uber_chaos

from Plano, TX

  • Activity

    • Alex Garland's Halo

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      All this ODST and REACH stuff made me want to read Alex Garland's draft of Halo again. It's almost hard to read, tough. It's like he doesn't get John, Cortana, or the whole goddamn game. I don't really see how or why Bungie ok'd it.

      Anyone else read it?

    • The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      I think I'm less interested in the movie, and more intrigued by the increasing amount of Red Band trailers hitting the internet. Now if only we could have trailers without having to let the MPAA molest it first...

      Regardless, the movie looks pretty funny.

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    • pika pi

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      So Pikachu just about raped Samus for half an hour.

      Take that as you will.

    • omfg hair

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      I took a friend to Red Lobster for his birthday tonight (24 bucks for his plate alone, oshit), and his parents got him a new phone so he was playing with that all night. Upon browsing his transfered info from his old phone, he found this:

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      Taken Junior or Senior year of High School, don't recall. Either way, it's AT LEAST two or three years old. Fast forward to NOW:

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      Haircuts are for chumps.

    • Linkin Park's New Divide

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      So Linkin Park released their single New Divide from the Transformers 2 soundtrack today "exclusively" for iTunes purchase.

      Probably shouldn't have embedded the DRM-free Mp3 into your site if you wanted it exclusive.

      GJ, Linkin Park.

    • Like ripping off a band-aid

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      (this totally could have been an edit on my current journal, but I love fucking Louis Wu's alerts sideways, so here you are).

      Talked to the seller about the phone, he explained the situation, and I'm cool with it. Not gonna be like the customers I hate and get worked up over little shit. So I swallowed my pride, called AT&T, had the number switched over.

      Side note: having a corporate discount through AT&T has its perks. I dial 611, and hear:

      Thank you for calling AT&T's Premiere Business line.

      Got shit taken care of in like, five minutes. Good times.

      Now, to get used to no data and no qwerty keypad.

    • New phone came in

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      Got my new Ericsson in the mail.

      Apparently "brand new" means "used and has cracked keys".

      Ebay. Sigh. Your 100% perfect feedback, good sir, is about to drop just a tinch.

    • New Phone

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      So I bit the bullet and bought my iPhone replacement. I love you, Data Plan, but you're bringing me down.

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      After fighting between two phones for a solid few weeks, I ended up getting the Sony Ericsson w580i, based on Sarge806's recommendation. It's the only phone I could find for 90 bucks new that had a camera fairly close to the iPhones in quality, and apparently it has a pedometer, which I find intensely awesome. I kinda wanted the gray one, but brand new that would have cost me fifty bucks more, and if I really want to be a girl about it I can buy the casing for one for like ten bucks.

      This is kinda bitter-sweet. On one hand, I love my iPhone to death and this is going to take some serious getting used to. On the other hand, I love saving money, and I love that if I unlock and sell my iPhone I can get like 400 bucks for it.

      That said, if I hate this phone, I blame Lauren entirely.

    • Terminator: SALVATION - Spoilers?

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      (there could be spoilers here. I haven't seen the movie, I'm just going off what i know. SO if you want to go in totally pure, I'd avoid this rant)

      So this new Terminator flick might be the one big budget Hollywood movie I don't seem to care much about. Maybe it's because it has the same writers as Terminator 3, maybe it's because I'm sick of "future" movie - maybe. Honestly though, what seems to bother me the most, is that no one seems to care about the movie itself, but rather all the bullshit attached to it.

      Lets first go back to when McG was first attached to the film. Lets be honest here. The guy who directed Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle wants to do a Terminator movie. I don't know if anyone was super duper fucking excited about that, but I know I sure as shit wasn't. Not to mention that Terminator 3 fucked the franchise pretty hard, and things usually get worse before they get better.

      Now seeing McG talk about the movie... it just doesn't do it for me. When someone describes their own work as "fucking awesome", I'm just immediately turned off. He's like a used car salesmen. He tries way too fucking hard. And the second he described the movie as a "Hard R", I knew it was going to be PG-13. I fucking knew it. Why? Because like Rob Zombie, he's the biggest Hollywood sell-out who likes to pretend he still has some integrity. News Flash, McG - You don't. You simply don't.

      Lets fast forward into production. Jon Nolan does an uncredited rewrite, Christian Bale signs on, they film, blah blah blah. Suddenly one day the ending of the movie leaks online. John Connor dies. Marcus "Super Duper Fucking Confused Cyborg" Wright rips off his skin, puts on Connor's, and takes on his role as guy who keeps fucking up the timeline to save the world, but inevitably fucks it twice as hard in doing so. So summed up: Connor is dead, is replaced with a terminator to keep spirits high. Ok. Whatever. I get it. I guess.

      So news of this leak reaches our good buddy McG, and he's like "AHAHAHAHA THAT ENDING IS FAKE. We played with the idea but were like 'pfft, naw bra, that shits dumb'. Totally not the ending. HARD R THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME AND HAS TITS".

      Then suddenly, out of the blue, extensive reshoots take place. Now EVERY movie has reshoots, but come on - coincidence? I think not. And no matter how many people from within the production admit to it being the ending, including a goddamned writer of the film, McG persists in acting like Michael Bay and continues bullshitting the people who pay for his million dollar Los Angeles home. Yes, thats right. If it wasn't for us continuously seeing your crappy movies, you would not have work. Regardless, they reshoot, and suddenly we now have a fresh ending no one knows about. Ok. Whatever. I get it. I guess.

      And then the Christian Bale meltdown hits the internet. I don't need to beat you over the head with the details - chances are you and your dogs stomach worms already know the story. Regardless, it leads to more drama bullshit, McG yells at a fan for asking about it, etc etc. Insert MORE media bullshit.

      Now I was browsing through slashfilm.com tonight, and ran across an article about the ending changing AGAIN. McG actually spoils what his original/alternate ending was - and frankly I think it sounds dumb. The original leaked ending I found pretty dumb, but it could make for some interesting sequels I guess (and lets face it, thats all producers and filmmakers care about these days. (Yes Rob ZombieI am looking at you. )

      Now honestly, when I see a trailer for this movie, I just don't feel excited about it. I don't want drama. I don't want three endings. I don't want to know why Christian Bale hates the DP. I don't some douchebag director to expect me to form my opinion until I've seen. I just want a good movie. Please, please, no more trailers. No more 4 minute "fucking awesome" sizzle reels. No more yelling, Mr Bale, I can hear you just fine thank you. No more "well the topless scene was removed because blah blah blah". I just want a good movie. And at this point, i don't know if I can experience that without more bullshit drama. Or if it'll even be a good movie.

      So whats my stance on Terminator: Salvation? Well, I have to side with James Cameron on this. Good luck, mr McG, but I reserve the right to hate this movie. Just as I reserve the right to key your car if I ever see it.

      You have been warned.

  • Comments (741)

    • briarsarmor

      12 years ago

      Was it the greyish suit?

    • SipidersW

      12 years ago

      CATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      They're opening a Chik-fil-a up here by my campus.

      Stoked.

      But its not Texas :(

    • Joe_2

      12 years ago

      Hehe, its how we role.

    • IRUKANJI

      12 years ago

      *sigh*......."I believe you have my stapler."

    • IRUKANJI

      12 years ago

      My dad's best friend is "Milton's" Younger Brother.

      Rick Root is a Defence Attourney in New Orleans, My dad loaned his brother Steven Root (AKA Milton) his American Express card so he could go to New York to get into showbusiness.

      So, yeah, my dad knew Steven Root before he was famous.

    • tmoneynyy

      13 years ago

      Thank you very much. And yes, Halo 2 did the same thing to my grades, and (hopefully), it won't happen again (even though I know it won't).

    • SipidersW

      13 years ago

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    • SipidersW

      13 years ago

      Fat Cow says hi.
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    • SOLDIER9246

      13 years ago

      I invite you to Ride The Emu forums, videos, and ect

      Home of the machinima serious Last Chance

      lc.ridetheemu.com

      ENJOY and tell a friend smiley0.gif

    • SOLDIER9246

      13 years ago

      hell no

    • Gorbash

      13 years ago

      So now all the supervillans know who their arch enemies friends and families are and can go kill them. I know other bad guys can do this to cops, but a lot of times superheroes didn't ask for their powers and have chosen the good side because that is their nature.

      In Caps case everyone knows who is is anyway, and he is a government "agent" but he has always done what is right. It is just now the government has total control over them, and that goes against pretty much every lesson Americans are taught. We are free and don't answer to any goverment rule.

    • Mintz08

      13 years ago

      Hell YES

      I like your thinking.

    • dude_stud

      13 years ago

      Not as awkward as some of your pics...

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    • Silvac

      13 years ago

      thanks ill keep u in mind.

    • briarsarmor

      13 years ago

      Hey just a FYI...I am redoing my website and using your wallpaper/card design you made me as the base. smiley8.gif

    • SOLDIER9246

      13 years ago

      u want to help film

    • briarsarmor

      13 years ago

      I figured I owed you some mods for all the stuff youve done for me. smiley8.gif

    • wussie

      13 years ago

      nah, not printed yet.

    • TMRiddle1331

      13 years ago

      hey I am really sorry, cinema void and fhajad dropped out of last chance so the project fell apart. I feel really bad you made such a kick ass site for nothing but if you ever wanna know how I made the site to php for future knowlege let me know I would be glad to help

    • briarsarmor

      13 years ago

      Dude, my IM thing is messin up , i see what you type but I cant type back, WTF?

    • Cinema_Void

      13 years ago

      It's only rape if they don't want it.

    • Michael_M

      13 years ago

      Oh. Right. That.

      Here: michaelm.pfordee.com/resource/theateam.jpg

    • Silvac

      13 years ago

      it is unfortunately i might change it because the origional chars name was locklear. locklears is an odst from the halo books

    • Silvac

      13 years ago

      thanks.

    • Silvac

      13 years ago

      if u could record yourself doing that. that would be awesome. then id have two flood peeps instead of 1. smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Michael_M

      13 years ago

      I'm not sure I remember... please, refresh my memory.

    • wussie

      13 years ago

      for some reason they were neg modding a comment I had made on KZSCWITD's profile asking him to e-mail me the pics without our helmets on since we cannot post them online, but I ended up taking my laptop with me to the con and snagging his camera card and just putting the pics on my pc.

    • Laird

      13 years ago

      They said no, but I got something signed for you.

    • Laird

      13 years ago

      Are my AIM messages not getting through?

    • Cinema_Void

      13 years ago

      I've decided that "Chula Del Once' Vista" shall be my porno name.

    • Cinema_Void

      13 years ago

      It's a suberb right ouside of Downtown San Diego.

    • Hudson633

      13 years ago

      Yes, but at the mention of film-making i though you
      may be interested in seeing what i have created...

      It didn't seem anywhere out of place as a comment

    • Hudson633

      13 years ago

      Well lets see....

      Its storytelling for a start, you'r journal was about film making

      Looks okay to me

    • briarsarmor

      13 years ago

      LOL, I thought it was funny.

    • briarsarmor

      13 years ago

      Arrrg!

    • Cinema_Void

      13 years ago

      Wheres my flyer bitch?

    • prittynred

      13 years ago

      They played really well. You still get to watch Germany on Saturday though...

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I got a million of 'em.

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      The fourth down in the south of the south sucks.

      cus half the people are crammed at the one fireworks show we have down here, and the other half is like "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!"

      If the south rose it would be the north.

    • Hookedonhalo

      13 years ago

      Hahahaha, nice!

    • Cptfuzzy

      13 years ago

      No, they are just bunglers!

    • ABYSS_GK

      13 years ago

      your the one who made the poster?
      I smiley12.gif you!!!

    • insaneidiot

      13 years ago

      only if KP can be the co-father.

    • briarsarmor

      13 years ago

      LOL. like the shirt. smiley0.gif

    • Shadow471

      13 years ago

      oh you did, srry dood,

    • duncan_stive

      13 years ago

      My mom has been a user for a long time.. Seriously.. Acid, weed, pills you name it...
      Seriously though... What are you talking about? Did I insult you somewhere..? I dont remember.. LOL

    • Ray FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Congratulations Ur carolina Hurricans are Stanley Cup Champions!!!

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    • Hookedonhalo

      13 years ago

      Ok, sorry. I looked for "Does not accept friend requests" and didn't see any. Sorry for bothering you. If you ever feel like it, i'd appreciate the add. Thanks

      Masta C

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