tulio07

Male
from Eau Claire, WI

  • Activity

    • God dammit, I don't kjow anyone anymore

      10 years ago

      tulio07

      I was gone really long ... and now I don't know anyone. $10 says only 1 person reads this one.

    • Castration is bad

      10 years ago

      tulio07

      I was told that I would be castrated if I shunted this website any longer, Well, considering that castration is something I would most like to avoid, here I go.

      My life has not changed. Nothing special to report. Graduating in less than 2 months, but meh. Stil very single. Kinda hurts. Thousands of girls on this campus and I can't get 1. Figures. Other than that ... I have nothing new to report. Maybe I'll write a random story later tonight or something.

    • So...

      12 years ago

      tulio07

      Long story short, I totally forgot about this site for about 4 months...

    • Marrige ... what a gorgeous thing

      13 years ago

      tulio07

      Gina says:
      hey hubby!

      Captain Dudeface says:
      hey hun
      Captain Dudeface says:
      hey, did you pick up the kids from soccer practice?

      Gina says:
      yeah, well actually it got called off a littl early because of the rain

      Captain Dudeface says:
      rain? When I was their age, we cancelled games only if there wasn't a field anymore
      Captain Dudeface says:
      rain, snow ice, tornado ... teh game went on
      Captain Dudeface says:
      and it was a blast
      Gina says:
      yeah i know huh, but this day and age is different

      Captain Dudeface says:
      this age sucks

      Gina says:
      very well!

      Captain Dudeface says:
      SO ... did you do the dishes, vacuum the floors, dust the windows, get the oil changed, sak teh jewler about replacing my Rolex's battery, make a 3 course dinner and tape the game for me?
      Captain Dudeface says:
      all while I took a client to hooters?

      Gina says:
      got it Captain!

      Captain Dudeface says:
      i'll go feed the dog then take a nap

      Gina says:
      wow, you have it to easy MR

      Captain Dudeface says:
      cause Ii've had a hard day at my sit down job where I pretend to do work and play tetris

      Captain Dudeface says:
      so how was your day?

      Gina says:
      mmm, well after doing everyones laundry, cleaned the house, ironed your shirts, hung them up, took the kids to school, picked them up, took annie to ballet, took peter to soccer, picked them both up, started dinner, you called and said you wouldnt make it for dinner.......so i guess i had a bad day

      Captain Dudeface says:
      hey ... don't lecture me ... I spilled a drop of ketchup on my good shoes and I had to go to the good store on the other ide of town to get a new pair. You know, I'm starting to wonder if you really care about thsi family
      Captain Dudeface says:
      and what's this about your parent's comming over on sunday? Aren't they dead yet? You know that I don't like to be bothered durring my football games

      Gina says:
      wow you are so self centered, why cant you just record it on DVR, and watch it later?

      Captain Dudeface says:
      there's no thrill in the game unless it's live. Well, you had better go to the store and get food because we all know how they like to mooch off of us and your sub standard cooking skills

      Gina says:
      you are on thin ice, if you want to argue, lets aruge, but stop dropping hints about things that are bothering you

      Captain Dudeface says:
      HEY, i thought we were clear on this. It's bad for our relationship if we argue. You wouldn't want last night to happen again ... do you? You know, you're "falling down the stairs" incident?

    • guys survey

      13 years ago

      tulio07

      [] I put God first
      [] I read the bible
      [] I have played/cheated on a girl
      [x] I play video games
      [x] I wear boxers to bed
      [] Ive thrown rocks @ a girls window
      [x (socially)] Ive drank because I felt like it
      [] I still beat my buddies up
      [x] Of course they never beat me up
      [] I drive a truck/SUV
      [x] My friends and I make fun of each other...a lot
      [] I drive some type of car
      [x] I have a job
      [] I currently have a girlfriend
      [] My girlfriend is better than yours
      [] I think about a girl
      [x] Girls are complicated, to the tenth degree
      [] I'm not Easy
      [] Ive forgotten to return a phone call to a girl...or a few
      [x] Not all guys are the same I'm one of the different ones
      [x if I had one] Id do anything for my girl/a girl
      [x] I tend to be shy around girls
      [] I've acted like a butthole on purpose
      [- (i wish -_-)] I've been flashed before
      [] Ive seen the Rocky Horror picture show
      [] I play hard to get
      [] I aspire to one day become like the guys in Old School
      [x] Im not in love
      [] Ive honked at a girl going down the road
      [] I've hit on a girl in public
      [] I've asked a hot girl for her number that I just met
      [] Ive acted like a man Whore
      [] Sports over-rule everything else
      [] I like christian music.....(some)
      [] I like Death/grind/black metal
      [x] I like rock music
      [] I like rap music
      [] I've been expelled
      [x]I've gotten detention
      [] Cheerleaders are hot......(some) lol
      [] I have a tattoo
      [] I smoke entirely too much
      [x] I respect what she has to say
      [x] And yes I care ALOT

    • Taco Bell

      13 years ago

      tulio07

      Auto response from Tulio07: Andrew says I want taco bell ... he's been using his jedi mind tricks again ... I'm off to taco bell

      Auto response from dercksee: tuley wants taco bell......*wave of my hand ......tuley WANTS taco bell.....

    • Thirty Three

      13 years ago

      tulio07

      Thirty-three questions about relationships... answer truthfully!

      1. single or taken?
      I'm alone

      2. Do you have a crush on anyone?
      Not yet. Hardly know any girls even

      3. Do they know?
      How do they know if they don't exist

      4. Do you flirt a lot?
      not with people I don't know

      6. Do cheaters deserve a 2nd chance?
      NEVER!!!!

      7. Serious or Fun-loving?
      ...Fun

      8. Humor or Romance?
      Humor

      9. Dark or light hair?
      dark ... but either is ok

      10. Shorter or taller than you?
      shorter. If she were taller ... she'd scare me

      11. Do you kiss strangers?
      I don't even kiss my mother anymore

      12. Do you hug strangers?
      Have I hugged you? Point Proven

      13. How long was your longest relationship?
      2ish years with a gap in there somewhere

      14. Do you believe in kissing when you are not together yet?
      yes ... but no one I know is willing ^_~

      15. Do you think about the opposite sex a lot?
      ya

      16. Have you ever slept at a friend of the opposite sex's house?
      does a dorm count?

      17. Do you tell your friends they are hot?
      no ... cause that would be gay

      18. Would you rather have a sweet, clever guy/girl or a wild, funny guy/girl?
      Wild and funny

      19. Have you ever liked someone a lot (and they knew it) who didn't like you back?
      don't make me count

      20. Do you feel comfortable with joking with your friends who are the opposite sex?
      yeah

      21. Chocolates or flowers?
      Chocolates ... cause you can put them on a table and then eat them. Flowers you can jsut put on a table and they die.

      22. Have you ever been in the friends-with-benefits situation?
      no -_-

      23. Teddy Bear or Card?
      Card ... less expensive

      24. Would it be sweet or annoying if someone of the opposite sex called just to say hi?
      annoying ... unless I was REALLY bored

      25. Ever felt like your Girlfriend/boyfriend didn't like you?
      I think everyone who has broken up has at elast once

      26. Ever been cheated on?
      Not cheated on ... but girls have dumped me for other guys

      28. Ever cried over a break up?
      Men that cry are called 'gay'

      29. Ever kissed or hugged your girlfriend/boyfriend in front of a teacher and got in trouble?
      no

      30. Do you believe in miracles?
      no ... but I do believe in a series of many coincidences

      31. Is it easy for you to get over people who were special to you?
      March 11th ... took a year about for me to get totally better. I was never that bad though ... it just lasted long time

      32. Have you ever made a birthday wish or blew on a dandelion?
      I think doing those things is part of the definition for being a kid ... and unless you cam outta your mommy's stink hole fully grown ... you were a kid at one point or another

      33. Have you ever had a broken heart?
      um ... do you have any glue? I need to fix something.

      REPOST THIS AS "Thirty-three questions about relationships... answer truthfully

    • Drunk Survey

      13 years ago

      tulio07

      1. When was the last time you drank?
      Right now

      2. Who With?
      me

      3. What is your fav. drink?
      Dillsion (at the local bar "Grand Illusion" aka "the GI")

      4. Are you an alcoholic?
      no

      5. How many drinks does it take you to get drunk?
      Dunno. Depends on the strength.

      6. What is the last drink you had?
      Bacardi and Cola

      7. Have you ever gone to work drunk?
      no

      8. Do you get hangovers?
      not yet

      9. When did you start drinking?
      My friend's 21st B-day (about a month after mine)

      10. Have you ever thrown up on someone cause you were so drunk?
      no

      11. What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
      um, go to sleep?

      12. Have you ever hooked up while you were drunk?
      nope

      13. do you wish you were drinking right now?
      but I am drinking right now ...

      14. Have you ever been so drunk that you don't remember what you did?
      no

      15. What is the worst drink?
      Tequilla

      16. Do you drink during the week?
      not usually

      17. Has someone asked you to stop drinking?
      no

      18. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar?
      not yet

      19. When was the last time that you were drunk?
      yesterday with Jon

      20. Have you ever been in a fight when you were drinking?
      i wish

      21. Does your family drink?
      not much

      22. What is your favorite drinking game?
      President

      23. If you could only drink one drink (alcoholic) what would it be?
      AAH, thinking ... I can't choose

      24. Have you ever had a drink named after you?
      its only a matter of time

      25. What is your favorite day of the year for drinking?
      st patties day

      26. What is the earliest time EVER that you've started drinking?
      5:00 pm

      27. What is the longest stretch of time that you've drank (without stopping)?
      2 hrs topps

      29. Ever have to go to the hospital because of something alcohol related?
      no, and I don't plan on it

      30. Have a dui/dwi/minor?
      I'm not that dumb

      31. Have you ever had an interaction with police while under the influence?
      no

      32. What are your parent's drinks of choice?
      no idea

      33. Have you ever done a keg stand?
      never been to a kegger yet

      34. have you ever drank out of a beer bong?
      no. That's not my idea of drinking.

      35. What is your favorite alcohol related commercial?
      Well, all I'll say is that it's not in english

      37. Do you have a favorite bar?
      not yet (maybe the GI)

      38. Have you ever woken up in a strange place after a night of drinking?
      um, is my bed a strange place?

      39. What types of alcohol have a bad effect on you?
      Apparently Rum. Gives me stomac aches if I have 2 or more drinks

    • Dude

      13 years ago

      tulio07

      I should probably write something now because I'm most definately
      n
      ot goring to remember this in the mornign

    • What got you into anime?

      13 years ago

      tulio07

      Sadly, DBZ -_- ... It took me a long time to get out of it. I then moved on to:

      *Gundam Wing (easily one of my favorites)
      Outlaw Star (fairly descent, nothing spectacular)
      *Cowboy Bebop (It's a classic, just watch it)
      Mobal Suit Gundam: 8th MS Team (I don't know many people who've seen this ... but I thought it was freaking sweet)
      Yu Yu Hakusho (simply amazing. Not the best, but just ... wow)
      Naruto (1/3 of the eps are fillers and suck a whole lotta @$$, but the rest makes it all worth it)
      Trigun (Lots of people love it ... I just enjoy it)
      Bleach (only recently started watching, but it's dam good ... till you start getting into the Bount saga)
      *Azumanga Daioh (OMG, i wanna go to school in Japan. This one is funny as Hell)
      *Inuyasha (I don't care what people say about it, it's freaking sweet)
      Princess Mononoke (very long movie, but very good)
      *Samurai Champloo (Great action and even better humor at times. Another can't miss)
      *FLCL (you HAVE to watch this one, it's only 6 ep's long ... but it's good.)
      *Excel Saga (Haven't seen all of it yet ... but I'll finish it this weekend)

      Animes that I plan to watch:
      Neon Genesis Evangelion
      Escaflone (I have a movie of it ... but am yet to watch it)
      Serial Experiments Lain
      Wolf's Rain (Maybe)

      It is your duty to make a posting like this.

  • About Me

  • Comments (95)

    • pinkranger

      11 years ago

      yo, where you be?

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Hey, its the finals of Muellertime's RvB Kombat. smiley0.gif

      Because you're on his friends list, you get a fight vote and a story vote. So, if you could go here and type "Fight vote and story vote for Dopp", that'd be marvellous. smiley0.gif

    • Kagome

      13 years ago

      Hey - could you please Vote for Me in this Contest to Win 100 Mods? If I Win I'll be using THOSE Winning Mods as my Reward-Mods in my next Contest.

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1156350

    • Kagome

      13 years ago

      Check out me backyard - its pictures in me journal.

    • Morgue94

      13 years ago

      Greg is in there, notice the guy in the purple shirt. :P

    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      REMEMBER THIS???

      Post edited 5/23/06 8:33PM

    • Slayer_600

      13 years ago

      you have no hair

      It's all part of the "Ruler of the World" image. smiley8.gif

    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      *pokes*

    • acehigh

      13 years ago

      yay vote for me!
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    • lefty

      13 years ago

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      [/your battleship]

    • Morgue94

      13 years ago

      Yeah, uh, guess I forgot to comment on here. Happy Valentine's Day!

      Can't wait for teh yummy dinner tonight. ^_~

    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!

    • Morgue94

      13 years ago

      Happy 21st Birthday, Ryan! ^_~

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    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      TULEY.jpg

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY TULEY!!!

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      HA! I did too! Well, it was like $10 + whatever for shipping. We'll have to play sometime.

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      Rawr.

      Have a good trip back to the EC.

    • Morgue94

      13 years ago

      Nope, I remembered em all. :P

      I be postin' pix of me in a couple mins. ^_^

    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      *pokes*

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas Ryan.

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      I was bored and noticed you didn't have a christmas avatar. smiley8.gif

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    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      good luck on finals kid, u know u got it.

    • Morgue94

      13 years ago

      I love you...and kick those finals' balls! smiley8.gif

    • Slayer_600

      13 years ago

      Hey, Ryan.

      Can you please just take one minute to vote for Tacoman9 in this contest? He really wants to win, and he's a great guy. Thanks! smiley0.gif

    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      *huggles*

    • sroble84

      13 years ago

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      Wheee! A flower!

    • ryndarkruler

      13 years ago

      get 2 mods for commenting on my newest image.

    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      *swoons* MY HERO... *giggles*
      supertuley.jpg

    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      hi!
      have fun! SMILE! ^___________________^

    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      HI You!!!!

      WELCOME TO PINKLAND!!

      *pances*

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      Please vote for me

      my contest, I have decided... will be a bingo contest. Everyone involved will get a different card and each riddle/puzzle/thing will have a number. complete it and you can mark it off of your card. get a bingo and you'll win mods. Fun!

    • muellertime

      13 years ago

      ]spam6pr.jpg.....its whats for....spamming!!!

    • pinkranger

      13 years ago

      Everytime I see your avvie now.. I think.. "Tuley has an cartoon girl avvie.. was he lying to me when he said he was 20? he must be 14!!!"

    • Lixie

      13 years ago

      Holy shittes those are some nice pictures you took.

    • Morgue94

      13 years ago

      No porn. >.<

    • Kelta

      13 years ago

      *poke*

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      and he would survive the ninjas only to be killed by an assassin named "Earthquake"

    • pinkranger

      14 years ago

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    • Frazzer

      14 years ago

      You're cool.......here's proof

      *hands you a COOKIE*

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

      I saw a ShopKo for the first time in my life yesterday in Iowa! Thought you'd like to know...lol

    • Morgue94

      14 years ago

      *kisses* Love you sweetie. ^_^

    • Prionace

      14 years ago

      Yes sir.

    • Prionace

      14 years ago

      That is the only size it uploads as.

    • Cortana

      14 years ago

      Wisconsinites, rock on!

    • Crash

      14 years ago

      OMG! You changed your avatar!

    • lefty

      14 years ago

      anybody steal anything cool?

    • pinkranger

      14 years ago

      The tuley prepares to go to his first class at school. He wears his hottest shit. He makes his hair teh sex. He walkes in all hugo swavey and then someone calls out to him. "HEY! IT'S TEH FRUITY TULEY!!! " His head hangs in shame as he take's a seat next to the albino kid with asthma. Realizing that everyone will forever refer to him as "Teh fruity Tuley". For the rest of the school year closeted gay guys in his classroom hit on him and try to bring out his 'flambouyant'ness. The end.

    • muellertime

      14 years ago

      like the photos. personally im not a flower guy but like the black and white...and the tunnel

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

      ummm well, I posted a pic of Scarlett Johansson because she's good looking, and did a great job in The Island...
      thanks for pointing out her boobs, though...didn't notice those before... ^_^

    • pinkranger

      14 years ago

      ur personal comments place was filled with little girls.. so i just had to put in a 'paint' avvie to make it look even better! ^_^

    • lefty

      14 years ago

      what's stopping you from visiting me now?

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