space is about staying alive...I guess you can cut to a compromise...

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Life comes before gaming man you know that.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Sorry lol

      Seriously though it's a great game. Maybe you should just rent it when you finish Fable 2, and then decide if you want more than one playthrough after you complete it?

      Like I said, 9 hours roughly to get through Dead Space.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yeah definitely mate!

      Aye L4D looks great, Valve can do no wrong!

    • Kyree_san

      10 years ago

      hee hee thanks! smiley0.gif

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      LOL

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      I knew it wasn't real lol but it was so clever!

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